my baby boy - just in time for Mother's Day...introducing a dog of my own! Humphrey B Bear. Venus and the Sun in Aquarius, Moon in Sagittarius and Mars in Leo...an apricot Maltipoo... (I'm told Ciara has the same dog and of course Cancer Jessica Simpson had one but it was unfortunately eaten by coyotes...)
Today's birthdays are quite the impressive (bar one) list of celebs...Danielle Fishel (Host of the Dish), Mongrel Chris Brown, Adele and Craig David (2 really good British singers). Rumour has it however that Adele is somewhat of a dirty bird...showers are deemed speical occasions for her...and washing her hair...only on very special occasions. This is an unfortunate left over of the 'olden days' in Ole London town. People take baths. It's kind of hard to get clean taking a bath in your own dirty bath water correct? I have it on good authority that you can smell Adele before you see her or hear her...
Virgo Cameron Diaz and Leo A-Rod continue with their downlow relationship. He sure does like him some blonds! And whiteys...like Tiger Woods! Speaking of TW, David Boreanaz (May 16 Taurus) won't be having such a great birthday this year, with him having to admit he hooked up with some whore more than a few times while married to his wife of 9 years. Rumours have it that said whore is no other than Tiger's used goods Rachel Uchitel (wonder if she used condoms with David?). What's with this woman? Gloria Allred must be rubbing her hands with glee. More publicity!
I am just talking to my Leo bff about the weakness of too many men...it's quite amazing...they can't help themselves can they? I got myself a boy dog but he's getting fixed asap! LOL
till tomorrow,
Cosmic Cheers,
Astrogirl
xoxo
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