Mr Aquarius - the ladies man - Humphrey B Bear...
What a night of TV! Nicole Scherzinger - an exotic Cancer from Hawaii won - which was kind of an anti-climax. Aries trainwreck Kate Gosselin - she of the wooden arms and legs and deer in a headlight stare was clumsier than ever. There is something so annoying about this woman. She has very negative energy and all the plastic surgery in the world can't or won't make her attractive. She has a very sour puss on her face. SOUR - that's the word. And yet TLC have given her 2 more shows. 'Kate Plus Eight' and 'Twist of Kate'. WHY? Who wants to watch her? Mind blowing America!
Tonight the world bids adieu to Libra Simon Cowell with the finale of American Idol and his last show. No doubt the next few months will be full of rumours about who is going to replace him. Replace him with Pises Bret Michaels!!
Cancer Lindsay Lohan must have watched herself on the TV and realized she looked like a witch with that black hair. She went and dyed it a nice honey blonde - much better - and added extensions, which she needed. Speaking of extensions...who the hell put all that Ms Piggy hair on Ali the Bachelorette. She looks like a whiter version of Mariah Carey. Her hair was fine before and yet they stuck this weird mop on top of her head and she had to 'rock it' even though she clearly felt weirded out with all this fake, frizy hair draped over her shoulder like a dead animal.
Fire these hairdressers! Seriously! Who puts a young girl in all that hair and a long dress she has to keep picking up because it's dragging in the wet driveway of the rented mansion in the middle of nowhere in LA - and it's freezing cold! There's cold air streaming out of her mouth when she speaks into the camera. She shivers at times. Too cold! Bad hair. Bad dress pick.
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic Greetings,
Astrogirl
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

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