Wednesday June 30, 2010

Humphrey's first haircut!  ALA MUTT at Toluca Lake - he was a big hit - they kept him there 3 hours!

Before I took him however I dropped by the dogpark on Lake Hollywood Drive - under the Hollywood sign.  Tripping across the lawn towards me was Scorpio Parker Posey, with a cup of tea in a china cup in her hand...and a very weird outfit on - for being anywhere, let alone the dog park.  She was with her black and white French Bulldog Olive and had hammer pants on - black with sparkles, a pink cropped jacket on and sandals that didn't quite work in the dirty dog park.  She was talking in a fake and very bad English accent and quite the scene stealer!  She threw her leftover dregs of tea out on the lawn much to the delight of the dogs who rushed over to see what it was.  Meanwhile, I was on my way to the groomers and all I could think of was her movie 'Best in Show'.  Classic and very LA!

I see that Alicia Key's fiance Swiss Beatz owes the IRS $2.2 million in back taxes.  He didn't pay any taxes in 2008.  Yet Alicia is rocking a 7 carat ring on her finger.  How does that work?  Did she pay for it herself perhaps? 
Quite amazing how these celebrities who make more money in one year than 'normal people' make in a lifetime can't manage to pay their taxes and have to declare bankruptcy in some cases.  Like Teresa and JoE Guidice from Housewives of Jersey - who have spent $11 million and now are declaring bankruptcy.  How does that work? 

Today's birthdays include Mike Tyson, Fantasia Barrino and Michael Phelps.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

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Tuesday June 29, 2010

get off the computer mummy and take me somewhere...

Well Brian Austin Green is probably the happiest and luckiest man on the planet - marrying long time gf Megan Fox.  Megan a Taurus and Brian a Cancer got married in Hawaii and are right now on their honeymoon.  When you think of 'David' from the original 90210 marrying Megan Fox it's kinda funny!

Sad to read that Stephanie Seymour is having such a hard time of it - brought on by her out of control drinking and more.  She is going through intense scrutiny right now, with her nanny and her kids telling stories about her drinking too much etc.  Stephanie's a cusper - July 23 - Cancer/Leo cusp.  The signs of the mother and the father and not an easy cusp to be.

Had to laugh to hear that Dina Lohan - Lindsay's enabler - has gotten hold of Lindsay's Carvel VIP ice-cream card and has been using it - getting free Carvel ice-cream out on Long Island.  The Manager of Carvel had to call her and ask her not to use the card anymore.  That it was meant for Lindsay and Lindsay only!  Classic!

Libra Mario Lopez is engaged to his lady love Courtney Mazza.  Previously engaged to Capricorn Karina Smirnoff who was engaged to Capricorn Maxim who is now dating leggy Taurus Erin Andrews.  Mario was married to gorgeous Ali Landry, a Cancer for 2 weeks until it was revealed he had done the deed with a stripper during his bachelor party.  Hopefully he has learnt his lesson and with a baby on board will treat Courtney better!

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

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June 28, 2010

all the toys I bought him and it's all about a grape he found on the floor...played with it for hours...

Please tell me someone else watched last night's BET Awards? 3 hours - but great music - the best kind of music when Alicia Keys is on her piano - pregnant and glowing. Now that's one classy lady!  Not so sure about her man though - he was married with kids when he met her and the ex wife is non too happy about it - wrote an open letter on the Internet stating how upset she was about losing her hubby to Alicia. Am sure it's not something Alicia was happy about and not something she could control either.

I am a big fan of Aquarius Alicia Keys.  She's rocking a huge engagement ring, courtesy of her long time love Swiss Beatz- who's divorce is finalized and he's free to marry Alicia and be a family with her.  She's been hiding him for ages and she must feel so free having him sitting with her. Swiss is a Virgo - interesting match - and went through a bitter divorce - however now he is free and Alicia looks happy.

BUT the most amazing part was the meltdown of Taurus Chris Brown.  He sobbed like a baby and couldn't get through 'Man in the Mirror' - even though he had danced up a storm a few minutes before.  He is so talented.  I always knew it but last night he really danced just like MJ and has a real presence on stage.  Polls online are suggesting that it was a set up/fake in order to garner sympathy for Brown, who of course beat Aquarius Rihanna to a bloody pulp after an awards show a few years back. Is he back?  is he back on track career wise?  He put out a new CD - never heard it - and he won the 'Pandomonium' Award last night. So maybe there is hope for him and Kanye West, who opened the show? 

What's happening this week for U?  I have it right here...

Aries (March 21 – April 20)


Uranus, the unpredictability bringer has mucked up your life enough and is going out of phase through mid-August. Jupiter however hangs in there and out of the blue many of you feel as if your life is on a different and much better path. Some of you could be living someone else’s life sooner than later. Venus of ‘snag that man’ fame helps out the singles cause and introduces you to more than a few contenders. It’s like picking out apples and oranges – look for the bruised, slightly rotting ones and toss em aside!

Taurus (April 21 – May 21)

Motivator Mars continues to reign supreme over your creativity and self-fulfillment zone this week. If you’re practically comatose at work lately, it’s time to do something about that. What’s your passion? Hopefully you can think of one! It might be time for you to take a course or rethink your career entirely. The Sun and Mercury in your ‘get busy’ zone helps you out. It’s time to make moves and stop being so scared to dip your toe into the deep end of the pool.

Gemini (May 22 – June 21)

Be aware of emotional explosions this week. You’re not one to blow your lid, but with all that’s going on around you right now, you may feel it’s time for you to let loose a little and even shed a few crocodile tears. Mercury in your self-esteem zone is stirring up all sorts of things and many of you may feel as if now is the time for you to show the world exactly what you’re made of. Get some extra sleep too. Emotions drain you.

Cancer (June 22 – July 22)

Feel like you’re in the hot seat? You’re right – you are - with the Sun and Mercury hanging tough in your sign. Plus with Uranus starting his retrograde journey in your career and ambitions zone this weekend, chances are you will regret something you did or said earlier at work and wish for a redo over. Aren’t you lucky? Jupiter, the planet of right place, right time happens to be in the same part of your chart. Don’t blow your one chance to kiss some serious booty girls!

Leo (July 23 – August 23)

Goddess of love and beauty Venus continues her tour of duty in your sign this week. Are you taking advantage of her makeover powers? Get your hair cut and/or coloured, attempt a try at something fun and different with makeup – go on wear that Gwen Stefani like red lippy…and just have a go when it comes to fashion. Uranus the ‘what the??planet’ goes out of phase in your spiritual zone this weekend. Something or someone who once meant a lot to you no longer does. Accept it and move on.







Virgo (August 24 – September 23)

Be on the lookout for some sort of unexpected emotional meltdown by yours truly midweek. That’s when the Pisces Moon goes into battle with critical Mars in Virgo and you might get into a heated argument over whether it’s better to look at the forest (big picture Pisces) or the trees (small details Virgo). Friday is the day for you to take a leap of cosmic faith and have a long overdue adventure. Aim for something that you’ve always wanted to do but never though you could do.



Libra (September 24 – October 23)

Don’t underestimate the power of positive thinking this week. Luckster Jupiter in your relationship zone has other people bending over backwards to see you happy. Let them make you smile girls! If they want to lend you money, advice, a bed to sleep in, a shoulder to cry on…take them up on it. Your ruler Venus continues her luxury Leo visit, so for some of you, high priced goodies appeal more than usual. Stick to your fake or less expensive goodies. You can rock the fake and make it look great.

Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)

There is nothing worse than feeling as if you letting yourself down. You are super proud and rely on yourself to make the best of your life. And with Jupiter in your health and well-being zone, there are strides being made. Focus on how to get yourself into tip top physical and mental shape over the next few weeks. The Sun and Mercury in your spiritual zone are helping out too. Be kind to yourself – don’t beat yourself up about perceived failures.







Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)

Making choices between you and others is never easy for you. Face it Sags – you like things to revolve around you (and you like your freedom too). And with your ruler Jupiter in free for all Aries right now, chances are you are feeling happy with the way things are working out for you. Concentrate on what you really want. Visualize yourself doing something and make it a life plan. Friday is a day to really ‘go hard or go home’ type thing.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

Someone really does want to help you. Sure they might be asking for something in return, but it’s important you weigh the pros and cons of whatever it is you are considering. Your dreams are important this week. Write down anything of significance. Look at your dreams in more depth later. Single? Love is in the air – especially if it involves a Cancerian. Duo? The issue of children could come up. A serious subject, so don’t take your talks too lightly or get too defensive either.

Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)

Midweek the Moon slides into your sign and helps lighten things up. Some of you could need more sleep than usual, so turn the idiot box off and hit the sack! If you’re a writer (or fancy yourself as one), this is a very inspirational week for you. Don’t be shy about asking for more responsibility at work. Allow a friend to inspire you. Don’t feel as if he or she is trying to tell you to do something. It’s just a suggestion.

Pisces (February 20 – March 20)

Expect a rather spicy debate to flare up with a rather straight A type personality this week. You would prefer to ‘think big’ and explore all possibilities. This other person sees everything in black and white. Can you find a meeting place in the middle perhaps? Whatever you do, avoid drama if possible! Always intuitive, you’re positively psychic this week. Clue yourself in to an opportunity no one else sees. And go for it (if your inner voice is giving you the green light of course).


Today's celeb birthdays include Kellie Pickler & John Cusack.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Sunday June 27, 2010

loving life!  Especially when sitting on grass! 

Who saw that amazing lunar eclipse last night?  The Moon took up practically the whole sky!  Very intense and in Capricorn, the 10th house of ambition, the father, responsiblity and time management, a time when all these things will come up.  This lunar eclipse will especially affect Capricorns, Virgos, Taureans, Cancers, Pisces and Scorpios.  The fire and air signs will feel the heat from the earth and water signs, but it won't be a life changing experience like it will be for many earth and water signs.

I see that 2 Capricorns Mel Gibson and his baby mumma Oksana have taken out restraining orders against each other and the break up is going to be a public google fest.  Accusations are flying and more will come over the next month. This lunar eclipse is sure to stir up more feelings and drama and will do for pretty much all of the Capricorn celebs. 

Read about your week tomorrow.

Today's birthdays include Ed Westwick and Tobey Maguire.

Till tomorrow
Cosmic well wishes
Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Saturday June 26, 2010

There it is - the much photographed Hollywood sign - which is the backdrop to the dog park close by...Humpf enjoys a romp around with some other puppies there from time to time...

I am a winner!  Yes people - I won something!  A clutch from Surly Girl on Robertson - I entered a competition online and won a clutch!  Headed down to Robertson with Humphrey later today to claim my prize!  Snooki from Jersey Shore rocked the same clutch in silver to the MTV Awards.  Hey - good enough for Snooki...

Hiking Runyon yesterday I ran into 2 gorgeous Aussies- Scorpio Cleo Coleman and Sebastian.  Cleo is an actress on Neighbours - one of Australia's biggest TV shows of all time.  SO nice to meet fellow Aussies and catch up on the goss downunder.

Speaking of Snooki, she's a November 23 Sagittarius.  The first day of Sagittarius - but she definitely has the larger than life personality of a Sag!

Today's birthdays include Chris Isaak, Chris O'Donnell & Derek Jeter.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Friday June 25, 2010

looking guilty - no doubt there's a good reason...

Who watched socially awkward Aquarius Jake Pavelka  - the Bachelor was was engaged to sulky Pisces Vienna but is now a bachelor again?

I was wondering if he was excited at all to be sitting so close to hunky Mario Lopez? Mario's a Libra and a better match for Jake!  LOL.  What a farce the whole thing is.  I'm sure the Bachelor reality show producers are slightly miffed that this has all blown up in their faces and there is a post break up show to watch next week.  It was filmed this Wednesday and apparently there was anger and drama - but of course!  We wouldn't watch it unless we were guaranteed drama! Chris Harrison will no doubt be hosting and as usual, a total tool.  And now for the last rose...duh!

1 year today since MJ passed.  Where we you when you heard the news?  I was at Equinox in WeHo when the news started flashing across the TV.  A sad day.

Today's birthdays include singers Carly SImon and George Michael.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Thursday June 24, 2010

hanging with DWTS host Tom Bergeron and Virgo Kelly Markle (Sparkles) a while back...

I see that Leo and fellow Aussie Abbie Cornish is dating hottie Josh Hartnett - who is a lay low kinda guy for sure.  What is he up to these days?  Born July 21, Josh is cusper - on the cusp of Cancer and Leo, so he is one tough cookie.

Cuspers bring with them bits and pieces of both signs they are on the cusp of.  Josh is super sensitive, intensely proud and has one foot in and one foot out of show business all the time.  The Cancer side has him guarding his privacy closely, while the Leo side has him dating Abbie Cornish and previously Gisele Bunchen when she was on a break from Scorpio Leonardo DiCaprio, before marrying Leo Tom Brady.  Wow - what a line up of boyfriends Gisele! 

The backlash against Aries Lady GaGa is in full swing.  Too much too soon girl.  You will burn yourself out with these antics - you need to disappear for a while.  We get the costumes and the make up but when you fall over all the time you just look like a drunken whore (ala Cancer Lindsay...). 

More fall out from the broken Bachelor engagement.  I totally believe he didn't have sex with her.  He is a man on a mission - to be an actor - and he's short and tiny enough to become one.  Jake says he's 5'10 - which is Tom Cruise 5'10 - in other words, he's lucky if he's 5'7.  And he's tiny - petite!  Men of WeHo - you can have him!  LOL

Today's birthdays include Cancers Mick Fleetwood and Jeff Beck.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Wednesday June 23, 2010

after a much needed bath...he's a dirty boy after Runyon and the dog park...

Speaking of Runyon, the lovely Capricorn January Jones glided past me yesterday.  Love Betty Draper!  Pauly Shore - an Aquarius - hosting a big table of young, pretty girls at Katana last night.  It was a lovely night sitting outside on the terrace - always great people watching at Katana on Sunset.  Drinks after at Sunset Tower and was surprised to see Leo Ben Affleck there  - looking like he just got back from logging in Canada or something.  Full beard, flannel shirt...really Ben, why do you insist on covering up that cute face?

NOW what about Aquarius Bachelor Jake Pavelka and his nasty break up with Florida from head to toe Vienna Girardi, a Pisces?  Bad match up - Aquarius and Pisces btw.  She's way too needy and emotional for cool, aloof, stoic Jake.  Jake who wouldn't touch her btw.  No sex for months apparently.  He said he was fasting, saving himself for marriage, not feeling well etc etc.  I think Jake needs to come roaring out of the closet!  He's 'so gay' - he's a neat freak, he's no doubt waxed from head to toe (crack, back and sack) as they say in Australia.  There's nothing manly about him at all.  He's cringe worthy.  I hope Vienna makes her money off having to have been with him for the time they were together and gets on with her life.  No one is surprised about the split - but the nastiness of it is the eyebrow raising thing.

Today's birthdays inclue Jason Mraz, Selma Blair and Frances McDormand.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Tuesday June 22, 2010

Look at how little he was!  He's tripled in size!  Very cute!  Scorpio Jim and Aquarius Humphrey...

Don't think that you are the only one stressed out or suffering from a lot of self-doubt today and this week.  Saturday's lunar eclipse - the first eclipse of the year - is set to be a real doozy. 

For Aries it targets your 10th house of career and social status.  An upheaval at work is stressful, but in the long run, it will show you the pathway to follow what it is you should really be working towards.

Taureans - it affects your 9th house of spiriuality and higher learning and you may feel as if you've been living your life all wrong up to this point.

Gemini's Your 8th house of joint projects and resources is highlighted by Saturday's lunar eclipse.  If you have been working with someone else towards something, you will suddenly realize you're doing all the work and walk away.

You Cancers are very much affected relationship wise by the eclipse.  Someone says or does something that you don't like or take the wrong way and you could decide to let some friendships or relationships go.

With Leos, you will feel as if you aren't living up to all your 'hype'.  You pride yourself on being the best and the showpony of the zodiac, but are you merely a work horse right now?

Virgos could suffer in the romance department.  Something could go horribly or slightly wrong - with Virgos it is all wrong - and your faith in something or someone could be damaged.

Being a Libra is not easy  - you are contantly seeking perfection and balance and harmony.  And this eclipse is all about upsetting the status quo and putting obstacles in your way.

Scorpios will feel as if they can't trust other people.  Trust is a big ticket item for Scorpios and feeling as if someone is about to let you down is a horrible thought.

Money is your Achilles Heel this weekend and for the rest of 2010.  Money is something you don't understand as well as other signs.  You'll be totally confused this weekend.

And for the major players of the zodiac this weekend - you goats.  Tiger watch out!  Undoubtedly more drama with your whores could come out of the woodwork...

Aquarians mull over choices made earlier in the year and wish they had been more open and flexible with their decisions.  Okay you made a mistake.  Time to move on and be more knowledgeable next time.

And finally last but not least, Pisces - the lunar eclipse affects your 11th house of hopes, dreams, wishes and friendship.  Someone will let you down - bigtime.

Today's birthdays include the amazing Meryl Streep, Cyndi Lauper, Donald Faison and Lindsay Wagner...some fab women in there!

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

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Monday June 21, 2010

Humphrey and a little girl at the dog park yesterday - all very cute!

Summer Solstice is here!  Its' the first day of summer today and the day the Sun moves into Cancer.  And as i told you yesterday, a very intense Lunar Eclipse in Capricorn Saturday (7.30 am) is set to rock your boat and more.

Enjoyed a very nice dinner at Chart House in Malibu on the PCH last night.  California is truly a magnificent place.  Saw Chris Kattan getting out of his car on PCH - a Libran, no doubt he loves the serenity of living right on the Pacific Ocean.

Lets have a look see what else is happening this week.

Aries (March 21 – April 20)


Home and family dramas, as well as what to do about your living situation is on your mind this week. Unexpected upheavals at work on Friday throw you for a loop, thanks to the lunar eclipse in your career and ambitions zone. If you are itching to break free of your flat mate, your family or your partner, this is the time to make your move. Your need for independence and some ‘alone time’ has never been stronger. And do keep buying those lotto tickets girls. You are super lucky right now.

Taurus (April 21 – May 21)

Planetary activity in your third and ninth house this week has you making some important decisions. Even if you don’t feel what you are deciding is that vital, in the long run it will be. Anything that places an emphasis on women’s issues and your own emotional security is targeted by Saturday’s lunar eclipse. If you feel someone is doing you more harm than good, take a break. Know that the eclipse will trigger an increase in your irritability. Stay off the roads if possible.

Gemini (May 22 – June 21)

Money and what it means to you personally is in your stars this week, with Mercury and the Sun shining on your second house of cash flow and Saturday’s lunar eclipse in your joint resources zone. Thinking of buying something with someone else? This weekend will help weigh up the pros and the cons. Don’t do anything rash however. Something unexpected and better could very well come along if you have any doubts about what you’re set to embark on now.







Cancer (June 22 – July 22)

If your birthday falls on or with a day of June 26, the next twelve months are going to rock! You set off on a month of ‘all about you’, while a lunar eclipse in your relationship zone this weekend is sure to have you rethinking who your ‘real friends’ are. On Friday, Mercury the communicator joins with the Sun in your sign and this will ignite your feminist views. You could feel you were overlooked for a promotion because of your gender. Don’t let it happen again!

Leo (July 23 – August 23)

Planetary play in your past karma zone this week has you rethinking a decision you made earlier in the year. Were you too rash? Did you put your best interests ahead of others and are you paying for that greediness now? It may be a chance for you to redo something that needs redoing. Saturday’s lunar eclipse shines on your hard work zone. If you’ve been a total slacker of late, it’s time to step up your game. Get to work early, skip a lunch break and be there when the boss leaves.

Virgo (August 24 – September 23)

A Full Moon in your romance zone this weekend triples your emotional energy and in a fit of craziness, some of you could break it off with your guy only to regret it instantly. With the Sun and Mercury your ruler in your eleventh house of hopes, wishes and friendship, this is a time when turning to a trusted friend is something you should do. You’re usually very much the Captain of your own ship, but the Universe is allowing you to take advice from crew members this time around.

Libra (September 24 – October 23)

There is nothing worse than feeling as if you aren’t being the best that you can possibly be. That something is holding you back. Guess who’s the one holding you back? YOU. You - with all of your indecision, muttering and mumbling and general worry wart behavior. Stop being so opposed to everything and everyone and instead, embrace all these amazing opportunities flooding your inbox and your life. Saturday’s lunar eclipse in your domestic zone brings something that seemed a long way away much closer. Time to deal with it once and for all.

Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)

Something that has been a long time coming finally comes tumbling out. And what a relief it will be for you. You harbor things for way too long and it’s not healthy. So this weekend, under the purging light of the first lunar eclipse of the year, spill it! Mars, your co-ruler and the planet of energy spends time in your friendship zone and helps you let go of old but no longer good friends. And make new ones – never easy for you fixed signs.

Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)

Money and how keeping up with the Joneses’ is tied into pretty much everything is under the cosmic spotlight this weekend. A fierce lunar eclipse in your self-esteem and cash flow zone is the reason why you are clinging to the need for certain luxury items. But where is this constant need for stuff getting you? Nowhere. Focus on inner wealth and being the best person you can be. Let Jupiter in your self-fulfillment zone work wonders for you without the aid of ‘stuff’.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

Your once a year lunar eclipse is brewing up all sorts of things for you this weekend. The first lunar eclipse of the year, it’s set to be a doozy. Partnered up? Now’s the time to clear the air, forgive, forget and move on. Now is a time for many of you to release whatever needs to be released. Cleaning out your emotional closets and reorganizing your life so that you are focused on the future. ‘The past is history, the future a mystery’.

Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)

There is nothing worse than feeling as if you ‘could of, should have’ is there? Unfortunately, for the vast majority of you, that’s how you’ll feel under the grueling influence of Saturday’s lunar eclipse in your twelfth house of subconscious and past karma. Write down exactly how you’re feeling now and look at it once a month just to remind yourself of what not to do or say going forward. Being an air sign, you can be rather flippant and unfeeling when it comes to your word usage. Remember, feelings are involved.

Pisces (February 20 – March 20)

Letting go of a long held dream is never easy, but that’s what the Universe is asking many of you to do over the next few weeks. The catalyst is this weekend’s first lunar eclipse of the year in your hopes, dreams and wishes zone. Your friendships are also under scrutiny and with Mercury and the Sun in your happiness zone; it’s time to eradicate anyone who causes you more grief than smiles. Single? Cancers and Capricorns are your ‘go to’ matches right now.

Today's birthdays include Prince William, Juliette Lewis & Kris Allen.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

xoxo

Sunday June 20, 2010

yesterday was cupcake day...Daphne and Lisa (Aquarius and Scorpio) in honour of Fathers day today got into the kitchen and made cup cakes - lots of fun! 

Happy Father's Day to everyone! The weather has been amazing here in LA and today is no exception!  The Summer Solstice tomorrow has the Sun moving into Cancer - one of the most emotional signs in the zodiac.  Plus with the upcoming Lunar Eclipse on Saturday in Capricorn, the earth sign that is very strict and strong - know that this is going to be quite a week!  Emotional, sensitive, on edge, a nervous vibe/energy will pervade the air and it's vital that you don't buy into it too much.  If you're a Cancer or a Capricorn, you will definitely feel the 'heat'.  The cosmic heat that is! Cancers stick close to home and don't mix and mingle with people who always make you feel 'less than'.  Capricorns - don't let this emotional intensity get to you at work.  You could say or do something that affects your career going forward for quite some time if you're not careful.

Everyone else watch out!  You could very well feel the wrath this week from a Cancer or a Capricorn.  If you do, don't react too much.  Know and understand that they are feeling under a lot of pressure - especially on Friday/Saturday.

Today's birthdays include fellow Aussie Nicole Kidman and Lionel Ritchie.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic Cheers,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Saturday June 19, 2010

Humpf watching TV - I wonder what he thinks of the crap mummy watches?

Last night was unbelievable - the opening night at the Hollywood Bowl.  Richard Carpenter and Donna Summer were the inductees.  I got very sad that Karen Carpenter was only seen on video - she died many years ago at the age of 32 from anorexia.  She put the disease on 'the map' - she used laxatives and lost 30 pounds in 8 weeks at one point.  A Pisces, no doubt Karen had trouble dealing with her instant fame and fortune while brother Richard, a Libra, was hooked on Quaalades for a while. 

Donna Summer - Dec 31st Capricorn - she was really amazing and was the perfect way to end the show along with the fireworks.  The Hollywood Bowl was magical - we had a 3 course dinner in our garden box with the LA Phil Orchestra playing...living the sweet life!

Today's birthdays include Zoe Saldana, Paula Abdul and KathleenTurner.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Friday June 18, 2010

Humpf and my very ample looking leg poolside in Pasadena...life is good...Humpf sits on the top step of the pool and loves it!  He looks like a drowned rat when wet though.  Nice and fluffy when dry.
Humpf is growing - he is a real little man now versus a baby boy.

Cheers to the Lakers for a not so well deserved win - they didn't play very well but managed to win anyway - that's the sign of a well oiled machine.  Scorpio Ron Artest thanked his psychiatrist in his speech at the end of the game.  How LA is that?  Classic!  Funny to think of a big, strong man like Ron Artest going to see a shrink.  But then again, he has had major anger management issues in the past.

I see Capricorn chronic rooter (in Australia rooting is having sex - you have a root) - Tiger Woods cost his management company $4.6 million in lost revenue thanks to his sex scandal.  In the grand scheme of things it probably isn't that much money to Tiger - but I'm sure it upsets him. He's as tight as a fishes asshole as they say downunder.  Wouldn't shout if a shark bit him is another one.  Tips 15% on his black AMEX.  Flew his whores coach.  Then again...

Big night tonight for me, 2 Scorpios and a Leo.  The Hollywood Bowl opens with tributes to Donna Summer and the Carpenters with a full meal, drinks etc!  Very nice and will tell all tomorrow!

Today's birthdays include Paul McCartney and Isabella Rossellini.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic Well Wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Thursday June 17, 2010

at Mulholland dog park with Humphrey and Romeo (in red harness)...they kinda look like twins!  CUTE! Romeo is a full poodle - and he was with a dog walker with about 25 dogs - how she keeps an eye on all of them i don't know...but he wanted to sit on my lap and hang with Humphrey so it was all good!

Strange - make that very strange - story about Jeremy London today.  The Party of Five/Seventh Heaven star and Scorpio was kidnapped and 'forced' to smoke marijuana and hand out liquor in the hood?  Somehow Jeremy was able to escape the clutches of the kidnappers...was he filming a reality show or is this story for real?  Hard to know - anything is possible these days isn't it? I haven't heard of Jeremy before - his name 'rings a bell' but maybe his career needs a boost?  Nothing like a kidnapping to help a career slump.

Today's birthdays include Venus Williams and Barry Manilow...what a couple!

Remember, Mars in Virgo is making everyone prickly!  If someone always manages to push your buttons, avoid him or her like the plague.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

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Wednesday June 16, 2010

         My Virgo girl Mariquita, Ms Aquarius Ella and the Humpster!  He is a big hit wherever I go...   people ask me the same questions...what sort of dog is he, what's his name, how old????  Even last night at Senor Fred's on Ventura where I took him for 'dinner'.  He would of much preferred my Mexican dinner versus  the rawhides I took along to keep him busy. He had lunch at the Griddle on Sunset yesterday too - so he's out and about and stealing the show wherever he goes.

Mr My Perogative Aquarius Bobby Brown was at Senor Fred's at the bar watching the Lakers win.  He looked good - better than I have seen him looking in magazines and on TMZ.  He had a t-shirt on with 'I love mixed chicks' on it - and his fiance and their baby were also at the bar - the baby looks just like BB!  Kinda random to see Bobby outside smoking cigarette after cigarette - he was once the biggest star in the Universe!

Pisces Chris Klein arrested for a DUI in LA last night.  Why these celebs who have more money and access to stuff than the rest of us don't go and get a cab or hire a driver for the night is beyond me.  If you are going out and you know you're going to have a drink and you're a celebrity...put your hand in your pocket and spend money on having someone else drive you. Hire a friend and pay him or her $100 to drive you around and be the designated driver.  You have the money and the connections!

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

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Tuesday June 15, 2010

cute Humpf poolside yesterday - life in LALALAND for a puppy..

What's with Virgo Charlie Sheen and yet another car belonging to him being driven over the edge of Mulholland Drive?  He left the keys in the car??  He had no idea that the car was gone??  This happened last year.  Is he in need of insurance money?? He's such a bloody nuisance!

When does reality TV become harmful to your soul?  i think the answer is YES - after watching the Real Housewives of NJ and the reunion shows.  Mature women in their 30's, 40's and even 50's screaming at each other while dressed in designer gowns and shoes.

Host Gemini (June 2, 1968) Andy Cohen is adorable but he's the Ryan Seacrets of reality TV on Bravo - making a small fortune - so he's in for all the drama that plays out.  Check out how many shows he's involved in...

Hit shows Cohen has overseen include...

Flipping Out

Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List

Make Me a Supermodel

NYC Prep

Project Runway

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

Shear Genius

Step It Up and Dance

Tabatha's Salon Takeover

The Millionaire Matchmaker

The Rachel Zoe Project

The Real Housewives of Atlanta

The Real Housewives of New Jersey

The Real Housewives of New York City

The Real Housewives of Orange County

Tim Gunn's Guide to Style

Top Design

Top Chef

Work Out

Also handles unscripted (“reality”) series and specials, such as...



Battle of the Network Reality Stars

Being Bobby Brown

Blow Out

Celebrity Poker Showdown

So there's a lot of shows here.  And a lot of drama, back stabbing and bitchiness and I think it makes 'regular women' think they can carry on like that.  That you can yell and scream at their friends and it all be okay a few minutes later.  Kelly Bensimon carries on like an absolute maniac on Housewives of New York.  She's a big woman too so the whole thing is scary to watch.  She has daughters.  She's was charged with battery and assault by an ex boyfriend.  Seeing her in action, you understand that she is capable of violence.

The things that people do to each other on these shows and the intimate details of their lives we get to see.  Peeing on pregnancy sticks, offering sexual treats in bathrooms, showing their goodies on a stripper pole, talking about their daughter and her battle with being overweight...is nothing sacred?  It was revealed last night on RHONJ that the supposed sex tape Danielle has been going to court to stop is actually tape of her going at it 'solo' that she sent to her stupid 26 year old 'boyfriend/booty call' Steve.  Meanwhile this 46 year old woman has 2 daughters who watch the show??  What's wrong with these people?  Where is the daughter's father?  he needs to step in and step up.  I am happy that Dana, the pretty blond (and only attractive woman on the show) has decided to stop filming due to the negativity and drama.  She is the only smart one! 

Today's birthdays include 3 fab chicks - Courteney Cox, Helen Hunt & Dina Meyer.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

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Monday June 14, 2010

wanna play?  Humphrey is unsure if this water/spray bottle is up for a game of chase...

Capricorn January Jones continues to create headlines with her car crash last week.  She claims paparazzi where chasing her, while the paparazzi claim they were nowhere near the accident.  January - you're a big star.  You don't want to mess your good gig up with your personal shananigans! 

Mars in Virgo continues to push everyone towards perfection and beating themselves up about absolutely nothing.  Let's have a look at what is in store for you this week...

Venus - the goddess of love and beauty moves into Leo - so that means people will be a lot more aggressive in the romance department.  Mars the instigator continues to hang in Virgo, while Mercury settles into Gemini, the sign he rules.  Jupiter and Uranus are hanging in Aries - so alongside Venus in Leo, there is a lot of fiery energy around.  Watch that you don't get burned!

Aries (March 21 – April 20)

If you’re single and sick of it, good news in the form of Venus moving into Leo this week means that you could very well meet someone worth meeting. Wednesday is your best day to rock your fave outfit and have drinks at the latest hotspot. Jupiter and Uranus settle into your sign and have you thinking about your long term future. Something’s gotta give. What is it? And workwise, stop skimming the edges and work harder. Results will be instantaneous.





Taurus (April 21 – May 21)

You have Mars, the planet of ‘just do it’ in your cosmic corner right now. He is instigating all sorts of changes and updates for you – romantically and creatively. Are you being proactive in letting these changes wash over you and drinking in as much as you can? A Virgo is someone you can really trust and learn from this week. Venus your ruler moves into your domestic zone and many of you will start redecorating or think about moving over the next month.

Gemini (May 22 – June 21)

Being sweet is the best way to get your way this week. Venus the charmer of the zodiac moves into your communication and busy zone. Sure you need people to ‘stay in their own lane’ while you overtake and make mad moves. But there’s a way to navigate your way without coming across as a major biatch. Being as flexible as you are, you can bide your time and work on other things (or pretend to be interested in other things) until your chance to seize the moment arrives.

Cancer (June 22 – July 22)

You bid adieu to Venus this week and for the next few weeks she runs amuck in your spending zone. If you’re prone to sparkly things and designer goods, leave your credit cards at home and put yourself under a strict budget. Your career is something you cannot ignore much longer if you’ve been pretending all’s okay in that arena. You are being presented with an unbeatable opportunity, even if you may feel you are being tricked or underpaid in some way.

Leo (July 23 – August 23)

Welcome Venus the goddess of love and beauty with open arms and lots of perfume this week! Venus is super extravagant in your sign, so try not to be OTT generous. This weekend is ideal for hosting a celebration of some kind – you have extra energy thanks to Mars in your self-esteem zone. Shopping for booze, apps and party favours doesn’t bother you in the slightest. Love yourself too more than usual Leos. Look in the mirror and smile back at your reflection every day.

Virgo (August 24 – September 23)

Midweek you feel a sense of you can do bloody anything! And you can! Mars the planet of ‘just do it’ and Pluto connects and you are aware of just how far you can push yourself and others. Just know that on Saturday, you won’t be given such a wide range and you could feel frustrated if you try to push against the flow too much. So take a day off and let the Universe lead you on whatever merry dance it wants to lead you on.

Libra (September 24 – October 23)

You’re the sign that represents friendships. You take your relationships seriously and have many different kinds. Expect that your friends will ask more of you over the next few weeks, with Venus, your ruler, the people pleaser in your eleventh house of friendship, hopes, dreams and wishes. If you have been tossing a business venture with a good friend around, this is a great time to go for it, especially if you’re involved with Aries and or Leos.

Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)

There’s a sense of ‘hurry up and wait’ in the air this week, with most of the planets in fire and air signs urging you uber patient water signs to get a move on! Venus sets up her beauty salon in your career and social ambitions zone. If you aren’t exactly chummy with your co-workers, this is the time to step it up in the ‘meet you at the pub after work’ effort. It’s amazing how favouritism works…and why not benefit from it for once?









Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)

The next few weeks are quite possibly the best of the year. Venus in your knowledge zone show who’s good for you and who isn’t, while Jupiter your ruler and Uranus the planet of upheaval in your romance and self-fulfillment zone has you reaching some major decisions. If you feel stifled in any relationship, the best option is to put it on hold or end it. You need to be allowed to be YOU at this time. Anyone who can’t handle you, ‘warts and all’ needs to find someone else to play with.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

Step out of the way this week girls or you could get trampled. There is some pretty fierce energy surrounding you and if you’re not up for the race, sit this one out! However if you’re a flexible goat, you could pick up a crumb here and there which will pay off big-time in the future. Sit Saturday out – preferably somewhere comfy. It’s not your day to try to move mountains. More a ‘Billy goat’ time. Why not spend the avo warming a bar stool somewhere watching the world go by?

Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)

Possibly one of the best weeks ever for you girls! Venus spoils you rotten in Leo, your relationship zone. Something unexpected happens thanks to a friend while your networking skills pay off when a business card you slipped someone eons ago is used in all the right places. Your warmhearted zest for life is on full display and you find joy in the cheesiest things. You could also make a new friend over the next few weeks. Someone unlike any one you’ve ever met before.









Pisces (February 20 – March 20)

Super sensitive? Easily wounded by harsh or silly words? You better lock the doors and stay home then! There are some very free flowing conversations going back and forth over the next few weeks. You could get caught in the crossfire of a silly argument between friends and end up being the bad guy. Be willing to stand up for yourself and try not to take everything too seriously. A Virgo is someone who has your back and could be somewhat of a mentor for you right now.


Have a great week!

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

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Sunday June 13, 2010

Humphrey chilling in the Runyon shade...he's a big hit at Runyon!  Pics taken, money offered for him...what next?  his own reality show? All I know is that I am his Manager!  I get 20%!

I went to the Petersen Automotive Museum last night for a charity event for Duchenne's, which is a form of muscular dystrophy that affects young boys.  A few celebs there - not as many as there were supposed to be.  Seal however showed up!  What a big man.  A Pisces.  No sign of Heidi Klum.  Michael Rappaport was there too.  He's a March 20 birthday boy - Pisces/Aries cusper.  A really nice evening with a lot of money raised for a good cause.

This coming Friday I am going to the opening of the Hollywood Bowl.  Dinner/drinks/box seats!  Am sure there will be a lot of celeb sightings there and am very excited to attend.  This year there is a tribute to Donna Summer and the Carpenters. Plus a classical music orchestra and all sorts of other happenings.  Donna Summer!  The Carpenters!  Going to be a blast!

Today's birthdays include the Olsen twins, Tim Allen and Malcolm McDowell.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic Well Wishes,

Astrogirl

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Saturday June 12, 2010

                 after another hike at Runyon.  He was my shadow - no leash required!  Good boy!

So Capricorn 'Mad Men' star January Jones continues to surprise us all with her antics!   Driving home from watching the Lakers at the London Hotel in WeHo, she smashed into 3 parked cars and kept driving!  Her Range Rover (the vehicle of choice for many celebs) did quite a bit of damage.  She ditched her car, walked home, changed and came back chewing gum? 

Bobby Flay, the celeb chef, was with her at the London hotel and had exchanged digits with her (so his friend could help her out with her kitchen redesign...).  She called Flay and he showed up at 'crash site'.  She left her license with a witness, walked a short distance to her home, called 911 and eventually returned to the scene. Jones told cops paparazzi were following her and that's why she crashed. Cops did not administer a field sobriety test -- we were told because there was no evidence of alcohol.




But now we're getting a more involved story. A woman who owns one of the cars that was hit tells TMZ ... she heard the crash, looked over her balcony and saw Jones. She says around 10 minutes after the crash, Food Network star Bobby Flay showed up in a separate car, began talking with her and telling her to leave the scene, which she did.



We spoke with Flay, who tells us he was watching the basketball game last night at The London West Hollywood Hotel with a group of people that included Jones. Flay says he saw her drink a beer but wasn't really watching her alcohol intake. Flay says he had only met Jones once before, and last night she asked for his number because she wanted to redo her kitchen and give his number to her designer. Flay obliged, and says he doesn't know why Jones chose to call him after the crash, but nonetheless he drove over to help her. He says he did not argue but just wanted to make sure she was ok.

Bobby Flay is a married Sagittarius, standing at 5'10.  That's what it says on IMDB.  In real life, no doubt he's about 5'8.  Once again, January would tower over him!  She's a tall girl! 

Anyway, January needs to go into hiding for a while.  She's had more thane enough drama/publicity lately. 

Yesterday while having my bi-weekly mani/pedi, I was sitting next to the most adorable child - a really nice girl with long hair and exotic looks, about 10 years old.  She was with her mom and then dad showed up to pay and pick his family up.  Guess who dad was?  Pisces Erik Estrada from 'Chips'.  Needless to say the tone in the Nail Garden shifted!  He still has those hot Puerto Rican looks and while a little heavier, he's still as sexy as hell!  And he was smiling and happy and charming!  Very nice.

Today's birthdays include George Bush Sr, Jim Nabors (Gomer Pyle) and Marv Albert...what a bunch!

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

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Friday June 11, 2010

                                                                          Rude boy!!

Took the Humpf to Mulholland Drive's dog run - quite the place to be and be seen!  Actors, directors, wanna be's scattered over 1.6 acres of sand and patches of grass...all talking very loudly on cell phones so that everyone could overhear their celebrity loaded conversations!  Classic!  Only in LA.  And the names of some of the dogs!  Pancake/Birdie/Brocoli/Tupac...I didn't dare ask why they were called these names - i guess it's obvious right?

ALL the dogs were adopted and came with horrendous stories of being abandoned downtown with homeless people.  Some were found in crack dens...some were found wandering along PCH...the mind boggles!  All were on the brink of death until Mr Director/Ms Gorgeous Actress came along and rescued him or her.  Now they live in Hollywood Hills mansions and have blueberry facials at TailWaggers.  At the mere cost of $78.  I saw the same blueberry facial girl last night shopping at Sephora with Henry in tow - no leash - running around peeing in Sephora - but then again - he was abused and starved as a youngster so pee away Henry!

Humpf was safe and sound in Santa Clarita with a crazy Italian family cooking Chicken Caccitore and drinking straight gin when I found him.  Does that story count?  I think I have to make up something much more gangster for him going forward. That he belonged to a street gang called 'the MaltipooMafia' and used to rob bodegas at gunpoint?  Or he was a drug runner?   He was a hit though!  Even a few stray straight guys came over to marvel at his lack of bullets flying and ghetto upbringing and at how he looked like a teddybear come to life. Fun stuff.  Back again today to see the 3 legged Great Dane that was rescued from a burning building - downtown again! 

Charlie Sheen - a raging Virgo - wishes he could just get his jail sentence over and done with.  So do I - just wish it was a life sentence.  He bugs me so much!  With his weird hair plugs sprouting all over the place now that his hair is growing back.  And what's with the homeless look Charlie?  You're a zillionaire!  You know you're going to get photographed.  You're famous.  You've been famous since birth.  Seriously - LA is supposed to be a fashionable place! 

Today's birthdays include Shia LaBeouf and Hugh Laurie from House. 

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic Well Wishes,

Astrogirl

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June 10, 2010

Wiped out Humphrey after hiking Runyon with the big doggies...who weren't as welcoming as he would of liked but whatever...life goes on and it's their loss if they don't want to play!

Life does indeed go on in LALALAND.  Capricorn January Jones - cold hearted Betty Draper from 'Mad Men' photographed in today's NY Post doing the 'walk of shame' here in LA.  She was out and about last night and got out of a cab in the same mini dress she had on last night.  You go girl! JJ has been linked to Leo Jeremy Piven (whom she must have towered over as he's a little dude) and Aries Adrien Brody.  And of course dated Aquarius Ashton Kutcher (Aquarius) a long time ago.  Ashton told her to 'forget acting'.  Well she showed him!  She's beyond fabulous in her role on one of the best shows on TV. Have fun girlie but next time, borrow, beg or steal a day time coming home outfit!

Aries Lady GaGa attending her old school for a reunion of sorts.  She was dressed in one of her weirdest outfits ever and like the older version of GAGA - Leo Madonna - she's a Catholic girl gone bad.  Surrounded by bodyguards, she was there for her sister's graduation!  Her sister must be the most popular kid ever!  Scorpio Katy Perry not happy apparently that GAGA is defaming the mighty Catholic religion. Hey everyone stays in the news with all this back and forth and no doubt Katy has something to promote...oh yeh - she has a new song out with Snoop Doggy Dog...and a wedding to British ratbag Russell Brand - a quirky Gemini.

Today's birthdays include Judy Garland, Sasha Obama and Elizabeth Hurley.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

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Wednesday June 9, 2010

Humhrey after Runyon - Humpf's first foray into the big world!  Took 2 hours as Humpf insisted on meeting and greeting everyone who walked past plus the  various dogs he met and sniffed...he did really well on his leash!  Needless to say he was wiped out.  Bless his little soul...

The gorgeous Giles Marini, star of 'Brothers and Sisters' and DWTS last season  and a very sexy Aquarius was there hiking along with various other B and C list actors who you know by face but not by name. 

Several of my galpals have contacted me asking me 'what the fuc*' is going on?  Drama everywhere.  It's the culmination of Uranus and Jupiter shifting gears from 'play it nice' Pisces into dramarama Aries.  Leos, Sagittarians, Aries and Librans are the most affected.  It's almost as if these signs feel that time is short and that various things need to be said and done... NOW.  A feeling of anxiety is pervading through pretty much everyone.  It's also that Mercury and Venus are in stubborn Taurus right now and along with Saturn in Virgo, it's too much earth.  Which always weighs the fire and air signs down.

This coming Friday a New Moon in Gemini will be just what the cosmic doctor ordered.  Plus Venus the goddess of love and beauty moves into Gemini too.  Lightness and brightness will prevail come this weekend.  hang in there fire and air signs.

MARS IN VIRGO - for the next 2 months pinpoints health and wellness for everyone.  Virgo is the 6th sign of health, wealth and hard work.  Virgo is the most critical and some would say 'snippy' of all the signs.  When Mars is moving through Virgo (as it is right now through July 30), we all have to be careful that we aren't hypercritical and get pissed off when things aren't perfect.  That means when things aren't the way you want them for YOU or for your nearest and dearest either.  Mars in Virgo will have you pointing out your partner's flaws to his or her face.  Not nice.  It's merely a reflection of how you are feeling and rather than looking at yourself in the mirror and talking to yourself, you talk to yourself via someone else.  Your bf, your gf, your bff, your wife or husband, best friend, sister, brother, mother, boss, coworker etc.  You project your own insecurities onto someone else.  It could be pointing out that someone has put on weight (which they have but you're not exactly skinny Minny).  Or that the person they are dating isn't very attractive or nice or social (meanwhile the person you're with isn't Brody Jenner or Angelina Jolie and he or she isn't such a barrel of laughs either!). 

Heidi Montag/Charlie Sheen/LeAnn Rimes/ are all Virgos and are all in the news right now.  They have Mars in their sign so can weather any cosmic storms the Universe sends their way.  While being a Virgo means you're a strong sign anyway, Mars might make some of you Virgos feel invincible.  Don't take on more than you can rationally handle.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic Well Wishes,

Astrogirl

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Tuesday June 8, 2010

Mexican standoff between a big dog and a small dog...such is life...the big one's a bitch...nuff said...

Didn't think much of Leo Sandra Bullock and her kiss with Scorpio Scarlett Johannson at the MTV Awards.  Did u?  It was so contrived and it's been done a thousand times - and it was really obvious and cheesy.  Surprised Sandra would stoop to that level.  She's too old for that crap surely?

Thought Cancer Tom Cruise stole the show as his alter ego Len Grossman.  His dance routine with Leo J Lo was really great.  The rest of the show wasn't so great.  Why was the red carpet so bare of celebs?  Snooki from the Jersey Shore was standing there by herself with Sway from MTV most of the time.

Speaking of reality shows, I think they're going way too far with all this cat fighting, spilling out into real life now in some instances.  The Real Housewives of New Jersey is OTT - with death threats and now a sex tape for hideous Danielle Staub - the most hated housewife of all time.  When will it end?  I think it's sending a bad message into society.  People think it's okay to fight 'to the death' like these people.  All very high school and all very immature. 

Big cosmic week this week with Uranus and Jupiter moving into Aries.  Be on the lookout for unusual happenings with Aries - sudden moves that raise eyebrows.  Reese Witherspoon and a quickie wedding to her new beau.  ALec Baldwin deciding to quit acting and go into politics.  Don't be surprised people!

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic Well Wishes,

Astrogirl

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Monday June 7, 2010

                           the good life in Pasadena...Humpf was hoping he had been adopted!!

Monday June 7, 2010

So good to see Leo Sandra Bullock not only looking fab last night at the MTV Awards but also being her usual funny, flippant self.  " Can we just get back to normal"? What a good question! Well said girl!  Yes let's get back to normal.  Move on.  Aries Jesse James is a loser.  He thought he could get away with cheating on America's sweetheart?  Not likely.

New Moon this week in communications guru Gemini, the sign symbolized by the twins.  Plus Jupiter and Uranus cozy up in Aries, the first sign of the zodiac and the most immature.  All sorts of weird and wonderful things are about to happen boys and girls!

Aries (March 21 – April 20)


Your life continues to be a mixture of controlled chaos and out of control moments. Jupiter and Uranus have joined the Aries circus. Unexpected opportunities for pretty much everything come at you from all directions. Mercury and a New Moon in your communication and busy activities zone make it easy for you to sit down face to face with people you do owe explanations to this weekend. Gemini’s are people you can definitely lean on, take advice from and engage with for the month of June.





Taurus (April 21 – May 21)

Mars, the planet that doesn’t take “no” for an answer takes up residence in your fifth house of self-fulfillment, creativity and romance this week. Your energy needs to be focused on finding ways for you to be more organized, careful and practical. Mercury, the planet of speak first think later finally gets the hell out of your sign after ten weeks and you can start to have those quiet times you crave again. Money matters turn around for the better this weekend with a New Moon in your cash flow zone.

Gemini (May 22 – June 21)

Big week for you twins! A New Moon in your sign gives you a much needed boost and Mercury’s entrance into your sign gives you the right words to spring on unsuspecting nuf nufs when needed. This weekend is your time to make new beginnings with a cool head and a rational outlook. Your New Moon is also the best time of the year for connecting the dots between two things that appear to be unrelated. Destiny is at work here.

Cancer (June 22 – July 22)

Mars moves into your chat zone and some of you will find yourself vigorously defending yourselves or speaking out of turn at times. Your sense of humour opens many doors for you however, and you’ll be a ‘must have’ on the social circuit, as you entertain everyone with your opinions and outpouring of emotions. A New Moon in your past karma zone this weekend has you looking at something or someone in a new and forgiving light. Maybe you were too harsh?

Leo (July 23 – August 23)

While it’s sad to bid Mars good-bye, it will help many of you get things sorted. You’ve been on overdrive lately, and it’s taken a toll on your health. Time to stay home, catch up on your TV shows and let the phone ring. You’ve more than let your hair down. Time for a trim! Saturday’s New Moon in your friendship zone has you finding a new bff to hang with. Someone different from your usual ‘type’ and someone who has a lot to teach you.

Virgo (August 24 – September 23)

Mars, the bulldozer of the zodiac sets up his construction site in your sign this week through July 30. Things to watch for over the next two months are being hypercritical and getting pissed off when things don’t go exactly your way. Maybe they are going the way they’re meant to go? Control is always an issue for you, but even more so with Mars in your sign. Expect to come up against resistance to your determination for everything to go perfectly. Love your imperfections. Embrace them.

Libra (September 24 – October 23)

For those of you who have been thinking about taking a trip – short or long - it’s time to stop thinking and start booking/researching. And with Mars moving into your past karma zone, some of you will be making plans to go visit a long lost…while others will touch base with an old friend and see if he or she wants to circle the globe with you. Too broke to go anywhere? Heading back to Uni is also a great idea . Check out classes this weekend.

Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)

Your co-ruler Mars moves into your friendship zone and for the next six weeks, you could lose friends rather quickly. On the flip side, you could make new friends easier than ever. You’re not one to jump into things easily, but people will make you feel very welcome and you need to balance the ‘friendship books’ don’t you? Joint projects are on your mind too. You normally like to go solo, but this time, having backup makes you feel much more comfy.









Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)

A New Moon joins the Sun in Gemini this weekend, your relationship zone. You’re like a bright shiny $2 coin when surrounded by friends and family. People from all walks of life inspire and motivate you. Charity work is something that appeals right now. You can deal with tales of terror or getting dirty. Being involved in something that is good for the planet or its inhabitants will do more good than any night out on the town.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

Feisty Mars in your fellow earth sign of Virgo, your romance zone for the next six weeks has you flirting up a storm this weekend. What have you got to lose after all? Single? Smart men appeal so hang out where they do. A New Moon in your sixth house of hard work, health and well-being Saturday is your wake up call. If your gym membership has expired or your trainers are dusty, not worn, it’s time to put some pep in your step.

Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)

Are you happy? Do you feel as if you are doing what you love and loving what you do? Your long overdue epiphany regarding such serious issues comes up this weekend staged by the backdrop of a New Moon and the Sun in your fifth house of romance, self-fulfillment and creativity. It’s your cosmic wakeup call and a time for you to realize you’re not living the life you want to be living. Energizer Mars in your joint projects zone makes it so much easier to work with your loser coworkers for the next few weeks.

Pisces (February 20 – March 20)

Sometimes you fish need a little shake up. Like a big Marlin that escapes the rod, you are about to meet someone who makes you realize what you could be or should be. Partnerships energize you over the next six weeks, with Mars, the planet of energy taking up all the room in your relationship zone. Some of you will choose this time to make a break from someone who tries to control you or project their insecurities onto you. Could well be a Virgo fyi.


Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

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Sunday June 6, 2010

A beautiful day in Pasadena...Humpf got into the pool and had a dip...looked like a cute drowned rat...

I see in the NY Post that the relationship between the 2 Geminis, Noah Wyle and Gina Gershon continues to go strong.  What a strange couple!  he has zero sex appeal if you ask me.  She's super sexy.  He and his wife of 11 plus years broke up so he is on a bit of a bender right now.  Free of the kids full time, he is dating up a storm and somehow bagged Gina! 

Taurus John Corbett (Aidan from SATC) and Scorpio older woman Bo Derek are still going strong after 5 plus years.  Talk of a wedding coming up!  I like a man who knows what he wants and doesn't have to date young to prove his virility.  Cosmic Cheers John Corbett!

Speaking of SATC2, why are the critics being so harsh?  What do they want?  I thought is was thoroughly entertaining and a delight visually.  Most likely MALE reviewers don't like the movie becuase they don't like thinking of their wives/girlfriends watching it and getting ideas, plus the gay undertone to much of it makes uptight men uncomfortable.  Go see it for yourself.  Don't be put off bad reviews.  Show the girls your support!

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic Greetings,

Astrogirl

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Saturday June 5, 2010

                                          2 Aquarians - Daphne and Humphrey the Maltipoo...

Saturday June 5, 2010

Gorgeous Pisces Chace Crawford arrested in Dallas with one unlit joint in his possession?  There mustn't be much going on in Plano, Dallas if this is what the cops concern themselves with.  Chace, who has the blue eyes and windswept blond locks of every teenager (and cougar's dreams) posted bail and was released.  How ridiculous! 

I see Sagittarius Miley Cyrus is once again pushing against her teen idol status.  Faking a kiss with a girl?  She wants to follow in Britney's footsteps?  Suck face with Madonna perhaps?  She is way too big for her boots.  A Disney star.  yeh right.  Since when did Disney allow stripper poles in their movies?

Today's birthdays include Mark Wahlberg and Pete Wentz.  Both really talented guys.  Can't wait for Entourage to start June 27!!  Apparently Leo Jeremy Piven fell pretty hard for cute Cancer Jessica Simpson when she played a guest role.  Cute couple alert!  Both tiny little things!

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Friday June 4, 2010

yo what's up?

I don't quite believe that Libra Kim Kardashian and Pisces Reggie Bush are back together - AGAIN!  Isn't Kim feeling the slightly bit embarrased?  There's no one else for her to date? Kim - he's too young for you.  He's a baby.  Reggie just turned 25.  Kim turns 31 this October.  Okay so it's only 6 years difference.  But Reggie seems to be a very immature 25 year old, who's a star athlete and who has a lot of living to do before settling down.

Aries sister Kourtney had Mason, a baby boy with her idiot boyfriend Gemini Scott and now Kim wants to follow quickly in her footsteps so the babies grow up with each other????  So you go back to baby Regie?  He has cheated on you more than once and will continue to do so because he's young and sowing his considerable wild oats.  Did we mention he's a very good looking star athlete?  Is Kim ready to be a single mom?  You're only 31 Kim.  You have 10 good years to have babies.  Stop pushing.

Virgo LeAnn Rimes feels gulity about breaking up the marriage between her and her hubby, along with the marriage of Gemini Eddie Cibrian and his wife, Brandy.  It's a tough situation when you're unhappily married and then meet someone you really fall for.  What to do?  Everyone loses in the end.  Eddie and LeAnn are both ruled by Mercury, the planet of communication.  No doubt they have long, deep and meaningful talks about pretty much everything.  However this is not a great match astrologically and it's uncertain whether or not they will be together for ever as LeAnn seems to think.

Today's birthdays include naughty boy Russell Brand, Angelina Jolie and boring Noah Wyle.  About the only thing of any interest Noah has ever done is briefly date sexy Gia Gershon - who's also a Gemini.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic Well Wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Thursday June 3, 2010

Ms Capricorn Ava back in the day...she's 65 pounds now!

So Jason 'Greasy/Gummi Bear' Davis is engaged.  He's one hot mess.  Who saw him on 'Millionaire Matchmaker'?  he was so gross!  He's asked Aquarius Paris Hilton and Libra Nicky Hilton to be bridesmaids..although isn't that something the bride normally does?  The lucky bride to be is his long time girlfriend Michelle Haugo.  Good luck with that.  His brother is Brandon Davis, another hot mess...but Jason takes the hot mess cake!

Meanwhile for those of you who haven't seen or witnessed this hot mess, he's going to be on the next episoide of 'Celebrity Rehab' with hottie Dr Drew, along with Tila Tequila and Jason Wahler, who used to date LC  many years ago.  Good show!

No surprise that beautiful Sagittarius Garcelle Beauvais has filed for divorce from her cheating husband, CAA agent Mike Nilon.  Do these men really think they're going to get away with it?  I guess Mike did - he had a woman on the side for 5 years!

Access Hollywood's Libra Billy Bush saying last night he didn't think Pisces Bret Michaels should replace out going Libra Simon Cowell.  He thinks it should be more like Aries Elton John.  I think Elton is a good choice too - but another Brit?  Isn't it 'American Idol'?  Not 'British Idol'?

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/