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Monday, May 31, 2010

Monday May 31, 010

my sexy Scorpio bff and ladies man Humphrey B Bear...

Michelle (above) and I went and saw SATC yesterday at the Grove (which was a clusterfuck of people with nothing to do but strut around the Grove).  We were on a mission! And that mission was to finally see SATC 2.

Loved it.  Pisces Liza Minnelli was amazing for all the surgery she's had - she has the body of a 30 year old!  Speaking of bodies, SJP's is a work of art.  Everything fits her perfectly, and her muscular legs are 'to die' as Virgo stylist to the stars Rachel Zoe would say.  And the rest of the girls look amazing too.  Samantha (Leo Kim Cattrall) is as horny as ever, Charlotte (Pisces Kristin Davis) is finally not living in fantasy land anymore and Miranda (Aries Cynthia Nixon) has a blast the whole movie!  So nice to see her smiling!

The men play a very minor role in this one - even Mr Big gets to play second fiddle to the fashions.  Samantha hooks up with 2 smoking hotties - young Noah Mills and older, wiser, very sexy Max Ryan  - who really stole the show for me and my gal Michelle!  Hubba hubba!  I can't find dates of birth for Noah and can only find Feb 1967 for hunkster Max...so he could be an Aquarius or a Pisces.

Go see it!

So what's in your stars for the next week?

Aries (March 21 – April 20)


Huge happenings for you are in your very near future. Jupiter, the planet of ‘right place, right time’ moves into your sign next week through mid-September. This means that you need to get crackalackin on finishing up all those boring but necessary details and jobs lying around that you have to do. Neptune retrograding in Aquarius through November means that you need to be extra careful certain friends aren’t robbing you of all your energy and good will towards mankind. Time to rid yourself of toxic people.

Taurus (April 21 – May 21)

Take note of your dreams this week when Jupiter and Uranus join forces in Aries, your solar house of past karma and self-renewal. Listen to a hunch. Be brave and follow it if you really feel you’re ‘onto something’. It could guide you to the yellow brick road. Mars, the motivator of the zodiac is getting ready to set a fire under your precious buttocks starting this weekend. Don’t put it out whatever you do! Mercury the communicator spends his last week in your sign. Speak now or forever hold your peace bulls!

Gemini (May 22 – June 21)

Jupiter and Uranus tag team your friendship zone for the next few months. It really is about whom you know and whom you meet randomly while out walking your dog, squeezing fruit in shops or drunkenly trying to pick up boys in bars. Network like you’re trying to flog a reality show and always dress to impress. You never know when a friend will invite you out for drinks after work and bring with a great connection for you. Daggy clothes and dirty thongs won’t do.



Cancer (June 22 – July 22)

You will start to feel an increasing desire and need for change this week and through the whole month. The lead up month to your birthday is always a ‘telling time’ and a time for you to get your life in order so you can take advantage of whatever the Universe has in store for you. Jupiter’s move into Aries this weekend ensures that whatever job you’re doing now, many of you won’t be doing for much longer – or you will get a raise or bonus that you didn’t see coming.

Leo (July 23 – August 23)

Say a fond and rather sad farewell to Mars the energizer cosmic bunny which has been hanging in your sign since late last year this weekend. He’s off to cause some mischief in your self esteem and resources zone. Money and all the good and bad stuff that comes with will be very much on your mind the next few months. If you’ve had a really ‘good run’, it’s time to put your wallet back in the stable and leave it there!

Virgo (August 24 – September 23)

If some of you feel as if ‘it’s never going to happen’ or you’re never going to succeed, things are about to make a huge swing in your favour. Mars, the stimulator of life moves into your sign over the weekend and you feel as if you can do anything. You’ll have more energy than usual. Don’t use it all up at once or in the one place. Take a chance on the lottery too if that’s not something you usually do.

Libra (September 24 – October 23)

With Jupiter setting up shop in Aries, your one on one relationship zone this weekend, you are really going to find that people are bending over backwards to help you and guide you. Aries and Sagittarians are especially helpful. Of course you can really help yourself too. Knowing when to speak up and be open to constructive criticism versus knowing when to zip it and stick up for yourself are important. Lucky for you your timing is impeccable.

Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)

Reconnecting with an old friend in early June stirs up all sorts of memories for you. Most of them good. It could give you a real chance to work through whatever issues forced you apart in the first place and also help you reconcile and improve your current relationships. Your ‘newfound old friend’ comes with good advice re a confusing family situation – most likely because he or she knows you and your family for longer than most.



Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)

Your social life takes on a new lease of life this weekend, with the unexpected arrival of Jupiter, your ruler, the Diddy of the zodiac moving into Aries, your fellow fire sign and fifth house of self-fulfillment, creativity and romance. Single? A love at first sight type meeting is in the stars for those of you willing to take a chance on such whimsical fantasies. Aries, Leos and Gemini’s rock as far as potential mates go. Already hooked up? Break out the dusty sexy lingerie and give it a spin this weekend.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

Mercury spends his last week of his tour of duty in your creativity zone, so whatever you do, let your voice be heard! You’ve got some great ideas and you need to go with your gut instinct and the very first thing that pops into your head and your mouth. Mars dashes into your fellow earth sign of Virgo this weekend, your knowledge zone. Catch up on reading and domestic projects and refresh and re-center you, body mind and soul.

Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)

This week marks a sensational week for a random encounter. You could feel an instant connection, a rapport, a clicking sound when you set eyes on him or her, or even the sound of bells ringing. This connection is definitely something you’ve been wanting for some time, as if this meeting is kismet. Explore everything and if your old friends feel you are rushing in too fast, be appreciative of their advice but go with what you feel is right.

Pisces (February 20 – March 20)

Jupiter, the planet of abundance is bidding your sign adieu through early September and making waves in your cash flow zone. A lucky break in your finances comes just at the right time for you and or your partner. But don’t spend it all at once or all in one place! You could have extra expenses later on in the month. It’s also a great time to hang out with your siblings and enjoy being with someone who knows you inside out.



Till tomorrow,
 
Cosmic well wishes,
 
Astrogirl
 
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