Thursday May 13, 2010

Humphrey and his beloved flip flops - as soon as anyone walks in, he rips them off their feet and...enjoys the flavour and aroma!

So what's up with Brody Jenner & Avril Lavigne?  Is it really real?  She doesn't seem like his type at all.  His ex Jayde Nicole was plastic fantastic - there are pics all over the Internet of what she looked like before her crazy brow lift and boob job.  But they keep on keeping on...here is some info on them...

Star Couple – Leo Brody Jenner(August 21, 1983) & Libra Avril Lavigne (Sep 27, 1984)


Leos and Librans are a good mix – fire and air – and these two seem to be really hitting it off. They got matching tattoos recently – the word f*uck – how romantic! So did Brody put the word f*uck anywhere near the tattoo of his name Jenner?  That would be kinda funny!  Both Brody and Avril have Mercury in Virgo, so there are no communication problems here. Plus they respect each other and genuinely like each other. His Venus in Virgo makes him super picky when it comes to love. His type has usually been Playboy tarts like Jadye Nicole (Aquarius - also from Ontario Canada like Avril) and pretty blondes like LC and Kristin Cavallari. Avril is a total tomboy who just ended her marriage to Aries Derek Whibley. However they do seem totally enamoured of each other and Brody has become a skater boy/surfer dude of late…cute! He's taken up surfing and is wearing plaid shirts, grown a beard and a trucker hat seems permanently attached to his springy curls.  Avril is a flat chested, snaggle toothed cutie - but no LC or Kristin.  But hey, maybe he's sick of high maintenance chicks?  Jayde Nicole sure seemed/looked like a lot of work! And Brody's mum Linda Thompson approves.  Linda Thompson was Elvis Presley's girlfriend and was with him when he died! Linda is a Gemini and now married to producer David Foster.  Geminis and Librans get along so no doubt her and Avril (both air signs) enjoy hanging with each other. Meanwhile this is how Brody should look in my opinion...

hubba hubba....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I prefer Brody looking like this...such a fine specimen of a Leo man!

And Cancer Jessica Simpson is making a cameo on Entourage this season!  Can't wait!  Bring it!

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

xoxo