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Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Tuesday May 25, 2010

please can i get up on the couch mummy??  I promise I won't tinkle....

What a sorry, sad sight was the arrival of Cancerian Lindsay Lohan at Beverly Hills courthouse yesterday morning.  23?  She looks 43.  Her black, greasy, thin miserable hair, heavy orange make up and furrowed brow...not a good look for such a young girl. And she has to wear an ankle bracelet.  No drinking whatsoever.  How has her life come to this?

Where was her useless mother - September 15 Virgo Dina Lohan?  FYI - Heidi Montag is also a September 15 Virgo...just fyi.  Her lawyer, sassy Shawn Chapman Holley represented fellow Cancer OJ Simpson, Aquarius Paris Hilton and Virgo Nicole Ritchie.  So she's well versed handling lunatics and nut jobs.

Why on earth she wants to surround herself with the dregs of society...i hope she has really hot water in her home!  Scrub off the grime!

Today's birthdays include Lauryn Hill (where are you Lauryn?), Anne Heche and Mike Myers.

And I am starting a movement to have Pisces Bret Michaels replace Libra Simon Cowell on American Idol next season!  Bret is a music man, he has a great personality and his likeability is at an all time high!

TEAM BRET!

Cosmic Well Wishes,

Astrogirl,

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