The dogs in step at Runyon, Ava with her prized stick in mouth...Humpf happy to be along for the ride. The dogs will have plenty of time together this weekend in Laguna...all very cute. Humpf has the personality and energy of a big dog so he keeps up just fine with Ava.
Big changes at American Idol! HUGE news with J Lo, the Leo moving into to take over Aquarian bore Ellen DeGeneres. Sorry but Ellen sucked on the show. She was so timid! Simon's spot still up for grabs and now talk of Aries Steven Tyler??? Don't think so. Virgo Harry Connick Jr is the best pick! And Kara's not rejoining the show? Randy Jackson is the only one left standing? A very big deal!
Gemini Angelina Jolie kicked so much butt in SALT! She was great! And left a tidy ending for a sequel! She really impressed all of us who saw the movie.
Today's birthdays include the Guvnor Arnold Schwarzenegger, Hilary Swank, Vivica A Fox & Lisa Kudrow.
Till tomorrow,
Astrogirl
Friday, July 30, 2010
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Thursday July 29, 2010
the dogs at Runyon...Ava and Humphrey...who have really bonded...finally...after a rough start!
Taurus George Clooney's gal pal the gorgeous Elisabetta Canalis - a Virgo - is being embroiled in a cocaine/prostitution scandal which happened back in 2007. Some girl said she was there. So it's made news. Kinda ridiculous and George will no doubt handle it in his way!
Lindsay Lohan will be out of jail soon - the countdown is on - and one wonders if she will head straight to rehab like previously started or have a few dinners at Chateau Marmont and go dancing at Voyeur before heading to rehab. Lindsay you need to rise above all the drama swirling around you, your sad family life (many people have bad parents) and your loser friends who drain you for your money and fame and just focus on geting well, being healthy, eating well, getting off all these pills you're on (you must rattle when you walk) or you will end up like Aries Aussie Heath Ledger or Brad Renfro or Corey Haim or Michael Jackson OR...you get the drift. Your body can only take so much. And you only have one body.
I've been super impressed by how intelligent and nice Gemini Angelina Jolie comes across in interviews. I am going to see her star in SALT today at the Grove, the mecca for celebs and wanna be celebs. She speaks so nicely of her man Brad (Sag) and her kids - and I think that as far as super A list stars go - she comes across really well and sweet and kind and a good mom. Not easy as interviews can go awry and you can come across the wrong way.
Today's birthdays include Aussie hottie Julian McMahon.
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
Taurus George Clooney's gal pal the gorgeous Elisabetta Canalis - a Virgo - is being embroiled in a cocaine/prostitution scandal which happened back in 2007. Some girl said she was there. So it's made news. Kinda ridiculous and George will no doubt handle it in his way!
Lindsay Lohan will be out of jail soon - the countdown is on - and one wonders if she will head straight to rehab like previously started or have a few dinners at Chateau Marmont and go dancing at Voyeur before heading to rehab. Lindsay you need to rise above all the drama swirling around you, your sad family life (many people have bad parents) and your loser friends who drain you for your money and fame and just focus on geting well, being healthy, eating well, getting off all these pills you're on (you must rattle when you walk) or you will end up like Aries Aussie Heath Ledger or Brad Renfro or Corey Haim or Michael Jackson OR...you get the drift. Your body can only take so much. And you only have one body.
I've been super impressed by how intelligent and nice Gemini Angelina Jolie comes across in interviews. I am going to see her star in SALT today at the Grove, the mecca for celebs and wanna be celebs. She speaks so nicely of her man Brad (Sag) and her kids - and I think that as far as super A list stars go - she comes across really well and sweet and kind and a good mom. Not easy as interviews can go awry and you can come across the wrong way.
Today's birthdays include Aussie hottie Julian McMahon.
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Wednesday July 28, 2010
my little boy is all grown up! Nearly 6 months old now - he is a delightful little creature. Hiking with him yesterday at Runyon, Pisces Emily Blunt and her dog passed us by and she smiled at him and said he was 'precious' which of course he is! Emily had a beautiful wedding earlier this month in Como in Italy, hosted by Taurus gorgeous George CLooney and full of top notch celebs - Cancer Meryl Streep, Scorpio Stanley Tucci and others. The pictures of the before and after parties looked amazing. Nice part of the world! Just one of the many weddings so far in July - which are a lot!
Simon Monjack (or Conjack) as they call him ripped wife Scorpio Brittany Murphy off and her mum Sharon off - there's not much left of her considerable fortune. One look at him and you could tell he had addictions - definitely for food - for a young guy (40) he looked much older and was very overweight.
Sharon Murphy not only lost her daughter, but everything she worked for too. Sad.
Today's birthdays include RIP Jackie Kennedy & Soulja Boy - what a mix!
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
Simon Monjack (or Conjack) as they call him ripped wife Scorpio Brittany Murphy off and her mum Sharon off - there's not much left of her considerable fortune. One look at him and you could tell he had addictions - definitely for food - for a young guy (40) he looked much older and was very overweight.
Sharon Murphy not only lost her daughter, but everything she worked for too. Sad.
Today's birthdays include RIP Jackie Kennedy & Soulja Boy - what a mix!
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Tuesday July 27, 2010
Humpf and Leo the lion...a toy he carried out of Marshall's and mummy didn't pay for...ooops!
Another beautiful day here in LA yesterday and Runyon was packed - with a few celebs and some really HOT guys!
Translucent Kathy Griffin - who truly is a plain Jane in every sense of the word - and that's being nice was hiking as was Roxy Olin from the City and Brothers and Sisters - both Scorpios - Kathy November 4 and Roxy November 5. It really is a great place to spot celebs but you have to hike to see em!
How boring was the Bachelorette Men tell all show on TV last night? BORING. 2 hours of BORING. How does birthday boy Leo Chris Harrison do it? I think Capricorn Ali is out for what she can get out of this excruciating experience. She is on magazine covers and she talks about her Lean Cuisine diet and her Skechers Shape Up shoes etc. Surely she's getting paid for these mentions?? I think she got on the Bachelor, hated Jake (who doesn't?) wanted out and got great publicity with her tear jerking "I've got to leave" performance and then landed herself as the Bachelorette. She lost weight, she's wearing a weave (no doubt she can get an endorsement out of that thing sitting on her head), she's driving around in the Mini ...she's on the next season of DWTS...$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$...very Capricorn of her.
I wonder if she will pick anyone? Or pick one and then get rid of him asap?? Either way she is going to make more money in the next year than she's made in her entire life. And unlike the other bachelorettes, she's working it/milking it.
Bachelor Pad looks like it's OTT reality drama. All the losers from the previous Bachelor/Bachelorette seasons thrown in a house together, sleeping in the one room??? Hope there are plenty of condoms around. Wes, Gia, David the crazy guy from Jillian's season...can't wait.
I see Eddie Cibriani and Le Ann Rimes are shacking up together. Didn't think it would last. He's a Gemini, she's a Virgo. Both ruled by Mercury the planet of communication. So they have a lot to talk about and LeAnn is in great shape! Her body looks amazing. Being in love agrees with her.
Today's birthday includes the drop dead gorgeous Alex Rodriguez who is still dating Virgo Cameron Diaz. He likes his blonds that's for sure!
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
Another beautiful day here in LA yesterday and Runyon was packed - with a few celebs and some really HOT guys!
Translucent Kathy Griffin - who truly is a plain Jane in every sense of the word - and that's being nice was hiking as was Roxy Olin from the City and Brothers and Sisters - both Scorpios - Kathy November 4 and Roxy November 5. It really is a great place to spot celebs but you have to hike to see em!
How boring was the Bachelorette Men tell all show on TV last night? BORING. 2 hours of BORING. How does birthday boy Leo Chris Harrison do it? I think Capricorn Ali is out for what she can get out of this excruciating experience. She is on magazine covers and she talks about her Lean Cuisine diet and her Skechers Shape Up shoes etc. Surely she's getting paid for these mentions?? I think she got on the Bachelor, hated Jake (who doesn't?) wanted out and got great publicity with her tear jerking "I've got to leave" performance and then landed herself as the Bachelorette. She lost weight, she's wearing a weave (no doubt she can get an endorsement out of that thing sitting on her head), she's driving around in the Mini ...she's on the next season of DWTS...$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$...very Capricorn of her.
I wonder if she will pick anyone? Or pick one and then get rid of him asap?? Either way she is going to make more money in the next year than she's made in her entire life. And unlike the other bachelorettes, she's working it/milking it.
Bachelor Pad looks like it's OTT reality drama. All the losers from the previous Bachelor/Bachelorette seasons thrown in a house together, sleeping in the one room??? Hope there are plenty of condoms around. Wes, Gia, David the crazy guy from Jillian's season...can't wait.
I see Eddie Cibriani and Le Ann Rimes are shacking up together. Didn't think it would last. He's a Gemini, she's a Virgo. Both ruled by Mercury the planet of communication. So they have a lot to talk about and LeAnn is in great shape! Her body looks amazing. Being in love agrees with her.
Today's birthday includes the drop dead gorgeous Alex Rodriguez who is still dating Virgo Cameron Diaz. He likes his blonds that's for sure!
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
Monday, July 26, 2010
Monday July 26, 2010
a beautiful tree lined street in Corona Del Mar in the OC...
So Capricorn Mel Gibson is back at it again? This time he isn't as angry and there's no monster panting. He sounds sad. And of course he is a very sad man and a pathetic creature and we have to feel sorry for his children who are old enough to understand their father's meltdown.
Who checked out last night's Full Moon? it was in Aquarius and it was one of the 4 most powerful Moons of 2010. It will mostly affect Aquarians, Geminis and Librans as well as the fire signs - Aries, Leos and Sagittarians. Just know if you feel antsy today, it's the pressure of the Full Moon.
So what's in your stars for this week??
Aries (March 21 – April 20)
Monday is negotiation day for you, with Saturn in a mood to make a deal and Uranus, the planet of the unexpected in your sign. Get whatever needs to be signed, sealed and delivered done ASAP. Want to renegotiate your rent, your pay, your curfew? You’re in luck. By the weekend Mars, your ruler, the ‘just do it’ planet shifts gears and moves into your relationship zone. If the time has come to cut ties with someone you’ve previously been very close to, this is the weekend to do it.
Taurus (April 21 – May 21)
Mercury joins your ruler Venus in your fellow earth sign of Virgo midweek and all bets are off. You’re pretty much unstoppable and your charisma is at an all time high. This is one of the best times of the year for you, so don’t waste it by sticking to your plan – (which isn’t working by the way). With the two personal players in your creative and self-fulfillment zone, finding your happy place is your mission right now. Being a Taurus, no doubt chocolate is involved in this journey!
Gemini (May 22 – June 21)
Saturn settles into Libra and is joined by Mars over the weekend. Both planets transit your fifth house of creativity, romance and self-fulfillment and makes this a time when finding your ‘internal feng shui’ is on your mind. As usual you are feeling slightly confused about what direction your life should take, but as long as you listen to your inner voice and take note of red flags, you’ll be fine. Single? You’ve got options – as usual – but not all of them are the right options.
Cancer (June 22 – July 22)
Mercury and Venus settle into your communication zone this week. While you’re usually big on emotional displays and not so big on hammering things out, the Universe is giving you a ‘way with words’ which must be taken advantage of. Saturn the planet of focus moves into your domestic zone this weekend through 2012. If you’ve wanted to move, fix up your domain or kick out your filthy flatmate, the next few weeks and months provide you with more than one opportunity to do so.
Leo (July 23 – August 23)
Monday is the day to ‘go for gold’ with Jupiter in Aries high fiving the Moon in your sign. Speaking of gold, Money and how you spend it, save it and abuse it is under the cosmic spotlight this week. Venus and Mercury, the two personal day to day planets hang out in your cash flow and self-esteem zone. Check your online banking statements carefully and see how much interest your credit cards are charging you. It’s all about negotiation right now. Chat up the bank manager and see if you can’t get a better rate of interest.
Virgo (August 24 – September 23)
You host Mercury and Venus this week, the two personal daily planets that affect you and how you think and react. Venus encourages you to pamper yourself. Manicures/pedicures, facials and of course handbags tempt you, while clear thinking Mercury, your ruler, has you worrying about how to pay for all these treats. Strike a fine balance girls and instead of having it all, have a little bit. Over the weekend you bid adieu to Saturn, the planet of restriction which has been riding you since 2008. You’re about to discover what freedom really feels and looks like.
Libra (September 24 – October 23)
Strap yourselves in girls – it’s going to be a bumpy ride. Saturn, the planet that doesn’t take “no” for an answer and who likes to rule the roost sets up shop in your sign this weekend through 2012. Some close relationships will be rocky as Uranus the planet of the ‘WTF?’ stirs up drama in your one on one zone. Your desire for independence will clash with the need for stability and security. Blending both will be a challenge and one best faced head-on. As much as you try to dodge bullets over the next few months, you might have to take one here and there.
Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)
Avoid those people who always want to pull the wool over your eyes and treat you like an idiot. Sure your silence is sometimes taken as agreement when in fact; you’re simply biding your time. With the two personal planets Venus and Mercury in your friendship, hopes and wishes zone this week, you’ll be much more involved with the various people in your life than usual. Keep really personal info private and steer clear of haters. A Virgo has some very interesting info to pass onto you on Friday.
Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)
A go-getter like yourself doesn’t like having to bide your time, but that’s exactly what the Universe suggests this week, with Saturn, the planet of time and motivator Mars taking their sweet time settling into your eleventh house of hopes, wishes and dreams. Hold that thought Sags! Focus on work and how you can make the most of your job and get yourself into the next phase of your career. You know who can help you and who’s full of it, so focus on the former.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)
Big news this week with the movement of your ruler Saturn, the planet of discipline making a move into Libra, your tenth house of career and social status. Mars the planet of energy spends six weeks in the same part of your chart, so this is your time to shine goats. For those of you who have been working towards a career goal, it’s closer than you realize. Time management and being sure of what you are doing is vital. On the flip side, for those of you who have been thinking about quitting your job and heading back to Uni..not a bad idea either.
Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)
There’s nothing better than feeling as if you can do anything you want to do is there? Enjoy that feeling while it lasts girls, because with the entry of Saturn, the planet of focus and discipline into your ‘buckle down and learn something zone’, the next few years aren’t going to be as independent as you would like. Saturn’s influence in Libra through 2012 is all consuming. Travel and a spiritual journey are both also in your future.
Pisces (February 20 – March 20)
With the two personal planets Venus and Mercury hanging out in your relationship zone this week, chances are love and/or a new friendship is in your stars. You tend to go for the ‘bad boy’, but how about giving a nice guy a chance this week (even if he is a bit of a nerd?). Saturn, the planet of focus leaves your relationship zone after a two year stint and moves into your health and well-being zone. It’s time to get in tune with you.
Today's birthdays include Taylor Momsen, Kate Beckinsale, Sandra Bullock, Kevin Spacey & Mick Jagger.
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
So Capricorn Mel Gibson is back at it again? This time he isn't as angry and there's no monster panting. He sounds sad. And of course he is a very sad man and a pathetic creature and we have to feel sorry for his children who are old enough to understand their father's meltdown.
Who checked out last night's Full Moon? it was in Aquarius and it was one of the 4 most powerful Moons of 2010. It will mostly affect Aquarians, Geminis and Librans as well as the fire signs - Aries, Leos and Sagittarians. Just know if you feel antsy today, it's the pressure of the Full Moon.
So what's in your stars for this week??
Aries (March 21 – April 20)
Monday is negotiation day for you, with Saturn in a mood to make a deal and Uranus, the planet of the unexpected in your sign. Get whatever needs to be signed, sealed and delivered done ASAP. Want to renegotiate your rent, your pay, your curfew? You’re in luck. By the weekend Mars, your ruler, the ‘just do it’ planet shifts gears and moves into your relationship zone. If the time has come to cut ties with someone you’ve previously been very close to, this is the weekend to do it.
Taurus (April 21 – May 21)
Mercury joins your ruler Venus in your fellow earth sign of Virgo midweek and all bets are off. You’re pretty much unstoppable and your charisma is at an all time high. This is one of the best times of the year for you, so don’t waste it by sticking to your plan – (which isn’t working by the way). With the two personal players in your creative and self-fulfillment zone, finding your happy place is your mission right now. Being a Taurus, no doubt chocolate is involved in this journey!
Gemini (May 22 – June 21)
Saturn settles into Libra and is joined by Mars over the weekend. Both planets transit your fifth house of creativity, romance and self-fulfillment and makes this a time when finding your ‘internal feng shui’ is on your mind. As usual you are feeling slightly confused about what direction your life should take, but as long as you listen to your inner voice and take note of red flags, you’ll be fine. Single? You’ve got options – as usual – but not all of them are the right options.
Cancer (June 22 – July 22)
Mercury and Venus settle into your communication zone this week. While you’re usually big on emotional displays and not so big on hammering things out, the Universe is giving you a ‘way with words’ which must be taken advantage of. Saturn the planet of focus moves into your domestic zone this weekend through 2012. If you’ve wanted to move, fix up your domain or kick out your filthy flatmate, the next few weeks and months provide you with more than one opportunity to do so.
Leo (July 23 – August 23)
Monday is the day to ‘go for gold’ with Jupiter in Aries high fiving the Moon in your sign. Speaking of gold, Money and how you spend it, save it and abuse it is under the cosmic spotlight this week. Venus and Mercury, the two personal day to day planets hang out in your cash flow and self-esteem zone. Check your online banking statements carefully and see how much interest your credit cards are charging you. It’s all about negotiation right now. Chat up the bank manager and see if you can’t get a better rate of interest.
Virgo (August 24 – September 23)
You host Mercury and Venus this week, the two personal daily planets that affect you and how you think and react. Venus encourages you to pamper yourself. Manicures/pedicures, facials and of course handbags tempt you, while clear thinking Mercury, your ruler, has you worrying about how to pay for all these treats. Strike a fine balance girls and instead of having it all, have a little bit. Over the weekend you bid adieu to Saturn, the planet of restriction which has been riding you since 2008. You’re about to discover what freedom really feels and looks like.
Libra (September 24 – October 23)
Strap yourselves in girls – it’s going to be a bumpy ride. Saturn, the planet that doesn’t take “no” for an answer and who likes to rule the roost sets up shop in your sign this weekend through 2012. Some close relationships will be rocky as Uranus the planet of the ‘WTF?’ stirs up drama in your one on one zone. Your desire for independence will clash with the need for stability and security. Blending both will be a challenge and one best faced head-on. As much as you try to dodge bullets over the next few months, you might have to take one here and there.
Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)
Avoid those people who always want to pull the wool over your eyes and treat you like an idiot. Sure your silence is sometimes taken as agreement when in fact; you’re simply biding your time. With the two personal planets Venus and Mercury in your friendship, hopes and wishes zone this week, you’ll be much more involved with the various people in your life than usual. Keep really personal info private and steer clear of haters. A Virgo has some very interesting info to pass onto you on Friday.
Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)
A go-getter like yourself doesn’t like having to bide your time, but that’s exactly what the Universe suggests this week, with Saturn, the planet of time and motivator Mars taking their sweet time settling into your eleventh house of hopes, wishes and dreams. Hold that thought Sags! Focus on work and how you can make the most of your job and get yourself into the next phase of your career. You know who can help you and who’s full of it, so focus on the former.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)
Big news this week with the movement of your ruler Saturn, the planet of discipline making a move into Libra, your tenth house of career and social status. Mars the planet of energy spends six weeks in the same part of your chart, so this is your time to shine goats. For those of you who have been working towards a career goal, it’s closer than you realize. Time management and being sure of what you are doing is vital. On the flip side, for those of you who have been thinking about quitting your job and heading back to Uni..not a bad idea either.
Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)
There’s nothing better than feeling as if you can do anything you want to do is there? Enjoy that feeling while it lasts girls, because with the entry of Saturn, the planet of focus and discipline into your ‘buckle down and learn something zone’, the next few years aren’t going to be as independent as you would like. Saturn’s influence in Libra through 2012 is all consuming. Travel and a spiritual journey are both also in your future.
Pisces (February 20 – March 20)
With the two personal planets Venus and Mercury hanging out in your relationship zone this week, chances are love and/or a new friendship is in your stars. You tend to go for the ‘bad boy’, but how about giving a nice guy a chance this week (even if he is a bit of a nerd?). Saturn, the planet of focus leaves your relationship zone after a two year stint and moves into your health and well-being zone. It’s time to get in tune with you.
Today's birthdays include Taylor Momsen, Kate Beckinsale, Sandra Bullock, Kevin Spacey & Mick Jagger.
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
Sunday, July 25, 2010
Sunday July 25, 2010
beautiful Corona Del Mar in the OC...one of my favourite spots in the world...
Cancer Lindsay Lohan causing more lockdowns than usual in the LA County Jail. Apparently the other inmates stand outside her cell yelling 'fire crotch' at her repeatedly. No doubt she will be out in a few days...strolling down Robertson, eating at Chateau Marmont and laughing off her jail time.
Tiger temptress Rachel Uchitel has joined the cast of Celebrity Rehab along with Scorpio Julia's bro Aries Eric Roberts and total loser Scorpio Jeremy London - who recently claimed he was kidnapped and forced to smoke weed and other things...plus LC's ex Capricorn Jason Wahler. Can't wait for that! Apparently they paid Rachel $500,000 to be a part of the show. Does this girl do anything unless she's paid? $10,000,000 from Tiger (with a third going to Cancer Gloria Allred) and then this money from Celeb Rehab. Is she even on anything addictive to warrant her stint in Celeb Rehab??
Today's birthday's include Matt LeBlanc and Brad Renfro (RIP).
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
xoxo
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
Cancer Lindsay Lohan causing more lockdowns than usual in the LA County Jail. Apparently the other inmates stand outside her cell yelling 'fire crotch' at her repeatedly. No doubt she will be out in a few days...strolling down Robertson, eating at Chateau Marmont and laughing off her jail time.
Tiger temptress Rachel Uchitel has joined the cast of Celebrity Rehab along with Scorpio Julia's bro Aries Eric Roberts and total loser Scorpio Jeremy London - who recently claimed he was kidnapped and forced to smoke weed and other things...plus LC's ex Capricorn Jason Wahler. Can't wait for that! Apparently they paid Rachel $500,000 to be a part of the show. Does this girl do anything unless she's paid? $10,000,000 from Tiger (with a third going to Cancer Gloria Allred) and then this money from Celeb Rehab. Is she even on anything addictive to warrant her stint in Celeb Rehab??
Today's birthday's include Matt LeBlanc and Brad Renfro (RIP).
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
xoxo
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
Saturday, July 24, 2010
Saturday July 24, 2010
Me, Ms Capricorn Ava and the Humpf - all in the backseat in the OC -
Glorious weather prevails in LA and CA this weekend - versus you suckers on the East Coast where temps are in the 100's again! And 100% humidity no doubt as well. Meanwhile we bask in 75 degrees of loveliness and cool nights - sweaters required!
A crew of Surly Girls went to Barney's Beanery last night and it was a lot of fun - cute boys everywhere! Aries Christopher Reid, better known as Kid from Kid n Play was at the bar, chatting away to people - obviously a regular...and the vibe was good - remember we were in WeHo (Boystown) so you have to expect that some of the cuties aren't playing on your team...
NY Post today talking about LiLo cutting herself in jail - she went in with cutting marks on her and the prison system worried she will do it in jail. What a poor tortured soul she has become. Cancers have a hard time with life in general at times. Princess Diana was a Cancer, as is OJ Simpson, Courtney Love to name a few and they are all struggling with life. Princess Di cut herself back when little was known about cutting. LiLo get help. You're a young talented girl.
Congrats to all the newlyweds - Taurus Megan Fox & Cancer Brian Austin Green, Libran Vanessa Marcil and her handsome hubby birthday boy Leo Carmine Giovinazzo, Taurus Penelope Cruz & Pisces Javier Bardem and Capricorn Orlando Bloom and Taurus Miranda Kerr.
Anyone heard Diddy's new song off his new album 'Last Train to Paris'? 'Hello..good morning.."?? It's great! Go Scorpio Diddy/Puff/Puff Diddy...
Today's birthdays include J Lo & Anna Paquin.
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
Glorious weather prevails in LA and CA this weekend - versus you suckers on the East Coast where temps are in the 100's again! And 100% humidity no doubt as well. Meanwhile we bask in 75 degrees of loveliness and cool nights - sweaters required!
A crew of Surly Girls went to Barney's Beanery last night and it was a lot of fun - cute boys everywhere! Aries Christopher Reid, better known as Kid from Kid n Play was at the bar, chatting away to people - obviously a regular...and the vibe was good - remember we were in WeHo (Boystown) so you have to expect that some of the cuties aren't playing on your team...
NY Post today talking about LiLo cutting herself in jail - she went in with cutting marks on her and the prison system worried she will do it in jail. What a poor tortured soul she has become. Cancers have a hard time with life in general at times. Princess Diana was a Cancer, as is OJ Simpson, Courtney Love to name a few and they are all struggling with life. Princess Di cut herself back when little was known about cutting. LiLo get help. You're a young talented girl.
Congrats to all the newlyweds - Taurus Megan Fox & Cancer Brian Austin Green, Libran Vanessa Marcil and her handsome hubby birthday boy Leo Carmine Giovinazzo, Taurus Penelope Cruz & Pisces Javier Bardem and Capricorn Orlando Bloom and Taurus Miranda Kerr.
Anyone heard Diddy's new song off his new album 'Last Train to Paris'? 'Hello..good morning.."?? It's great! Go Scorpio Diddy/Puff/Puff Diddy...
Today's birthdays include J Lo & Anna Paquin.
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
Friday, July 23, 2010
Friday July 23, 2010
shopping up a storm at Surly Girl on Robertson Blvd - with Gemini Aussie Melissa...great accessories at Surly Girl - check it out!
After a humid hot hike at Runyon yesterday, Surly Girl Michelle, her brother and his wife, Humphrey and I lunched at still very popular Urth Cafe on Melrose. Pisces Kristin Davis from SATC was there! Walked past looking long and lean. She's much thinner and prettier even in real life and she looked tall too - taller than she does on TV. Bloody HD TV makes you look short and fat!
Hiking we saw Libra Ashley Hamilton - who's kinda D list but cute! You always seem someone at Urth and someone at Runyon...they never fail you!
More damming evidence against Capricorn Mel Gibson coming out today with a text he sent apologizing for being an asshole (basically). Why didn't he pay her the money she asked way back when and spared us all this ongoing circus?
LiLO is still in jail! Amazing! her father went in and visited her but did he get in to see her? Supposedly she hates him!
Today's birthdays include Daniel Radcliffe, Michelle Williams, Monica Lewinsk, Slash and Woody!!
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
xoxo
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
After a humid hot hike at Runyon yesterday, Surly Girl Michelle, her brother and his wife, Humphrey and I lunched at still very popular Urth Cafe on Melrose. Pisces Kristin Davis from SATC was there! Walked past looking long and lean. She's much thinner and prettier even in real life and she looked tall too - taller than she does on TV. Bloody HD TV makes you look short and fat!
Hiking we saw Libra Ashley Hamilton - who's kinda D list but cute! You always seem someone at Urth and someone at Runyon...they never fail you!
More damming evidence against Capricorn Mel Gibson coming out today with a text he sent apologizing for being an asshole (basically). Why didn't he pay her the money she asked way back when and spared us all this ongoing circus?
LiLO is still in jail! Amazing! her father went in and visited her but did he get in to see her? Supposedly she hates him!
Today's birthdays include Daniel Radcliffe, Michelle Williams, Monica Lewinsk, Slash and Woody!!
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
xoxo
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Thursday July 22, 2010
beautiful Malibu - where I first met Cancerian Brigette Nielsen...yep...Malibu's the place for celeb sightings...notice that Humpf's leash matches my dress? LOL - sheer coincidence...
So LiLo is going to be out in 2 weeks. Crazy system you Yanks have. Give someone a 90 day sentence and they serve 14 days?? What's that about? How about building another jail? Somewhere way out in the middle of nowhere - not smack bang in the middle of LA of course! Oh that's right - LA is broke. And Cancer LiLo is in the lock up with Alexis Bleidel - who robbed Capricorn Orlando Bloom of his watch and other celebrities of their belongings too. Seriously - what is the world coming to when all these young girls are locked up??
Mel Gibson - you need to keep hiding. A pic of him would be worth a small fortune and no doubt paparazzi are out and about looking for him.
Runyon was chocka block full of hot guys yesterday. Me and my Leo galpal were okay with doing the stairs mulitple times thanks to a total hottie actor type who was in 'training'. Gotta love LA for the hotties.
Today's birthday's include Selena Gomez and David Spade (who is everywhere in LA).
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
So LiLo is going to be out in 2 weeks. Crazy system you Yanks have. Give someone a 90 day sentence and they serve 14 days?? What's that about? How about building another jail? Somewhere way out in the middle of nowhere - not smack bang in the middle of LA of course! Oh that's right - LA is broke. And Cancer LiLo is in the lock up with Alexis Bleidel - who robbed Capricorn Orlando Bloom of his watch and other celebrities of their belongings too. Seriously - what is the world coming to when all these young girls are locked up??
Mel Gibson - you need to keep hiding. A pic of him would be worth a small fortune and no doubt paparazzi are out and about looking for him.
Runyon was chocka block full of hot guys yesterday. Me and my Leo galpal were okay with doing the stairs mulitple times thanks to a total hottie actor type who was in 'training'. Gotta love LA for the hotties.
Today's birthday's include Selena Gomez and David Spade (who is everywhere in LA).
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Tuesday July 20, 2010
Humphrey at Surly Girl on Robertson - he had his pretzel and his pink bed...
So Cancerian Lindsay Lohan is in the slammer? She's gone in today with her long suffering loser helping lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley - who's back after Virgo Robert Shapiro threw in the legal towel. Dealing with Dina and LiLo and her various hanger oners is probably too much for him. She's expected to only serve 25 days of the 90 day sentence due to overcrowding. I see she had her hair redyed very blond again - why on earth she insists on being a blond...she's so much better darker - redhead or brunette.
The Bachelorette was an emotional roller coaster last night. Poor Capricorn Ali - she picked Frank who she thought was a sure fire love in (he lives at home with his parents after all) and yet he had gone and picked his ex girlfriend Nicole - who was no match for Ali in the looks department...
So Ali has Chris (boring snooze fest but nice) and sexy Roberto ...choice is obvious!
Hiking Runyon yesterday with the Humpf we saw Ludacris - quite a surprise to see a rapper hiking Runyon that's for sure! Ludacris is a Virgo and a very popular rapper/actor. He's tiny too - so he works in Hollywood!
Today's birthdays include Gisele Bunchen & Carlos Santana.
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
xoxo
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
So Cancerian Lindsay Lohan is in the slammer? She's gone in today with her long suffering loser helping lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley - who's back after Virgo Robert Shapiro threw in the legal towel. Dealing with Dina and LiLo and her various hanger oners is probably too much for him. She's expected to only serve 25 days of the 90 day sentence due to overcrowding. I see she had her hair redyed very blond again - why on earth she insists on being a blond...she's so much better darker - redhead or brunette.
The Bachelorette was an emotional roller coaster last night. Poor Capricorn Ali - she picked Frank who she thought was a sure fire love in (he lives at home with his parents after all) and yet he had gone and picked his ex girlfriend Nicole - who was no match for Ali in the looks department...
So Ali has Chris (boring snooze fest but nice) and sexy Roberto ...choice is obvious!
Hiking Runyon yesterday with the Humpf we saw Ludacris - quite a surprise to see a rapper hiking Runyon that's for sure! Ludacris is a Virgo and a very popular rapper/actor. He's tiny too - so he works in Hollywood!
Today's birthdays include Gisele Bunchen & Carlos Santana.
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
xoxo
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
Monday, July 19, 2010
Monday July 19, 2010
lunch at the CLiff in Laguna - Melissa (Gemini), me (Aries), Scorpio Michelle & Leo Susanne...another beautiful day in California.
I see Rachel Uchitel - Tiger Wood's top gal is going to be on celebrity rehab with cutie Dr Drew. She's hooked on 'pills'. No word as to what the pills are. Rachel is also up for a part on Celebrity Apprentice with Gemini Donald Trump. Why are people giving her a bone? She's not Celebrity Apprentice material!!
I have an amazing 'it's a small world' story for you. As I told you last Friday, Melissa and I had a run in with Cancerian birthday girl Brigette Nielsen and her hottie Italian boyfriend. Yesterday at the Hollywood Dog Park Humphrey and I ran into Brigette again! We spoke, she remembered me, we shook hands and introduced ourselves and it was very much an LA experience in the 90 degree heat.
I took the Humpf to Runyon for a hike late last night and the redhead receptionist from 'The Office' was hiking - looking as boring and miserable and insipid as she does on the show! YAWN.
So what's in your stars this week? I'm gonna tell u...
Aries (March 21 – April 20)
You’re all for excitement, but this week the Universe really lets you have it – with relentless and major changes occurring in and around your sign. Saturn, the responsible one moves into your relationship zone for the next two and a half years. The Sun and Mercury in Leo force you to confront all those things you don’t like dealing with along with an intense Full Moon in your friendship zone this weekend. Whether you’re breaking up or making up, don’t put the inevitable off any longer.
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
Taurus (April 21 – May 21)
Mars the energizer spends his last week in your creative zone, and most of you will be fine with bidding him goodbye. The pressure! Having to come up with hit after hit like you’re a Justin Beiber songwriter! However Saturn’s departure from your fifth house of self-fulfillment and creativity is another matter. Don’t slack off over the next few months and end up getting sacked or dragged in front of your superiors due to an average performance. A flirtation heats up this weekend. Are you sure you want to do this?
Gemini (May 22 – June 21)
One of the best weeks of the year for you, with the planet of focus Saturn setting up shop in your fun zone, the Sun joining your ruler Mercury in your chit chat zone and Sunday’s Full Moon renewing your spiritual thirst. Remember ‘what you think about you bring about’. Saturn in Libra for the next two plus years gives you a good chance at finding ‘real love’ and a fabulous career or life choice that is going to set you on the path to greater happiness.
Cancer (June 22 – July 22)
Air and fire energy is hard for you to manage and this week, some of you will feel as if you are getting lost in the cosmic shuffle. The heat is on Crabs, and thinking on your feet without involving lots of discussion is something you need to adjust to quickly. Especially this weekend, with a Full Moon shining on your eighth house of joint resources and projects. If you feel you’re being bossed around and/or manipulated, you probably are.
Leo (July 23 – August 23)
Desire is a big word in your Leo vocab and this week, you get a glimpse into the life you crave and a hunch about how to go about getting it. The Sun sets up shop in her favourite sign – yours - midweek, while a Full Moon in your relationship zone over the weekend helps you work on your ‘in and out’ friends list and downsize accordingly. Communications king Mercury in your sign is very useful at work and no one can get a single thing past you.
Virgo (August 24 – September 23)
Huge week for you with the departure of Saturn, the planet of rules and regulations leaving your sign after a two year plus stopover. He moves into your second house of self-esteem and cash flow. If you’ve been having money troubles, a very obvious answer will present itself over the next few weeks. And Mars, the instigator of the zodiac who has gotten you into all sorts of drama, fun and games over the past few months sets sail for the calmer waters of Libra too. Back to normal girls. Just the way you like it.
Libra (September 24 – October 23)
You’re in the cosmic hotseat this week and beyond girls! Saturn, the planet of focus and discipline moves into your sign this week through 2012. Saturn will get you sorted! And with a Full Moon shining on your fifth house of romance, self-fulfillment and creativity this weekend, you’re sure to realize what and who you want and how to go about getting your wishes granted. The Sun’s move into Leo, your dream zone has you aiming a little high, but you can always come down a notch or two.
Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)
Make the most of your co-ruler Mars in your hopes, dreams and wishes zone this week. You are a fixed sign and making bold moves isn’t always that easy for you. You tend to stick to your tried and true trail, even though greener pastures beckon. Be tempted off course and luxuriate in Saturn, the planet of discipline in your past karma zone for the next few years, showing you the error of your past ways and pointing out the opportunities lost and the new pathways to take.
Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)
Your ruler Jupiter goes AWOL in your self-fulfillment zone this weekend and combined with an in your face Full Moon, you will probably hate everyone around you. That’s okay though – you make hating people kinda fun! Saturn, the planet of life lessons moves into your friendship zone. A Libra will become your mentor over the next few months. While you find it hard to listen to and take advice, it will be well worth it. If you feel you owe someone important an explanation, Sunday’s the day to do it.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)
Your ruler Saturn, the planet of time management and patience makes moves this week, landing up in your tenth house of career and social status through 2012. Focus on making yourself the best boss/employee you can be and forget taking short cuts. Going forward, it’s vital that you make the very most of your workplace opportunities and refuse to get caught up in office politics. Sunday’s Full Moon in your self-worth and self-esteem zone has some of you stressing about not being able to keep up with the Jones’s. Stop it now!
Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)
There’s no point in trying to force your opinion or ideas onto others. With Saturn the disciplinarian moving into your spiritual zone, you are being asked to ‘reign your grandiose dreams and schemes in just a tad’. Sunday’s Full Moon has your name written all over it! Your Full Moon is one of the four power Moons each year. This Full Moon urges us to use the next month to make connections between our individual desires and the larger picture.
Pisces (February 20 – March 20)
This week Saturn, the father figure of the zodiac leaves your relationship zone and sets up operation in your eighth house of joint projects and resources through 2012. Working with others and making business decisions with them will work for you. Even if it’s buying a dinky flat with your flaky sister. It will pay off in the longrun. Watch out you don’t forgive an ex and take him back without putting him through his paces this weekend. Full Moons in your past karma zone tend to do that.
I see Rachel Uchitel - Tiger Wood's top gal is going to be on celebrity rehab with cutie Dr Drew. She's hooked on 'pills'. No word as to what the pills are. Rachel is also up for a part on Celebrity Apprentice with Gemini Donald Trump. Why are people giving her a bone? She's not Celebrity Apprentice material!!
I have an amazing 'it's a small world' story for you. As I told you last Friday, Melissa and I had a run in with Cancerian birthday girl Brigette Nielsen and her hottie Italian boyfriend. Yesterday at the Hollywood Dog Park Humphrey and I ran into Brigette again! We spoke, she remembered me, we shook hands and introduced ourselves and it was very much an LA experience in the 90 degree heat.
I took the Humpf to Runyon for a hike late last night and the redhead receptionist from 'The Office' was hiking - looking as boring and miserable and insipid as she does on the show! YAWN.
So what's in your stars this week? I'm gonna tell u...
Aries (March 21 – April 20)
You’re all for excitement, but this week the Universe really lets you have it – with relentless and major changes occurring in and around your sign. Saturn, the responsible one moves into your relationship zone for the next two and a half years. The Sun and Mercury in Leo force you to confront all those things you don’t like dealing with along with an intense Full Moon in your friendship zone this weekend. Whether you’re breaking up or making up, don’t put the inevitable off any longer.
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
Taurus (April 21 – May 21)
Mars the energizer spends his last week in your creative zone, and most of you will be fine with bidding him goodbye. The pressure! Having to come up with hit after hit like you’re a Justin Beiber songwriter! However Saturn’s departure from your fifth house of self-fulfillment and creativity is another matter. Don’t slack off over the next few months and end up getting sacked or dragged in front of your superiors due to an average performance. A flirtation heats up this weekend. Are you sure you want to do this?
Gemini (May 22 – June 21)
One of the best weeks of the year for you, with the planet of focus Saturn setting up shop in your fun zone, the Sun joining your ruler Mercury in your chit chat zone and Sunday’s Full Moon renewing your spiritual thirst. Remember ‘what you think about you bring about’. Saturn in Libra for the next two plus years gives you a good chance at finding ‘real love’ and a fabulous career or life choice that is going to set you on the path to greater happiness.
Cancer (June 22 – July 22)
Air and fire energy is hard for you to manage and this week, some of you will feel as if you are getting lost in the cosmic shuffle. The heat is on Crabs, and thinking on your feet without involving lots of discussion is something you need to adjust to quickly. Especially this weekend, with a Full Moon shining on your eighth house of joint resources and projects. If you feel you’re being bossed around and/or manipulated, you probably are.
Leo (July 23 – August 23)
Desire is a big word in your Leo vocab and this week, you get a glimpse into the life you crave and a hunch about how to go about getting it. The Sun sets up shop in her favourite sign – yours - midweek, while a Full Moon in your relationship zone over the weekend helps you work on your ‘in and out’ friends list and downsize accordingly. Communications king Mercury in your sign is very useful at work and no one can get a single thing past you.
Virgo (August 24 – September 23)
Huge week for you with the departure of Saturn, the planet of rules and regulations leaving your sign after a two year plus stopover. He moves into your second house of self-esteem and cash flow. If you’ve been having money troubles, a very obvious answer will present itself over the next few weeks. And Mars, the instigator of the zodiac who has gotten you into all sorts of drama, fun and games over the past few months sets sail for the calmer waters of Libra too. Back to normal girls. Just the way you like it.
Libra (September 24 – October 23)
You’re in the cosmic hotseat this week and beyond girls! Saturn, the planet of focus and discipline moves into your sign this week through 2012. Saturn will get you sorted! And with a Full Moon shining on your fifth house of romance, self-fulfillment and creativity this weekend, you’re sure to realize what and who you want and how to go about getting your wishes granted. The Sun’s move into Leo, your dream zone has you aiming a little high, but you can always come down a notch or two.
Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)
Make the most of your co-ruler Mars in your hopes, dreams and wishes zone this week. You are a fixed sign and making bold moves isn’t always that easy for you. You tend to stick to your tried and true trail, even though greener pastures beckon. Be tempted off course and luxuriate in Saturn, the planet of discipline in your past karma zone for the next few years, showing you the error of your past ways and pointing out the opportunities lost and the new pathways to take.
Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)
Your ruler Jupiter goes AWOL in your self-fulfillment zone this weekend and combined with an in your face Full Moon, you will probably hate everyone around you. That’s okay though – you make hating people kinda fun! Saturn, the planet of life lessons moves into your friendship zone. A Libra will become your mentor over the next few months. While you find it hard to listen to and take advice, it will be well worth it. If you feel you owe someone important an explanation, Sunday’s the day to do it.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)
Your ruler Saturn, the planet of time management and patience makes moves this week, landing up in your tenth house of career and social status through 2012. Focus on making yourself the best boss/employee you can be and forget taking short cuts. Going forward, it’s vital that you make the very most of your workplace opportunities and refuse to get caught up in office politics. Sunday’s Full Moon in your self-worth and self-esteem zone has some of you stressing about not being able to keep up with the Jones’s. Stop it now!
Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)
There’s no point in trying to force your opinion or ideas onto others. With Saturn the disciplinarian moving into your spiritual zone, you are being asked to ‘reign your grandiose dreams and schemes in just a tad’. Sunday’s Full Moon has your name written all over it! Your Full Moon is one of the four power Moons each year. This Full Moon urges us to use the next month to make connections between our individual desires and the larger picture.
Pisces (February 20 – March 20)
This week Saturn, the father figure of the zodiac leaves your relationship zone and sets up operation in your eighth house of joint projects and resources through 2012. Working with others and making business decisions with them will work for you. Even if it’s buying a dinky flat with your flaky sister. It will pay off in the longrun. Watch out you don’t forgive an ex and take him back without putting him through his paces this weekend. Full Moons in your past karma zone tend to do that.
Sunday, July 18, 2010
SUnday July 18, 2010
Bye Bye Melissa!
Melissa my Gemini friend from Melbourne Australia is headed home today...winging her way all the way back to Oz. I dropped her off at LAX last night but awoke to a text from her saying she had been bumped from her flight, put up in a hotel and is happily shopping the day away in Santa Monica. Like alot of Gemini's, she's a lucky girl! She's wrapped as they say in Oz (happy) to get another day out of her stay!
I see Capricorn Mel Gibson is sick and tired of all the negative press he's getting. Guess he should of thought of that before he went crazy and ranted racist, sexist and murderous thoughts over the phone?? Like fellow goat Tiger Woods, these men don't seem to realize just how bad things are for them right now. Being soul less is hard work and it is taking its toll on these 'celebs'. Tiger and Mel both had a sham of a life. They were both living lies. And now the truth has come out. And no doubt it's tough for these guys to handle their massive fall from grace.
Jupiter the biggest planet in the zodiac and the planet of good luck and abundance goes out of phase in Aries midweek through mid-November. Don't get too caught up in something or someone. Don't think you've got something 'in the bag'. Chances are it will slip through your fingers quickly.
More tomorrow - with a weekly star forecast for all of you!
Today's birthday's include Nelson Mandela, Chace Crawford and Vin Diesel.
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
xoxo
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
Melissa my Gemini friend from Melbourne Australia is headed home today...winging her way all the way back to Oz. I dropped her off at LAX last night but awoke to a text from her saying she had been bumped from her flight, put up in a hotel and is happily shopping the day away in Santa Monica. Like alot of Gemini's, she's a lucky girl! She's wrapped as they say in Oz (happy) to get another day out of her stay!
I see Capricorn Mel Gibson is sick and tired of all the negative press he's getting. Guess he should of thought of that before he went crazy and ranted racist, sexist and murderous thoughts over the phone?? Like fellow goat Tiger Woods, these men don't seem to realize just how bad things are for them right now. Being soul less is hard work and it is taking its toll on these 'celebs'. Tiger and Mel both had a sham of a life. They were both living lies. And now the truth has come out. And no doubt it's tough for these guys to handle their massive fall from grace.
Jupiter the biggest planet in the zodiac and the planet of good luck and abundance goes out of phase in Aries midweek through mid-November. Don't get too caught up in something or someone. Don't think you've got something 'in the bag'. Chances are it will slip through your fingers quickly.
More tomorrow - with a weekly star forecast for all of you!
Today's birthday's include Nelson Mandela, Chace Crawford and Vin Diesel.
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
xoxo
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
Saturday, July 17, 2010
Saturday July 17, 2010
Humphrey chilling with his peeps in the hot LA weather...all very cute!
Beautiful day in Laguna Beach yesterday. More people than I've ever seen before. Summer is here! Gemini Melissa, Scorpio Michelle, Leo Susanne, Aquarius Humpf and earthy Capricorn Ava all hanging together. Humpf the only man so he was happy! All the elements were represented and everyone got along really well.
The OC is a beautiful part of the world and we watched the most spectacular sunset you've ever seen. Driving back on the interstate 5 not so much fun however!
I see Capricorn Oksana has turned to her other baby daddy Timothy Dalton. She has a thing for men with dark hair and light eyes I guess. Timothy is a Pisces/Aries cusper. March 21. Same date as Kevin Federline! She has a 12 year old son Alexander with him. She sure knows how to pick em! Good looking babies guaranteed!
And that LiLo has hired famed OJ getter offer Robert Shapiro. Too little too late maybe? She should of hired him ages ago. She needs to stop whining and do her time like anyone else would have to do.
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
xoxo
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
Beautiful day in Laguna Beach yesterday. More people than I've ever seen before. Summer is here! Gemini Melissa, Scorpio Michelle, Leo Susanne, Aquarius Humpf and earthy Capricorn Ava all hanging together. Humpf the only man so he was happy! All the elements were represented and everyone got along really well.
The OC is a beautiful part of the world and we watched the most spectacular sunset you've ever seen. Driving back on the interstate 5 not so much fun however!
I see Capricorn Oksana has turned to her other baby daddy Timothy Dalton. She has a thing for men with dark hair and light eyes I guess. Timothy is a Pisces/Aries cusper. March 21. Same date as Kevin Federline! She has a 12 year old son Alexander with him. She sure knows how to pick em! Good looking babies guaranteed!
And that LiLo has hired famed OJ getter offer Robert Shapiro. Too little too late maybe? She should of hired him ages ago. She needs to stop whining and do her time like anyone else would have to do.
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
xoxo
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
Friday, July 16, 2010
Friday July 15, 2010
one of the best landmarks in the world!
Spent the afternoon in Malibu yesterday. What an amazing part of the world. Stopped and dipped my foot in the Pacific Ocean. Alot of people splashing around. Had a coffee and frozen yogurt and Humphrey played with Brigette Neilsens' dogs. She was really nice and it was her birthday!!! Bloody paparrazzi arrived and started clicking away. Meanwhile we were saying goodbye to Brigette (my new bff) and the paparrazzi were taking pics of us with Brigette and her hot dark, rather short but very handsome boyfriend! Hubba hubba. She was really really nice and friendly to everyone. And it was her birthday so happy birthday Brigette!!
Off to Laguna beach today! Overcast here but a nice change from the relentless heat of the Sun.
Today's birthdays include funnyman Will Ferrell and Corey Feldman.
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
xoxo
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
Spent the afternoon in Malibu yesterday. What an amazing part of the world. Stopped and dipped my foot in the Pacific Ocean. Alot of people splashing around. Had a coffee and frozen yogurt and Humphrey played with Brigette Neilsens' dogs. She was really nice and it was her birthday!!! Bloody paparrazzi arrived and started clicking away. Meanwhile we were saying goodbye to Brigette (my new bff) and the paparrazzi were taking pics of us with Brigette and her hot dark, rather short but very handsome boyfriend! Hubba hubba. She was really really nice and friendly to everyone. And it was her birthday so happy birthday Brigette!!
Off to Laguna beach today! Overcast here but a nice change from the relentless heat of the Sun.
Today's birthdays include funnyman Will Ferrell and Corey Feldman.
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
xoxo
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Thursday July 15, 2010
Humpf and Pete chilling at the Hollywood dog park. pete got some foxtails stuck in his head and had to have them removed! He loves the Humpf!
It's been hot here in LA and apparently Capricorn Mel Gibson is really feeling the heat. He's a maniac with a massive hard on - all he wants is justice, vengeance and a blowjob...not necessarily in that order.
With fresh radar online recordings today, it seems Mel hit fellow Capricorn Oksana (his baby mumma) while she was holding Lucia, the baby, and the baby suffered bruising on her chin. Plus he pulled a gun on Oksana. He needs help - let's be honest and human about this. He needs to check into rehab and have some extensive therapy. Give Oksana the money she wants and leave it be Mel. You have more than enough to go around.
And Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol is engaged to Levi Johnston - who said horrible things about Sarah Palin and her family and is now back as a part of the family. They had a child together - at the tender age of 18. Now they are engaged to be married but scared to tell Sarah Palin - an Aquarius. Levi's been sneaking in and out of Bristol's house and finally Sarah and her husband Todd are finding out - via OK magazine and all other media outlets. Levi's a Taurus while Bristol is a Libra. Both Venus ruled, this couple need to try to work things out once and for all - for the sake of their child.
Today's birthdays include Brian Austin Green, Beth Stern and Forest Whitaker.
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
It's been hot here in LA and apparently Capricorn Mel Gibson is really feeling the heat. He's a maniac with a massive hard on - all he wants is justice, vengeance and a blowjob...not necessarily in that order.
With fresh radar online recordings today, it seems Mel hit fellow Capricorn Oksana (his baby mumma) while she was holding Lucia, the baby, and the baby suffered bruising on her chin. Plus he pulled a gun on Oksana. He needs help - let's be honest and human about this. He needs to check into rehab and have some extensive therapy. Give Oksana the money she wants and leave it be Mel. You have more than enough to go around.
And Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol is engaged to Levi Johnston - who said horrible things about Sarah Palin and her family and is now back as a part of the family. They had a child together - at the tender age of 18. Now they are engaged to be married but scared to tell Sarah Palin - an Aquarius. Levi's been sneaking in and out of Bristol's house and finally Sarah and her husband Todd are finding out - via OK magazine and all other media outlets. Levi's a Taurus while Bristol is a Libra. Both Venus ruled, this couple need to try to work things out once and for all - for the sake of their child.
Today's birthdays include Brian Austin Green, Beth Stern and Forest Whitaker.
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Wednesday July 14, 2010
guess Humpf was busy checking out the Hollywood sign to look at the camera~!!
Well the Mel Gibson thing is getting really ugly now. Whoopi Goldberg defending him. Why? Last time I checked she's black and a woman. 2 strikes against her according to Mel. Scorpio Whoopi is trying to stand up for no friends maniac psycho would be killer Capricorn Mel - why?
I have had my girl Melissa - Gemini - who turned the big 30 this year - in LA with me this week and we have been OUT & ABOUT - more than Astrogirl is used to! Spent the day on Robertson Blvd yesterday watching the paparazzi, shopping at Surly Girl ( a must do while on Robertson). Ray J was standing outside Surly Girl and we spotted Aussie Jamie Drurie on Robertson too. Another sighting last night when we had dinner last night at Casa Vega on Ventura, Aquarius Seth Green from Austin Powers fame sat right across from us, with his beautiful wife Clare Grant - a Leo and the parents of someone.
Today we saw Jacqui the fitness chick at Runyon, along with Isabel Lucas. Amazing how LA is celeb littered! Mel is beside herself at all these sightings...I'm so used to it and blase...but she's on her fb page proclaiming how fab LA is! She's done alot for the economy too...shopping up a small storm!
What did everyone think of the ending of 'the Hill's last night? They ended it on a funny note - a prop stage - all fake - as fake as can be actually - very Truman Show of them - with Brody Jenner - Leo - king of the jungle and a fine looking specimen of a man standing on a lot with the crew around him...loved it!
now Humpf is looking at the camera!
So the Hills is done. Will miss seeing them on TV but no doubt we will continue to hear about them in gossip mags etc. Audrina, Kristin etc - marry a rich dude! Actors you're not. Brody and Avril Lavigne seem to really be happy so good for them! She's a Libran, so she is easy going and low maintenance compared to his previous high maintenance girls (like Jayde Nicole).
Today's birthdays include Tommy Mottola - ex of Aries Mariah Carey and music head honcho.
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
http://www.astrogirl.com/
Well the Mel Gibson thing is getting really ugly now. Whoopi Goldberg defending him. Why? Last time I checked she's black and a woman. 2 strikes against her according to Mel. Scorpio Whoopi is trying to stand up for no friends maniac psycho would be killer Capricorn Mel - why?
I have had my girl Melissa - Gemini - who turned the big 30 this year - in LA with me this week and we have been OUT & ABOUT - more than Astrogirl is used to! Spent the day on Robertson Blvd yesterday watching the paparazzi, shopping at Surly Girl ( a must do while on Robertson). Ray J was standing outside Surly Girl and we spotted Aussie Jamie Drurie on Robertson too. Another sighting last night when we had dinner last night at Casa Vega on Ventura, Aquarius Seth Green from Austin Powers fame sat right across from us, with his beautiful wife Clare Grant - a Leo and the parents of someone.
Today we saw Jacqui the fitness chick at Runyon, along with Isabel Lucas. Amazing how LA is celeb littered! Mel is beside herself at all these sightings...I'm so used to it and blase...but she's on her fb page proclaiming how fab LA is! She's done alot for the economy too...shopping up a small storm!
What did everyone think of the ending of 'the Hill's last night? They ended it on a funny note - a prop stage - all fake - as fake as can be actually - very Truman Show of them - with Brody Jenner - Leo - king of the jungle and a fine looking specimen of a man standing on a lot with the crew around him...loved it!
Me at the HOllywood reservoir...
now Humpf is looking at the camera!
So the Hills is done. Will miss seeing them on TV but no doubt we will continue to hear about them in gossip mags etc. Audrina, Kristin etc - marry a rich dude! Actors you're not. Brody and Avril Lavigne seem to really be happy so good for them! She's a Libran, so she is easy going and low maintenance compared to his previous high maintenance girls (like Jayde Nicole).
Today's birthdays include Tommy Mottola - ex of Aries Mariah Carey and music head honcho.
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
http://www.astrogirl.com/
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Tuesday July 13, 2010
Aquarius Daphne and Gemini J Dray chilling in the pool...no doubt discussing important things!
So Capricorn Mel Gibson has really lost his mind - truly and completely. More tapes were released today and it's bad. Really bad. Threatening to kill her. Admitting that he did break her teeth and more. Saying he will put her in a 'rose garden'. Meanwhile there's 20 minutes left of the recording! So who knows what's going to come out. Apparently Mel makes racial remarks against people he employs in the last 20 minutes. He's a goner. Emotionally, mentally and career wise. He's done! Oksana's a Capricorn too - and like Tiger and Elin - 2 goats - when it goes bad, it goes really bad!
Cancer George Steinbrenner - born on the 4th of July - died yesterday in Tampa - massive heart attack. He was a very well known figure in NY with the Yankees - he had just turned 80. He did what he came to do and he had a very long, good life and was portrayed on Seinfeld! Not a bad innings all in all.
Celeb sighting of Breckin Meyer yesterday at Runyon and Jamie Pressley in Studio City at Mexicali. Both Taureans - they both looked good and yesterday was one of the better days we have had here in LALALAND.
Today's birthdays include Harrison Ford and Cheech Marin.
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
xoxox
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
So Capricorn Mel Gibson has really lost his mind - truly and completely. More tapes were released today and it's bad. Really bad. Threatening to kill her. Admitting that he did break her teeth and more. Saying he will put her in a 'rose garden'. Meanwhile there's 20 minutes left of the recording! So who knows what's going to come out. Apparently Mel makes racial remarks against people he employs in the last 20 minutes. He's a goner. Emotionally, mentally and career wise. He's done! Oksana's a Capricorn too - and like Tiger and Elin - 2 goats - when it goes bad, it goes really bad!
Cancer George Steinbrenner - born on the 4th of July - died yesterday in Tampa - massive heart attack. He was a very well known figure in NY with the Yankees - he had just turned 80. He did what he came to do and he had a very long, good life and was portrayed on Seinfeld! Not a bad innings all in all.
Celeb sighting of Breckin Meyer yesterday at Runyon and Jamie Pressley in Studio City at Mexicali. Both Taureans - they both looked good and yesterday was one of the better days we have had here in LALALAND.
Today's birthdays include Harrison Ford and Cheech Marin.
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
xoxox
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
Monday, July 12, 2010
Monday July 12, 2010
chilling in the grass - his favourite accessory!
Mel Gibson in denial. Saying he has evidence Oksana tried to extort money from him. 2 Capricorns going at it in full public view. Maybe she had to try to extort money Mel - considering you supposedly cut her off? She has 2 mouths to feed - yours and your baby girls. Plus she has a son by actor Timothy Dalton. In the future, stay away from actors girl! And don't sign anything! She signed some sort of weird prenup agreement for partners living together but not married. Under duress and 8 months pregnant. It means she gets nothing from Mel. Has to live off her credit cards and borrow money. Not cool. Feel sorry for Mel's grown kids who read about this in the papers and internet etc.
So what's in your stars this week? Enough with these raggedy celebs! LiLo's' going to jail, Mel's headed for rehab for anger management, whores are still coming out of the Tiger's closet and Chad Ochocinco's show last night was kinda embarrassing and degrading for women everywhere. He may look good but he's not a nice guy. The whole show is seedy.
Today's birthdays include Richard Simmons and Cheryl Ladd.
So what's in your stars this week? Read below. All will be revealed.
Aries (March 21 – April 20)
Probably one of the worst weeks of the year for you ahead with Venus, Mars, Saturn and the Moon all in Virgo, a nitpicky earthy Grinch and your sixth house of hard work, service to others, health and well-being. Feeling bloated? Feeling worthless? Eat yourself into a food coma and let others worry themselves into an early grave. You’ll be your own worst critic and all you can do is tell yourself ‘this too shall pass’ and do your best to crawl out of bed in the morning and go be someone’s slave for the day.
Taurus (April 21 – May 21)
You earthlings love structure, rules and regulations, so this week will be right up your cosmic alley, with Venus, Mars, Saturn and the Moon all cleaning up house in Virgo. Which happens to be your fellow earth sign and fifth house of romance, self-fulfillment and creativity. Your life is about to get a lot more ‘obvious’ and you will feel as if you have finally found your ‘niche’. Single? A Virgo man wants you and there’s nothing you can do about it but fall into line with him and let destiny lead you on a bold and beautiful adventure.
Gemini (May 22 – June 21)
Home is your haven for once this month, with Venus, Mars and Saturn enforcing a strict curfew/lockdown on you social butterflies. If your place is nothing more than a crash den, devoid of any personal effects or luxuries, now’s the time to spruce it up and start caring more about your surroundings. And do cut the fat from any overblown work projects that have taken on a life of their own. You’ve chopped and changed around enough. Rein your thought process in girls!
Cancer (June 22 – July 22)
Your sense of self is heightened midweek. Venus, Mars and Saturn in your communication zone could have you feeling as if people are making fun of you for some reason. They’re not. It’s all in your overly suspicious mind. You’re known to be somewhat of a domestic goddess so this week, cleaning out everything and anything (including gutters, drawers, your car, your garage) is actually enjoying. Just make sure you chuck out everything that needs chucking out. No sentimental breakdowns!
Leo (July 23 – August 23)
Your financial status is something that you are very aware of. You like bling and shiny new things and being broke isn’t an option for most of you. With bling queen Venus, Mars and Saturn bogged down in your cash flow and self-esteem zone this week; no doubt you are wishing you had more colourful stuff in your purse. Now’s a great time to take your old crap to a consignment shop. Your crap could be valuable to other people. Last but not least, be careful on the roads. Slow down. Take your time.
Virgo (August 24 – September 23)
Virgos rule this week! You are on the brink of having everything you ever wanted work out the way you want it to work out. Love maker Venus, instigator Mars, control freak Saturn and midweek the Moon all light up your sign. Just know that the Moon and Mars together can be compared to an artichoke – prickly on the outside, tender on the inside. Venus in your sign is like a magnet. You want him? Go get him. Same with a job, a flat, or a new bff.
Libra (September 24 – October 23)
You’re finding that you definitely do ‘reap what you sow’ Librans. Three major players in your past karma and self-conscious zone have you reeling in shock over all the things that have come ‘back to haunt you’ in some shape or form. Exe’s popping up out of the woodwork? Your old boss courting you to come back and work for him or her again? Finding out pictures of lovers that are forcing you to relive some very sweet and sour memories? Sorry girls but the hits will just keep on coming. Learn from this trip down memory lane.
Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)
Friendships and how you handle them and ‘work them’ is of utmost importance to you right now. Venus, Mars and Saturn hanging in your hopes, dreams and wishes zone makes you very aware of how important it is to surround yourself with positive and inspirational people. Leave the ‘Debbie downers’ at home and anyone who isn’t team YOU needs to be left alone too. You could decide to cut someone out of your life altogether this week/month too. Not an easy decision for you, but a very necessary one.
Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)
You’ll be an attention getter this week with Venus in your tenth house of career and social ambition. You’re the ‘go to’ person at work and for those of you thinking of jumping ship, this is a great time to do so. In fact, with Mars and Saturn in the same part of your chart, those of you with big dreams career wise really need to take advantage. Avoid sweating the small stuff this weekend and instead focus on the bigger picture (something you do well when you do it).
Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)
Single? Some of you could relaunch an old romance that failed to launch earlier. This week is one of extreme highs for you, which always bring with it a worry that you will crash and burn. This week is very much about details and being organized and precise. Tick, tick and another tick for you goats. Focus on the gifts you have (like a steel trap mind and memory) and become a mentor for someone in need (or who’s a bit of a dill!).
Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)
You’re the sign that most loves to learn new things and spread the word. So don’t take offense when your supervisor suggests you take a course or attend a boring seminar you’ve already attended. Knowledge is power and you have the gift of sharing your wisdom, so take it all as a compliment. Be careful with prickly neighbours this weekend. If someone has ‘beef’ with you, don’t let the conversation take a turn for the worst by putting your two cents worth in as well.
Pisces (February 20 – March 20)
Your friendships perk up this week and for those of you who haven’t really been clicking with people lately, this is a week to jump back into the ‘people pool’ again. Solo? Love is in the air – and what starts out as a friendship could quickly turn into something much more serious. Invite friends and family over this weekend for an impromptu, casual dinner. It’s been too long and it’s well and truly your turn to host. And it’s a way to forgive and forget something that happened too long ago to matter anymore.
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
Mel Gibson in denial. Saying he has evidence Oksana tried to extort money from him. 2 Capricorns going at it in full public view. Maybe she had to try to extort money Mel - considering you supposedly cut her off? She has 2 mouths to feed - yours and your baby girls. Plus she has a son by actor Timothy Dalton. In the future, stay away from actors girl! And don't sign anything! She signed some sort of weird prenup agreement for partners living together but not married. Under duress and 8 months pregnant. It means she gets nothing from Mel. Has to live off her credit cards and borrow money. Not cool. Feel sorry for Mel's grown kids who read about this in the papers and internet etc.
So what's in your stars this week? Enough with these raggedy celebs! LiLo's' going to jail, Mel's headed for rehab for anger management, whores are still coming out of the Tiger's closet and Chad Ochocinco's show last night was kinda embarrassing and degrading for women everywhere. He may look good but he's not a nice guy. The whole show is seedy.
Today's birthdays include Richard Simmons and Cheryl Ladd.
So what's in your stars this week? Read below. All will be revealed.
Aries (March 21 – April 20)
Probably one of the worst weeks of the year for you ahead with Venus, Mars, Saturn and the Moon all in Virgo, a nitpicky earthy Grinch and your sixth house of hard work, service to others, health and well-being. Feeling bloated? Feeling worthless? Eat yourself into a food coma and let others worry themselves into an early grave. You’ll be your own worst critic and all you can do is tell yourself ‘this too shall pass’ and do your best to crawl out of bed in the morning and go be someone’s slave for the day.
Taurus (April 21 – May 21)
You earthlings love structure, rules and regulations, so this week will be right up your cosmic alley, with Venus, Mars, Saturn and the Moon all cleaning up house in Virgo. Which happens to be your fellow earth sign and fifth house of romance, self-fulfillment and creativity. Your life is about to get a lot more ‘obvious’ and you will feel as if you have finally found your ‘niche’. Single? A Virgo man wants you and there’s nothing you can do about it but fall into line with him and let destiny lead you on a bold and beautiful adventure.
Gemini (May 22 – June 21)
Home is your haven for once this month, with Venus, Mars and Saturn enforcing a strict curfew/lockdown on you social butterflies. If your place is nothing more than a crash den, devoid of any personal effects or luxuries, now’s the time to spruce it up and start caring more about your surroundings. And do cut the fat from any overblown work projects that have taken on a life of their own. You’ve chopped and changed around enough. Rein your thought process in girls!
Cancer (June 22 – July 22)
Your sense of self is heightened midweek. Venus, Mars and Saturn in your communication zone could have you feeling as if people are making fun of you for some reason. They’re not. It’s all in your overly suspicious mind. You’re known to be somewhat of a domestic goddess so this week, cleaning out everything and anything (including gutters, drawers, your car, your garage) is actually enjoying. Just make sure you chuck out everything that needs chucking out. No sentimental breakdowns!
Leo (July 23 – August 23)
Your financial status is something that you are very aware of. You like bling and shiny new things and being broke isn’t an option for most of you. With bling queen Venus, Mars and Saturn bogged down in your cash flow and self-esteem zone this week; no doubt you are wishing you had more colourful stuff in your purse. Now’s a great time to take your old crap to a consignment shop. Your crap could be valuable to other people. Last but not least, be careful on the roads. Slow down. Take your time.
Virgo (August 24 – September 23)
Virgos rule this week! You are on the brink of having everything you ever wanted work out the way you want it to work out. Love maker Venus, instigator Mars, control freak Saturn and midweek the Moon all light up your sign. Just know that the Moon and Mars together can be compared to an artichoke – prickly on the outside, tender on the inside. Venus in your sign is like a magnet. You want him? Go get him. Same with a job, a flat, or a new bff.
Libra (September 24 – October 23)
You’re finding that you definitely do ‘reap what you sow’ Librans. Three major players in your past karma and self-conscious zone have you reeling in shock over all the things that have come ‘back to haunt you’ in some shape or form. Exe’s popping up out of the woodwork? Your old boss courting you to come back and work for him or her again? Finding out pictures of lovers that are forcing you to relive some very sweet and sour memories? Sorry girls but the hits will just keep on coming. Learn from this trip down memory lane.
Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)
Friendships and how you handle them and ‘work them’ is of utmost importance to you right now. Venus, Mars and Saturn hanging in your hopes, dreams and wishes zone makes you very aware of how important it is to surround yourself with positive and inspirational people. Leave the ‘Debbie downers’ at home and anyone who isn’t team YOU needs to be left alone too. You could decide to cut someone out of your life altogether this week/month too. Not an easy decision for you, but a very necessary one.
Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)
You’ll be an attention getter this week with Venus in your tenth house of career and social ambition. You’re the ‘go to’ person at work and for those of you thinking of jumping ship, this is a great time to do so. In fact, with Mars and Saturn in the same part of your chart, those of you with big dreams career wise really need to take advantage. Avoid sweating the small stuff this weekend and instead focus on the bigger picture (something you do well when you do it).
Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)
Single? Some of you could relaunch an old romance that failed to launch earlier. This week is one of extreme highs for you, which always bring with it a worry that you will crash and burn. This week is very much about details and being organized and precise. Tick, tick and another tick for you goats. Focus on the gifts you have (like a steel trap mind and memory) and become a mentor for someone in need (or who’s a bit of a dill!).
Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)
You’re the sign that most loves to learn new things and spread the word. So don’t take offense when your supervisor suggests you take a course or attend a boring seminar you’ve already attended. Knowledge is power and you have the gift of sharing your wisdom, so take it all as a compliment. Be careful with prickly neighbours this weekend. If someone has ‘beef’ with you, don’t let the conversation take a turn for the worst by putting your two cents worth in as well.
Pisces (February 20 – March 20)
Your friendships perk up this week and for those of you who haven’t really been clicking with people lately, this is a week to jump back into the ‘people pool’ again. Solo? Love is in the air – and what starts out as a friendship could quickly turn into something much more serious. Invite friends and family over this weekend for an impromptu, casual dinner. It’s been too long and it’s well and truly your turn to host. And it’s a way to forgive and forget something that happened too long ago to matter anymore.
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Sunday July 11, 2010
me and my main man Humpf enjoying a sunny spell in Pasadena...at least the pool was warm! Not long after this pic was taken, Humpf got stung by a bee and swelled up in the face - eyes shut tight and all. Lucky I had my calm Scorpio and Gemini next to me as I was all set to run to the vet on a Saturday night. The swelling was bad and Humpf was very upset and rubbing himself all over the place trying to work out what had happened to him. After a few hours the swelling went down, his eyes reopened and all was well with the world - again. Drama!
Runyon this morning - overcast, humid and busy. Leo ex Laker Rick Fox - ex hubby of Pisces Vanessa Williams too - jumped over Humpf and didn't break a sweat doing it - then again Humpf is pretty small!
I see that LiLo has fired her attorney and hired a new one in an attempt to find a way to get her off her 3 month jail sentence. Good luck with that LiLo. Pisces Carrie Underwood married her man while Pisces Emily Blunt and Libra Jon Krasinski also wed in Italy. 2 Pisces on the same day!
My girl from Melbourne Melissa the Gemini arrives today from NYC where she has had a 'blast'. Not quite sure if she is going to continue blasting in LA - Humpf and I in bed by 11pm! LOL. This will be 'quiet time' for her! Hopefully the weather will improve. It really has been a pretty miserable summer so far.
Today's birthdays include Lisa Rinna and Richie Sambora - both of who look like they've been stung by bees - too much plastic surgery birthday peeps!
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes.
Astrogirl
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
Saturday, July 10, 2010
Saturday July 10, 2010
Humphrey and his first haircut...it's all grown back now and he's a little dirty boy again...
Capricorn Mel Gibson is really in hot water now. William Morris have dropped his like a hot racist potato after more allegations and details came out about what he 'said'/screamed etc at his baby mumma fellow goat Oksana. He is really on the fast track to nowhere isn't he? Shame that it all went so horribly wrong for him but like fellow Capricorn Tiger Woods, he's only got himself to blame.
Taping him was below the belt but necessary for this women to prove once and for all to the world that Mel is a monster. Not only did he degrade Oksana but he threatened her life too.
Mel Gibson has been recorded using racist language in a foul mouthed tirade against Oksana Grigorieva, the mother of his nine month old daughter.
Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva are locked in a custody dispute over the child.
Gibson, 54, was reported to have ranted at her: “You’re an embarrassment to me. You look like a ——- pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n—— it will be your fault.”
The tapes have been ordered to be sealed by a judge in the case but Radar, the celebrity website, claimed to have heard them.
Gibson was also said to have shouted; “How dare you act like such a bitch when I have been so ——- nice?
“I am going to come and burn the ——- house down. But you will —- me first.”
The Oscar-winning director and actor was also said to have called Miss Grigorieva, 40, a “whore” and “——- fake.”
The celebrity website TMZ also said it had confirmed the remarks on the tapes. It claimed Miss Grigorieva also has a series of explosive emails from the star.
Last month both Gibson and Miss Grigorieva took out restraining orders against each other.
Gibson’s lawyer has previously accused Miss Grigorieva of “deceitful conduct” in the custody battle and of making “sensationalist allegations.” In 2006 Gibson, the star of Mad Max and Braveheart, shocked the world when he launched an anti-Semitic rant after being arrested for drink driving.
According to an arrest report Gibson, who directed The Passion of the Christ, was belligerent and said: “——- Jews.
And now you're agentless in LA Mel. You're done. Think Taurus Chris Brown done.
Happy 30th birthday to Jessica Simpson. She's dating footballer Eric Johnson - a Virgo and a good match for her. Earth and water make mud and mud sticks.
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
xoxo
Capricorn Mel Gibson is really in hot water now. William Morris have dropped his like a hot racist potato after more allegations and details came out about what he 'said'/screamed etc at his baby mumma fellow goat Oksana. He is really on the fast track to nowhere isn't he? Shame that it all went so horribly wrong for him but like fellow Capricorn Tiger Woods, he's only got himself to blame.
Taping him was below the belt but necessary for this women to prove once and for all to the world that Mel is a monster. Not only did he degrade Oksana but he threatened her life too.
Mel Gibson has been recorded using racist language in a foul mouthed tirade against Oksana Grigorieva, the mother of his nine month old daughter.
Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva are locked in a custody dispute over the child.
Gibson, 54, was reported to have ranted at her: “You’re an embarrassment to me. You look like a ——- pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n—— it will be your fault.”
The tapes have been ordered to be sealed by a judge in the case but Radar, the celebrity website, claimed to have heard them.
Gibson was also said to have shouted; “How dare you act like such a bitch when I have been so ——- nice?
“I am going to come and burn the ——- house down. But you will —- me first.”
The Oscar-winning director and actor was also said to have called Miss Grigorieva, 40, a “whore” and “——- fake.”
The celebrity website TMZ also said it had confirmed the remarks on the tapes. It claimed Miss Grigorieva also has a series of explosive emails from the star.
Last month both Gibson and Miss Grigorieva took out restraining orders against each other.
Gibson’s lawyer has previously accused Miss Grigorieva of “deceitful conduct” in the custody battle and of making “sensationalist allegations.” In 2006 Gibson, the star of Mad Max and Braveheart, shocked the world when he launched an anti-Semitic rant after being arrested for drink driving.
According to an arrest report Gibson, who directed The Passion of the Christ, was belligerent and said: “——- Jews.
And now you're agentless in LA Mel. You're done. Think Taurus Chris Brown done.
Happy 30th birthday to Jessica Simpson. She's dating footballer Eric Johnson - a Virgo and a good match for her. Earth and water make mud and mud sticks.
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
xoxo
Friday, July 9, 2010
Friday July 9, 2010
2 Aquarians - Daphne and Humphrey having fun in the sun in Pasadena...I think Humpf was barking...again..i have just ordered a sensor thingy to shut him up...we shall see - I blame the Maltese in him...they're yappers...
Lunching and quaffing vino at The Grove yesterday I spied 'Talk Soup' and 'Community' star - Scorpio - Joel McHale coming out of a shop and looking more than a little pissed. We get it Joel. You're a big star now and can't be bothered with the 'little people'. A few words of advice - don't shop at the Grove! It's a very busy place and there are lots of people there seeking a glimpse of a celebrity. Send a minion to do your shopping maybe?
I saw 'Twilight' - finally - the Eclipse - loved it - must be amazing to be a part of that franchise! Definitely I am team Edward. Rob Pattinson is so charming, tall and handsome. A Taurus like George Clooney, he has a softness and natural way of being that appeals to everyone.
I see Libra Kim Kardashian is acting as a provider for hot mess Cancer Lindsay Lohan - dropping off Chinese food to her and being a support for her. Why? Why are people pandering to this trainwreck? People would give their right arm to be in her situation. To have the fame and fortune she has. Not to mention the talent. Yet she squandered it. I do feel sorry for her in that her parents are crazy and they continue to prop her up and make money off her fame. But we all have stories of parents who weren't available or healthy in some way or another - and were not all drunk driving and doing drugs and hooked on prescription pills. Or showing up 8 hours late to photo shoots and movie shoots and all the other things LiLo has wracked up on her resume of late.
Don't understand the connection between Kim and LiLo at all. Would suggest Kim stay away from that mess. Her and her family aren't fans of sister Kourtney's man Scott - who enjoys a drink or six..so why be in cahoots with a drug addict? Kim doesn't drink much alcohol at all - she is basically a non drinker - so once again why she would want to be around such a negative influence is beyond me.
Today's birthdays include Tom Hanks, Courtney Love & Jimmy Smits.
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
Lunching and quaffing vino at The Grove yesterday I spied 'Talk Soup' and 'Community' star - Scorpio - Joel McHale coming out of a shop and looking more than a little pissed. We get it Joel. You're a big star now and can't be bothered with the 'little people'. A few words of advice - don't shop at the Grove! It's a very busy place and there are lots of people there seeking a glimpse of a celebrity. Send a minion to do your shopping maybe?
I saw 'Twilight' - finally - the Eclipse - loved it - must be amazing to be a part of that franchise! Definitely I am team Edward. Rob Pattinson is so charming, tall and handsome. A Taurus like George Clooney, he has a softness and natural way of being that appeals to everyone.
I see Libra Kim Kardashian is acting as a provider for hot mess Cancer Lindsay Lohan - dropping off Chinese food to her and being a support for her. Why? Why are people pandering to this trainwreck? People would give their right arm to be in her situation. To have the fame and fortune she has. Not to mention the talent. Yet she squandered it. I do feel sorry for her in that her parents are crazy and they continue to prop her up and make money off her fame. But we all have stories of parents who weren't available or healthy in some way or another - and were not all drunk driving and doing drugs and hooked on prescription pills. Or showing up 8 hours late to photo shoots and movie shoots and all the other things LiLo has wracked up on her resume of late.
Don't understand the connection between Kim and LiLo at all. Would suggest Kim stay away from that mess. Her and her family aren't fans of sister Kourtney's man Scott - who enjoys a drink or six..so why be in cahoots with a drug addict? Kim doesn't drink much alcohol at all - she is basically a non drinker - so once again why she would want to be around such a negative influence is beyond me.
Today's birthdays include Tom Hanks, Courtney Love & Jimmy Smits.
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Thursday July 8, 2010
cutie patooties - both of em! Scorpio Michelle and Aquarius ladies man Humphrey B Bear, who has taken to sand surfing down the hills at Runyon...i call it the landslide effect...as he's trying to cause one for sure! he's such a boy! And he's thoroughly spoilt of course!
Not one is that upset Cancer Lindsay Lohan has landed in so much hot water and is going to jail. No one seems to care either. She has burnt more than one of her many bridges and with her F*UCK nail she really made everyone roll their eyes in disgust.
Emmy Awards announced today with the adorable Cancer Sofia Veraga announcing the nominees. She is beyond a sexy mumma...and is a natural blonde...she dyes her hair darker because that's what people want - blond sexy Spanish women don't work as well as dark sexy Spanish women...and she's probably right!
Over the weekend a New Moon/solar eclipse in Cancer focuses on starting new projects that involve women and new projects - like restaurants and real estate.
Today's birthdays include Kevin Bacon, Beck, Sophia Bush and Jaden Smith who's breaking box office records with his 'Karate Kid' movie.
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
Not one is that upset Cancer Lindsay Lohan has landed in so much hot water and is going to jail. No one seems to care either. She has burnt more than one of her many bridges and with her F*UCK nail she really made everyone roll their eyes in disgust.
Emmy Awards announced today with the adorable Cancer Sofia Veraga announcing the nominees. She is beyond a sexy mumma...and is a natural blonde...she dyes her hair darker because that's what people want - blond sexy Spanish women don't work as well as dark sexy Spanish women...and she's probably right!
Over the weekend a New Moon/solar eclipse in Cancer focuses on starting new projects that involve women and new projects - like restaurants and real estate.
Today's birthdays include Kevin Bacon, Beck, Sophia Bush and Jaden Smith who's breaking box office records with his 'Karate Kid' movie.
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Wednesday July 7, 2010
Auntie Susanne - Leo - and Aquarius Humphrey - he was so little!
Cancerian Lindsay Lohan is going to the pokey - and for 3 months! Talk at the Hollywood dog park was of nothing else but her demise. Weve known it was coming...and daddy Michael Lohan was in court, crying, before being whisked away in a limo. Michael seems to think the 'system failed her'. What about her PARENTS??? And what happened to his fiance Kate Major? he's got a new girlfriend now...whatever - why do these women date him?
Doubt she will do 3 months hard time. The LA jails are overcrowded and Aquarius Paris Hilton didn't serve her full time due to overcrowding. They should put LL in jail today - not July 20 - she's a danger to herself. And LL what's with the rude message on your nail? Seriously? What's wrong with you? (LOaded question for sure).
Last season's bachelorette Jillian Michaels and her pick Ed have split. The Bachelor franchise stressing for sure. Jake and Vienna, Jillian and Ed. All in the same time frame. Not good for ratings for sure.
Sad news that Kelsey Grammer and his wife have split, apparently over Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Camille wants her time to shine and Kelsey is very much against the show, so they have split. Very sad - they have been married 13 years and 2 kids. Shame they couldn't work it out.
Lindsay please behave yourself and get yourself ready for the clink! Dye that terrible blond hair back to your natural red/brunette and take the 3 months to read, relax, dry out and reflect on the life you have destroyed. You're a young girl and you can recover from this. Pisces Drew Barrymore did. She ought to be your role model.
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Tuesday July 6, 2010
there she is - the Hollywood sign - and it's sunny! Quite amazing - it's been cold, damp and miserable in LA for some time now...as they sweat it out back East 103 degrees in NYC! Can you imagine?
So what did we all think of the Bachelor/ette last night? Ali's time with her 5 remaining men was rushed in order to fulfill our need to see Jake and Vienna hate on each other on the couch, with an uncomfortable looking Chris Harrison trying to ask sensible questions...
Aquarius Jake is as hard as nails - as hard as his rock hard abs. He's really OFF - he's cold and yes he seems mean. I'm on team Vienna after last night. I think the whole reason Jake was so pissed off with Vienna is that she pocketed $100,000 from her tell all interview and he got nothing. We all know he's a fame whore, but he's a cheap bastard too. He feels he's been supporting Vienna while she's been here in LA supporting him...so he's probably feeling as is she should hand over the money! She is way too young to be engaged or even in a relationship. Her immaturity came through last night bigtime. She's been married once before already! Leave the boys alone Vienna and focus on YOU. However I do feel that what she says is more truth than non truths. Apparently the producers begged her to do ANOTHER follow up show after last night and she wanted $150,000 to do it! You go girl!
Jake - you're in the right place in the right business. You're cold and hard enough to deal with the cultural vacuum that is LA and with the plastic fantastic people that live here. LA is a city without a soul. You Jake have no soul. A perfect match.
I have come to the realization that I am invisible here in LA. My 18 years in NYC spoilt me. Men actually took notice of me in NY. Here I am too fat, too old, too...whatever. Going out in NY, men would always buy me and my friends a drink or at least talk to us. Not here. Everyone exists in their bubble and are out for what they can get. Not a good fit for me at all. I love the weather but that's about it. It's a beautiful place full of empty souls. Sad.
Speaking of sad, Cancers George Michael and Lindsay Lohan can't seem to get it sorted. George is drunk driving again and LL looks like she's headed to rehab or jail or the nunnery yet again...
Today's birthdays include Sly Stallone and 50c.
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
So what did we all think of the Bachelor/ette last night? Ali's time with her 5 remaining men was rushed in order to fulfill our need to see Jake and Vienna hate on each other on the couch, with an uncomfortable looking Chris Harrison trying to ask sensible questions...
Aquarius Jake is as hard as nails - as hard as his rock hard abs. He's really OFF - he's cold and yes he seems mean. I'm on team Vienna after last night. I think the whole reason Jake was so pissed off with Vienna is that she pocketed $100,000 from her tell all interview and he got nothing. We all know he's a fame whore, but he's a cheap bastard too. He feels he's been supporting Vienna while she's been here in LA supporting him...so he's probably feeling as is she should hand over the money! She is way too young to be engaged or even in a relationship. Her immaturity came through last night bigtime. She's been married once before already! Leave the boys alone Vienna and focus on YOU. However I do feel that what she says is more truth than non truths. Apparently the producers begged her to do ANOTHER follow up show after last night and she wanted $150,000 to do it! You go girl!
Jake - you're in the right place in the right business. You're cold and hard enough to deal with the cultural vacuum that is LA and with the plastic fantastic people that live here. LA is a city without a soul. You Jake have no soul. A perfect match.
I have come to the realization that I am invisible here in LA. My 18 years in NYC spoilt me. Men actually took notice of me in NY. Here I am too fat, too old, too...whatever. Going out in NY, men would always buy me and my friends a drink or at least talk to us. Not here. Everyone exists in their bubble and are out for what they can get. Not a good fit for me at all. I love the weather but that's about it. It's a beautiful place full of empty souls. Sad.
Speaking of sad, Cancers George Michael and Lindsay Lohan can't seem to get it sorted. George is drunk driving again and LL looks like she's headed to rehab or jail or the nunnery yet again...
Today's birthdays include Sly Stallone and 50c.
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
Monday, July 5, 2010
Monday July 5, 2010
why so serious Humpf? He's probably worried about tonight's Bachelorette - with stupid cold hearted snake Jake the Aquarius and weepy, sensitive Pisces Vienna cutting into our girl Ali's time with her guys! How much $$$$ do you think the producers of the Bachelor paid Jake and V to appear on tonight's show? Alot. I don't think Jake comes cheap these days and now that Florida Vienna has had a taste of the rich and famous lifestyle...she will want the big bucks too.
Can't wait to see what unfolds! Jake is the epitome of an Aquarius. Emotionally detached, cool, some would say even cruel, while Pisces Vienna is emotional, sensitive and so willing and ready to be in love - even if that love is/was never returned. Jake picked Vienna due to the fact that everyone hated her on the show! Not becuase he loved her. He might have wanted to have sex with her for a few months...but apparently he didn't even want to do that!
So all eyes on the Bachelorette tonight at 8pm, as well as getting to see Jake angry and maybe even showing some sort of emotion!! The talk continues that Jake is gay. Give it a while and see if he doesn't come out of the closet in some sort of prime time special...he has to keep interest in him alive so he can stay out of the friendly skies flying planes and fulfill his wish of becoming 'an 'actor'.
Today's birthday is Huey Lewis!
So it's Monday and even though it's a holiday...Astrogirl is still working to bring you your weekly stars...
Aries (March 21 – April 20)
Uranus changes direction this week, leaving your sign and lingering in retrograde territory for a while. With Mars and Saturn in your sixth house of hard work, the time to knuckle down is well and truly here. Plus the time to cop some criticism and take it on the chin has arrived. Cattiness is in! Sunday’s solar eclipse in your home and family zone helps clear up a long held misunderstanding with a family member. Let it go girls. You’ve got your pound of flesh.
Taurus (April 21 – May 21)
Take off this weekend if you can with Sunday’s solar eclipse encouraging you to see some sights and relax. Even if you spend one night in a different bed (with someone different perhaps?), you’ll feel revitalized. And while your job situation may seem super stressful to you, it’s actually a great time for you to make moves. Saturn and Mars in your self-fulfillment and creative zone has you coming up with brilliant ideas, impressing your bosses and blowing coworkers minds. Watch for jealousy to ruin everything later on…
Gemini (May 22 – June 21)
Usually the busy bee of the zodiac, you’ll be busiest at home this week and throughout the month. Now’s the time to clear out your closets, your garage, your car and your handbag and bring everything back to basics. ‘Less is more and just a dab will do’ is your motto to live by over the next few weeks girls. Financially you will start to feel things are finally picking up thanks to the energy of Sunday’s solar eclipse in your money zone. That doesn’t mean you replace all the stuff you threw out with new purchases!
Cancer (June 22 – July 22)
Get set to thrive over the next few weeks and months! That’s the loud and clear message the Universe is sending you this weekend, with the New Moon/solar eclipse in your sign. Tap into this fresh lunar energy directed your way and set an ambitious path of personal achievement and new directions for the next twelve months. You’ll get the benefit of Mars (aligned with the New Moon) and all the initiative and incentive it represents. Brainstorm your way to success!
Leo (July 23 – August 23)
Mars in your self-esteem zone is working your very last nerve. You’re expecting way too much of yourself right now. Beating up on yourself comes naturally, but when you turn your attention to others, it’s not so nice. Stop projecting your shortcomings, fears and insecurities on others. Instead, realize what you need to change about yourself or work on and just do it. Stop getting up in everyone else’s business and focus on making you better than ever! You’re losing friends faster than you realize.
Virgo (August 24 – September 23)
July is friendship month and with busy Mars in your sign, you have the energy required to keep up with all of your various social commitments. Favourable planetary alignments this week including Sunday’s solar eclipse bring with it a chance to reconnect with old friends as well as make new friends. Something that isn’t easy for you as you tend to stick to ‘the tried and true’. Just make sure you aren’t projecting your wants and needs onto others who are just plugging along minding their business.
Libra (September 24 – October 23)
Your career (or perhaps lack of one) comes under scrutiny this week with a solar eclipse shining on your tenth house along with the Sun in the same part of your chart. Do whatever needs to be done in order to get ahead and flourish. Lucky Jupiter in your relationship zone helps out too. Someone takes a liking to you and could very well put in the right word with the right person at the right time. A new dating relationship could be on shaky ground. Don’t put too much work into it just yet.
Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)
Make networking one of your top priorities this week and throughout July. Schmooze it up with anyone who might have something to offer you. Do keep your personal life separate from your home life however. You usually do, but be even more aware of it. Once Venus kicks into high gear in your career zone next week, there’s no stopping your rise to the tippy top. Job hunting? Send out as many c.v.’s as possible. Also be willing to listen to an offer from your current job.
Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)
Money and the way you spend it and use it is coming under cosmic fire this week and throughout July. Sunday’s solar eclipse in your eighth house of joint resources has you wondering whether you can afford to get rid of your flatmate and go it alone, or finally pay back your ‘loan’ to your parents/sibling. Be thrifty and save and check all financial statements. A raise is very possible for some of you. Make sure you are super appreciative when a bone gets thrown your way.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)
Your relationships get a nice boost from this weekend’s solar eclipse. Close ties deepen and a pretty new love connection could heat up. You’ll also have a chance to add new faces to your circle, possibly while traveling. Some of you could reconnect with an ex -the one that got away and this time, you have more of the power. Your ruler Saturn is getting ready to leave the safety net of Virgo later this month. Career and or domestic change is on your cosmic horizon.
Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)
All your hard work is finally paying off. Your good deeds (and even your minor mess ups) are being recognized and appreciated. Heading back to school or taking a course is something that will put you in the front running for a big promotion. Sunday’s solar eclipse in your hard work zone is also a great day for those of you looking to jump off a sinking ship to find a new and exciting job. And finally, get your lazy bum to the gym or for a long walk around the block!
Pisces (February 20 – March 20)
Romance is in the air – but it could be a little tricky to start off with. A Cancer you already ‘kind of know’ could literally steal your heart when you’re not looking. You’re the social bee of the zodiac right now. You can lie on the couch and watch TV any time. If you’re invited, go! Hosting a dinner party is also something you’ll enjoy doing. Mars and Saturn in your relationship zone continue to guide you towards people who make you a better person.
Can't wait to see what unfolds! Jake is the epitome of an Aquarius. Emotionally detached, cool, some would say even cruel, while Pisces Vienna is emotional, sensitive and so willing and ready to be in love - even if that love is/was never returned. Jake picked Vienna due to the fact that everyone hated her on the show! Not becuase he loved her. He might have wanted to have sex with her for a few months...but apparently he didn't even want to do that!
So all eyes on the Bachelorette tonight at 8pm, as well as getting to see Jake angry and maybe even showing some sort of emotion!! The talk continues that Jake is gay. Give it a while and see if he doesn't come out of the closet in some sort of prime time special...he has to keep interest in him alive so he can stay out of the friendly skies flying planes and fulfill his wish of becoming 'an 'actor'.
Today's birthday is Huey Lewis!
So it's Monday and even though it's a holiday...Astrogirl is still working to bring you your weekly stars...
Aries (March 21 – April 20)
Uranus changes direction this week, leaving your sign and lingering in retrograde territory for a while. With Mars and Saturn in your sixth house of hard work, the time to knuckle down is well and truly here. Plus the time to cop some criticism and take it on the chin has arrived. Cattiness is in! Sunday’s solar eclipse in your home and family zone helps clear up a long held misunderstanding with a family member. Let it go girls. You’ve got your pound of flesh.
Taurus (April 21 – May 21)
Take off this weekend if you can with Sunday’s solar eclipse encouraging you to see some sights and relax. Even if you spend one night in a different bed (with someone different perhaps?), you’ll feel revitalized. And while your job situation may seem super stressful to you, it’s actually a great time for you to make moves. Saturn and Mars in your self-fulfillment and creative zone has you coming up with brilliant ideas, impressing your bosses and blowing coworkers minds. Watch for jealousy to ruin everything later on…
Gemini (May 22 – June 21)
Usually the busy bee of the zodiac, you’ll be busiest at home this week and throughout the month. Now’s the time to clear out your closets, your garage, your car and your handbag and bring everything back to basics. ‘Less is more and just a dab will do’ is your motto to live by over the next few weeks girls. Financially you will start to feel things are finally picking up thanks to the energy of Sunday’s solar eclipse in your money zone. That doesn’t mean you replace all the stuff you threw out with new purchases!
Cancer (June 22 – July 22)
Get set to thrive over the next few weeks and months! That’s the loud and clear message the Universe is sending you this weekend, with the New Moon/solar eclipse in your sign. Tap into this fresh lunar energy directed your way and set an ambitious path of personal achievement and new directions for the next twelve months. You’ll get the benefit of Mars (aligned with the New Moon) and all the initiative and incentive it represents. Brainstorm your way to success!
Leo (July 23 – August 23)
Mars in your self-esteem zone is working your very last nerve. You’re expecting way too much of yourself right now. Beating up on yourself comes naturally, but when you turn your attention to others, it’s not so nice. Stop projecting your shortcomings, fears and insecurities on others. Instead, realize what you need to change about yourself or work on and just do it. Stop getting up in everyone else’s business and focus on making you better than ever! You’re losing friends faster than you realize.
Virgo (August 24 – September 23)
July is friendship month and with busy Mars in your sign, you have the energy required to keep up with all of your various social commitments. Favourable planetary alignments this week including Sunday’s solar eclipse bring with it a chance to reconnect with old friends as well as make new friends. Something that isn’t easy for you as you tend to stick to ‘the tried and true’. Just make sure you aren’t projecting your wants and needs onto others who are just plugging along minding their business.
Libra (September 24 – October 23)
Your career (or perhaps lack of one) comes under scrutiny this week with a solar eclipse shining on your tenth house along with the Sun in the same part of your chart. Do whatever needs to be done in order to get ahead and flourish. Lucky Jupiter in your relationship zone helps out too. Someone takes a liking to you and could very well put in the right word with the right person at the right time. A new dating relationship could be on shaky ground. Don’t put too much work into it just yet.
Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)
Make networking one of your top priorities this week and throughout July. Schmooze it up with anyone who might have something to offer you. Do keep your personal life separate from your home life however. You usually do, but be even more aware of it. Once Venus kicks into high gear in your career zone next week, there’s no stopping your rise to the tippy top. Job hunting? Send out as many c.v.’s as possible. Also be willing to listen to an offer from your current job.
Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)
Money and the way you spend it and use it is coming under cosmic fire this week and throughout July. Sunday’s solar eclipse in your eighth house of joint resources has you wondering whether you can afford to get rid of your flatmate and go it alone, or finally pay back your ‘loan’ to your parents/sibling. Be thrifty and save and check all financial statements. A raise is very possible for some of you. Make sure you are super appreciative when a bone gets thrown your way.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)
Your relationships get a nice boost from this weekend’s solar eclipse. Close ties deepen and a pretty new love connection could heat up. You’ll also have a chance to add new faces to your circle, possibly while traveling. Some of you could reconnect with an ex -the one that got away and this time, you have more of the power. Your ruler Saturn is getting ready to leave the safety net of Virgo later this month. Career and or domestic change is on your cosmic horizon.
Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)
All your hard work is finally paying off. Your good deeds (and even your minor mess ups) are being recognized and appreciated. Heading back to school or taking a course is something that will put you in the front running for a big promotion. Sunday’s solar eclipse in your hard work zone is also a great day for those of you looking to jump off a sinking ship to find a new and exciting job. And finally, get your lazy bum to the gym or for a long walk around the block!
Pisces (February 20 – March 20)
Romance is in the air – but it could be a little tricky to start off with. A Cancer you already ‘kind of know’ could literally steal your heart when you’re not looking. You’re the social bee of the zodiac right now. You can lie on the couch and watch TV any time. If you’re invited, go! Hosting a dinner party is also something you’ll enjoy doing. Mars and Saturn in your relationship zone continue to guide you towards people who make you a better person.
Sunday, July 4, 2010
Sunday July 4, 2010
Happy 4th of July - this is a picture from Carmel - beautiful part of the world...
The press and the paparazzi are quiet today - it's the birthday of the USA and everyone is sleeping in, behaving themselves!
I see the next season of the Terrell Owens show starts next week - they have been filming at Runyon for months. Entourage, Hung and the Bachelorette still getting my big ol booty on the couch every week!
Check out my website for a monthly report on your sign - http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
today's birthdays include Malia Obama, George Steinbrenner & Geraldo Rivera.
Till tomorrow and your weekly forecast,
Astrogirl
The press and the paparazzi are quiet today - it's the birthday of the USA and everyone is sleeping in, behaving themselves!
I see the next season of the Terrell Owens show starts next week - they have been filming at Runyon for months. Entourage, Hung and the Bachelorette still getting my big ol booty on the couch every week!
Check out my website for a monthly report on your sign - http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
today's birthdays include Malia Obama, George Steinbrenner & Geraldo Rivera.
Till tomorrow and your weekly forecast,
Astrogirl
Saturday, July 3, 2010
Saturday July 3, 2010
my little baby is all grown up now...5 months old..and had his first haircut...
So what's in store in July? It's an intense month for sure. Uranus and Jupiter both retrograde in Aries, the first sign of the zodiac. Let's have a look at what the month of July holds and who is going to be most affected in my July celebscope...
BY ASTROGIRL
So who’s a Crab? Just be looking at our list below you’ll know just how emotional/sensitive and needy these celebs are. All Cancer hallmarks.
* Jessica Simpson
* Tom Cruise
* Courtney Love
* Kevin Bacon
* Lindsay Lohan
* Adrien Grenier
* Ed Westwick
* Lisa Rinna
* 50c
* Gisele Bunchen
* Vin Diesel
* Will Ferrell
* Pam Anderson
* Missy Elliott
* David Hasselhoff
As you can see from the above list of characters, Cancers are a very emotional bunch! Lindsay Lohan, Tom Cruise, David Hasselhoff and hot mess Courtney Love. We can’t help but be drawn to Cancers though. Princess Diana was a Cancer and she really tugged at our heart strings. And still does, many years after she passed. No one has and no one will ever replace her as the media darling and Princess. She was on the cover of every magazine – week in and week out - in Australia, Europe and even the States. Her son William is a Cancer (a cusper) and he too is very sensitive looking and desperately shy, where as his brother Harry, a Scorpio, is much more aggressive and confident.
July is a tricky month. Saturn, the planet of focus and discipline moves into Libra, the planet of balance and harmony. Saturn has spent the last 2 years in Virgo, an earth sign – very strong and detailed oriented. In Libra, Saturn is going to allow itself to be much more easy going and go with the flow and that is going to help everyone.
Libran celebs who will really find Saturn’s presence a good thing are Susan Sarandon – who separated from her partner of many years Tim Robbins – a fellow Libran. She is going to feel much freer to do the things she wants to do going forward. Gwyneth Paltrow will come to a decision about her often rocky marriage to stay at home grumbly Pisces Chris Martin. Very different personalities and you rarely see them together anymore.
Gwen Stefani is supposedly pregnant with her 3rd child and due this year even – congrats to her if it’s confirmed and what a great year for a Libran to have a baby!
Uranus and Jupiter, the planets of unexpected happenings and good luck both go out of phase in Aries. All sorts of calamities are going to hit home in Aries land. Russell Crowe, Alec Baldwin, Mariah Carey and Jennifer Garner to name just a few Aries that spring to mind.
However it’s CAPRICORNS who seem to be going through the roughest year of all. Mel Gibon and his Russian baby mumma Oksana, also a Capricorn. Tiger Woods and Elin – both goats and heading for a very expensive divorce. Mel and Oksana have both taken out restraining orders against each other with Oksana now claiming Mel gives her $0 towards the baby and that he knocked some of her teeth out! Vicious and very public. Mel must wish he would have stayed married to long suffering ex wife of 20 plus years Robyn!
Taurus Chris Brown, the ex boyfriend of Aquarian songstress Rihanna is attempting yet another comeback. He appeared on the BET Awards last night (Black Entertainment Television) and did an amazing tribute to recently passed Virgo Michael Jackson – but then lost it on stage and sobbed like a baby. By why was he crying and so upset everyone asked? His loss of his career perhaps? Knowing the BET Awards were his last shot? Knowing that a lot of the audience were wondering what the hell he was doing on stage? Or was he really upset about the passing of MJ? He’s a 21 year old kid. MJ was a 50 year old man. And yes he was a superstar but way before Chris Brown’s time. So it’s hard to really know what was up with the waterworks…
Prince was honoured with the Lifetime Achievement Award at the BET Awards. He looks like he’s 15! Seriously. He’s a funny little guy…Gemini – the Peter Pan of the zodiac. He’s 52! And he hasn’t got a line on his face. He’s currently dating 33 year old Bria Valente – one of the most amazing creatures you have ever seen! A goddess! He only dates the most beautiful women – remember Mayte Garcia he was married to? He kind of leans towards women She dated Libra Tommy Lee for a while..going from Prince to Tommy Lee…
Lindsay Lohan’s family just got busted using her VIP Carvel ice-cream card for themselves – without LL’s permission! Dina Lohan was asked not to use the card anymore. Cheapskates! Can LL’s life get any crazier? From her singlet wearing dad (who’s engaged to Kate Majors who used to date Aries loser Jon Goselin), to her mum who steals her VIP ice cream card and uses it!
Juries out on Gemini Russell Brand and Scorpio Katy Perry. Hard for a man to change his life that much. No booze, no drugs, no other women…expect her…it’s all good now while they’re madly in love but how long before he goes back to his wandering penis ways? As for Aries Kristen Stewart and Taurus Rob Pattinson…are they or aren’t they? Enough with the teasing. Is this a publicity stunt like Aquarius Jennifer Aniston and Capricorn Gerard Butler? If so, it’s very embarrassing for all involved.
I see that Leo Sandra Bullock’s divorce is finalized from disgusting Aries Jesse James. All very sad though. A good example of a bad boy turned good turned really bad again.
Sagittarius Miley Cyrus is proving that she is happy to follow in her fellow Sag footsteps of Sag slags Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. Cover up child! Way too young to be so provocative. But then again, Britney and Christina did it and Christina is still doing it.
Aries Lady GaGa getting a lot of backlash lately with her latest antics. She’s been showing up at the Yankees baseball stadium drunk, in her underwear and carrying on in Taurus Jerry Seinfeld’s VIP box. What’s wrong with people? Oh yeh…fame. Money. And copying Madonna’s every move.
Till tomorrow,
Keep your ears and eyes open,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
xoxo
So what's in store in July? It's an intense month for sure. Uranus and Jupiter both retrograde in Aries, the first sign of the zodiac. Let's have a look at what the month of July holds and who is going to be most affected in my July celebscope...
BY ASTROGIRL
So who’s a Crab? Just be looking at our list below you’ll know just how emotional/sensitive and needy these celebs are. All Cancer hallmarks.
* Jessica Simpson
* Tom Cruise
* Courtney Love
* Kevin Bacon
* Lindsay Lohan
* Adrien Grenier
* Ed Westwick
* Lisa Rinna
* 50c
* Gisele Bunchen
* Vin Diesel
* Will Ferrell
* Pam Anderson
* Missy Elliott
* David Hasselhoff
As you can see from the above list of characters, Cancers are a very emotional bunch! Lindsay Lohan, Tom Cruise, David Hasselhoff and hot mess Courtney Love. We can’t help but be drawn to Cancers though. Princess Diana was a Cancer and she really tugged at our heart strings. And still does, many years after she passed. No one has and no one will ever replace her as the media darling and Princess. She was on the cover of every magazine – week in and week out - in Australia, Europe and even the States. Her son William is a Cancer (a cusper) and he too is very sensitive looking and desperately shy, where as his brother Harry, a Scorpio, is much more aggressive and confident.
July is a tricky month. Saturn, the planet of focus and discipline moves into Libra, the planet of balance and harmony. Saturn has spent the last 2 years in Virgo, an earth sign – very strong and detailed oriented. In Libra, Saturn is going to allow itself to be much more easy going and go with the flow and that is going to help everyone.
Libran celebs who will really find Saturn’s presence a good thing are Susan Sarandon – who separated from her partner of many years Tim Robbins – a fellow Libran. She is going to feel much freer to do the things she wants to do going forward. Gwyneth Paltrow will come to a decision about her often rocky marriage to stay at home grumbly Pisces Chris Martin. Very different personalities and you rarely see them together anymore.
Gwen Stefani is supposedly pregnant with her 3rd child and due this year even – congrats to her if it’s confirmed and what a great year for a Libran to have a baby!
Uranus and Jupiter, the planets of unexpected happenings and good luck both go out of phase in Aries. All sorts of calamities are going to hit home in Aries land. Russell Crowe, Alec Baldwin, Mariah Carey and Jennifer Garner to name just a few Aries that spring to mind.
However it’s CAPRICORNS who seem to be going through the roughest year of all. Mel Gibon and his Russian baby mumma Oksana, also a Capricorn. Tiger Woods and Elin – both goats and heading for a very expensive divorce. Mel and Oksana have both taken out restraining orders against each other with Oksana now claiming Mel gives her $0 towards the baby and that he knocked some of her teeth out! Vicious and very public. Mel must wish he would have stayed married to long suffering ex wife of 20 plus years Robyn!
Taurus Chris Brown, the ex boyfriend of Aquarian songstress Rihanna is attempting yet another comeback. He appeared on the BET Awards last night (Black Entertainment Television) and did an amazing tribute to recently passed Virgo Michael Jackson – but then lost it on stage and sobbed like a baby. By why was he crying and so upset everyone asked? His loss of his career perhaps? Knowing the BET Awards were his last shot? Knowing that a lot of the audience were wondering what the hell he was doing on stage? Or was he really upset about the passing of MJ? He’s a 21 year old kid. MJ was a 50 year old man. And yes he was a superstar but way before Chris Brown’s time. So it’s hard to really know what was up with the waterworks…
Prince was honoured with the Lifetime Achievement Award at the BET Awards. He looks like he’s 15! Seriously. He’s a funny little guy…Gemini – the Peter Pan of the zodiac. He’s 52! And he hasn’t got a line on his face. He’s currently dating 33 year old Bria Valente – one of the most amazing creatures you have ever seen! A goddess! He only dates the most beautiful women – remember Mayte Garcia he was married to? He kind of leans towards women She dated Libra Tommy Lee for a while..going from Prince to Tommy Lee…
Lindsay Lohan’s family just got busted using her VIP Carvel ice-cream card for themselves – without LL’s permission! Dina Lohan was asked not to use the card anymore. Cheapskates! Can LL’s life get any crazier? From her singlet wearing dad (who’s engaged to Kate Majors who used to date Aries loser Jon Goselin), to her mum who steals her VIP ice cream card and uses it!
Juries out on Gemini Russell Brand and Scorpio Katy Perry. Hard for a man to change his life that much. No booze, no drugs, no other women…expect her…it’s all good now while they’re madly in love but how long before he goes back to his wandering penis ways? As for Aries Kristen Stewart and Taurus Rob Pattinson…are they or aren’t they? Enough with the teasing. Is this a publicity stunt like Aquarius Jennifer Aniston and Capricorn Gerard Butler? If so, it’s very embarrassing for all involved.
I see that Leo Sandra Bullock’s divorce is finalized from disgusting Aries Jesse James. All very sad though. A good example of a bad boy turned good turned really bad again.
Sagittarius Miley Cyrus is proving that she is happy to follow in her fellow Sag footsteps of Sag slags Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. Cover up child! Way too young to be so provocative. But then again, Britney and Christina did it and Christina is still doing it.
Aries Lady GaGa getting a lot of backlash lately with her latest antics. She’s been showing up at the Yankees baseball stadium drunk, in her underwear and carrying on in Taurus Jerry Seinfeld’s VIP box. What’s wrong with people? Oh yeh…fame. Money. And copying Madonna’s every move.
Till tomorrow,
Keep your ears and eyes open,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
xoxo
Friday, July 2, 2010
Friday July 2, 2010
what you lookin at? Wake me up when it's time to party!!
Well Capricorn Mel Gibson has really done it this time hasn't he? On tape, on the record, 'n word' and the 'c word' and threatening to burn his baby mumma's house down. He definitely has a temper and it's out of control right now. Oksana taped him and wow - did she get the motherload! Capricorns - they really are having a rough year. Tiger Woods and Mel Gibson have really been in the news in 2010 - and for all the wrong reasons.
Now Taurus Renee Zellweger...can we NOT see another picture of you in your workout gear? Are you planning on getting married in your sweats? Everytime you are photographed with or without beau Capricorn Bradley Cooper you're in your work out gear. How about some cargo pants and a t-shirt for a change? Pretty please?
Sudden divorce happening with Pisces Kelsey Grammer and his wife Camille - a Virgo - sad but true. Not word why (irreconcilable differences) what's new? July is going to be quite the month for breaking up and making up with Uranus and Jupiter both retrograding in Aries this month - the planet of act first, think later. We shall see more of these sudden and unexpected break ups for sure.
Today's birthday includes Curb's Larry David, Lindsay Lohan and Ashley Tisdale...quite the crew!
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
Well Capricorn Mel Gibson has really done it this time hasn't he? On tape, on the record, 'n word' and the 'c word' and threatening to burn his baby mumma's house down. He definitely has a temper and it's out of control right now. Oksana taped him and wow - did she get the motherload! Capricorns - they really are having a rough year. Tiger Woods and Mel Gibson have really been in the news in 2010 - and for all the wrong reasons.
Now Taurus Renee Zellweger...can we NOT see another picture of you in your workout gear? Are you planning on getting married in your sweats? Everytime you are photographed with or without beau Capricorn Bradley Cooper you're in your work out gear. How about some cargo pants and a t-shirt for a change? Pretty please?
Sudden divorce happening with Pisces Kelsey Grammer and his wife Camille - a Virgo - sad but true. Not word why (irreconcilable differences) what's new? July is going to be quite the month for breaking up and making up with Uranus and Jupiter both retrograding in Aries this month - the planet of act first, think later. We shall see more of these sudden and unexpected break ups for sure.
Today's birthday includes Curb's Larry David, Lindsay Lohan and Ashley Tisdale...quite the crew!
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/
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