Tuesday August 31, 2010

Dancing with the Stars Tom Bergeron, a gorgeous Taurus and Kelly the Virgo (who's probably going through Mercury retrograde hell this week) and moi.

So Mercury retrograde continues to do his thing and mess up our world.  Everyone I have spoken to of late seems to be feeling his clutches and not in a good way.  September is set to be a month when through the 11th we continue to feel the wrath of Mercury retrograde, but by mid-month, things will improve. 

Let's have a look see what to expect with our celebs in September...

SEPTEMBER CELEB REPORT


BY ASTROGIRL

Virgos – the virgins of the zodiac…yeh right!

Look at the list of Virgos below…and you’ll see that some of the sexiest people in Hollywood are Virgos…and some of the guys have been busted for all sorts of sexual shenanigans…



* Blake Lively

* Keanu Reeves

* Beyonce

* Harry Connick Jr

* LeAnn Rimes

* Ryan Phillippe

* Amy Winehouse

* Nicole Ritchie

* Jack Black

* Jennifer Hudson

* Adam Sandler

* Heidi Montag

* Hugh Grant

* Rachel Zoe

* Prince Harry

* Salma Hayek

* Lance Armstong

* Cameron Diaz

* Richard Gere





While July and August were the months of weddings and splits (in that order), September is clean up month. With the Sun in Virgo, Mercury retrograde in Virgo through September 11 and a New Moon in Virgo September 8, September is very much a month to get everything in order for our wayward celebs.

The splits and break ups were quite amazing in August. Jonathon Schaech and his bride of one month Jana Kramer from One Tree Hill who like his first wife Christina Applegate is a Sagittarius. Virgos and Sags don’t work well together and Jonathon needs to find himself a Taurus or Capricorn next time around. Leo Mad Men star Elizabeth Moss split from her hubby of one year Sagittarius Fred Armisen, Sagittarius Miley Cryus split with her Aussie boy Liam Hemsworth, a Capricorn, while Virgo Heidi Montag and Leo loser hubby Spencer Pratt finally filed their divorce papers.

I think once Mercury goes forward September 11 a lot more information about these breakups and make ups (Spencer and Heidi are rumoured to be back together already). Libra ladies man John Mayer is rumoured to be back with his former lady love Aquarius Jennifer Aniston. Three times a charm I guess! There’s a 10 year age gap with these two and as much as we want Jenn to be happy, John is not the answer.

January Jones a gorgeous Capricorn who is the star of Mad Men is happily hooked up with Jason Sudeikis, a Virgo, and star of Saturday Night Live and a few bit parts in movies. She is a dead ringer for Scorpio Grace Kelly and has dated Aquarius Ashton Kutcher who told her she would never make it as an actress. August 29 she’s nominated for an Emmy – which is the equivalent of an Academy Award for TV actors. So stick that in your pipe Ashton and smoke it!

Britney Spears and her fellow Sagittarius man Jason Trawick continue to seem happy. Pictured frolicking in Hawaii with Jason, they do indeed look as if they are going to go the distance. Britney has made no secret of her desire to have a daughter. She’s 28 now and finally maturing but she is still a fragile child and I think she is still taking it one day at a time. She is in the studio working on an album so that is good news. She needs to keep busy like all Sags.

Tiger and Elin are divorced. Elin had a 5 page spread in People magazine and it was a very honest, sad and upfront story about her marriage and divorce and finding out about Tiger’s betrayals. It’s said Elin got about $100 million in the divorce settlement. That’s plenty of money to last her a lifetime and make sure her children and her family are looked after. I hope she finds a nice guy, settles down and has more kids or whatever it is she wants. She’s lucky she got out when she did. Tiger was getting away with his cheating ways for way too long. It could have gone on for years. Thanksgiving will never be the same for Tiger, his family and Elin!

Aries Kate Hudson and her beau Gemini Matt Bellamy seem to be doing really well and it’s nice to see Kate laughing with someone who isn’t as high profile as Leo Yankee star Alex Rodriguez, who is still seeing Virgo Cameron Diaz. Alex sure likes those leggy blonds.

Madonna’s daughter Lourdes, a Libra, launched her own clothing line at Macy’s at the tender age of 13. Taylor Momsen from Gossip Girl is the spokesperson/model. Not sure about that choice – Taylor kinda looks like a drug addict in a way. Taylor is young though and famous and a rock and roll chick. There’s something slightly OFF about her though.

Taurus Hills star Audrina Patridge is booked to be a contestant on ‘Dancing with the Stars’. That will be really interesting – she isn’t the sharpest pencil in the box and one wonders if she has rhythm? One wonders what’s going to happen to everyone from the Hills? Heidi has a sex tape she’s shopping with one or two other women involved. I knew she would get into soft porn. What else is left for her and Spencer? Spencer truly is the face of evil and Heidi is just too dumb to do anything to stop him.

Congrats to Taurus Miranda Kerr and Capricorn Orlando Bloom who are expecting a baby. How beautiful is that child going to be? Aries Mariah Carey is looking very preggers lately but no confirmation as yet. Her and Nick Cannon will have a beautiful baby too.

Libra Kelly Preson preggers at 47 with hubby Aquarius John Travolta. A very unexpected and welcome baby for this couple who are still in mourning over the death of their son Jett. It’s amazing what leaps and bounds science and medicine has made. A woman of 47 can have a baby without too much concern and fanfare. A very exciting time indeed for the Travolta’s.

It will be interesting to see what media cover ups we see in September. Stories will be shut down before they even get going and no doubt the various scandals that have been going on will die a slow death. September is clean up month for sure.

Today's  birthdays include Richard Gere & Chris Tucker.



Cosmic well wishes,



Astrogirl

xoxo

Monday AUgust 30, 2010

lovely Malibu on a beautiful July day...in front of the house in the picture it's a private beach  - so you can only walk so far before the cameras are on you and you could get fined for just standing there...

So I see Paris Hilton's boyfriend, Cy Waits who WAS a nightclub impressario for Wynn and Encore properties has been fired due to hanging out with this bloody nuisance!  Busted with coke and marijuana on Friday night, his firing came quickly.

Loved the Emmy's last night and gorgeous George Clooney was once again a good sport.  He's a Taurus and he's not the typical stuck in the mud Taurus at all.  His little comedy spot was hilarious, as was the opening number.  Jon Hamm dancing and running around?  Don Draper!  Kinda hard to watch!  Aries Claire Danes was the best dressed in my mind - Armani Prive and very blond.

I personally loved Capricorn Mad Men's January Jones dress.  It was different and considering she spends a lot of her time in twinsets and 60's attire, it's no wonder she stepped out in Versace futuristic attire.

So enough of these pesky celebs.  What's in your stars for this week?  read on fellow bloggers...

Sun in Virgo




Venus in Libra (where she’s very happy)

Mars in Libra

Mercury in Virgo RETROGADE from August 20th through September 11

Jupiter retrograde in Aries

Saturn in Libra

Uranus retrograde in Aries



Celeb Virgins born this week: August 30: Andy Roddick, 31: Richard Gere, September 1: Scott Speedman, 2: Salma Hayek, 3: Charlie Sheen, 4: Beyonce & 5:Rose McGowan



Aries (March 21 – April 20)



Your tendency to bicker is pretty much on alert all the time. This week you find all sorts of reasons to argue, fuss and fight. Leos work your last nerve and you could end up having to avoid them like the plague rather than have it out with them. Mercury the communicator continues his retrograde rant, so you’re best avoiding mudslinging and instead spend time doing the things you love to do. Network your tush off Friday.



Your day: Friday

Someone else’s day: Monday

Friend: Aquarius

Frenemy: Leo





Taurus (April 21 – May 21)

You have a lucky charm on your side this week in the guise of Jupiter and Uranus in Pisces, your eleventh house of hopes, dreams and wishes. Friends and team player coworkers are your path to good fortune and a Pisces could be your entre to a terrific opportunity. Once Mercury moves direct next week it’s all systems go. Bide your time and use it or lose it girls!



Your day: Wednesday

Someone else’s day: Saturday

Friend: Capricorn

Frenemy: Aquarius

Gemini (May 22 – June 21)

The week feels mundane until Wednesday when the Virgo Sun and Gemini Moon square off with each other. That’s when the tendency to feel grumpy intrudes on your otherwise laid back mood. Keep your criticisms to yourself and try not to take yourself too seriously. Thursday the Gemini Moon makes a major positive aspect with Mars and Venus in Libra, your happy place. Live it up girls.



Your day: Tuesday

Someone else’s day: Friday

Friend: Libra

Frenemy: Scorpio



Cancer (June 22 – July 22)



Family tension is about to really get its grippers into you. Being the sign of the mother, you try to console and sooth everyone. But this time you have to realize that there are issues that do need to be worked out. You might even have to be the one to host the get together and be the umpire when things get unruly. Playing favourites and sides is over for now.



Your day: Wednesday

Someone else’s day: Monday

Friend: Pisces

Frenemy: Leo





Leo (July 23 – August 23)



Cross your fingers and visualize what or who it is you want this month. There’s a lucky Jupiter-Uranus merger in Pisces, your solar eighth house of joint resources and projects. Something you’re involved in hits pay dirt and you can ride that gravy train all the way into happyville…hopefully. If you’ve always wanted to learn more about your family tree, this is the month to begin your investigation.



Your day: Tuesday

Someone else’s day: Thursday

Friend: Aries

Frenemy: Taurus



Virgo (August 24 – September 23)



Your New Moon is right around the corner, so start getting all your cosmic ducks lined up in a tidy Virgo row. Money continues to stress you out but you do see the light and the way out of a murky financial swamp. Once Mercury goes direct next week, it’s all systems go for you. Patience is your best friend right now. As is sticking to your budget and not blowing it on a big night out.



Your day: Sunday

Someone else’s day: Monday

Friend: Other Virgos

Frenemy: Sagittarius



Libra (September 24 – October 23)



Venus your ruler, the planet of beauty and love spends her last week in your sign, so make the most of her visit and book your beauty treatments now. Single? You’re only single because you want to be. You know you’ve got more than one potential suitor hanging around. Pick one and make it work the way you know you can. Unless you prefer the solo life of course.



Your day: Saturday

Someone else’s day: Thursday

Friend: Aries

Frenemy: Sagittarius



Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)



Avoid getting in over your head this week. You don’t like feeling out of control, but that’s exactly how you’ll feel if you’re not careful. Some single Scorps will suddenly realize that a guy friend is really starting to ‘grow on you’. He has boyfriend potential written all over him doesn’t he? Take it slow and test the romantic waters. If you are still hung up on an ex, it’s time to work out how to get over him.



Your day: Thursday

Someone else’s day: Tuesday

Friend: Pisces

Frenemy: Libra



Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)



Saturn in Libra, your friendship zone, is forcing you to confront various unpleasant truths. And that is that you don’t have as many friends as you think you do. Really good, true to the bone friends. It’s time to start shedding people like your winter clothes. Sunday is an excellent day to make a bet because it is a very lucky day for you. Bored to tears with your job? Sit tight for now. Your chance to jump ship will present itself soon.



Your day: Friday

Someone else’s day: Tuesday

Friend: Gemini

Frenemy: Capricorn





Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)



Career matters continue to be rewarding, confusing, rewarding and challenging. Not necessarily in that order or all in the one day either. Resist the urge to push yourself and others too hard with Mercury remaining out of phase until late next week. A go-with-the-flow attitude isn’t normally something you goats ‘do’ but it works this week. If you mess up, know that it’s all due to Mercury retrograde and is totally fixable.



Your day: Monday

Someone else’s day: Wednesday

Friend: Cancer

Frenemy: Leo





Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)



If you’re involved in the Internet and techno kinda stuff, this is a great week for you. There’s a lot of static ‘cling’ and vibration going on in the Universe right now, which is right up your air alley! Avoid the haters midweek and surround yourself with positive people who know you are the smartest person ever! Thursday is a great day to join a new group or make a new friend. Gemini's are people you easily connect with.



Your day: Wednesday

Someone else’s day: Friday

Friend: Libra

Frenemy: Scorpio



Pisces (February 20 – March 20)



Relationships continue to trip you up this week with Mercury continuing his out of phase act through the end of next week. It’s a time to sort out who’s on your side and who’s an undercover enemy. Someone could be trying to undermine you at work, so if you feel you’re being watched, act accordingly and don’t trust anyone with anything which could come back to haunt you.



Your day: Tuesday

Someone else’s day: Thursday

Friend: Virgos

Frenemy: Other Pisces




Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Sunday August 29, 2010

Humphrey having a look back at the Hollywood sign which hovers over the dogpark we go to...it's a very cool part of the world and Humpf has his mates there!

EMMY'S tonight! Can't wait to see my pin up girls - Virgo Blake LIvely, Mad Men's Capricorn January Jones and her new beau Jason from SNL, the Kardashians etc, along with smokin hot PIsces Jon Hamm, Cancer Chace Crawford and the rest of the cuties I like.

Being in LA we get to watch the Emmy's LIVE at 5pm which is kinda cool.  I see Aquarius Paris Hilton is busy tweeting about her cocaine arrest.  Glad she thinks it's all so funny.  Paris you're 30.  Time to grow up girl!  She's seen running around dressing for clothes for her new pug dog.  She should be in rehab.  Cocaine is a major drug and this is not the first time she's been caught with it.

So what happened with Capricorn Liam Hemsworth and Sagittarius Miley Cyrus?  They seemed so happy and very much in love.  Apparently Liam hooked up with someone at the US Open, but that could be nothing but a rumour.  And they've had issues before and could very well get back together.  He's kinda hot Miley!  And he's an Aussie!

Today's birthdays include Glee's Lea Michelle and Michael Jackson RIP.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

xoxo

Saturday August 28, 2010

Former Ms Switzerland, Virgo Nadine, with Jim the Scorpio and myself a while back - love this pic - I'm trying to compete with a bloody Miss Switzerland!  HAHA...

So Aquarius Paris Hilton was busted with cocaine and marijuana last night on her way to Las Vegas.  What's with this chick?  She might be the next one to hit rehab.  Sounds like she needs it.  What a week!  A man shows up with 2 knives at her home in Bev Hills and now she's been found with cocaine in her purse.  Paris girl you need to get your act together.  Maybe it's time for another sex tape?  LOL

The Emmys tomorrow night.  The Academy Awards of the TV!  Can't wait to see hot new celeb couple January Jones and Jason Sudeikis.  I wrote about them for NW magazine and have included my couple synopsis below...

STAR COUPLE – Capricorn January Jones (January 5, 1978) & Virgo Jason Sudeikis (Sep 18, 1975)


January’s ex Aquarius Ashton Kutcher told her she’d never make it as an actress. She’s nominated for an Emmy this year. Go figure the power of the goat! Jason is a good match for her as Virgos and Capricorns are earth signs and like a routine of sorts. Plus with her Moon is sexy Scorpio and his in romantic Pisces, these two have the hots for each other big time! With her Mercury in Sagittarius and his in Libra, the conversation is free flowing and they can laugh at anything, including themselves. Jason’s Venus is in Leo, so he’s definitely attracted to January’s amazing good looks, while with her Venus in Capricorn she needs a manly man. No boytoys for January! A really good match for both.

Love this new couple!

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

Friday August 27, 2010

beautiful Santa Barbara in California - on a misty warm day in August...

So Libra Bristol Palin is going to be on DWTS?  Along with Mike Sorrentino, aka The Situation and David Hasselhoff.  David, a Cancer has a drinking problem as we all know.  Bristol is a single mum and daughter of Aquarius about to run for President Sarah Palin.  Quite a cast and sure to be plenty of drama  which is what the producers are hoping for.

LiLo is out and about with her bad dyed blond hair and bad extensions.  Like Ali the Bachelorette, long blond hair that's fake and orange looking is BAD!  LiLo and Ali - you both look better with your natural hair colour - LiLo as a brunette/redhead and Ali as a brunette (and Ali please take those ratty extensions out). 

Paul Hogan - the original one and only Crocodile Dundee is being held in Australia for unpaid taxes.  As in $38 million dollars worth of unpaid taxes.  He went downunder for his mother's funeral and they nabbed his non paying old butt!  Meanwhile his wife LInda and their son Chance who's 12 are here in LA eagerly awaiting his arrival home.  Sounds like the Australia taxation is getting like the IRS!

Today's birthday includes Pee-Wee Herman.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

xoxo

Thursday August 26, 2010

Mr Humphrey catching a ride with Scorpio Michelle in the OC...life is good!

So I think Libra Kim Kardashian - the Matriarch of the Kardashian siblings - is going way too far with this Justin Beiber thing.  Justin, a Pisces, looks 12 years old.  He is a tiny little boy and Kim needs to leave him alone and stop trying to ride his fame wave.  Kim you have enough going on.  I think Justin Beiber is a way over hyped child star and his 15 minutes are ticking.  It's uncomfortable when a 29 year old woman is kinda lusting over a kid who could be her kid.  In a very extreme way (she would of had to have him at 13).  Talking about her possibly dating Justin etc when he's 18 is just pure icky.

Cancer LiLo is out of rehab and apparently there's not so much wrong with her now.  However they have given her the strictest regime to adhere too.  She has to check in with someone pretty much every hour on the hour.  Let's wait and see if she stays home and out of trouble or if she's prowling around Chateau Marmont in the wee hours. 

Shopping and strolling in Santa Barbara yesterday I spied Elaine Irwin with her mum and son - who's the spitting image of daddy John Cougar Mellencamp.  Elaine looked fabulous - tall, slim, long blond wavy hair and could be the older sister of Virgo Blake Lively.  Funny thing is Elaine is also a Virgo! The beach at Santa Barbara was misty, cold and miserable, however 5 mins away on the main drag, the Sun was out.  68 degrees too - a very welcome relief from the heatwave were having in LA.  It's a hot one today.

here's Aquarius Alicia and some of the dogs we had with us - we had 6 in total - Humpf included of course!

Today's birthdays include Mother Teresa RIP (She would have been 100), Macaulay Calkin and Chris Pine.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Wednesday August 25, 2010

beautiful Corona Del Mar in the OC - it's hot here in LA!  Finally summer has arrived and we are cooking here in LA!

So Aquarius Paris HIlton's stalker  - Nathan Parada - is the same guy who stole Virgo Charlie Sheens car and drove it over the hills?  I guess he didn't do any time for that because he's back out stalking again.  I must admit I did think maybe Paris staged this break in with knifes (that's how the dumb twit spelled it on her twitter) when actually it's knives (plural).  I figured she's had it with Kim Kardashian and wants her 15 minutes back.  Time will tell if she paid this crazy dude to do this or not.

And Elin Woods is on the front of People magazine talking about her marriage and divorce to Tiger.  I am shocked she has spoken  - she never said a word - but excited to read it.

Who felt the effects of Mercury retrograde and a Full Moon in Pisces yesterday? Tricky day.

Today's birthdays include the gorgeous Blake Lively, Sean Connery, Rachel Ray & Rachel Bilson.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

Tuesday August 24, 2010

rude boy gets a pair of undies!  A way to stop him licking his stitches from being neutered 2 weeks ago - still dealing with the stitches...my bad - i let him get to the wound and he went to town...

So Aquarius Paris Hilton has another stalker?  A man with 2 big knives trying to break into her house late last night.  WHY?  Sure she's a royal pain in the butt but knives?  Scary stuff.  Meanwhile she lives in a gated community in Bev Hills.  So much for all that security.  I would not be a happy Paris!

Another Aquarius in the news is Jennifer Aniston. I touched on this yesterday.  She needs to steer very clear of these girl next door movies forever.  Were all sick to death of them and she came in 8th in the movie line up this weekend.  Behind Vampires Suck!  Nuff said!  Either go the route of Gemini Angelina Jolie and get into action films or cut your hair off and do something like Anne Hathaway in 'Rachel's getting married' or Gemini Nicole Kidman did when she won her Academy Award for the film where she had the big nose??? The name escapes me.

Cancer hottie Sofia Vergaras is sure to be very upset.  her boyfriend Nick was in a serious car crash last night and is in ICU.  With the Emmy's Sunday night no doubt she is not focusing on what she was a few days ago.  Sofia is nominated but it remains to be seen if she shows up for the Emmy's or not.  Love her!

Mad Men finally put January Jones (Betty) back and it's so good to see her beautiful face.  She too is nominated for an Emmy and has my vote (although I can't vote).  LOL.  Looking forward to seeing some glamour on the red carpet. 

The goats are untethered.  Tiger and Elin are divorced and she has regained her maiden name.  Good idea girl.  RUN as far away as you possibly can from that mongrel.  I don't think he ever really loved Elin - she was in the 'wrong place at the wrong time' for her but the right place for Tiger.  Kinda like a modern day version of Cancer Princess Di and Scorpio Prince Charles...with Camilla playing the role Rachel Uchitel played...
Elin you got a lot of money for the few years of misery you endured.  A lot of women endure decades of abuse and infidelity and come out with nothing.  Shame it was all so public but you must have known that going in.  Enjoy the rest of your life girl!

Speaking of sad couples, it looks like Leo Spencer Pratt and Virgo plastic fantastic wife Heidi Montag have patched things up and are playing the media again.  Why are we still interested in these two?  They truly are disgusting.  And now Heidi has a sex tape.  With another woman.  Who thought Heidi had that lesbian twinge in her?  She's so vanilla.  And sexless.  Surprise. 

Today's birthdays include Chad Michael Murray & Dave Chappelle.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

Today's birthdays include

Monday August 23, 2010

my fabulous aunt Athena (Cancer) and her bff Shelley (Scorpio) - Athena went to her next life 5 years ago but I still think of her everyday.

More Hollywood splits - Curb Your Enthusiasm's Cheryl Hines has filed for divorce from her husband of 7 plus years.  Cheryl, a Virgo, is yet another celeb who has broken up with her partner this month. 

I see that Aquarius Jennifer Aniston's movie 'The Switch' with Jason Bateman has tanked.  Yet another movie of hers that has tanked.  When is she going to get it?  People don't want to see her in movies anymore.  She plays the same role every single time.  She has a very limited acting range.  'Friends' was perfect for her.  But Friends was as good as it gets for Jen.  She needs to get into something else or do a role that really propels her forward.  The Bounty Hunter, Switch are just the latest in a string of flops for the lovely Ms Aniston.

So enuf of these bloody celebs!  What about U?  Your week?  Let's have a Captain Cook (a look)...


Sun in Leo through August 24, then Virgo



Venus in Libra (where she’s very happy)

Mars in Libra

Mercury in Virgo RETROGADE from August 20th through September 11

Jupiter retrograde in Aries

Saturn in Libra

Uranus retrograde in Aries



Celebs born this week: August 23: August 23: Kobe Bryant, 24: Chad Michael Murray, 25: Blake Lively, 26: Chris Pine, 27: Pee-Wee Herman, 28: LeAnn Rimes & 29: Michael Jackson RIP



Aries (March 21 – April 20)



You largely live by the ‘it’s my way or the highway’ mantra and this week more than ever you feel that you need to teach a few of the clowns in your life a lesson. Hurdles are placed in your way, mostly work related, and with Mercury out of phase, all you can do is your best and even that won’t be good enough. This week’s Full Moon makes you realize you’ve been kidding yourself. It does matter and you do care.



Your day: Wednesday

Someone else’s day: Sunday

Friend: Aquarius

Frenemy: Cancer



Taurus (April 21 – May 21)



The Sun and Mercury both shine on your romance zone and even though Mercury’s off kilter, it’s still a great time to get out and about and flirt and dance up a cosmic storm! Tuesday’s Full Moon in your friendship zone forces some of you to realize a certain person is not good for you to hang with. Either limit your time with them or erase them altogether.



Your day: Monday

Someone else’s day: Friday

Friend: Capricorn

Frenemy: Leo







Gemini (May 22 – June 21)



If you’re feeling over stimulated right now, blame it on the heavy influence of Venus, Saturn and Mars in your creativity zone. Feeling as if you have to come up with the goods time and time again? Now is not the time to be stressing yourself and pushing yourself, with your ruler mighty Mercury taking a cat nap. Instead focus on fixing all those things you left undone and redo them. And yes that means your tax return!



Your day: Tuesday

Someone else’s day: Thursday

Friend: Libra

Frenemy: Pisces





Cancer (June 22 – July 22)



Tuesday’s Full Moon in Pisces transits your ninth house of spirituality and higher education. You yearn for knowledge and for some of you, a fresh career start but what to do? Work out what your passions are and how you can transform them into some sort of money making gig. Loving what you do and doing what you love is paramount to you and only you know what that really means for you.



Your day: Friday

Someone else’s day: Saturday

Friend: Scorpio

Frenemy: Gemini



Leo (July 23 – August 23)



This is a busy week for you, as you final Leo stragglers and cuspers bid adieu to yet another year and start worrying about money and how to have all the bling you desire on your budget. Stop trying to keep up with the Jones’s and instead live according to your ends and means. Meanwhile be super careful with what you say. Loose lips sink ships today and every day!



Your day: Sagittarius

Someone else’s day: Cancer

Friend: Aquarius

Frenemy: Taurus





Virgo (August 24 – September 23)



You’re in right royal mess aren’t you? Mercury is out of phase in your sign and you’re fighting with one or more of your bff’s. Tuesday’s Full Moon is here to shock you into doing something about an ongoing not so nice situation with one or more friends and instead of burying it in the sand, digging it up and examining it. But if you do, chances are your ‘making amends efforts’ will go awry with Mercury out of phase. Conundrum!



Your day: Thursday

Someone else’s day: Monday

Friend: Taurus

Frenemy: Aries



Libra (September 24 – October 23)



Your sign continues to play host to Saturn, Mars and Venus this week. Feeling overwhelmed? As if there is way too much expected of you? Keep in mind that with Mercury out of phase, it’s much more difficult to get things done. Backtrack and see if you can’t finally get something finished with – a project you started in April perhaps? Romantically it’s a hit and miss time for you. More miss more likely.



Your day: Wednesday

Someone else’s day: Sunday

Friend: Other Librans

Frenemy: Capricorns



Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)



Tuesday’s Full Moon in your happiness zone is a wakeup call for those of who are currently kinda unhappy. It’s time to switch gears, get out of whatever rut you’re in, find a new hobby, new ways to get more enjoyment out of whatever it is you’re doing. If you feel the guy you’re dating is holding you back, it might be time to give get some space or dump him altogether. Same for a friend who’s not such a good friend.



Your day: Tuesday

Someone else’s day: Friday

Friend: Pisces

Frenemy: Aquarius









Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)



You are a major go-getter, so this tepid Mercury retrograde time doesn’t work well for you. Everything you try to do seems to backfire, sending you back into the trenches to find another outlet for all your fiery energy. Exercise is vital over the next few weeks. If you’re too busy to hit the gym, consider walking to work or riding your bike. Friday is set to be an especially stressful day. An Aries Moon pushes you to do something you instinctively know is silly.



Your day: Wednesday

Someone else’s day: Thursday

Friend: Aries

Frenemy: Cancer



Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)



Be careful that you don’t bite off way more than you can chew and end up losing everything because you’re completely buried. With the Sun and a retrograding Mercury in your fellow earth sign of Virgo, your higher education zone over the next few weeks, taking a refresher course in ‘whatever floats your goat boat’ will be good for you. Avoid sticky situations that look, seem and are impossible to fix right now.



Your day: Monday

Someone else’s day: Wednesday

Friend: Virgo

Frenemy: Libra



Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)



Money and how to best manage it is on your mind this week, with a Full Moon shining on your cash flow zone. If you need help with managing your hard earned money, seek help from a professional (not your dodgy cousin). Be careful that you don’t divulge too much classified information to someone you don’t know very well. It’s in your cosmic DNA to share, but don’t share too much, especially if its personal. Stick to your core group of trustees this month.



Your day: Thursday

Someone else’s day: Monday

Friend: Gemini

Frenemy: Scorpio



Pisces (February 20 - March 20)



‘What a tangled web we weave when first we set out to deceive.’ Isn’t that right girls? Your yearly Full Moon comes around this week and you realize that you have set in motion a train with no emergency break. It’s time for some much needed damage control. Unfortunately with Mercury out of phase in your relationship zone, it’s not so easy to get others on your side. Lucky you have some secrets up your sleeve!



Your day: Thursday

Someone else’s day: Saturday

Friend: Cancer

Frenemy: Aries

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

Sunday AUgust 22, 2010

what's the hold up people?  Humphrey ready to rock n roll waiting for the ladies...classic!

He's still a conehead and will continue to be for a while after my big slip up last week.  He got to his stitches and had to be reglued.  Gross! ANother week of conehead behaviour.

I see that cold hearted snake Aquarius Jake Pavelka is calling his relationship with Pisces Vienna Girardi a tragedy.  Sure was mate - another tragedy is that we all fell for it hook, line and sinker (although I always thought you were gay).  Good luck Jake.  You came across as being so conniving, grinning like a Cheshire cat, fake, insincere, in it for the fame and trying to get into acting.  Hope it all works out but people don't like you.

How's Mercury retrograde treating you?  Keep your eye on your valuables people! Check your credit card statements and be conscious of where you park your car and don't leave the keys in the ignition etc.

Till tomorrow when I give you your weekly update,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Saturday August 21, 2010

the palm trees are always swaying in LA LA LAND...every single day of the year...love em!

So Mercury has gone retrograde and remains that way through September 11 in Virgo.  Everyone will be affected in some way by Mercury retrograde.  It's the planet of communication and clear thinking and when out of phase, Murphy's Law of 'whatever can go wrong will go wrong' is in full effect.  Keep an eye on everything.  This is the time when you will swear you had more more money in your wallet or your purse and then when you look, you're short $100 or whatever.  It's the time you will have silly car accidents and back over your own stuff when backing out of your garage.  You'll jump on the wrong subway and end up in Queens or Brooklyn instead of where you need to be.

Now is not the time to start anything new but instead work on those things you've got up and running.

Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl

Friday August 20, 2010

Beautiful Malibu - a place where a lot of upset has occured of late with the death of plastic surgeon Frank Ryan, who was 50 years young, a Gemini and died Monday when his Jeep overturned off the PCH and crashed into rocks below.  He was texting/tweeting at the time. And where Capricorn Mel Gibson just crashed his Maserati and where the body of Mitrice Richardson was recently found.  At night Malibu isn't well lit at all and it's one of those places where the rich and famous are behind locked and gated doors and everyone else is out fending for themselves.

Congrats to Taurus Miranda Kerr and Capricorn cutie Orlando Bloom who are expecting their first child next year.  How beautiful is that baby going to be?

New couple alert - Gemini crooner Maxwell and Aquarius Celeb Apprentice contestant Selita Ebanks are together.  Good match up - astrologically and business wise.

MERCURY GOES OUT OF PHASE TODAY! 3.59 PM TODAY!  IN VIRGO.  NUFF SAID!

Today's birthdays include Al Roker, Amy Adams & Demi Lovato.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Thursday August 19, 2010

Libra Clara, Pisces Jack and Scorpio Lisa...a great pic from a few years ago!  Jack is now 3.5 so he's a big boy now!

So I see this morning that SNL star Sagittarius Fred Armisen hasn't wasted any time getting back into the dating game after he and Leo wife Elizabeth Moss (Mad Men's Peggy Olsen) announced their seperation last week.  he's dating 2 decades younger SNL co-star Abby Elliott.  Of course the story goes that Abby was his rock and shoulder to lean on when he and his wife seperated...but one wonders how long this has been going on? Abby is a Gemini and 23 years old.  A good match for Fred but a slap in the face to Elizabeth - who btw is only 28 herself.  Didn't realize she was so young. 

And Aries Steven Tyler looks like he's a done deal to judge American Idol.  Wow - what a difference from Libra Simon Cowell!  Steven is kinda crazy and it will be fun to watch him interract with the contestants and the audience. 

Real Housewives Teresa complainning that the press and the Bravo show is the reason why her and her tubby hubby are in so much trouble with money.  I guess the fact that you went out and spent $11 million you didn't have to live in a huge house and drive a Maserati and spend $3000 a week on clothes is Bravo's fault too?  Living within your means is vital in this economy and watching Teresa's latest trip to Italy - spending massive amounts of money on shopping/hotels/cruises etc...one wonders how she justifies her life.

Big birthday day today - Bill Clinton, Tipper Gore, John Stamos, Matthew Perry, Kyra Sedgwick and Lil Romeo...

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Wednesday August 18, 2010

he was so little!  Back in May!  So cute!  If I do say so myself! He was about 6 pounds.  he's double that now!

He's a little neutered man now!  He got to his sutures yesterday and I had to make an emergency dash to the Vet and get him glued up again.  Conehead once again!  I messed up! Bad mummy.  He's on antibiotics and anti inflammatory tabs and has to wear the cone for an extra 10 days.  My very bad.

So Kat Von D and Jesse James are officially dating as I talked about yesterday.  She's a Pisces, he's an Aries.  She's a tattoo artist and has a show on TV while Jesse loves tattoos and also has a show on TV.  Made match in ink heaven for sure! Combined with the new relationship sprung up between Michelle Bombshell McGee and Gemini Dave Navarro...what a double date that would be!  INFEST & LOVFEST!

Seems as if Frank Ryan the plastic fantastic surgeon to the stars (if you can call Virgo Heidi Montag a star) was texting/tweeing whilst driving and that's what caused his fatal car crash on Monday.  Very very sad news.  He was only 50 and did a lot of pro bono work for people who really did need plastic surgery. Lesson to learn here - DON'T TEXT & DRIVE!!

Today's birthdays include Robert Redford, Edward Norton, Christian Slater & Denis Leary.  Quite the stable of hot men! 

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Tuesday August 17, 2010

ring a ring a rosy...cute - Humpf and his 2 mates Steve and Carl! 

So the plastic surgeon who carved up Virgo Heidi Montag is dead.  Drove his Jeep off a cliff in Malibu yesterday.  Died of terrible head injuries.  he was with his dog at the time. The dog is injured but alive.  Dr Frank Ryan was his name.  He was 50 May 23, a GeminiTerrible tragedy.  50 years of age.  It just goes to show you.  You never know when your time is up. Live every day like it's your last.  he said in a tweet just before he died that he had driven past the bluff for 25 years and always wanted to hike it.  And he did it.  All very sad.

What's also sad is that crazy bitch from Real Housewives of New Jersey Teresa spending $60,000 a week or so ago.  You're bankrupt you crazy biatch!  You and your pumped up puffed up cheating husband are broke.  You realize that when you declare bankruptcy, everyone else suffers?  Credit card interest rates soar and everyone else is left to pay for your indulgences.  your debt doesn't just disappear into thin air.  Teresa Guidice who put $12,000 on her credit card for fertility treatments, when she and her husband were broke and already had 3 kids.  ?????  Teresa is a Cancer, the sign of the mother, so it makes sense she wants a big family.  But if you can't afford the treatments, you can't do that. 

August 22 there is set to be an auction of the contents of their 'mansion' in NJ.  They've gone to court to fight the auction.  Meanwhile steroid hubby Joe (who is the biggest grouch on TV) is reportedly been seen around town with a young girl Nicole lately. Sounds like things are bad in New Jersey!

2 of the biggest actors of all time - Robert De Niro & Sean Penn are todays birthday boys.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Monday August 16, 2010

Humphrey and his toy find the only sunny spot outside...he loves sunbaking like his mumma!

So Capricorn Mel Gibson crashed his Maserati yesterday in Malibu.  No alcohol involved.  So far.  These things tend to change.

Aries Jesse James stepping out with another tattoeed lady - Kat Von D - a Pisces - who's escape in life is obviously inking every single inch of her body.  Jesse and Kat shared a dinner in Vegas.  If they didn't want to be seen, they could of ordered room service.  Correct?

So what's in your stars this week? Keep in mind Mercury goes out of phase on the 20th!!






Website Weekly for week commencing August 16-22, 2010



By Astrogirl



Sun in Leo



Venus in Libra (where she’s very happy)

Mars in Libra

Mercury in Virgo RETROGADE from the 20th through September 11

Jupiter retrograde in Aries

Saturn in Libra

Uranus retrograde in Aries



Celeb Lions – August 16: Rumer Willis, 17: Sean Penn, 18: Ed Norton, 19: John Stamos, 20: Amy Adams, 21: Kim Cattrall & 22: Tori Amos



Aries (March 21 – April 20)



Monday starts out with Jupiter opposite Saturn in opposing signs. This push-pull configuration is sure to make tensions rise between you and your superiors/parents/partner/higher ups. With a natural flow of spirited energy between the Sun and Moon, midweek looks like it will be a great time to use your happy-go-lucky nature, be impulsive and most of all, enjoy your life. Mercury goes out of phase over the weekend in your daily habits zone. A big upset to your schedule is in your immediate future.



Your day: Thursday

Someone else’s day: Sunday

Friend: Sagittarius

Frenemy: Capricorn



Taurus (April 21 – May 21)



With Mercury, the planet of words and thoughts going out of phase for three long weeks in your romance, self-fulfillment and creativity zone this weekend, you’re in for a bumpy ride bulls. If you’ve just started dating someone new, you could mess up on a date and it’s all over. Or a silly blow up between you and your other half could lead to the couch being used as a temporary bed.



Your day: Friday

Someone else’s day: Monday

Friend: Virgo

Frenemy: Leo







Gemini (May 22 – June 21)



Your ruler Mercury takes a long cat nap this weekend through mid-September. You’ll probably feel of kilter – as if you know where your car keys are but when you go to get them…that kind of thing. Being that you are such a busy bee, the best advice is to strap things on you. Even if you walk around with a backpack permanently attached to you, looking like the Unabomber, at least you will know where things are!



Your day: Wednesday

Someone else’s day: Saturday

Friend: Libra

Frenemy: Cancer





Cancer (June 22 – July 22)



Family matters do matter this week and beyond, with four major players in your home and domestic zone. If you and a sibling can’t seem to get along, surely you can ‘agree to disagree’? Because Mercury is connected to the nervous system, you may also find yourself more high-strung or worried than usual for the rest of August. Find ways to relax and whatever you do, don’t sweat the small stuff.



Your day: Monday

Someone else’s day: Friday

Friend: Scorpio

Frenemy: Aquarius



Leo (July 23 – August 23)



Keep your eye on your bank statements and credit card charges over the next few weeks, with Mercury, the planet of common sense retrograding in your cash flow zone. You could come up short if you’re not super careful. Cook up a feast – for you or a group of loved ones and enjoy life’s simple luxuries. Go with your gut when making a tough but necessary decision this weekend.



Your day: Wednesday

Someone else’s day: Saturday

Friend: Aries

Frenemy: Pisces



Virgo (August 24 – September 23)



Look out Virgo boys and girls! You’re on Mercury retrograde watch for the next few weeks, with your ruler taking a long cat nap over the next three weeks. You earth maidens relish menial tasks and are well aware that ‘the devil is in the details. Understand that accepting and giving praise for a job well done is a necessity, now and always. And do keep in mind that whenever Mercury goes retrograde Murphy’s Law of ‘whatever can go wrong will go wrong’.

Your day: Friday

Someone else’s day: Sunday

Friend: Capricorn

Frenemy: Aries



Libra (September 24 – October 23)



Saturn, Venus and Mars run amuck in your sign over the next few weeks, giving you ample time to find your mojo and really make moves and turn your life around. Early in the week you may feel as if you can’t get anything done due to people constantly blocking your flow. Let them block it all they want. It may even make the outcome better and more cohesive.



Your day: Friday

Someone else’s day: Tuesday

Friend: Aries

Frenemy: Scorpio



Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)



Don’t even think about trying to get away with something you know you can’t expect to get away with. You know how to do ‘sneaky’ well, but not even you can pull this off! Especially later in the week when Mercury goes out of phase in your eleventh house of hopes, wishes and friendship. Three major players in your past karma zone has you wishing something had ended differently. It’s not too late to try to tweak it today.



Your day: Thursday

Someone else’s day: Monday

Friend: Pisces

Frenemy: Libra







Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)



You don’t like your plans being interrupted or halted altogether, but that’s exactly what you need to expect over the next few weeks, with Mercury, the plan maker, out of phase in your career zone. A promotion, pat on the back or fun job you had been counting on will more than likely be on hold for the next few weeks. Take solace in your friendships right now. A Libra is so ‘there for you’ and together you can conquer the world!



Your day: Sunday

Someone else’s day: Monday

Friend: Gemini

Frenemy: Taurus





Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)



For those of you on a spiritual journey right now, you’re about to hit a roadblock. Mercury, the communicator, out of phase in your ninth house for the next few weeks is sure to make you realize that all is not what it seems. You love to investigate and this is a time for you to really dig deep and learn a lot. And whatever you do, don’t get rattled.



Your day: Monday

Someone else’s day: Friday

Friend: Taurus

Frenemy: Leo







Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)



Uranus your ruler has been out of phase for some time and this week backtracks into your second house of self-esteem and self-worth. Check and recheck your bank statements and keep an eye on your possessions. It will be easy to leave your purse behind or your I-Phone for someone else to get their dirty paws on it. If you’re involved in a joint enterprise with someone, make sure you’re getting your fair share of whatever needs to be coming your way.



Your day: Thursday

Someone else’s day: Monday

Friend: Gemini

Frenemy: Scorpio



Pisces (February 20 – March 20)



Relationships and all the wonders they bring with them…love, fun, pain and drama will be very much on your mind this weekend, when Mercury, the planet of thoughts and words goes out of phase in your one on one zone. How you relate to the various people in your life will navigate the way you deal with this Mercury retrograde. Virgos will be especially tricky for you to handle.



Your day: Tuesday

Someone else’s day: Thursday

Friend: Cancer

Frenemy: Gemini



Till tomorrow,
 
Cosmic well wishes,
 
Astrogirl
 
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Sunday August 15, 2010

being on the road is exhausting for the Humpf!  Road trip to OC a few weeks ago...since then he has had the chop - castrated/neutered/spade/fixed/chopped...whatever you want to call it. 

So now Patti Stanger, the Millionaire Matchmaker has broken off her engagement!  So the break ups keep on coming.  Patti is a Gemini (May 31) and she has decided she wants to have kids.  Like Rachel Zoe, who's also on Bravo...these women better get a major move on! Patti was born in 1961.  You do the math.  Rachel claims to have been born in 1971.  You do the math and look at her! She's the oldest looking 39 year old i have ever seen.  She's also way too thin..so maybe that has alot to do with it.  She's a Virgo too, so a major worry wart. 

Either way, both women need to get crackalackin!  I'm kinda shocked Patti has now decided she wants children.  She's 50 next year.  Does she mean to adopt?  Sure she's healthy and has lost a bunch of weight..but still.  50 is 50. She's moved to NY and being a Jewess from Short Hills NJ she will snag a rich dude for sure.

I've really noticed that men in LA aren't as gentlemenly as men in NYC.  Men in NY open doors, allow you to order before them, don't cut in front of you in line etc...however it's a free for all here in LA.  Out for dinner with a couple, the man jumped in and ordered before I did.  Isn't it ladies first?  And out to the movies with a couple (yes I am always the 3rd wheel), the man went ahead of me and gave his ticket before me - which i think he should of waited and said..."after you".  Chivalry is indeed dead on the West Coast.

Today's birthdays include Joe Jonas & Ben Affleck who has a big movie coming out 'The Town' with Pisces Jon Hamm, Virgo Blake Lively in September.  Looks good!

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl,

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Saturday August 14, 2010

2 Aquarians - Daphne and Humphrey...enjoying the sunny warm but not too hot weather in LA!  You suckers on the East Coast!

So everything happens in 3's and with 3 divorces announced this week...following lots of weddings in July...the cosmos is balancing things out.

Jonathon Schaech a Virgo and his wife of a month are divorcing!!  Jana Kramer is a Sagittarius - so bad match and big age difference definitely contributed to the downfall of this union.  He was orignally married to another Sagittarius Christina Applegate - who remarried an ARies and is pregnant.  Stay away from the Sags Johnathon!

Elizabeth Moss from Mad Men -  a Leo is splitting up with SNL hubby Sag Fred Armisen after a year of marriage.  What's with the SAGS?  Something's up there.

And finally ODD couple - ODD people Aries Patricia Arquette and HUNG hubby Pisces Thomas Jane are over and done with - again - for like the 4th time.

All very sad but it balances out all the weddings of last month. 

Today's birthdays include Halle Berry, Magic Johnson & Mila Kunis.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

Friday AUgust 13, 2010

This week has been my 20 year anniversary of being in the US of A!  I have known Susanne (Leo) above for 20 years today!  I started waitressing at Mickey Mantle's restaurant in NYC August 13, 1990.  Time flies doesn't it?? Susanne and I are both in LA now in a strange twist of fate. 

So new couple alert.  Gemini Dave Navarro and ex gf of Aries cheater Jesse James Michelle Bombshell McGee.  I think it's a perfect combo.  They can stare at each other's tattoos and ride their motorbikes around LA in their leather chaps and lick each others piercings and dye each other's hair black.  Perfect match!

Had a slap up dinner at Cecconi's on Robertson & Melrose last night.  Surly Girl on Robertson has been up and running and selling fabu stuff for 8 years!  Cheers to 8 years Surly Girl!  Quite a hotspot Cecconi's.  Very interesting crowd.

Today's birthdays include Danny Bonaduce & Albert Hitchcock.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Thursday August 12, 2010

Humpf in his Surly Girl bed...which he loved and wanted to take home!  Check out Surly Girl on Robertson - the best strip to spot the celeb...

So PIsces Kelsey Grammer has a new woman and a baby on the way.  He doesn't muck around does he? 
No wonder the divorce is going through so very quickly and that he seems totally unfazed by his wife of a long time - 13 plus years  - filing for divorce.

Keep in mind fellow bloggers that Mercury is getting ready to go out of phase August 20 - September 11 and is going out of phase in Virgo, a sign he rules.  he also rules Gemini.  Mercury retrograde in Virgo is NOT A GOOD THING!  It's going to affect Virgos, Capricorns and Taureans along with water signs - Cancers, Pisces and Scorpios the most.  Air and fire signs - everyone - is affected when Mercury goes out of phase but in Virgo, the perfectionist of the zodiac, even more so.  SO get your cosmic ducks in a row now!

Today's birthdays include Pete Sampras, George Hamilton & Dominique Swain.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

xoxo

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Wednesday August 11, 2010

my baby boy - he's at the vets right now being neutered/fixed/given the chop...whatever you call it and mumma (me) is a very nervous, upset mumma...I didn't want to do it but it has to be done...

So J Lo says NO to American Idol.  She wanted too much money and so AI producers approached Cancer Jessica Simpson and Leo J Lo got pissed off.  I don't know about Jessica Simpson - she would be a good replacement for ditzy Gemini Paula Abdul who is sorely missed.  Speaking of AI, terrible to hear about Fantasia.  They found her in a closet in her house - she overdosed - attempted suicide - there'a a huge scandal involving her and her dating a married man she met while on AI.  Fantasia is a Cancer and takes things very much to heart. Like Jessica Simpson.  And Courtney Love.  Cancers tend to take things way too much to heart and are the most emotional sign in the zodiac.

So back to the drawing board for AI. 

Congrats to Gemini ALanis Morrisette and her baby news.  One of the best albums of all time which I play all the time on my I-Pod. 

Rumours around the Leo Sandra Bullock was photographed Monday with ex husband and cheating bastard Aries Jesse James.  Say it ain't so.

Today's birthdays include Dancing with the Stars contestant Steve Wozniak & Hulk Hogan.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Tuesday August 10, 2010

Corona Del Mar in the OC - a beautiful slice of the world...

Cancer Jessica Simpson giving up on ever fitting into her Daisy Dukes when filming the 'Dukes of Hazzard' and instead embracing her fuller figure and her curves.  However that hasn't stopped Lucky magazine from airbrushing her body so that she looks slim, trim and terrific.

I (as a curvaceous woman) embrace Jessica's embracing and feel that the stick thin figures of Hollywood - like Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie, Tori Spelling, Nicole Kidman etc are freaks of nature and not people that we can ever emulate.  I mean have you seen Megan Fox or Angelina Jolie up close?  Freaks of nature! And Jessica has mad curves, boobs, a butt etc.  She must have starved herself to get that thin for 'Dukes of Hazzard'.  Now we have to do something about her jaw and her speaking voice!

What's up with Laurence Fishburnes's porn star/hooker daughter Montana?  She's a Leo as is her proud??papa Laurence.  She says she wants to have sex on film, like Libra Kim Kardashian and make her fortune...too bad for the backlash on her very famous and seemingly conservative dad and the rest of her family. 

Note to everyone.  Mercury is going out of phase in Virgo in 10 days.  Get your cosmic ducks in a row now!

Today's birthdays include Antonio Banderas & Rosanna Arquette.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Monday August 9, 2010

the sign that so many people come to LA to see and take pictures of...I see it every single day and I always get a kick out of it!

BUSH IS BACK!  Not George W...but girly bush.  Who watched Entourage last night?  Who saw Sasha's Grey full on black bush on HD TV?  Sasha, a Pisces, is one of the biggest porn stars in the world - and is also a mainstream actress - she is Vincent Chase's current girlfriend on the show. 

2 weeks ago on Hung, also on HBO, one of the ladies paying for Pisces Thomas Jane's services had a big old bush too.  Is it mandatory if you're going to be on HBO to cover up your privates with bush?  Is it some sort of censoring action?  You only see bush.  You don't see anything else.  Meanwhile the boys on Entourage last night had a long discussion about bush V bald.  I'm sure Sasha Grey doesn't normally sport such bush on camera in her porn movies.  Maybe it was a fake bush??

Anyway, enough about bush...let's have a look see what your week looks like...with a New Moon in Leo today!

Aries (March 21 – April 20)


Monday - Leo New Moon day – is quite possibly going to be one of the best days of the year for you. It’s a selfish day and week for you and while some of you ‘lesser Rams’ may feel guilty for being so absorbed in you, the stronger Rams will seize the opportunity to make it all about them. Plus with a stellar line up of Saturn, Venus and Mars in Libra, your opposite sign, people dig you right now.

Taurus (April 21 – May 21)

If your towels and bath mats are beyond ‘well loved’, use the energy of Monday’s New Moon in your domestic diva zone and replace them. Midweek the Moon recovers from being fresh and new in your domestic zone and hits home in your romance zone. Single? A Virgo is very much someone you need to be around if possible. Fit in some beauty maintenance midweek and hit the town confident.

Gemini (May 22 – June 21)

Your mind has been buzzing with ideas of late and one of them is a really good one. Just don’t blab it all over town. Hang onto it for a little while longer and get organized! If you can combine your brilliant mind with some Leo savvy, all the better. Librans are also people who ‘get you’ and are on your wavelength. You’re on a creative high right now. Don’t waste it on small stuff. Think big.



Cancer (June 22 – July 22)

Money and how to make more of the colourful stuff is on your mind all week, spurred on by the New Moon in Leo, your money and self-esteem zone. Plus Jupiter and Uranus are insisting that you make something of yourself career wise, hanging out in your career zone. You are probably going to feel as if you are under immense pressure to perform. Don’t have performance anxiety though.



Leo (July 23 – August 23)

Your once a year New Moon comes around on Monday. It’s your day to play Princess or Queen. A time for new beginnings and a time for celebration. The dual nature of the Sun and New Moon in your fiery sign gives birth to a double dose of excitement and ‘bling’ that will light up any event from a wedding to a business start-up. If something isn’t all about you, make it.

Virgo (August 24 – September 23)

You pride yourself on being the master of your own domain. And luckily for you, the stars align to make sure that this week, you are. Just know that come August 20, Mercury skips town in your sign and you won’t be feeling as cocky as you are right now. ‘Get it sorted’ is your motto for the next few weeks. Monday’s New Moon brings up an old hurt. Fix it this time around. Stop pretending it didn’t happen.



Libra (September 24 – October 23)

Venus, Mars and Saturn in your sign is a rather heavy load to bear, but if anyone can do it, you can. Monday’s New Moon in your friendship, hopes and wishes zone has you meeting someone you instantly connect with. Don’t muck around girls. Pin them down – times and dates to hang out again soon. Be proactive. You don’t want to miss a thing this week.

Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)

Uranus, the surprise planet moves back into your romance zone this weekend. Don’t think something is over and done with. You’re likely to get caught up in something totally out of the blue – and fall fast. Creatively you’re on a roll too. You have a great idea, you just need someone to extract it out of you. And don’t let your past hunt you down and skin you alive (literally). Be in control of your baggage and check it. Permanently.

Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)

Monday’s New Moon puts the wanderlust in your morning java. You’re off looking at hot spots around the globe and fantasizing about your next jaunt. If you can’t afford the whole shebang, cut it down a tad. If you can’t afford any of it, it’s something to save and plan for in the future. A Leo points out something so bloomin obvious to you midweek you feel like an idiot. Thank them, pick your pride up off the floor and rewind.









Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

There’s no point denying you messed up. Monday’s New Moon in your joint projects and resources zone is calling on you to admit that you didn’t hold up your end of the bargain. That’s okay though. You’ve been saving the best for last haven’t you? Shock them with your bravado and your willingness to take a risk this week. It’s time to start focusing your mental energies on systems analysis and details. Cleaning up a little mess is part of this process.



Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)

Relationships and the people who are in your life in every which way are on your mind this week. Monday’s New Moon highlights your one on one person zone. How you relate to others is under the spotlight. You could hear some things that hurt your feelings (for once) too this weekend. Better to know where you stand and who’s in your corner though. Listen to a Libra who has some words of wisdom scattered in their monologue.

Pisces (February 20 – March 20)

Avoid getting caught up in something that is not your business or concern at work this week. Monday’s Full Moon in your hard work zone has you huffing and puffing over preferential treatment for a coworker. Keep out of it! Same with the joint project you’re working on. Do what you need to do and even if you come off self-absorbed it's okay.
 
Today's birthdays include Aussie Eric Bana, Whitney Houston and Melanie Griffith.
 
Till tomorrow,
 
Cosmic well wishes,
 
Astrogirl
 
xoxo
 
http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Sunday August 8, 2010

yet another beautiful sunset in Laguna Beach...one of my fav places in the world...

ANother celeb sighting at Runyon yesterday - Cesar Millan - a Virgo - walking with a cute woman and his big grey pit bull who was so well trained and behaved it was unbelievable.  The pit had a ball in its mouth, didn't stop and chat with other dogs, was off leash and kept his eye on Cesar the whole time.  A job to witness.  Cesar is tiny!  He is very Zen however and seems taller than he really is.

Jessica Simpson was just on TV and I have to say, why is she talking like she's had her jaw wired?  I know I've said it before, but her voice and the way she talks is really weird!! She is not overweight, she is not plump.  She just talks funny!

Today's birthday includes Robin Quivers & Roger Federer.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Saturday August 7, 2010

our very own Disney movie!  2 dogs - one big, one small, on an adventure...meanwhile proud mummas were 4 feet behind (you can see my shadow!).

So Librans Wyclef Jean and Pras Michel from the Fugees are going at it - should Wyclef run for President of Haiti or not?  Wyclef says yes, Pras says no.  Wyclef owes money apparently - to the IRS ($1.2 million) and takes private jets to Haiti versus flying commercial.  Plus he owes Jacob the Jeweler money (Jacob is in jail for tax evasion/money laundering) so maybe Clef doesn't think he needs the money right now?

Leo Sean Penn came out against Clef and said $900,000 was misappropriated during the Haiti Earthquake relief  - and Pras is backing the other dude in the race for a new President.  Wyclef hasn't made any real public statements about anything so far.  We shall see what happens but my guess is that Clef will win the election. His lack of experience etc won't matter.  He is charismatic, won Grammy's and is very popular in Haiti.

Today's birthdays include the lovely Charlize Theron & naughty David Duchovny.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Friday August 6, 2010

me and the Humpf in front of the most famous signs in the world...on yet another beautiful day in LA...this summer has been amazing - 80 by day, 60 by night...I don't miss the humidity of NYC at all.

Runyon is packed which is unusual at this time of year because it's usually too hot to hike.  Packed with mainly rich, successful Hollywood types who all look unhappy, miserable and as if they are hiking the Great Wall of China on their way to their execution.  Aussie Cancer Stephanie Jacobsen from Melrose Place was moping along...I realize Melrose got axed but honey - you're gorgeous, you're an Aussie with an Aussie accent and you will work again...and you probably made more money in one season of Melrose than people make it a few years...so hop back into your Range Rover and off you go...

As for Libra Bristol Palin and Scorpio Levi Johnston...what a drama and how embarrassing for everyone!  They break up, he does PlayGirl, dates Scorpio Kathy Griffin (or so she would like to think) and then announce they are getting back together and are getting married...and then a few days later it's all over and they are back to hating each other...which no doubt suits monster in law Aquarius Sarah Palin.  The things that go on in Alaska!!

I continue to be glued to the TV show Jersey Shore.  So much drama!  So much drinking and dancing and hangovers and making out and young people's stuff!  It's like being 22 again without actually having to be 22 again...trashy MTV that you can't help tuning into and being grateful it's not your child on the TV!

Today's birthdays include Lucille Ball, Andy Warhol and Geri Halliwell.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Thursday AUgust 5, 2010

Humpf and a little girl he found along the way...he loves kids and is really good with them...at least someone is!

I can't quite believe that 40 billionaires including Ted Turner, Bill Gates and Michael Bloomberg are all donating half their fortunes to charity.  Ted's a Scorpio,Bloomberg a Valentine's Day Aquarius, Gates a Scorpio and Warren Buffet a Virgo.  An amazing gesture for sure. 

As is the Prop 8 reversal!  GAYS everywhere can sing and dance in the streets again!  No doubt WeHo was alive with the strains of Beyonce, GaGa, Enrique and Ricky Martin last night!  About time and hopefully that's the end of it. Live and let live people. 

Today's birthdays include Patrick Ewing & Maureen McCormick.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

xoxo

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Wednesday August 4, 2010

Humpf's first major haircut...he looks all grown up now!  I guess he's 6 months old so he is all grown up! I took him to Ala Mutt in Toluca Lake and had 4 hours to myself!  Woo-hoo!!  Nice!

Barack Obama our embattled President turns 49 today.  And boy does he look it.  His Capricorn wife Michelle Obama is in Spain so he's on his own - which i'm sure he will enjoy.  Some peace and quiet  - just him and his dog Bo (who's turned into a really nice dog).

LiLo is in rehab where she beongs and hopefully she can find the help she needs.  She is a very talented actress if she can get past her drug addiction and her emotional dependency on all the sycophants surrounding her.

Entourage continues to tickle and tantalize!  However what's with Cancer cutie Jessica Simpson?  her hair is all wrong - flat on the top and curly on the ends...plus she talks like she's had her jaw wired or something - all of a sudden she has 'Locus Valley lockjaw'.  Like the guy from 'Gilligan's Island' - the rich dude - she is talking like that! Thurston Howell!! Why is this happening?  her head is HUGE and doesn't match her body.  She's got the Mariah Carey big head syndrome!  But the way she talks through gritted teeth is really off putting.  Fix it!

Leo Jeremy Piven is giving his best performance yet as Ari Gold.  He is so full of energy/hate/lust/bullshit...love it!  As for E (Pisces Kevin Connolly) - no way he would be engaged in real life to that beautiful, smart, successful woman!  In real life, Kevin is dating Aussie Sophie Monk, a Sagittarius previously linked to Pisces Benji Madden , Virgo Benji Madden, Capricorn Ryan Seacrest & Aries Joe Francis.  Quite the Hollywood roster!  You should have stopped at Ryan Seacrest girl!  You would enjoy quite the life with him!

Getting my car washed in Burbank yesterday, my blackberry time was interrupted by a guy talking loudly into his phone.  Turned around to give him a dirty look only to find it was Cancer Patti Stanger's sidekick Destin Pfaff - minus the piercings and craziness...he is much smaller in real life of course! 

Apart from our President, Billy Bob Thornton celebrates his birthday today too.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Tuesday August 3, 2010

2 dogs on a road to nowhere with a stick in mouth...heaven!  Capricorn Ava and Mr Humphrey the Aquarius are pretty adorable together...

So it's August!  Amazing.  2010 is flying by isn't it?  Let's look and see what is in store for our naughty celebs. 

AUGUST 2010 CELEB REPORT


BY ASTROGIRL

Leos – this month’s birthday sign and the most represented sign in the Hollywood line up…

Check out the list below and put all these names in your Leo pipe and smoke it…it’s an agent’s dream list!

* Madonna

* Robert De Niro

* Charlize Theron

* Ben Affleck

* J Lo

* Jeremy Piven

* Anna Paquin

* Julian McMahon

* Sandra Bullock

* Sean Penn

* Halle Berry

* Barack Obama

* Melanie Griffith

* Bill Clinton

* Taylor Momsen

* Eric Bana

* Melanie Griffith

* Antonio Banderas



August is a crunch month for everyone, with Mercury going out of phase in Virgo – the sign that craves and demands perfection. There are sure to be some bad P.R. stunts and news out of Hollywood this month, with Mercury out of phase in one of the signs it rules.

The biggest news here in Hollywood is Capricorn Mel Gibson, Cancer Lindsay Lohan & Sagittarius Brad Pitt shaving his beard off! LOL. Plus the amazing amount of celeb weddings of late – Taurus Megan Fox & Cancer Brian Austin Green, Pisces Emily Blunt & Libran John Krasinski, long time lovers Scorpio Calista Flockhart & Cancer Harrison Ford, Pisces Carrie Underwood married hockey player Gemini Mike Fisher, Taurus Penelope Cruz married her hottie Pisces Javier Bardem and comedian Martin Lawrence an Aries married his long time girlfriend. That’s a lot in one month!

Capricorn Mel Gibson has eclipsed Tiger Woods in Capricorn disaster for the sign! Meanwhile his gold digging Russian gal pal Oksana is a Capricorn too! I must say she’s super brave to be doing all this – putting the tapes online and showing pictures of her banged up teeth. Mel has friends in high places and I would be scared to do all of this – living in a big house on my own – let’s hope she has security and a couple of big dogs!! Apparently Mel wants his ex wife Virgo Robyn back but she’s got her money (approx $500 million) and is dating someone and doing great. Good for you Robyn!

Mel’s career is done – if not for good – for a long time – so he needs to hide out somewhere and lick his wounds – he sounded so upset and angry on the tapes! I think he really did love Oksana and he felt he left his wife and his life for her and then she decided he was crazy and didn’t want him in her life, her house (which he bought her) or near their child Lucia. Fair enough he cracked it, but…surely he knew he was being recorded? Her answers are so robotic and she doesn’t get upset at all in case he hangs up – she needs him to keep talking/threatening. Surely he realized something was up? Anyway, it’s done now. It’s all on radar online and you can read it online and some of it is pretty upsetting.

If he really did hit her and break her teeth…he doesn’t have a leg to stand on. Plus he did threaten her more than once and that too doesn’t look good for him in the lawsuit case coming up. It’s all about money and extortion and Mel has fallen for the age old gold digger trick and had a baby with it…so he has 18 years of child support to pay.

Cancer Lindsay Lohan is still in the slammer – surprising – because from all reports, the prisons here in LA are so overcrowded, she was going to be out in a few days. Out of her 90 days she’s expected to only do 14. Her cell is tiny, she’s on lockdown for 23 hours a day and gets to shower every second day. I don’t know if that’s such an issue for her though – she always looks abit grotty! What’s her next move going to be? She needs to sober up, get clean and find a great role (like Halle’s Monster Ball/Charlize Theron’s Monster/) and rock our world with her acting chops.

Rehab is the new black here in LA. Lilo is going in as soon as she gets out of the slammer, no doubt Mel Gibson will go into rehab for anger management, Jesse James went in for something, and now Celeb Rehab has scored Rachel Uchitel, the infamous Tiger whore on the show! We will all watch the show just to get a look at the goods and what made Tiger so crazed that he risked and lost everything for her. She is the ultimate temptress that’s for sure. Apparently the show paid her $500,000 US for her to be on the show.

Cancer cutie Jessica Simpson just turned 30, landed a guest role on ‘Entourage’ and a new man – footballer Virgo Eric Johnson, hot off a divorce and very much into Jess. After her bad break up with Taurus Tony Romo (who’s now dating Chace Crawford’s sister Candace), it’s a wonder she’d do another jock..but there you go. Aquarius Jennifer Aniston is dating Capricorn Christopher Gartin, who is going through a bad divorce with his ex Aussie wife Joanne Gartin – a wedding planner. Let’s hope this one works out for Jen!

Sagittarius Britney Spears looks like she’s been riding the crazy train again of late. Wild hair, no shoes, dirty looking, making funny faces at paparazzi…meanwhile her man fellow Sag Jason Trawick looks like her twin brother! He went from clean cut to homeless in a few months. Put her back on her meds and lock her back in her mansion dad!

Angelina Gemini and major movie star got paid $20 million to do SALT her new movie and is getting rave reviews. Not only did she snag Sag Brad Pitt, but she has 6 kids and seems to love her life! In recent interviews she’s come across really well – very smart, spiritual and serene. Her dad Jon Voight is back in her life and her little Shiloh looks like a little boy and it’s all very cute. She really does come across well in interviews – she’s very much a Gemini in that she has a great way with words.

Madonna’s daughter Libra Lourdes (Lola) is quite the little lady - a Libra blessed with her very own sense of style and she has great taste and has a clothing line now at Macy’s. Go Lola. She has turned out to be a really nice girl – despite her upbringing, having Guy Ritchie in her life for 10 years etc – no sign of Madonna’s son Rocco much – I wonder if she let Guy take him back to London with him in the divorce settlement?

AM sure there is more drama/gossip to share with you all but this is the major stuff happening Stateside right now.

Today's birthdays include Martha Stewart & Tom Brady.

Astrogirl



xoxo