Saturday May 1, 2010

Aries me, Taurus lovely DWTS Tom Bergeron and Virgo Kelly

Today's birthdays for the Kentucky Derby include Tim McGraw who is married to long time wifey Virgo Faith Hill (a great match)

MAY 2010 CELEBRITY REPORT

BY ASTROGIRL

Taurus the Bull..

Ruled by Venus, the goddess of love and beauty, you Taureans find the beauty in pretty much everything and everyone. That’s why so many of our most beautiful celebs are Taureans. Have a look at the list below and you’ll see what we mean…

* George Clooney

* Jessica Alba

* David Beckham

* Uma Thurman

* Dev Patel

* Andie MacDowell

* John Cena

* Valerie Bertinelli

* Tom Welling

* Sheena Easton

* Daniel Day-Lewis

* Kirsten Dunst

* Tim McGraw

* Kelly Clarkson

* The Rock Dwayne Johnson

* Audrina Patridge

* Jason Biggs

* Rosario Dawson

* David Charvet

* Holly Valance

* David Boreanaz

* Janet Jackson

* Enrique Iglesias

* Cate Blanchett

* Penelope Cruz

* Megan Fox

* Michelle Pfeiffer

Can you believe the Taurus line up? Some of the most beautiful people in the world fall under the sign of Taurus. But with that beauty comes a stubbornness that has to be seen to be believed. And following on from the Full Moon April 27/28 in Scorpio (Taurus relationship zone) and the continuation of Mercury retrograde in Taurus through May 11, there is more to come!

The big news in May is the fact that Mercury is out of phase through May 11 and Uranus the planet of the unexpected and unusual moves into Aries May 28 – August 15. So Aries celebrities are prone to doing unusual things – maybe not so much in May but definitely June – mid-August.

Alec Baldwin for example could suddenly marry someone out of the blue. Just like Scorpio Shayne Lamas who married someone she’d known for a week in Vegas...where else? May is a very unpredictable month, set off by the lunar energy of the Full Moon April 27/28. And as we said, Mercury out of phase through May 11 there will be plenty of ups and downs and silly misunderstandings and drama!

Will Penelope Cruz finally get hitched to long time lover and totally hot hunky Pisces Javier Bardem? May is the month she could just do that and announce she’s pregnant. Taureans are very private people and don’t share themselves easily. George Clooney for example is someone who guards his life with strict privacy. Ever since the death of Cancer Princess Diana years ago he has been on a personal vendetta against the paparazzi who he had such a big hand in her death.

George seems to be hot and heavy and happy with Elisabetta Canalis who is always by his side and in pics and at premieres with him. Her birth date is September 12, so she’s a Virgo! Purrfect match for our darling Taurus George. She seems very independent and almost masculine in a way. I think out of the entire parade of Sheila’s he’s dated, she’s a good one for him.

What’s the story with ‘are they or are they not dating’ Taurus Renee Zellweger and hottie Capricorn hunkster Capricorn Bradley Cooper? A great fit astrologically (Jim Carrey her long ago ex is also a Capricorn) and she needs to get married and have a baby - time’s a ticking girl! What a beautiful child they would have – blond, blue eyed and athletic.

Speaking of Jim Carrey, sad that he and Scorpio lady love Jenny McCarthy broke up. Apparently Jim had a big depression problem and couldn’t shake it. He would disappear days and lock Jenny out of the house they shared. He was in and out of the relationship all the time too. Jenny has her Autistic son Evan to deal with and she needed a really strong man by her side. Capricorn men can be weak (Tiger Woods) at times even though they are a big strong earthy goat!

Venus in Gemini through May 21st is sure to throw a spanner in the mix when it comes to relationships. Venus in Gemini is quirky, unsettling, flirtatious, open to meeting new people etc. We could hear about an affair or flirtation that we didn’t think would ever happen between very strange people…or we could hear about a crazy break up that shocks us all to the core.

Mars spend his last month in Leo, the terminator of the zodiac. Get ready for some fun and games May 28 when Uranus moves into Aries and the fire starters really get going! A Full Moon in fiery Sagittarius completes the fire circle and there is no doubt that something BIG is going to happen or be announced or found out around May 26/27/28/29. You heard it here first! And more than likely it will involve a Gemini, an Aries, a Leo or a Sag.

Big shout out to my favourite rocker sexy Pisces Bret Michaels. He has 9 lives this bloke! His Moon in Scorpio, Mercury in Pisces, Venus in Aquarius and Mars in Leo makes his very balanced. But the Mars in Leo is what will get him through this latest health crisis. A brain hemorrhage is not good! But he has lived with diabetes for years and he has such a great attitude to life and love and everything. ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ is on here right now and he is adorable on the show! Donald Trump loves him as does everyone else on the show. A big cosmic get well soon from Astrogirl Bret! Rock on!

So from there I go to Virgo loser Charlie Sheen (seriously he makes my skin crawl). Wife beater, drunk, drug abuser and now he’s in rehab with a shaved head and walking around in pajamas like a crazy person. His wife is no better – she’s supposedly a crystal meth user (but then again being married to him would drive you to smoke crack!). He’s off – he has bad karmic energy and there’s something about him that is really OFF.

Living in Hollywood in LA as I do, I see celebs all over the place – every single day. Saturday night I was dining at Katana in Hollywood – a hot and happening sushi place. Aries Eddie Murphy and Aquarius Arsenio Hall were there – both of them were really gracious, nice, patient and Eddie actually stood up when his gorgeous lady date went to the bathroom and returned from the bathroom! Imagine that! Aries Eddie you rock!

So get ready for some fiery drama towards the end of May!

Cosmic Well Wishes,

Astrogirl

xoxo