Monday May 10, 2010

Ladies man Humphrey B Bear and my girl Virgo Mariquita...he loves the ladies!

Urth Cafe on Melrose yesterday for lunch with my Surly Girl Scorpio Michelle, we spotted hottie Maksim Chmerkovskiy and tall blond Taurus Erin Andrews coming out of Le Quitodien and being ushered into 2 different cars...Max in a sporty white Mercedes (with dealers plates...) and her in a big silver Escalade.  They followed each other in the cars and am sure went off for some more 'practice'.  Lucky gal!  Taurus and Capricorns are great matches.  Both earth signs, they are both honest and practical when it comes to relationships.   Erin is ruled by Venus, the goddess of love, so she is really into being in a good, solid relationship.  Capricorns can tend to be more of the player type - but when they meet the one, they can settle into a nice, normal, healthy relationship.

Maksim was  previously engaged to fellow dancer and fellow Capricorn Karina and broke up rather unexpectedly.  2 Capricorns together don't usually work.  2 of anything don't usually work actually...

Today's birthday include Bono, Sid Vicious and AManda Borden.

No let's look at the week ahead for you...

Aries (March 21 – April 20)

Mercury moves forward and there’s a New Moon in your self-esteem and wealth zone this week. It’s very much a time when you are reassessing your priorities. Cutting up credit cards or hiding them from your greedy little hands might be a good idea. You tend to go on shopping and spending sprees and then regret it. Buyer’s remorse was targeted towards you. Single? A friend suddenly seems much friendlier. Are you willing to test the friendship lust waters with him?

Taurus (April 21 – May 21)

Big news in your sign this week, with Mercury, the king of communication resumes its forward motion and a New Moon in your sign highlights all those things that you need to toss. The next fortnight is the best time to begin a new adventure. ‘Old with the old in with the new’ has never been more appropriate for you. You tend to get stuck in ruts. Don’t mess up your fancy manicure. Grab a shovel and dig your way out.

Gemini (May 22 – June 21)

Finally! Your ruler Mercury is reporting for work this week. But he usually takes a week or so to really warm up and get motivated to do anything. So hold off on making any ‘mad moves’ just yet. Just know that when you’re ready to make your grand reappearance, the world will be ready too. Librans and Aquarians are really good ‘go to’ peeps for you at this time. Love weaver Venus spends her last week in your sign. Get that long overdue haircut/makeover now.







Cancer (June 22 – July 22)

Positive, healthy planetary play in your dreams, hopes and friendship zone makes this the perfect week for you to showcase your talents. Draw inspiration from those friends who have really made good on their promises to both you and themselves and done whatever they set out to do. Allow the New Moon midweek to really inspire you to finally do something you’ve been banging on about for way too long. And with Mercury finally moving direct, it’s time to kiss and make up with that bff you had a silly tiff with recently.

Leo (July 23 – August 23)

Mars the planet of ambition is the reasoning behind your constant need to be out in front. Like an Olympic athlete you are on the mark and ready set to go. The only thing that has been holding you back has been fear. Fear of failure. But as the old and very wise saying goes ‘it’s better to have tried and failed than to never have tried at all’. Remember that this weekend when you dare yourself to do something. Follow through. You have Marsian and energy on your side.

Virgo (August 24 – September 23)

New places and spaces attract your interest this week under the Taurus New Moon in your solar ninth house of higher learning. Taking a course or class is just what the cosmic doctor has in mind for you. Solo? You could connect with a potential love story while traveling or attending a reunion. Taureans are purrfect matches for you. Venus in your career zone is just what you need workwise too. Just make sure you come through when needed and if you talk yourself or something up, the words had better ring true!

Libra (September 24 – October 23)

This week’s New Moon could fatten your bank account with a raise, bonus or windfall. Buy some scratchies and lotto tickets with a Taurus if you have one handy (and one you can trust). Caution is needed however with investments. Don’t put your funds at risk too much (like cashing in your super to buy real estate on the advice of a know it all friend). Mercury turns direct this week in your joint resources and projects zone. It’s time to get the band back together!

Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)

Relationships really fire up this weekend once Mercury the planet of chichat moves direct in your one on one relationship zone. If you had a silly falling out with someone, it’s time to stop being so ‘on point with your point of view’ and realize that not everyone thinks along the same lines as you do. Being easygoing is not easy for you most of the time, but it’s imperative that you relax or you will lose people who mean a lot to you (not that you would easily admit it).





Sagittarius (November 23 - December 21)

Just as you question what the hell you’re doing workwise, a New Moon in your hard work and dedication zone makes you realize that you haven’t been putting in enough or getting enough back at your 9-5 grind. Venus the schmoozer spends her last week in your relationship zone, so make sure you network (suck up) to whomever it is you need to network (suck up) to. Listen more than you talk and take any and all advice to heart. If you don’t have a mentor, get one.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

Accept every invitation that comes your way this week. You’ve become somewhat of a hermit of late, with Mercury retrograde. It’s time for you to break out of your cave, shave your legs, wash your hair , put on the war paint and get back out there! This week’s New Moon hits home in your romance, self-fulfillment and creative zone. If you’ve ever thought of taking up painting, drawing or sewing, this is the time to do it. Single? Love is in the air for you goats.

Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)

Family relationships are never easy for you loners of the zodiac. You like your alone time and your down time and family tends to be needy. Lucky this week’s New Moon shines on your home and family zone this week and with Mercury moving direct too, you can cope with whatever comes your way. It’s a great time for you to tackle household repairs, projects and improvements. Or just clean up around the flat…for those of you who cringe at the thought of ripping out tiles and painting.

Pisces (February 20 – March 20)

Be the one to approach someone for a makeup session. Even if you feel you weren’t the main player on stage, being the first to try to smooth things over is great karma for you. Mercury direct and a New Moon in your communication zone promises things will go well and you’ll be back on track. A short trip somewhere fun is also in your stars. Road trip! Grab your bff and your cute and fluffy pet and hit the open road. A winery, mountain or spa is awaiting your arrival!


Till tomorrow,

Astrogirl,

xoxo