Astrogirl

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Thursday, May 20, 2010

Thursday May 20, 2010

Aries me, Ava the Capricorn brown lab and Humphrey my baby boy Maltipoo - the Aquarius...

So Cancer Lindsay Lohan got her passport stolen in France and is unable to get back here to the US to attend her court ordered appearance?  A bench warrant has been issued for her.  For goodness sake - when is this girl going to get it?

France can have her!  Stay there Lindsay!  You're a bloody nuisance and they can have you!  French people are generally rude, arrogant and major snobs.  Sounds like you've found the right place to be stranded. And why not make it a family affair?  You, your wretched mum, way too old looking for a 16 year old sister, wife beater wearing father and the rest of the Lohan load and move to France!

So great to see Pisces Bret Michaels on Oprah via satellite from Arizona yesterday.  He is still suffering - he's not the 'old Bret yet', but he's alive, and he's going to be better than ever!  So nice to see his beautiful daughters too - they are both knockouts! And can't wait for the finale of Celebrity Apprentice - team Bret all the way!

Watched 'The Hills' last night.  Is Leo Spencer for real?  is this just 'acting' if you can call it that?  Virgo Heidi had a lobotomy along with her plastic surgery.  She's as dumb as they come!  She is doing a really good job of making herself look like a dumb blonde.  Heidi and Spencer are headed to soft pornville here in the valley.  Vivid Entertainment has them on speed dial no doubt!  She looks like a porn star, he looks like a crystal wearing pimp.  2 lost souls in lalaland...

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

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