Friday April 30, 2010

Hollywood sunset

Sad news to hear about Leo Halle Berry splitting from hunky Capricorn baby daddy recently...

Halle Berry, Boyfriend Split

Couple Have Child Together

Halle Berry and her boyfriend, Gabriel Aubry, of five years have broken up.



Radaroline.com reports the two, who have a 2-year-old child together, broke up a few months ago.



According to the report, the two have already hammered out a custody and financial agreement with an attorney.



A source said the 9-year age difference between the two put a strain on the relationship.



Berry is 43, Aubry is 34.



Halle Barry



"Gabriel just felt it wasn't working anymore," the source said. "When they were first together the 9-year age difference between them didn't faze him, she was the most beautiful woman he had ever dated and he was totally in love. But as time went on he started feeling it more and more."



Radaronline.com reported Gabriel just wanted joint custody and did not ask for any money.



Halle has been married and divorced twice before: to former baseball player Aries David Justice who she claimed abused her and Libra Eric Benet who she said cheated on her. And Leo Wesley Snipes who allegedly threw her down a flight of stairs and caused such damage in her ear, she is now deaf in one ear.  Gabriel being a Capricorn seemed a nice fit for Halle.  No drama.  And there's been no drama with the break up.  Halle has been spending a lot of time in NYC lately.  She has the most beautiful daughter with Gabriel.  She has much to be grateful for and looks amazing!!

Hiking at Runyon yesterday was a windy experience!  LA is presently covered in dirt and pollen and there is a very high allergy/pollen count.  Duran Duran's John Taylor staggered past at one point, looking very thin.  John's a Cancer and 50 years old!  Wow - were all getting old!  He's married to Juicy Couture owner Scorpio Gela Nash.

Today's birthdays include 2 very hot messes  - Kirsten Dunst and Isiah Thomas.  What happened to Kirsten Dunst's career?  And Isiah got 'done' for putting his hands in the cookie jar (literally)  - having sex with interns and people who worked for him...

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic Well Wishes,

Astrogirl

xoxo

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Thursday April 29, 2010

my Capricorn hiking bff Ava - back in the day...

Thursday April 29, 2010

Every media outlet throughout the world buzzing about Leo Sandra Bullock's new man - her adopted son Louis Bardo Bullock.  How wonderful she was able to do this and get Jesse James out of the adoption deal as well.  She doesn't want that negative energy around her or the baby!

And Pisces Bret Michaels has turned the corner healthwise and is doing better.  What next Bret?  A broken leg sky diving?  Falling off your Harley??  Please someone wrap Bret in bubble wrap and don't let him go anywhere! And I really hope he wins Celebrity Apprentice!  He deserves to win. He's a perfect gentleman on that show - and is always willing to do the grunt work no one else wants to do.

Aries Kate Hudson is dodging rumours that she had breast implants.  If she did, they're kinda tiny and not at all plastic fantastic looking like Virgo circus freak Heidi Montag.  Who watched Monday night's first episode of 'The Hills'?  Even her own mother couldn't hide her horror looking at her.  Her daughter looks like a 45 year old Upper East Side divorcee instead of a young, fresh girl of 24.  From Crested Butte Colorado (always get a giggle at that..Crested Butte...she had no butt and had to get a butt implant!!) And she got her back hollowed out to make it more of a swayback?  Seriously?

Heidi and Spencer - a very weak 'Wizard of Oz Leo ' is a miserable mess with his blond beard and his little man syndrome.  He and Heidi are headed for the wastelands of TLC or divorce or BOTH.  There is absolutely no passion or connection between them.  They are kinda weird around each other.  I would say this is all an arranged 'marriage' and relationship.  They probably don't live together and definitely don't sleep together.  Their mojo is OFF.

Aquarius Christie Brinkley allegedly got a facelift recently, while daughter Alexis Ray had a nose job (due to the old deviated septum...).  Speaking of plastic surgery...I have wanted to say something for months but felt it would be too mean but...what's up with Rumer Willis?  She's a 22 year old girl and whatever they have done to her with the surgery to correct her 'Jay Leno chin'...they might need to go back in for a do-over.  She looks terrible and I feel sorry for her on 90210 surrounded by all the beautiful people - especially Cancer Anna-Lynne McCord who is ridiculously sexy and pretty.  Not to mention the other cast members who must feel as if nepotism can do wonders.  No way would they put Rumer on that show unless she had big time help. 

And while we have to mention Cancerian Lindsay Lohan - her 'will she die or won't she' watch has been going on for way too long.  Her dad was seen parading himself along Robertson Blvd with ex shag of Jon Gosselin Kate Majors.  Surprise Surprise - no paparazzi were interested in this dodgy couple.

I think the whole Lohan family is one big bust.  No one cares.  They all need to get a job!

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic Well Wishes,

Astrogirl

xoxo

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Wednesday April 28, 2010

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Wednesday April 28, 2010

Finally, on the eve of the Full Moon in Scorpio (which was at its strongest at 8.19 am this morning), Leo Sandra Bullock has announced to People magazine that she has filed for divorce AND in January, her and Jesse James - her Aries mongrel of a husband - adopted an African American baby from New Orleans.  Born in January - the son is hopefully an Aquarius - a better match for single Sandra.

Sandra called her son Louis (she heard a Louis Armstrong on the way to adopt her son).  All very sad.  There she was at the Academy Awards with Jesse, her secret adoption safe at home - and then a few days later the phone call - that In Touch were running the story of Jesse and his tattoeed skank on the side Michelle McGee.

So Sandra is now a single mum.  Amazing how life can change on you in a split second isn't it? Sandra seemingly had no idea her husband was up to all sorts of tricks and happily adopted a son with him.  The guilt Jesse James must feel!  Hopefully it will eat through his bones like a piranha.  No justice. He was big enough, ugly enough and old enough to know better. 

Jesse seems to feel he has completed therapy and is open to having Sandra back in the fold again (no doubt he needs someone to look after his 3 kids...).  Sandra is a Leo.  She doesn't need a man.  She has her man now in the form of her son Louis.  Enjoy Sandra.

Divorce looking possible for Virgo Charlie Sheen and fellow Virgo wife Brooke Mueller after claims of a beating, crystal meth smoking and then of course, Charlie looking like a wackadoo in his pajamas lately...cause for divorce!!

Star birthdays today include Jessica Alba, Penelope Cruz, Jay Leno & Ann Margret

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic Cheers,

Astrogirl

Tuesday April 27, 2010

My girl Ava with my slipper in the OC - she's an earthy Capricorn girl - she likes her slippers (they smell kinda earthy right?)

Had a late night drink at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel last night (the Pretty Woman hotel) as i like to call it.  The Guvnor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger, very much a Leo (July 30) was spotted in the lobby, while ladies of the night swanned around in various body skimming outfits looking for their next sugar daddy...for the night or maybe a few nights?

Sad to hear about the alleged beating of Jenna Jameson by Tito Ortiz - who seemed such a cutie and sweetie on 'Celebrity Apprentice'.  He was very upset at the press conference and claims Jenna (Aries April 9) is hooked on OxyContin, while Aquarius Tito (Jan 23) was trying to subdue her etc.  They have twins who were born in 2008, so this is all very sad.  Aquarians and Aries are naturally attracted to each other as Aquarians are air and Aries fire.  Aries excite Aquarians, while Aquarians are super smart and have a way of calming Aries down.  However ultimately, Aquarians are 'too cool for school' and don't show Aries enough passion.  Jenna - drugs or not - was trying to get Tito to pay her some attention.  So in many ways, this is partly Mercury retrograde, partly the Full Moon brewing and the fact that Jenna has a temper and if pushed, Tito will react.

Speaking of the Full Moon, it's a doozy!  It's a potent mix of Scorpio/Taurus energy.  Look out your window tonight and get a 'Captain Cook' at the Moon  - it will be absolutely huge and vibrant. 

Today's birthdays include Ace Frehley, Sheena Easton & Casey Kasem.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

xoxo

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Monday April 26, 2010

my home girl Gemini J Dray in Malibu...

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Monday April 26, 2010

A big Astrogirl cosmic shout out to Pisces Bret Michaels (March 15, 1963).  Whatever Bret did in a former life, he is paying for it now!  Car crashes, diabetes, being hit on the head during an Awards show, emergency appendectomy and now a serious brain hemorrhage which has him in the ICU with family and friends all worried for him.

I looked at Bret's chart and being a Pisces, he is very sensitive, romantic and creative - tick, tick and tick again.  His Moon is in passionate, sexual and strong Scorpio and with Mars in Leo, he has a strong chart.  Mars is energy and sustenance and with his Mars in Leo, Bret does indeed have 9 lives - which he needs and which he is definitely using up! 

If you haven't seen Bret on 'Celebrity Apprentice', do yourself a favor and watch it.  He's the sweetest, coolest, most engaging celebrity ever to be on this show.  He has a way with women that is truly unique.  He admires everyone and is always happy to see women and hang out with women.  He's the perfect gentleman too and while sure he's a rocker and has had his share of skanks...he also has 2 young daughters and is very attune to women and their needs and wants.

Get well soon Bret!!

Check out what's in your stars this week...

Know that Wednesday's Full Moon in Scorpio is a powerful one indeed...and will directly affect Scorpios, Pisces, Taureans, Virgos, Cancers and Capricorns ...

Aries (March 21 – April 20)

Big news this week, with an intense Full Moon shining on your financial zone that you share with others. Own real estate with a sibling or partner? It might come under cosmic fire this week and you will need to ensure that you’re protected. Venus in Gemini and Mars in Leo continues to make you the most social person you know. You’ll go to the opening of an envelope! Just make sure you don’t wear yourself out and end up exhausted and grumpy.

Taurus (April 21 – May 21)

You’ve known a friendship was coming to an end for some time, and now the end is in sight. This week’s Full Moon in your one on one relationship zone brings under cosmic scrutiny every person in your life. Weeding out your friends is never easy, but being honest with who is in it with you for the long haul versus what they can get out of it is vital. The theme of this Full Moon is being secure in times of emotionally intense crisis.

Gemini (May 22 – June 21)

Venus the goddess of love and beauty settles into your sign this week. Whenever she is around, you tend to feel the need to be prettier somehow. Now is a great time to get a major haircut. Dye your hair red or blond or brunette. Dieting and exercise aren’t great options when Venus is your homegirl, as she tends to make you want to eat chocolates and drive past the gym on the way to your mani/pedi appointment. Single? Get ready to mingle with a cute Libra you meet under the weirdest circumstances.





Cancer (June 22 – July 22)

Monday’s Full Moon is a real eye opening doozy for you. Transiting your romance, self-fulfillment and creative zone, you are in for more ‘reality bites’ moments than ever before. It’s also a time of closure for many of you. A time for you to let someone go who needs to go and in a few weeks welcome someone new to the fold. Think of Saturday as a pick-up day for Karmic waste removal. Stop clinging to things that don’t want to be clinged to.

Leo (July 23 – August 23)

Family saga is totally your cup of tea and this week, with a Full Moon hitting home in your home and family zone, chances are you will throw a few expletives around when squabbling with a relative or flatmate. Mars the gladiator in your sign isn’t helping your diplomatic approach to anything so if you really don’t want drama, grab your car keys and go get some fish and chips to quench appetites and squash the arguing for a while!

Virgo (August 24 – September 23)

Saturn, the planet of life lessons continues to sulk out of phase in your sign. Saturn helps us see things are they truly are. You are being tested right now and if you pass the test, you will receive a symbolic ‘certificate’ of some kind. You hate to fail. It’s not a word you ever mutter. So turn lemons into lemonade by refusing to let someone ‘tailgate you mentally’ this week with the Full Moon in your communications and influences zone and keep on doing what you do best.

Libra (September 24 – October 23)

Money and how recklessly you do or don’t spend it is under cosmic scrutiny this week, with an intense Full Moon shining on your cash flow and self-esteem zone. Feel down or under pressure and first thing you do is order something online or head straight to the shops? That reactive spending has to stop if you want to buy your home, car, vacation of your dreams. If you haven’t asked for professional financial help before, this is the week to visit with someone who thinks your idea of savings is investing in handbags not so funny…

Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)

Wednesday’s Full Moon in your sign is definitely newsworthy. The theme of your Full Moon could be finding ways to be secure in times of emotionally intense crisis. Because you are so incredibly secretive, you can expect to deal with any dark feelings that have been flying under the radar. Jealousy, hidden resentments, a bruised ego or deeply hidden hurts are likely to surface this week. The good news is that you are the most transformational of signs and this lunar energy also represents a major point of release.





Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)

Falling in lust is easy for you and this week is no exception, with Venus in your relationship zone and a Full Moon in your past karma zone. Boys from your past will suddenly turn up –on your mobile, your doorstep or lurking outside your work. And if things were never really sorted out, now’s the time. This is a serious week and some of you could realize you acted like a major brat. Friday the energy shifts and you realize that you were just being you. Take it or leave it chumps!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

Your friendship, hopes and wishes zone is hit hard by this week’s Full Moon and for those of you clambering for reason to stay friends with someone, you run out of them. Being more selective about who shares your world is vital going forward. Stop pretending people are too busy and that’s why they’re not returning your calls. Major planetary play on Sunday suggests that keeping a low profile is the best way to stay out of harm’s way on Sunday.

Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)

Work drama is not something you enjoy. Sure you participate in stirring up the troops and putting your two cents worth in while chatting in the tea room, but come time to stand your ground and fight for your rights…you’d rather sit it out! Midweek a Full Moon in your career zone forces you to get involved and you might even be viewed as the leader/mouthpiece for whatever upsets your coworkers have. Luckily charm is on your side and with Venus in your creativity zone; you come up with fabulous ‘sound bites’ that do actually work.

Pisces (February 20 – March 20)

This is your week for ‘spiritual reckoning’ Pisces. An in-depth Full Moon midweek in Scorpio is the catalyst for what you need to work on in your life. If you feel that someone is playing with your spiritual self-worth and you don’t always feel happy and secure in his or her presence, it’s time to limit the amount of time you spend with certain people. And if you aren’t happy with the direction your life is taking right now, this lunar happening is just the rudder you need to steer yourself elsewhere.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic Well Wishes,

Astrogirl

xoxo

Sunday April 25, 2010

my Leo bff and her crazy puppy Capricorn Ava at Runyon Canyon in LA...

Well the celebrity hits keep on coming!  I had dinner last night at Katana in WeHo with my Leo bff and her other half, Sagittarius HomeSlice (don't ask about HomeSlice - i think it's his version of 'homey')! 

Dinner was amazing but even better when all of a sudden Eddie Murphy (Aries) appeared in the restaurant with long time bff Arsenio Hall (Aquarius).  They were quite a few hanger oners around them - security and some beautiful women - Eddie's date was an exact copy of his ex wife Aquarius Tracey Edmonds who had been married to Aries Baby Face before.  Remember the marriage was over and done with in a few weeks/months? The marriage was never legal as they married in Bora-Bora and they decided not to make it legal when they got back.  And he had a baby with Leo Scary Spice Melanie Brown which at first he denied was his. 

Interesting that he and Arsenio have been bff's forever - since before 'Coming to America' - and that he was with Aquarius Tracey for a long time.  Eddie must have Aquarius rising or Aquarius Moon.

Anyway my bff Leo and I were facing the table where Eddie and Arsenio were seated and when his date went to the bathroom, Eddie stood up as she left the table and stood up again as she approached the table.  We were beyond impressed!  Aries Eddie (who turns 50 next year and looks amazing!) is a true gentleman.  Arsenio who is 54 also looks great!  Both Eddie and Arsenio have kept fit - Eddie was dressed in a very expensive 3 piece suit while Arsenio had the black Kangol hat and black outfit on. 

As they say 'good black don't crack'.

Today's birthdays include AL Pacino (amazing in HBO's 'You Don't Know Jack' last night , Renee Zellweger (who seems to have bagged the hottest bachelor in the Universe - Capricorn Bradley Cooper) and Talia Shire (Adrianne in the Rocky movies).

Make sure you check your weekly stars tomorrow.

Cosmic Cheers,

Astrogirl

xoxo

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Saturday April 24, 2010

once again Mr Luigi, a fabu Aquarius Pomeranian

Quite a day yesterday at Urth Cafe on Melrose.  The scene of many episodes of Entourage, it's one of the best places for people watching in LA and quite possibly the world.

Aries Alec Baldwin lunching with  a hottie blond - both weirdly dressed in winter clothes (so maybe they both just got in from NY?)  Alec is a bit of a disheveled wreck in real life.  Floppy hair, blotchy skin and dressed in corduroy shirt and pants in LA (74 degrees?).  He kept going inside and getting things from the very friendly staff - his soup heated, a knife (which he then used to stir his coffee?), more this, more that...it's amazing what hair and make up does on TV for people!

Rick Fox, the gorgeous Leo ex basketballer turned actor who was married to gorgeous Pisces Vanessa Williams and is now dating Capricorn Eliza Deshku (much younger of course).  Plus Aries Adam Rodriguez was also picking up take out and kindly opened the door for me when i sailed through with 3 glasses of water...with a big smile too!  Adam was most recently in 'Ugly Betty' and is one hot latino!

So needless to say, Urth Cafe was the place to be and yours truly was there with my sidekick Ava, the chocolate lab.

Today's celeb birthdays include Barbra Streisand, Kelly Clarkson, Cedric the Entertainer and John Paul Gaultier.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic Well Wishes,

Astrogirl

xoxo

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Friday April 23, 2010

the palm trees are swaying in LA...

Friday April 23, 2010

Finally there is light at the end of the Tiger Woods/Elin saga in that she is set to leave his sorry ass once and for all!  She has to leave him in the name of all women all over the world.  He is a serial cheater and he has put her life in jeopardy by sleeping with all these whores without use of a condom...

So Elin, a Capricorn like her whoring hubby - TAKE THE $$$ AND RUN!!

He was sleeping around on you the whole time...while you were pregnant, while you were in Sweden.  He screwed women in your kitchen!  The place you cook for your family...

There is no excuse for his behaviour.  Once again, if you don't think you can adhere to the rules of marriage - being faithful being one of the 'rules' - don't get married!  Stay single and screw your dick off!

Today's birthdays include Michael Moore, John Cena, Dev Patel and Valerie Bertinelli...

So what's in your stars today?

ARIES:
The lead up to next week's Full Moon is on.  Next week a powerful Full Moon in Scorpio, your 8th house of joint projects and resources has you dealing with business/partnership issues. 

TAURUS:
Life is not all about winners and losers girls and boys.  however with Mercury out of phase in your sign right now, there's a chance that you will feel as if life is indeed a game of chance.

GEMINI:
Do your thing today and don't let anyone rain on your parade.  Life is too short for you to worry what everyone else thinks.  Plus with Mercury out of phase, who cares?  All will be forgiven soon!

CANCER:
You're advised not to make any sudden moves today or try to do anything too adventurous.  It's not really in your cosmic mix to do such things anyway and besides, what if it doesn't work out?

LEO:
Don't be too annoyed today when someone tries to reel you in or tell you what you can and cannot do.  It's all going to work out in the end and you will be victorious.

VIRGO:
This is a fortunate time of year for you except for the fact that your ruler Mercury is out of phase and Murhpys Law of whatever can go wrong will go wrong...so if you're traveling, be prepared for delays.

LIBRA:
A coworker you actually trust might in fact be working against you, so watch out.  You are too trusting at times Librans and it definitely catches up with you every now and again. 

SCORPIO:
Listen up today.  Don't take anything too much at face value.  Instead, simply accept and understand what it is you can and cannot do and go from there.

SAGITTARIUS:

There is more to life than being a good person.  Sure you light up every room you enter etc, but you also have to stay true to you.  Today tests that.

CAPRICORN:
Be useful today. Nothing worse than someone who has no real concept of what's going on and isn't aware of his or her carbon footprint.

AQUARIUS:
There is nothing worse than feeling as if you are missing out on something or worse yet, that you aren't as easily adaptable as others.  Don't worry, with a little tweaking you will sail through...

PISCES:
Don't let something silly ruin your day today.  A silly throw away line is just that.  You are uber sensitive but sometimes you have to simply forgive, forget and move on.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic Cheers,

Astrogirl

xoxo

Thursday April 22, 2010

Tiny - adorable!

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Aries Paulina Porizkova has come out swinging in today's NY Post and I love it!  She wisely calls Virgo Heidi Montag  a "cheap plastic pool float" and has harsh words for fellow Aries Kate Hudson, who allegedly had breast implants recently.  As for Leo Madonna, she goes off!  "Madonna no longer looks like Madonna: what started as a sexy, well-shaped and somewhat hairy Italian girl has ended up as a cool Nordic blonde...she is starting to sort of melt away into the stew of the famous women over 50-high-cheekboned blondes who cannot frown".  OUCH!

Surprised Kate Hudson went under the knife.  Her small breasts suit her body.  Heidi's FF's or whatever they are - they're way too big for her tiny body.  Heidi looks like a 35 year old ex porn star these days.  the surgery aged her overnight.  She has lost her youthfullness.  But she seems happy with it  - even though she always looks as if she's in pain!

It's EARTH DAY today.  So let's all do something green! 

Today's birthdays include Jack Nicholson, Peter Frampton, John Waters and Glenn Campbell...

SO what's in your stars today?

ARIES:
Step outside your comfort zone today and do somethat that even you aren't sure about doing.  You're adventurous and open to anything but sometimes you too get stuck in a rut.

TAURUS:

Trust your instincts today.  Mercury retrograde is throwing a spanner in pretty much everything you do and say, but it's up to you to remain calm under pressure and make the right moves.

GEMINI:
Patience is not one of your strongest virtues.  In fact some would argue you have no patience!  However if you really just take the time to think before you act, it will pay off.

CANCER:
You don't have to follow one particular path through life.  You can be open to everything and everyone and not take too much notice of the warnings others are telling you.

LEO:
Someone close needs to confide in you today.  Are you ready?  Do you need to hear whatever he or she has to say and are you able to cope with it?

VIRGO:
Certain things are simply not worth arguing about and you know one thing for sure, the argument will go the same way it has always gone...so don't even bother today.

LIBRA:
Next week is the Full Moon in Scorpio, your 2nd house of self-esteem and self-worth.  Money matters are taking on more of an urgent nature right now.  Put everything into perspective boys and girls.

SCORPIO:
Why are you so intent on rocking the boat today?  You don't need to be so anti establishment/authority in order to get things done.  Just relax and do what you do best - whatever that is.

SAGITTARIUS:
Don't take any old excuse or reasoning today Sags.  You are owed an explaination and you should demand one.  Some things just can't be so easily dismissed can they?

CAPRICORN:
Stop wishing things were different and instead, get on with changing what can be changed and fixing whatever can be fixed. 

AQUARIUS:
You're a fixed air sign, which means you can be very stubborn and like things a certain way...even though you are also the trailblazer of the zodiac.  Stop being so stubborn today!

PISCES:
You are always the first person to put your hand up and volunteer to help out.  But all too often when you yourself ask for help, it falls on deaf ears.  Ask loudly for help today!

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic Cheers,

Astrogirl

xoxo

Wednesday April 21, 2010

My Libra sidekick Clara, Jack the Pisces and Lisa the Scorpio...a great pic and a great time!

Wednesday April 21, 2010

So Shawn King (Weekend at Bernie's star Scorpio Larry King's soon to be ex wife) has been sleeping with her kids baseball coach - Hector Penate, a 31 one year old latin stud.  SO CLICHE!  She could have done the pool boy or the leaf blower but i guess they weren't cute enough?  In Style magazine has pics of the whole sordid lot and you know what, they all deserve each other!  I think Larry will turn around and marry Shannon (the younger, prettier sister of Shawn) within a year.  The tabloids are having a field day with this and the papparazzi are happy.  Larry can't run (or even walk quickly) so they have no problems getting pics of him!

Sagittarius Cameron Douglas, drug dealing son of Libra Michael Douglas and step son of Libra Catherine Zeta-Jones got 5 years for drug dealing out of the Gansevoort Hotel in NYC instead of the usual mandatory 10 years.  He's served 8 months already and will no doubt be out in time for the Academy Awards in a few years.  Hopefully he will get clean and sober in jail and realize that his life isn't all that bad - even in jail - with millions of dollars in his bank account and a really nice life waiting for him on the outside.

Today's birthdays include Queen Elizabeth II, Tony Danza, Iggy Pop and Andie MacDowell.

SO what's in your stars today?

ARIES:
Keep your standards up over the next few days.  Money matters continue to ride you and force you to worry but there's really nothing to worry about. 

TAURUS:
If you have someone at work that loves nothing more than riding you hard...ignore them today.  it will take all of your strength, but you can do it.

GEMINI:
Make a big effort to see the bigger picture today twinsters.  You usually do, but with Mercury your ruler out of phase, it's easier to get boxed in.

CANCER:
If you can possibly avoid the temptation to get involved, avoid a power struggle today.  Neutral territory - like Switzerland - is the best way for you to go.

LEO:
Being honest is something you are great at!  You say it like it is and you stick to your guns, even if your train of thought isn't a popular one.

VIRGO:
You think you have all the answers don't you?  You don't.  Mercury retrograde in your higher education and knowledge zone is the reason why you could be wrong in so many ways today.

LIBRA:
Don't immediately think you can afford to do something when deep down you know you can't.  It's nice to be generous and it's nice to be a big spender...but if you can't afford it, you can't.

SCORPIO:
Trying to bully your way through something is never the right solution.  You need to make sure you are using all that renowned charm you have to get things done.

SAGITTARIUS:
Protect your interests and your reputation today.  The Moon in emotional Cancer is never easy and you could have a silly falling out with a sibling or your mom that really upsets you.

CAPRICORN:
You're luck is on vacation right now, with Mercury out of phase in your romance, self-fulfillment and creativity zone.  Don't push it!  lay low boys and girls.

AQUARIUS:
You have a difference of opinion or lifestyle with someone and it's not going anywhere anytime soon.  All you can do is avoid them as much as possible and fake it when you do see them.

PISCES:
Stick to people who always make you feel happy, calm and relaxed today.  You're known for being a psychic sponge and need to be soaking up relaxing vibes.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic Cheers,

Astrogirl

xoxo

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Tuesday April 20, 2010

Ms Switzerland Nadine (Virgo), Jim (Scorpio) and me (Aries)...at a charity function...i really enjoyed having my pic taken with Nadine...lol

Tuesday April 20, 2010

The Sun moves into Taurus today, so happy birthday to the Taureans celebrating today - and know that you are a cusper (the first day of Taurus means you run into the tail end of Aries). 

Today's birthday's include sexy Carmen Electra, Luther Vandross (RIP), Joey Lawrence and Ryan O'Neal, who is back on TV on 90210 soon as Teddy Montgomery's dad Spencer. 

Hottie Alex Rodriguez working out at Equinox in WeHo yesterday.  A Leo, ALex is definitely something to behold!  Rumour has it he is nailing Virgo Cameron Diaz.  Lucky her! I think he and Aries Kate Hudson made a wonderful couple.  Shame it didn't work out.  Then again, he is an athlete!

And speaking of Virgos, what's with Virgo Charlie Sheen?  Walking around in his pajamas?  Shaved his head?  Is he looking to plead insanity at his upcoming domestic violence hearing?  Is he done with 'Two and a Half Men'?  Why the pajamas??  And the hat and fake moustache?  Why are you such a ratbag still to this day Charlie?

SO what's in your stars today?

ARIES:

Being bossed around and told what to do is not your cosmic cuppa tea.  But with the Sun leaving your sign today and setting up shop in Taurus, that's the way it's going to be.

TAURUS:
The Sun sets up shop in your sign today.  Stop looking back over your shoulder and start looking forward and making fun plans for your fabulous future.

GEMINI:
Don't let em get you down girls!  The Sun moves into the most sensitive part of your chart today and you could find yourself feeling more than a little weepy and sad. 

CANCER:
As much as you enjoy playing mumma bear, other people don't necessarily care for it.  Being over bossy and giving advice is not something you should attempt to do today.

LEO:
As the Sun crosses the midheaven angle of your chart today you will definitely feel happier, lighter and more ready to give it all you've got today.

VIRGO:
Mercury retrograde is alive and well, but you can't let it get you down or stop your progress too much. 
Explore, get out and about and open yourself up to new adventures.

LIBRA:
Avoid getting talked into doing something you don't want to do today, simply to keep the peace.  You know what's wrong and what's right and it's as simple as that.

SCORPIO:
It's the halfway mark to your birthday month starting today.  You have 6 months to work out what you want to do and where you want to be.  Are you ready to get it sorted?

SAGITTARIUS:
Admit it.  You came second or third, not first like you wanted to.  You can't win everything.  You can't always be numero uno.  You learnt something and that's the main thing.

CAPRICORN:
Put some pep in your step today, with the Sun moving into Taurus, your 5th house of romance, self-fulfillment and creativity.  Single?  Luv and lust are in the air.  Taureans are great matches.

AQUARIUS:
The glass is always half full for you.  Don't fall into someone else's drama and worry about something that might never happen.  Think positive!

PISCES:
Don't allow a silly fly away comment rattle you today Pisces.  You are super sensitive at the best of times and with the Sun in your communication zone for the next month, words will be flying.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic Well Wishes,

Astrogirl

xoxo

Monday April 19, 2010

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my girls on my birfday...2 Leos, a Virgo and a Gemini...

Monday April 19, 2010

The Sun has nearly done his thing in Aries, so we are getting close to the Taurus energy setting in.  Taurus energy is very different from Aries energy.  Taureans are stubborn, insistent, tough and determined.  And with Mercury retrograde in Taurus through May 12, this is definitely a time when you will feel as if you can't seem to get a break.  Mercury retrograde is really hitting home for earth signs - Taurus, Virgo and Capricorns.  Scorpios are also feeling the heat. 

Today's Aries birthdays include Nazi bastard Jesse James, Kate Hudson, Suge Knight, Ashley Judd and Luis Miguel who famously dated fellow Ram Mariah Carey and who nearly died on the table getting plastic surgery.  He was having lipo and other stuff done and he got seriously ill.  Rumours continue to swirl that Virgo Cameron Diaz and Leo Alex Rodriguez are hooking up.  He likes those blonds! 

So what's in your stars this week you ask?

Aries (March 21 – April 20)

Now that your solar year has started and you have gained insight from your New Moon last week, you have to set your cosmic navigation system on a different destination. There’s a redistribution of cosmic energy Monday, and you are one of the main losers unfortunately. The Sun bids you adieu and ambles into stubborn Taurus, your money zone. All that fun you had celebrating you and your birthday come to a grinding halt when your credit card statements arrive. Time to stockpile baked beans and toast!



Taurus (April 21 – May 21)

Venus dumps your fashion savvy behind midweek and your days of waking up without morning breath and zits are over. Your self-esteem could take a nosedive due to mean girl type comments from someone who always manages to make you feel less than. And with Mercury the master of words retrograding in your sign through mid May, knowing when to zip your mouth shut (literally) is your saviour. Double check your appointments and that your watch is on the right time zone and working too. Mercury retrograde has all sorts of tricks up his sleeve.



Gemini (May 22 – June 21)

Smile! You’re at your most flirtatious and charming after Venus the goddess of love and beauty enters your sign this weekend. This only happens once a year and so make the most of her setting up her flirt fest booth in your sign. Venus is wonderful for those of you who are single or looking to spice up your love life. Sagittarians, Aries and Leos are your must have friends, lovers and accessories this week. And indulge your sweet tooth. Lollies are all part of Venus’s visit.





Cancer (June 22 – July 22)

Mercury out of phase in your friendship zone will trigger major misunderstandings with friends, family and frenemies unless you really strive to make your point clear. You tend to waffle on at times and pull back when you feel you are going to get stung, when you need to stand your ground. Those of you who have the feeling a friendship is about to self-destruct are right. But it will make room for a fresh new upbeat person to come into your world.



Leo (July 23 – August 23)

Ultimately you are responsible for whatever goes wrong under your watch this week and through early May. Mercury, the planet of common sense has left the building and is affecting your career and ambition zone. So while you might try to assign blame on chatty Kathy who sits next to you, this time it’s not going to work. Double check everything that comes across your desk and make sure you admit when you’re wrong and you messed up versus…yes blaming chatty Kathy again….



Virgo (August 24 – September 23)

With the Sun moving into stubborn earthy Taurus, your own infamous persistence will undoubtedly kick in. And with Saturn retrograde returning to rule your sign for the next few months, your need to control certain people and situations will come up more than once or twice. Combined with Mercury your ruler, the ‘smarts provider’ out of phase in Taurus too, chances are you will make some silly decisions and comments this week. When in doubt, defer to popular opinion and go with the flow.



Libra (September 24 – October 23)

A healthier lifestyle is in the stars for you, with Saturn the gym teacher tyrant in your self-renewal zone aligning with Uranus in your health and well-being zone. If you’ve been drinking your kilojoules or eating a steadfast diet of crap lately, it’s time for an overhaul. That gym membership lying dormant needs recharging as does your I-Pod. Venus the goddess of beauty in your fellow air sign of Gemini suggests a work out partner will be a great motivator for you too. Even if it’s your plump pooch.











Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)

This is the week when you realize it’s time to cut ties with those people who seem to always make you feel like the biggest loser. Criticism can come in all sorts of ways. From subtle hints – ‘your hair looks different’ to ‘wow you’ve porked up haven’t’ you?’ It’s time to ‘shake it off’ and let the comments fall where they may. You’ve got bigger fish to fry. Namely that coworker who won’t let you skip out early on Fridays or slink in late on Mondays…



Sagittarius (November 23 - December 21)

A change in career is headed many of your ‘kinds’ way over the next few weeks and months. You’ve been ready to make the jump for a while but the never ending ‘recession/depression/end of the world talk’ has had you grimly hanging in there and doing whatever you needed to do to stay employed (like having after work drinks with your loser coworkers and pretending to be interested in their boring stories and lives.) Get your c.v. updated and start searching your wardrobe for interview appropriate attire.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

Wavering about a dating relationship? Think he’s way too good to be true and therefore, most likely a wanted fugitive, married with six kids or worse? Let things slide until mid-may when Mercury returns to direct motion in your romance zone and you find out the real deal. Things are hazy in other areas of your life too with Mercury out of phase in your self-fulfillment zone and for no particular reason, you feel dissatisfied with your lot in life. This too shall pass.



Aquarius (January 21 - February 19)

Next week you’re in the career spotlight, so make sure you are doing a good job right now! Nothing worse than mucking around all day long only to be hauled in front of your superiors asking questions. Of which you have no idea what the answers are. Fake it till you make it girls. And keep the charm on full beam. Lucky you have help in that department, with Venus, the charmer in Gemini, your fifth house of fun and ‘getting away with murder’.

Pisces (February 20 - March 20)

The time to redecorate and renovate is here! Even though Mercury is out of phase, as long as you don’t go ripping out kitchens and involving tradesmen, you’ll be fine. New sheets, shams, quilts, window treatments go hand in hand with Venus large and in charge setting up her Suzy homemaker stand in your fourth house of domestic bliss for the next few weeks. A makeover on you could also be your schedule.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic Well Wishes,

Astrogirl

xoxo

Sunday April 18, 2010

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Ms Ava the Capricorn surveying the landscape at Runyon Canyon...

The beat goes on with Larry King looking as if he is going to lose $77 million dollars in his divorce settlement.  Stupid old bugger!  Wonder if he's going to make the sister his next blushing bride? 
Has anyone watched 'High Society'?  Absolute train wreck of a show about a bunch of rich spoilt brats fighting in hotel rooms, wrecking hotel rooms, throwing champagne glasses at each other etc. It's so bad it's good type thing.

Mercury has gone out of phase and the drama will begin sooner than later.  Locking your keys inside your house.  Your car alarm going off for no reason.  You hand over a $50 note instead of a $5 note.  You send a vicious email to all the wrong people...cc is a biatch!!  That's the sort of thing we can expect from here on out. Mercury retrograde is not the time to sign on the dotted line about anything.  Especially anything legal.

Celeb birthdays include America Ferrera, Maria Bello, Conan O'Brien and Eric Roberts.

SO what's in your stars today?

ARIES:
Waiting for a check?  A tax refund for example?  Keep waiting.  Be patient. And don't apply for a loan or anything legal where you have to sign on the dotted line until mid-May.

TAURUS:
Mercury the planet of clear and concise communciation is out of phase in your sign through May 12.  Don't make any sudden moves.  Don't sign anything.  Don't make promises you know you can't keep.

GEMINI:
Your ruler Mercury is out of phase in Taurus, your 12th house of past karma and subconscious.  There is nothing worse than feeling as if you can't get a break.  Unfortunately that is how you will feel for 3 weeks.

CANCER:
Don't let someone who really in the grand scheme of things means nothing to you ruin your day/week.  Let them have their opinion and then leave it be.

LEO:
Avoid getting caught up in something outrageous today.  You enjoy hysteria with the best of them, but you could end up taking the heat for something you didn't start.

VIRGO:
Your ruler Mercury out of phase in your spiritual, higher learning and teaching zone means that you need to keep quiet - even if you think you know everything.  Let others voice their opinions.

LIBRA:
Be careful you don't overdo something today.  Remember Mercury is out of phase.  Nothing is as it seems.  Watch what you say and how you say it.

SCORPIO:
Avoid damaging your reputation by doing something you instinctively know isn't the right thing for you to do.  You and you alone are responsible for your actions.

SAGITTARIUS:
There is nothing worse than feeling as if you blew it.  An audition, an interview, a date, a surprise...but it happens.  All you can do is try to make sure it doesn't happen again.

CAPRICORN:
Mercury out of phase in your 5th house of romance, self-fulfillment and creativity is not good.  If a romance started recently, you can expect him or her or you to back off...

AQUARIUS:
Don't allow yourself to doubt yourself too much this week.  You are doing okay - you know what's what and with Mercury out of phase, no one is making that much progress.

PISCES:
If you aren't sure about something or someone, now's the time for you to really dig deep and find out.  Mercury retrograde is here and it's the perfect revise/redo time.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic Cheers,

Astrogirl

xoxo

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Saturday April 17, 2010

me on my birthday with one of my gifts - a beach hat from my Gemini gal pal Ms.Dray...

Saturday April 17, 2010

Michelle McGee is on TV in Australia and now here in the US expressing remorse for her homewrecking activities.  She claims she thought Aries Jesse James was seperated from Aries Sandra Bullock.  That they were living apart and not sleeping together.  Why on earth she thought that I don't know.  Every weekly tabloid ran pics of Jesse and Sandra together.  And Sandra was always photographed with Jesse's kids, especially her fav Sunny. 

Sounds eerily familiar to Jamie Junger's protests about not knowing Tiger Woods was married.  With a baby.  Yeh right.  Tiger's wedding made the cover of every magazine and talk show.  If you google Tiger, Elin comes right up there as Mrs Woods.  Jamie Jungers is now behind bars with a $30,000 bail on her botoxed forehead.  She lost her licence a while back yet continues to drive.  She also has teeth missing.  Why does she have missing teeth?  What's that about?  Could explain not knowing Tiger was married.  No teeth, no computer...no TV...no google???

Anyway, enough of those hags.

MERCURY the planet of communication, clear thinking and errand running goes out of phase tonight - not good.  Retrograding in Taurus - the sign that represents money.  Read your credit card statements more intensely than usual. Mercury is out of phase in TAURUS April 18 - May 12.

Today's birthdays include Jennifer Garner and Victoria Beckham (the luckiest woman in the world as she gets to wake up to Taurus David every day).

SO what's in your stars today?

ARIES:
Mercury turns retrograde tonight - not good for you as it will affect your cash flow zone.  There may be delays in getting money owed to you.  Hang tight. 

TAURUS:
Not great news for you bulls, with Mercury the communicator going out of phase in your sign.  It's a time for you to redo, rethink, revise and reorganize.  Nothing new should be started until mid-May.

GEMINI:
Your ruler Mercury going out of phase is never a good thing.  There is only so much you will be able to get done with Mercury out of phase in your sign. 

CANCER:
Mercury retrograding in Taurus through May 11 in your friendship, hopes and wishes zone could have you falling out with someone over something really silly this weekend.

LEO:

No one is trying to upstage you or make you feel less than today Leos.  Stop the paranoia.  It is only causing you to worry about things that aren't worth worrying about because they don't exist!

VIRGO:
Your sense of humour is on fire this weekend!  Mercury retrograding in your knowledge zone means you will actually make mistakes!  The horror!  But you are able to laugh at yourself along with others.

LIBRA:
Look on the bright side today.  It's what you do best and how you manage to manouveur your way through life's rocky landscapes.  Mercury retrograde throws a spanner in the works tomorrow...

SCORPIO:

Mercury is going out of phase in your one on one relationship zone.  This isn't good news.  It means that you will have some sort of silly falling out with someone over something as silly as money.

SAGITTARIUS:
If nothing else, there is hope at the end of a very long tunnel for you.  You need to ensure that you put one foot in front of the other and don't get too caught up in silly stuff.

CAPRICORN:

Don't listen to crazy talk today.  You are way too strong for all that stuff and too set in your ways to let some minor detail get in your way.

AQUARIUS:
Avoid silly conversations that only seem to upset you.  And avoid those people who always manage to push your buttons.  You know who they are and they can easily be avoided.

PISCES:
There is nothing worse than feeling as if you owe someone a favour.  You don't like feeling as if you are beholden to anyone do you?  Get whatever it is you have to get out of the way today.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic Cheers,

Astrogirl

xoxo

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Friday April 16, 2010

me blowing out my birthday candle at Firefly...thanks to Sparkles for the pics!

Friday April 16, 2010

Wow - break ups are in!

3 major break ups reported yesterday following the New Moon in Aries on Wednesday.  Scorpio Larry King, 2 Capricorns - Mel Gibson and his Russian baby mumma Oksana and Melissa Etheridge and Tammy Etheridge - Sagittarius and Gemini.  What the?  3 in one day is unusual.  It has to be the energy of the Aries New Moon tempting everyone to simply start a new chapter.  Oksana can look forward to 18 years of child support from Mel Gibson - NICE!  And Larry didn't sign a pre-nup...so look out! 

Today's birthday includes Dusty Springfield, Ellen barkin and Martin Lawrence...3 strong characters if ever there were!  Ellen and Dusty are actually really similar when you think about it.  Both blonds, both strong, both kinda sexually aggressive and kinda butch - no offense Ellen Barkin...but u are! A lot of Aries women are butch or like real life straight drag queens...Celine Dion, Mariah Carey, Lady GaGa, Ellen Barkin, Rosie O'Donnell, Fergie, Lucy Lawless, Joss Stone, Kristen Stewart...the proof is in the ARies pudding people!

I think that all this sexual promiscuity we are seeing - Tiger/Jesse/Larry King (who ever thought that Weekend at Bernie's real life doppleganger Larry King would make the list with Tiger and Jesse)...is making people zip up their pants in protest!  Women guard your jewels!  Casual sex is passe.  As Gemini Patti Stanger says - women only have good/great sex when there is an emotional connection with the man.  Men don't need it but women do.  And with the onslaught of info about Tiger and Jesse hooking up with these creatures, decent women everywhere are more aware of saving the goodies for a good guy. Celibacy seems to be the new black.  Word on the street from my friends is that casual sex is out.

SO what's in your stars today?

ARIES:
Money and how NOT to spend it but save it is on your mind today.  Venus, Mercury and the Moon shine on your money and self-esteem zone.  Put your credit cards away and pay cash for everything.

TAURUS:
You're in the hot seat today.  Venus, Mercury and the Moon all shine on your sign today and tomorrow.  What are you going to do with these heavenly gifts? 

GEMINI:
Nothing you say will take back something you wish you hadn't said today.  Actions speak louder than words boys and girls.  So if you do feel you should apologize, do so.

CANCER:
Be cautiously optimistic that you are playing the game by the rules today.  You don't want to be out of bounds or annoy others with your cavalier attiude do you? 

LEO:
Your career and ambitious side comes out today.  What is your master plan for the future?  Do you have one?  If you don't, it's time to start hatching boys and girls.

VIRGO:
There are ways to deal with things and ways not to deal with things.  If you feel something or someone is out of control, it's up to you to put a stop to the theatrics today.

LIBRA:
Only you really know how something or someone makes you feel.  You need to make sure that your feeling for something or someone aren't clouded by a silly notion...

SCORPIO:
Nothing matters right now but your health and making sure you do everything you can to get better, stronger and more able to take life's daily knocks.

SAGITTARIUS:
AIm high today Sags.  There is a lot to be gained right now by being a leader and being strong in the face of any perceived weaknesses.  Don't hesitate to call the shots!

CAPRICORN:
Be cautiously optimistic today.  You have a sense of self-entitlement and while that is a good thing today, you don't want your pride to get in the way of good things.

AQUARIUS:
Be open to making a new friend today.  Even if it's someone you wouldn't normally have a cup of coffee with type thing.  He or she will have some insightful thoughts and opinions for you.

PISCES:
Communicating loud and clear is what you simply have to do today.  No beating around the bush boys and girls.  Speak up and speak loudly!

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic Cheers,

Astrogirl

xoxo

Thursday April 15, 2010 TAX DAY!

me on my birthday with Ava the Capricorn biter!  She thinks I'm her big squeezy toy...

Hi there fellow bloggers and stargazers,

Well in the turn ups of all turn ups... LARRY KING the living breathing corpse has been screwing his wife's sister (allegedly) for the past 5 years.  How does this old boy even get it up to pee let alone screw?  Then again, Larry is a SCORPIO!!  And as we all know, Scorpios have a heat seeking missile inside their pants!  But still, he's 79 years old.  he will be 80 this year.  WTF?? And he's been married 8 times.  bet he's engaged by the end of the year to number 9.  Maybe the wife's sister?

Who next?  2010 has been a never ending parade of men gone wrong.  Men doing wrong.  Men being bad.  Tiger/Jesse/Jon Gosselin/Larry King/Gabrielle Beavauis husband CAA agent Mike Nilon...from the superstars to the people who handle the superstars.  AIDS seems to be a long forgotten thing.  No one is using condoms.  What's happening people?

On a lighter note, it was my birthday yesterday and i enjoyed a run/walk in Runyon and dinner at a cute spot on Melrose.  Sitting close by was Stephanie Jacobsen - fellow Aussie and star of Melrose Place.  She plays Lauren the sexy Doctor on the show.  She's a cusper - June 22 - Gemini and Cancer.  Tiny in person and with a cute guy.  Nice sighting! He mum is Portugese, her dad is Chinese/Norwegian and English.  Quite a melting pot.  Needless to say she is exotic and gorgeous!  Did some shopping at Kitson on the way home...always nice to pretend i have $2300 to drop on a clutch!

Today's birthdays (tax day) include Emma Watson, Seth Rogen and Emma Thompson.

SO what's in your stars today?

ARIES:
All eyes are on you right now and your eyes should be firmly on the prize.  What are you going to do today to make the most of your New Moon energy? What are the plans you are making?

TAURUS:
There is nothing worse than feeling as if you don't deserve something.  Sometimes you might feel overwhlemed, guilty, not worthy etc.  Stop that line of thinking now!

GEMINI:
A friendship you have been carelessly letting slip through your hands needs to be saved - once and for all - or it will be totally over and done with.

CANCER:
Your career is very important to you right now.  You need to focus on being all that you can be - the best possible employee ever.

LEO:
There is more to life than simply being the show pony of the zodiac Leos.  You need to have substance in your life and meaning to it too.

VIRGO:
Be cautiously optimistic that someone will in fact come through for you like he or she says he or she will.  It might not be on your time line, but it will happen.

LIBRA:
There is nothing worse than feeling as if everything you have worked for over the past few weeks, months and years was all for nothing.  So don't let yourself feel that way today.

SCORPIO:

Nothing much else to do today but start planning all the wonderful things you have to do with your life moving forward and culminating in your New Moon early November.  7 months and counting!

SAGITTARIUS:
No one knows just how hard you have worked on something but YOU.  Be your own cheer squad leader today when you feel you have done all this work for basically nothing.

CAPRICORN:
Be on the lookout and alert for people who might be trying to use you as their scapegoat for some sort of crime or drama.  Make sure you have witnesses who can verify and back you!

AQUARIUS:
There's nothing worse than feeling as if you have been totally misunderstood.  That's why you need to really clarify pretty much everything today - not twice but three times.

PISCES:
If at first you don't succeed, it's really important not to give up Pisces.  Life is too short to leave a trail of broken dreams behind you.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic Cheers,

Astrogirl

xoxo