Monday May 24, 2010

my baby boy Humphrey B Bear!  That's the camera strap hanging out of his mouth - he's sick of the flash!

Thought that Celebrity Apprentice was fantastic last night.  Great move on Snapple's part to match the Donald's $250,000 prize.  And he didn't fire Virgo Holly Robinson Peete either.  Bret was hired and it was wonderful! He was limping a little and looked very think and pale (despite all the self-tanner and make up he had on), but he's alive and he won!  Loved seeing his parents there - his dad was rocking a bandanna...and his daughter Raine - drop dead gorgeous! 

Sad to hear Scorpio Brittany Murphy's hubby Englishman Simon Monjak died of an apparent heart attack this morning.  he penned and produced 'Factory Girl' with Sienna Miller - which was actually a good movie.  Always thought he was creepy though.  Had the feeling he and his mum in law Sharon were doing the nasty...and he definitely looked like a heart attack waiting to happen.  For a 39 year old man, he was very overweight and unhealthy looking. I can't find his date of birth...so not sure what sign he is - he was a dodgy character that's for sure.

Today's birthdays include Patti LaBelle, Priscilla Presley and Roseanne Cash.

SO what's in your stars this week?

Aries (March 21 – April 20)

Uranus, the planet that both questions and challenges authority and allows us to arrive at new solutions to old problems moves into your sign this weekend. While only hanging through mid-August, you will feel a very positive shift in your life over the next few months. In Aries Uranus is ready to take off in new directions and be impetuous and impulsive. Your life is about to get a whole lot more exciting and amazing. And with a Full Moon in Sagittarius on the same day, this is one weekend you can be as crazy as you want to be!

Taurus (April 21 – May 21)

Mercury the common sense dictator in your sign alongside Venus your ruler in your communication zone has you voicing your opinion rather loudly this week. Much to the surprise of people around you. You’re normally more an ‘actions speak louder than words’ kinda girl, but you feel it’s time you had your say. Just choose your ‘speak up time’ wisely. Saturn, the sign that forbids too much fun finally moves direct in your self-fulfillment zone on Sunday. You can afford to be a little naughty girls!

Gemini (May 22 – June 21)

Big revelations hit home this week. A Full Moon in your relationship zone combined with Uranus’s move into your hopes and wishes zone could have you reeling in shock and excitement. Your life is about to go through some massive changes, especially now that the Sun has arrived. Your cosmic year is here and it’s up to you to kick start it. An Aries friend finally comes through for you while a Sagittarian offers support when needed. Money issues finally sort themselves out too. Sigh of relief!



Cancer (June 22 – July 22)

Venus the goddess of looking sexy and falling in love overnight continues to lighten your mood (and your wardrobe – as Venus tends to make you wear less clothes…). Are you using her to your utmost advantage and working your fabulousity? You should be. Channel sexy sexbomb Crab Jessica Simpson or Pam Anderson when you dress every morning. A Full Moon in your health and well-being zone midweek has you starting a diet or new exercise program. Need a makeover? Venus holds your hand the whole way.

Leo (July 23 – August 23)

You are in the cosmic mix very much this week, with Uranus moving into Aries, your spiritual zone and a Full Moon in your romance, self-fulfillment and creativity zone midweek. If you’ve pondered hitting the books and going back to Uni, stop thinking about it and enroll online already! And think about a career change too. Not immediately, but for those of you trapped at a desk when your true desire is to be an aerobics instructor or interior decorator.

Virgo (August 24 – September 23)

Finally, Saturn, the taskmaster moves direct in your sign and for the next two months, you will feel as if you are large and in charge! Uranus the unexpected surprise package of the zodiac moves into your eighth house of joint projects this weekend. If you have been thinking about real estate or some other type ventures, now’s the time to think about it more seriously. A Full Moon in your fourth house of home and family signals it’s time to move for some of you.

Libra (September 24 - October 23)

Uranus the planet of surprises shifts gears into Aries today, your one on one relationship zone. The way you react to others and vice versa is set to change, especially for you early Librans. Combined with midweek’s Full Moon in your communication zone, you could start shedding friends and acquaintances and finding new peeps to hang with. While you find it hard to end friendships, Uranus will force you to based on new and startling information that comes to light soon.

Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)

Money and how you spend it and save it has to change and you get a great idea how to micro manage your resources courtesy of the Full Moon midweek. Starting this weekend, Uranus, the ‘born to be wild’ planet has a mini vacation in your sixth house of hard work, service to others, health and well-being through mid-August. Working alone is your best bet while researching alternative ways to feel better, lose weight and exercise are going to be put in front of you.



Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)

Your once a year Full Moon midweek puts the finishing touches on something or someone, giving you extra time and energy to expend on something or someone else. And the double cosmic whammy is the arrival of Uranus, the planet of unimaginable happenings in your fellow sire sign Aries, your romance department this weekend through mid-August. Sudden ends to partnerships and hot and heavy new relationships are all in your foreseeable future. Single? Not for much longer. Coupled up? Ditto for many of you…

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

Over the next few months many of you will relocate – for work, for love, for your sanity, or make sudden and rash renovations to your abode. This need for change comes courtesy of independent Uranus, which starts his march through your fourth house of domesticity this weekend. Reliving and expelling the past is in your workload midweek, when a Full Moon shining on your past karma zone brings up so not so pleasant memories or associations. Use the common sense of Mercury and charm of Venus to be the ultimate lady in dealing with everything.

Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)

Your ruler Uranus, the planet of the unexpected shifts gears into full throttle Aries this weekend, your third house of keeping busy and chitchat. You rediscover yourself in many ways through mid-August. A lust to be ‘doing what you love and loving what you do’ drives you to seek out a new job, a new partnership, a new city or country. And with midweek’s Full Moon stirring up your adventurous side, don’t think sudden change is far off. An Aries friend could be a catalyst to a whole new life for many of you.

Pisces (February 20 – March 20)

News flash! Uranus takes a blind leap of faith this weekend, leaving your sign for the fiery Aries playing arena through mid-August. Making money easier than usual or under unusual circumstances is very much on your cosmic radar over the next few months. And with a Full Moon beaming on your tenth house of career and ambition midweek, a new position at work or new job altogether brings with it some sort of financial bonus. Sunday you’ll notice a real shift in your attitude with Saturn moving direct. It’s time to forgive and forget girls.

Till tomorrow boys and girls,

Cosmic Well Wishes,

Astrogirl

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