The stars are out in LALALAND

Monday October 18, 2010

2010-10-18T11:12:00.000-07:00

DWTS lovely Taurus host Tom Bergeron has the best hosting gig on TV! DWTS really heating up now!

3 marriages are OVER since we last spoke. Gemini Courteney Cox & Virgo David Arquette, Sag Christina Aguilera & hubby Jordan Bratman, a Gemini, and Aquarius Laura Dern and Scorpio Ben Harper.

The best match up here is Christina and Jordan. It's amazing the rest have lasted as long as they have as none of them are good matches. Everything does indeed happen in 3's!

2nd Full Moon in Aries this week! Watch out!

Here's what else is happening this week...

Website Weekly for week commencing October 18-24, 2010

By Astrogirl

2nd Full Moon in Aries Friday October 22

Sun in Libra through the 23rd, then Scorpio

Venus in Scorpio (retrogrades Oct 8-Nov 20 in Scorpio)

Mars in Scorpio

Mercury in Libra through Thursday, then Scorpio

Jupiter retrograde in Pisces

Saturn in Libra

Uranus retrograde in Aries

Pluto direct in Capricorn

Celebs born this week: Oct 18: Zac Efron, 19: John Lithgow, 20: Viggo Mortensen, 21: Kim Kardashian, 22: Jeff Goldblum, 23: Dwight Yoakam & 24: Drake (the rapper)

Aries (March 21 – April 20)

This week you face up to your second Full Moon in a row. The Universe definitely wants you to put an end to something. Let people help you and guide you this week. You stood alone and faced down that same lunar energy all by yourself last month. Don’t take it on again solo. There’s a lot of cosmic influence on your eighth house of joint projects right now. It’s the perfect time to think about going into business with someone you trust.

Your day: Thursday (2nd Full Moon in your sign in a row)

Someone else’s day: Monday

Friend: Other Aries

Frenemy: Scorpio

Taurus (April 21 – May 21)

It’s all about relationships for you right now – past, present and even your future ones. Becoming the fairest person you can become as well as ridding yourself of ‘bed bug friends’ is something you will be thinking about a lot over the next few weeks, with a posse of planets in Scorpio, your opposite sign and relationship zone. Deal with something or someone from your past on Friday and then be done with it.

Your day: Tuesday

Someone else’s day: Sunday

Friend: Capricorn

Frenemy: Sagittarius

Gemini (May 22 - June 21)

If you had high hopes for something or someone this time last month and things didn’t work out the way you wanted them too, you’re in luck. You get a second crack at it this week, and this time, you’re not taking “no” for an answer. Are you? Sometimes twins, you ‘don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone’. Lesson learnt. Saturn the planet of time management is finally making his mark on you and you’re feeling the heat.

Your day: Friday

Someone else’s day: Wednesday

Friend: Libra

Frenemy: Taurus

Cancer (June 22 – July 22)

A sweet trifecta of planets at play in your romance, self-fulfillment and creativity zone this week has you laughing all the way to the bank and back again. The love bank that is. You are irriestible and a coworker may not be able to keep his hands off you (watch out for cameras and sexual harassment agendas). Friday’s Full Moon once again targets your career. Time to rework your c.v.

Your day: Monday

Someone else’s day: Wednesday

Friend: Pisces

Frenemy: Leo

Leo (July 23 – August 23)

Excellent creative energy is at your disposal right now, and believe it or not, inspiration may come from a most unlikely source. In the form of someone in your family who comes up with a brilliant idea which you steal/plagiarize right out from under them. You keep it a secret too but don’t be surprised if somewhere along the line you come clean (or get caught). Try keeping your big mouth shut for once!

Your day: Thursday (Full Moon in your spiritual zone)

Someone else’s day: Sunday

Friend: Aries

Frenemy: Other Leos

Virgo (August 24 – September 23)

You’re quite the chatterbox this week and you could blabber about something you have no business blabbering about and end up on more than one person’s crap list. Matchmaking is something you excel at this week. Just make sure you don’t set someone up with somebody you have your eye on for yourself (just at a later date). He might not be available later on. A long weekend away with your bff’s is just the thing to beat the winter blues. Plan it now!

Your day: Tuesday

Someone else’s day: Friday

Friend: Other Virgos

Frenemy: Librans

Libra (September 24 – October 23)

Money, finances and your future cash flow woes or non woes is on your mind this week. Four major players are hanging tight in your second house of self-esteem and cash flow and it’s vital that you feel you are being compensated for what you do. Now is the time to ask for a pay rise or some sort of incentive to keep you where you are.

Your day: Thursday (Full Moon in your relationship zone)

Someone else’s day: Monday

Friend: Aquarius

Frenemy: Virgo

Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)

It’s all about YOU this week and for the rest of October, with the Sun, Venus, Mercury and Mars infusing your sign. Some of you may feel overwhelmed and retreat to a good book or movie rather than play hard. The Sun’s move into your sign signals a time to rethink your journey. Where have you been and where are you going? Heavy duty stuff however the Sun does bring up issues of gain, loss, birth, death, creation and destruction.

Your day: Saturday

Someone else’s day: Thursday

Friend: Cancer

Frenemy: Aquarius

Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)

Your sixth sense is in overdrive this week, with four major players in your past karma and self-awareness zone. Tune in, observe and listen to the grapevine, but don’t give anything or anyone away. A double header Full Moon in Aries on Friday once again jolts your romance zone. You could break up to make up or meet someone new and totally unexpected who rocks your world. Think back to this time last month. What was stirring your pot then?

Your day: Tuesday

Someone else’s day: Thursday

Friend: Leo

Frenemy: Capricorn

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

Home will definitely be your sanctuary this week, with a second Full Moon beaming on your domestic zone. Hanging with your family and your friends at home around the BBQ versus dancing the night away on table tops is far more your cuppa tea. Also devoting time to a major clearing out of your closets is something that will make you feel spiritually sane and cleansed.

Your day: Monday

Someone else’s day: Thursday

Friend: Other goats

Frenemy: Libra

Till next time I blog...

Astrogirl

xoxo

Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)

Your sense of organization kicks in big-time this week, and you happily take on a leadership role of some kind. You are also the ‘go to’ peacemaker at work, when a silly tiff becomes a major battle. If you hear the ‘call of duty’ and decide to get involved in some sort of neighborhood watch type deal, it won’t mean you have to sign your privacy away. You will actually enjoy the thrill of power you get walking the street!

Your day: Friday

Someone else’s day: Tuesday

Friend: Gemini

Frenemy: Taurus

Pisces (February 20 – March 20)

Money matters are on your mind this Friday, under the light of the second in a row Full Moon in your cash flow zone. It’s not so bad though. You are forced to deal you’re your overflowing bill stack and make the necessary phone calls and do the research to reorganize your finances. Scorpios are your cosmic catnip right now. Don’t be shy about asking him or her out.

Your day: Wednesday

Someone else’s day: Sunday

Friend: Other fish

Frenemy: Leos

Monday October 11, 2010

2010-10-11T10:38:00.000-07:00

Sad news that Pisces Kelsey Grammer's new love lost their baby. He has just talked about the loss and it is very sad. Wonder what his ex Camille thinks of this as her new show, 'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' which is starting soon. More drama and botox and mutton done up as lamb..

Want to know what's in your stars this week? Read on...

Your Weekly stars for week commencing September October 11-17, 2010

By Astrogirl

Sun in Libra

Venus in Scorpio (retrogrades Oct 8-Nov 20 in Scorpio)

Mars in Scorpio

Mercury in Libra

Jupiter retrograde in Pisces

Saturn in Libra

Uranus retrograde in Aries

Pluto direct in Capricorn

Aries (March 21 – April 20)

You hell raisers are in the mood for balance and harmony this week. Being the tough sign who argues with everyone all the time is getting kinda stale isn’t it? Go out and find some new adventures. Scour the Universe for ways to entertain yourself without getting into trouble. Venus continues her retrograde journey and relationships are tough to say the very least. You might be better running solo right now. Definitely avoid button pushers. You have plenty of buttons just waiting to be pressed!

Your day: Tuesday

Someone else’s day: Sunday

Friend: Leo

Frenemy: Virgo

Taurus (April 21 – May 21)

Are you feeling the effects of your ruler Venus out of phase in your one on one relationship zone? Chances are your ‘so called friends’ are turning on you like dogs in heat – whether known or unbeknown to you. This is however a good time to deal with business negotiations. Thinking of signing a new lease or getting a getting a new ride? Good time for such wheelings and dealings.

Your day: Wednesday

Someone else’s day: Saturday

Friend: Capricorn

Frenemy: Libra

Gemini (May 22 – June 21)

Communicator Mercury and serious Saturn continue to hang in your fifth house of romance, self-fulfillment and creativity this week. You have a certain instinctual vibe about who and what to pursue and whom to leave be. Midweek the Moon in your relationship zone helps you feel out who’s hating on you right now and who you might be able to squeeze a few favours out of. Librans will always give you great advice. It’s simply a matter of being open enough to take note and listen up. Sunday is your best day for fun.

Your day: Thursday

Someone else’s day: Friday

Friend: Aquarius

Frenemy: Scorpio

Cancer (June 22 – July 22)

Expect to deal with boring stuff this week – like banks, insurance companies and even the government. Make sure you have your paperwork up to date and be ready to fight tooth and nail for justice! Venus continues her retrograde rant in your romance zone and for those of you just starting out on a new affair, chances are it will backfire big-time (most likely because he isn’t really available). This is a great time to quit a bad habit.

Your day: Monday

Someone else’s day: Thursday

Friend: Pisces

Frenemy: Leo

Leo (July 23 – August 23)

In the words of fellow Leo Mick Jagger, ‘I can’t get no satisfaction’. That’s how many of you will feel this week and throughout the month. Your Leo pride will be compromised and your words will be ignored. You mean only good things for those people you are trying to guide through life, but if they don’t want to hear it, to hell with em! Smile through gritted teeth girls and boys.

Your day: Wednesday

Someone else’s day: Sunday

Friend: Sagittarius

Frenemy: Taurus

Virgo (August 24 - September 23)

There’s a big pact brewing in the heavens on Friday and it’s got your name written all over it. A chance meeting with someone brings you a big opportunity. Snatch it and run. Don’t think about it, question it or ask around for opinions. The Universe has been peeking at your ‘want list’ and decided to throw you a cosmic bone. Many of you have spent the last few months in a go-go-go-sit type situation. Your patience has run its course.

Your day: Saturday

Someone else’s day: Tuesday

Friend: Pisces

Frenemy: Sagittarius

Libra (September 24 – October 23)

Mercury and Saturn in your sign make you the ultimate straight shooter this week and throughout your birthday month. ‘There are definitely no flies on you’. You’re moving way too quick and the usual crap isn’t able to stick to you. Watch that a silly ‘he said she said’ doesn’t escalate into something major this weekend. If you feel the heat get out of the kitchen!

Your day: Thursday

Someone else’s day: Monday

Friend: Gemini

Frenemy: Cancer

Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)

This is your time to make some big decisions and stick to them. As much as that scares many of you, chances are you are very aware of what it is you need to do or say and have made some small preparations in readiness for this time. You’re a slow pressure cooker type but when you’re ready, you hear the cosmic call and get to the business at hand. Keep in mind that with Venus retrograding in your sign, it’s wise to take your time in matters of the heart.

Your day: Sunday

Someone else’s day: Thursday

Friend: Pisces

Frenemy: Aquarius

Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)

You’re always up for new and exciting adventures and that’s exactly what the Universe has in store for you this week. The Moon in your sign midweek has you more emotionally open and aware of who and what makes you happiest. Try to avoid those people who seem to love to pour on your parade with their snide side comments and observations. Saturday is a day to ensure that a silly disagreement doesn’t wind up being a full on bloody war.

Your day: Friday

Someone else’s day: Sunday

Friend: Aquarius

Frenemy: Taurus

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

Your ruler Saturn, the planet of responsibility and structure continues his tour of duty in Libra, the sign of balance and harmony and your tenth house of career and ladder climbing. If you do want to switch jobs, positions or even change your line of work altogether, this is the time to do it. Relax though, you’ve got another year or more to do so. Just sowing the seeds now…

Your day: Wednesday

Someone else’s day: Saturday

Friend: Taurus

Frenemy: Aries

Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)

Think before you buy this week boys and girls, or you could suffer from ‘buyer’s remorse’ in a big way. Jupiter, the planet of think big and think bling in your self-esteem zone is one of the reasons why you are so into shopping of late. Return everything! Don’t be put off by one or more roadblocks in your way work wise. It’s simply a matter of taking another road and finding your niche. It’s there and it’s waiting for you.

Your day: Wednesday

Someone else’s day: Friday

Friend: Other Aquarians

Frenemy: Scorpio

Pisces (February 20 – March 20)

Be careful you don’t get more overexcited about something that in reality you’re not that excited about at all. Those of you born after March 15 could change your mind about a decision you made last year. And that’s because you pretended to be all for it (or fooled yourself into thinking that you were all for it). Use your talents and skills wisely at this time.

Your day: Monday

Someone else’s day: Thursday

Friend: Cancer

Frenemy: Libra

Till next time i blog...

Astrogirl

Wednesday October 6, 2010

2010-10-06T10:30:00.000-07:00

happy birthday to my sista Clara! And Shelley too...lots of Librans around me which is always a good thing! Speaking of Librans, here is my October report which focuses on lovely Librans.

OCTOBER CELEB 2010 REPORT

BY ASTROGIRL

October – the month of Libra…

Librans are Venus ruled lovelies…and while they exude beauty, beneath the surface lies a whole lot of drama…just read on and see what we mean…

Celeb Librans:

* Heather Locklear

* Hugh Jackman

* Catherine Zeta-Jones

* Michael Douglas

* Gwyneth Paltrow

* Matt Damon

* Kate Winslet

* John Mayer

* Avril Lavigne

* Eminem

* Kim Kardashian

* T-Pain

* Naomi Watts

* Clive Owen

* Lourdes Ciccone Leon

* Rachel McAdams

* Will Smith

* Olivia Newton-John

* Tommy Lee

* Kelly Preston

* Sting

* Ashlee Simpson

* Usher

Quite an impressive list of beauties isn’t it? And while Librans pride themselves on their balance and harmony aspects…there are some people in there that have plenty of drama going on in their lives – now and in the past…think Tommy Lee, Heather Locklear, Usher, Eminem…all Librans who have been through the drug/infidelity/divorce/scandal route of late.

October is set to be a tricky month, with Venus, the goddess of love and relationships going out of phase in sexy Scorpio October 8 – November 20. Venus retrograde suggests that it’s not a good time to get engaged, married, set up house together, or embark on a new relationship. And it will be interesting to see what happens in Hollywood and beyond with celebs and their relationships.

One couple we will have our eye on is Scorpio Demi Moore and her young hubby Aquarius Ashton Kutcher. There have been rumours for weeks now that he has been cheating on her. Text messages and a sexual hook up apparently occurred with a young 22 year old girl. Ashton talked about suing Star magazine for running the story. However since the young ‘lady’ in question has come forward with various text messages and descriptions of the house they live in etc…all is quiet. Venus retrograding in Scorpio could make Demi take action – either renewing her vows with Ashton or kicking him out for a trial separation. It could go either way with Venus out of phase for 6 weeks.

Cancer Lindsay Lohan is in and out of jail on the regular! And now she’s back to rehab, which is where she really needs to be. Reports coming out about her and Aquarius Paris Hilton with syringes and needles in London back in 2007. So both girls need help. Paris of course has recently been caught by police driving around smoking marijuana with cocaine in her purse (which she thought was gum!). What’s with these young girls and drugs? Surely with all the information we have now about the dangers of drugs, they are smart enough to steer clear of them?

Capricorn Mel Gibson seems to have cooled down – no more crazy tape recordings this month – however he is running around with a stupid disguise to hide from the paparazzi – a fake moustache and beard and a goofy look on his face. Seriously Mel. What happened to you? You are such a talented actor/Director. Obviously you had a mid-life crisis and left your long suffering Virgo wife (who is now happily dating someone else and is extremely wealthy in her own right). All for a fling with a crazy Russian woman, who is now going to take a nice slice of your money pie. $15 million to be exact. That’s coming to light just now. Oksana will destroy ‘evidence’ against Mel in return for $15 million dollars. Rachel Uchitel, Tiger Wood’s number one mistress got $10 million from Tiger to keep quiet. These women are really nothing but high class, highly paid prostitutes. They set their sights on these guys – knowing full well they are married. The men are to blame too but it takes two to tango. If women all over the world united and just said “NO” to these married men looking to screw around, then a lot of marriages would be saved. Interestingly enough, both Tiger and Mel are Capricorns.

So good not to have to report anything bad about Sagittarius Britney Spears. Her and her agent boyfriend fellow Sagittarius Jason Trawick are going strong and she is looking slim, trim and terrific (except for her hair, which always looks like a mess). The recent sexual harassment suit against her by her ex bodyguard has gone away. No one ever believed those charges and the guy was simply after money. He should have gone after Britney a few years ago when she was such a mess that the family would of just paid him to shut up. The alleged charges happened back in 2007. Why didn’t the guy come forward then?

Venus retrograde will affect Scorpio and Taureans and to a less extent Pisces, Cancers and Capricorns celebrities, and everyone else as well. It will be interesting to see to what extent the 6 weeks of Venus retrograde affects celebs. Leonardo DiCaprio, Demi Moore, Jenny McCarthy, Vanessa Minillo and Nick Lachey. All Scorpios and all under the relationship microscope in some way. Cancer Jessica Simpson is another one who will feel the pressure of Venus retrograde, with her relationship with Virgo Eric Johnson going so well. She’s constantly tweeting about it and how in love she is and how happy she is. Recipe for disaster in October and November!

I think Scorpio Jenny McCarthy will reunite with Capricorn funny man Jim Carrey. All her running around Vegas with personal trainers etc…it’s a fad. Jim Carrey has suffered from depression and mood swings apparently and isn’t the easiest person to be with. But they are such a good match and seemed so happy together and are ‘right’ for each other. It’s always upsetting when a couple you love seeing together break up.

Leonardo has been dating the gorgeous Gemini Bar Rafaeli for some time now. No engagement, no baby, no sign of commitment. Which is why his ex gorgeous galpal Cancer Gisele Bunchen took off after years together and married Leo Tom Brady and had a baby boy all pretty quickly. Scorpios are known for taking their time to commit but Leo! Really!

So keep your eyes peeled for unexpected break ups and make ups this month thanks to Venus retrograding!

Till next time,

Astrogirl

Monday October 4, 2010

2010-10-04T10:35:00.000-07:00

Beautiful California...not that it looks like this today...it's raining! Which means dangerous roads and slippery conditions. And LA people are such bad drivers!

Once again I will warn you - Venus is going out of phase October 8-November 20 in Scorpio. LIke Mercury retrograde, Venus retrograde will affect all of our relationships, especially our love lives. This is not a good time to marry, get engaged, break up or start a new relationship. We all have to be very careful about the way we talk to those we love and are in relationships with. If you don't have anything nice to say...

Venus retrograde is not the time to make new starts, as this period is a time for directing your energies inward, determining where you should be heading and how you should get there. And for those of you in a break up to make up type relationship, it's time to decide if you're in or out.

So it's Monday and you know what that means...time to check out your week! There's a New Moon in Libra on the 7th (Thursday). And then on Friday Venus starts her retrograde journey...

Website Weekly for week commencing September October 4-10, 2010

By Astrogirl

Sun in Libra

Libra New Moon October 7 (Thursday)

Venus in Scorpio (retrogrades Oct 8-Nov 20 in Scorpio)

Mars in Scorpio

Mercury in Libra

Jupiter retrograde in Pisces

Saturn in Libra

Uranus retrograde in Aries

Pluto direct in Capricorn

Celebs born this week: October 4: Susan Sarandon, 5: Kate Winslet, 6: Elisabeth Shue, 7: Rachel McAdams, 8: Matt Damon, 9: Sharon Osbourne & 10: David Lee Roth

Aries (March 21- April 20)

Friendships, relationships, casual flings and acquaintances are in transition this week and this month. You could say the opposite of what you really mean for much of the month. A New Moon in your relationship zone midweek has you realizing that you need to be a bit more forgiving and not so hard on both yourself and the people around you. With luck and Jupiter on your side, projects you’ve put your heart and soul into are coming to a climax. Don’t hesitate to improvise.

Your day: Thursday

Someone else’s’ day: Monday

Friend: Libra

Frenemy: Scorpio

Taurus (April 21 – May 21)

The urge for new hair, new clothes and a new look and new you is intense early this week. Venus and Mars in your relationship zone have you listening to fashion tips from pretty much everyone (even your daggy sister). You could find yourself attracted to someone who never prompted a second glance before with your ruler Venus retrograding this week through mid-November. Now is not the time to start a new romance.

Your day: Tuesday

Someone else’s’ day: Saturday

Friend: Capricorn

Frenemy: Gemini

Gemini (May 22 – June 21)

You get caught up in all sorts of intrigue this week and throughout the month. If you’re drawn into drama, keep your own perspective and don’t allow your words to be used freely without your permission. A New Moon in your love zone midweek has single twins looking for ‘fresh meat’ amongst butchers full of old cold cuts. Not only does a Libra ‘get you’ but you find it easy to talk to him too. Coupled up twins will feel frisky. Hopefully your other half does too!

Your day: Thursday

Someone else’s’ day: Wednesday

Friend: Librans

Frenemy: Pisces

Cancer (June 22 – July 22)

Overall the planets are very kind to you this week and throughout the month. The only fly in your cosmic ointment is the retrograde movement of Venus. She retrogrades in your romance and happiness zone through mid-November. Hold off if you’re considering a partnership – business or romantic – because you could have a change of mind or heart. People in general will be more distant than usual. The time to be independent has arrived.

Your day: Friday

Someone else’s’ day: Monday

Friend: Scorpio

Frenemy: Aquarius

Leo (July 23 – August 23)

Mars the planet of energy continues to stir up trouble with your basic satisfaction level, but overdue change will occur. Your Leo pride could be compromised, making you feel irritable and grouchy. If you do feel someone or something is trying to undermine you, get out quick. Think of this as a time to go with the flow and let things evolve as they should evolve with a New Moon in your clear thinking zone shining midweek.

Your day: Saturday

Someone else’s’ day: Tuesday

Friend: Sagittarius

Frenemy: Cancer

Virgo (August 24 – September 23)

You’re on the go – here, there and everywhere. Be patient with coworkers though. Just because you’re super efficient doesn’t mean everyone else is. Venus retrograding later in the week through mid-November slows your roll and for many of you, it’s a good time to take some time off work and have a much needed holiday. Unexpected expenses could arise with a New Moon in your cash flow zone. Hopefully you’ve put money aside for your rainy day.

Your day: Thursday

Someone else’s’ day: Sunday

Friend: Taurus

Frenemy: Sagittarius

Libra (September 24 – October 23)

A New Moon in your sign is just the cosmic kick in the bum you need. Admit it, you’ve been coasting along on your good looks haven’t you? It’s time to use your brain and get whatever or whoever you want. Just know that with your ruler Venus going out of phase through mid-November in your self-esteem and cash flow zone, chances are money matters will drag you through the wringer.

Your day: Thursday (your Full Moon day)

Someone else’s’ day: Tuesday

Friend: Gemini

Frenemy: Capricorn

Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)

Venus, the relationship guru and planet of love takes a long nap in your sign through mid-November. Distancing yourself from only your closest inner sanctum is likely and some of you will decide to end a love affair or friendship. Your intuition has never been more on point with this week’s New Moon and the Sun in your past karma zone. It’s sending you a warning. Listen up.

Your day: Wednesday

Someone else’s’ day: Friday

Friend: Taurus

Frenemy: Libra

Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)

You may be wondering what the hell the holdup is lately. Impatient as always, you have to realize that there are usually good reasons why things don’t work out the way you want them to work out. And it’s more than likely for the best that you are ‘stuck’ in whatever situation you’re ‘stuck’ in. Believe what you see, not what you’re told or overhear this week. Avoid idle chatter and gossip too. Sit back and listen rather than talk this weekend.

Your day: Friday

Someone else’s’ day: Monday

Friend: Aries

Frenemy: Leo

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

It’s easier to fly under the radar this week and throughout the month. Venus retrograding through mid-November in your eleventh house of friendship has you sifting through your mobile for a trusted confidante at times. Seek out deep and passionate people and stick to your routine as much as you can. A New Moon midweek in your career zone has you itching for a new workplace challenge.

Your day: Monday

Someone else’s’ day: Thursday

Friend: Taurus

Frenemy: Aries

Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)

Venus the planet of friendship and diplomacy goes out of phase this week through mid-November in your career zone. Your plans for your future takeover of the world will be put on hold and could make it rough for you to connect with the right people. Just know that with Mars the motivator in the same part of your chart, you could feel as if the time is right to strike. Hold that thought. Submit your c.v. if you absolutely have to, but be patient.

Your day: Thursday

Someone else’s’ day: Monday

Friend: Leo

Frenemy: Cancer

Pisces (February 20 – March 20)

Be careful about seeming more committed to a project that you really are. Goddess of love Venus retrograding in your spiritual zone for the next six weeks has you feeling out of sorts and prone to clinging to places and faces that aren’t really right for you in the long run. People will pull back (especially Taureans and Scorpios) and you might have to ‘go it alone’ for the time being.

Your day: Tuesday

Someone else’s’ day: Friday

Friend: Scorpio

Frenemy: Leo

Till next time I blog,

Astrogirl

Friday October 1, 2010

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Capricorn Ava and Aquarius Humphrey working things out...doggy style...

Who saw the little rap number Aquarius Justin Timberlake and Virgo Jimmy Fallon? Classic! Very well done and very funny. Justin Timberlake is all over the place and really making a name for himself. He is apparently talking about giving up music and focusing on film. Being an Aquarius, he will change his mind. He could be a fab producer of music like his mate Timbalaland.

Keep in mind everyone that VENUS the goddess of love and beauty and matchmaker of the zodiac goes out of phase in Scorpio October 8-November 20. Not good - will be interesting to see what happens during the 6 weeks she is on holiday...Demi Moore is a Scorpio and her Aquarius hubby Ashton Kutcher has apparently been stepping out on her. Or has he? All will be revealed about Demi and Ashton and more couples when Venus is out of phase.

Today's birthdays include Jay Underwood, Julie Andrews & Randy Quaid.

Till tomorrow or whenever...

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

xoxo

Tuesday September 28, 2010

2010-09-28T10:21:00.000-07:00

lunch with the girls in the OC...too hot to sit out yesterday that's for sure - it was 113 degrees in LA! Brutal. Horrendous. Really hard to focus on what to do with the hot Sun burning you and the hot wind blowing around you.

Sad news about the death of editor Sally Menke - who went for a hike in Beachwood Canyon with her black labrador yesterday and didn't come home. Her body was found late yesterday. Why on earth you would want to go hiking in 113 degree heat I don't know. It's very probable the heat had something to do with her death. Very sad for her and her friends and family and of course her loyal dog who was found alongside her body.

ANother chef who appeared alongside Chef Gordon Ramsay has committed suicide in New York by jumping off the George Washington Bridge. He owed a lot of money and was severly in debt, but he had a wife and 3 kids, so there had to be another option surely? All very sad. Bad news day!

Today's birthday includes Naomi Watts & Mira Sorvino.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

xoxo

Monday September 27, 2010

2010-09-27T09:30:00.000-07:00

The beautiful Pacific Ocean - which would be nice to immerse in today - with temps in the 100's...107 today! Yikes. More stories coming out about LiLo and Paris Hilton doing drugs together in 2007. They're not friends anymore but there's talk of syringes and needles - so LiLo really does need help.

heads up - Venus goes out of phase Oct 8-Nov 20 in Scorpio. Relationships for everyone will be under attack. More on this as the week progresses.

So what's in your stars this week??

Find out!

Your Weekly stars for week commencing September 27 – October 3, 2010

By Astrogirl

Sun in Libra

Venus in Scorpio (retrogrades Oct 8-Nov 20 in Scorpio)

Mars in Scorpio

Mercury in Virgo (last week)

Jupiter retrograde in Pisces

Saturn in Libra

Uranus retrograde in Aries

Pluto direct in Capricorn

Celebs born this week: September 27: Avril Lavigne, 28: Naomi Watts, 29: Jerry Lee Lewis, 30: T-Pain, October 1st: Julie Andrews, 2: Sting & 3: Ashlee Simpson

Aries (March 21 – April 20)

There’s no denying the fact that you love to rule the roost. Bossy, controlling, opinionated and did we mention bossy is the best way to describe you. However learning when to give your two cents worth and knowing when to zip it has been your lesson to learn and try to adhere to this year. You’ve lost friends due to your bold and brash persona. The time has come to tone down your act. Soften your rough edges.

Your day: Sunday

Someone else’s day: Wednesday

Friend: Leo

Frenemy: Virgo

Taurus (April 21 – May 21)

A weepy weekend could be in store for some of you, with your emotions being pulled in more than one direction. A Scorpio or a Virgo could be on the other end of your waterworks. Resist the impulse to dwell on things you have absolutely no control over. Mercury the communicator spends his last week in your romance zone. Need to let your partner know something? Spit it out on Friday.

Your day: Friday

Someone else’s day: Monday

Friend: Capricorn

Frenemy: Aquarius

Gemini (May 22 – June 21)

On Tuesday the Gemini Moon is in perfect harmony with the Libra Sun. This is the day for talking – from networking, to a business lunch to a meet and greet. It’s also a very good time to cement a romantic relationship. Know that with things going so well, you’re bound to get complacent. Don’t. Push your lucky charms the whole way and let everyone know that you’re up for anything and everything. A Libra happily helps out along the way.

Your day: Saturday

Someone else’s day: Tuesday

Friend: Aquarius

Frenemy: Cancer

Cancer (June 22 – July 22)

Thursday has the potential to be an emotional train wreck with a celestial configuration involving a sensitive Cancer Moon in conflict with the conjunction of planets in Libra, your domestic zone. Someone in your family zone knows your hotspots and buttons and is happily pushing away this week. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself having a little sob this weekend. Resist the tendency to dwell on things you have absolutely no control over.

Your day: Thursday

Someone else’s day: Sunday

Friend: Scorpio

Frenemy: Libra

Leo (July 23 – August 23)

Ever thought of finding your ancestral roots? Where you came from back in the day type thing? The planets urge you to embrace the future by learning more about your past at this time. An unexpected financial windfall of some kind is headed your way. Finding an extra twenty in your dirty laundry or spare handbag could be one thing. Winning power ball another. Kiss and make up with your silly sibling/bff on Sunday.

Your day: Sunday

Someone else’s day: Friday

Friend: Sagittarius

Frenemy: Pisces

Virgo (August 24 – September 23)

Money and all that it means to you and for you is on your mind this week, with Venus, the spendthrift of the zodiac in your cash flow and self-esteem zone. Your ruler Mercury spends his last week in your sign this week, so whatever you need to say, say it loud and say it now. Your birthday month is the time to plot your future. Where were you this time last year? Where do you want to be in a year?

Your day: Tuesday

Someone else’s day: Thursday

Friend: Taurus

Frenemy: Sagittarius

Libra (September 24 – October 23)

Your ruler Venus is preparing to disappear into retrograde land next week, so finish up whatever interior decorating or wardrobe side jobs you’ve got going pronto. Relationships are your Achilles ’ heel in many ways right now. Deciding whether or not to continue a friendship is utmost on your mind. Listen to your inner voice and the advice of an objective friend and then decide if you’re in or out.

Your day: Tuesday

Someone else’s day: Friday

Friend: Gemini

Frenemy: Cancer

Scorpio (October 24 - November 22)

A tricky week for you, as it looks like it’s going to be emotionally trying for the majority of you. Tears and tantrums are things other people have. You are a stoic Scorpio! Let it out if it wants to come out but do pick your target and/ or confidante wisely. A Cancer totally gets where you’re coming from. Don’t be surprised to find you’re crying either because you’re incredibly happy or unbearably sad. It could be a bit of both.

Your day: Saturday

Someone else’s day: Sunday

Friend: Taurus

Frenemy: Aries

Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)

Now’s the time to network and use your incredible charms and personality to get whatever or whoever it is you want. If you haven’t had that sit down lunch or interview, schedule it as soon as you can. It’s a weepy week. Friends and family members could very well unburden themselves on you when you least expect it. Luckily for you, laughter is your best medicine. You don’t want to go down the cry me a river road if you can help it.

Your day: Monday

Someone else’s day: Friday

Friend: Gemini

Frenemy: Scorpio

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

There is nothing worse than feeling your so called friends are talking about you behind your back. That’s the kind of energy that’s out there in the Universe this week. People are jealous, conniving and playa hating. You’re above and beyond that. Stay true to you and lead by example. Avoid those people who always manage to push your buttons and focus on your healthy relationships.

Your day: Thursday

Someone else’s day: Sunday

Friend: Virgo

Frenemy: Aquarius

Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)

People and their connections are what you need to be focusing on right now. Don’t burn bridges with your cheeky sense of humour. Be humble if someone does throw you a bone. Being a tongue in cheek critic is something you airheads excel at. You love to observe life and the people who come across your path. Sometimes your observations hurt tender feelings. Especially this week, with people nursing wounds and wanting to talk about everything.

Your day: Wednesday

Someone else’s day: Sunday

Friend: Leo

Frenemy: Capricorn

Pisces (February 20 – March 20)

On Friday a Cancer Moon trines Mars and Venus in Scorpio, both of whom are your fellow water signs. Needless to say this is a power weekend for you and your watery peeps. If you feel emotionally undone at all, seek out people and places that make you feel safe and secure. Don’t attempt things that are way out of your emotional league either. Focus on ‘can do’ projects.

Your day: Tuesday

Someone else’s day: Thursday

Friend: Cancer

Frenemy: Aries

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

xoxo

Sunday September 26, 2010

2010-09-26T10:37:00.000-07:00

little bugger in action - begging for some lap action...

So it's as hot as hell here in LA - 102 degrees here today in the valley and it's abit much! Hollywood is simmering in this heat wave and not much news out on the streets. The celebs are behind their gated homes with the A/C running!

Today's birthdays include Serena Williams and Olivia Newton-John.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes

Astrogirl

xoxo

Saturday September 25, 2010

2010-09-25T11:11:00.000-07:00

me and a 'guard' (hollywood prop) at the Colesium in Rome.. October 2008...love Italy!

So on the day after the Full Moon in ARies, Lindsay Lohan was locked up and released from jail in 24 hours...the same Full Moon which targeted her 10th house of career and social status. Next month, same time of month, there's another Full Moon in the same part of her chart. It will be interesting to see what happens to Ms Lohan this time next month.

2 back to back Aries Full Moons aren't easy but that's what the Universe is dishing our way right now. And Venus, the goddess of love and beauty is getting ready to go out of phase in Scorpio Oct 8-November 20. Once again the Universe is testing us!

Today's birthday includes Will SMith, Catherine Zeta-Jones & Heather Locklear.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

xoxo

Friday September 24, 2010

2010-09-24T10:12:00.000-07:00

Little Humphrey - back in the day when he was a 6 pounder puppy...

So Cancer Lindsay Lohan didn't even get her day in court. She was thrown straight in the slammer! No if, ands or buts! Dad Michael Lohan had a rather crazy press conference on the steps outside the court - with a young Preacher alongside him who seemed very happy to be there and on TV. Dina Lohan was with Lindsay in court - don't know if she had a chance to say 'goodbye' though. They weren't even allowed to apply for bail! She's back in Linwood! Until October 22. She looked better than her last court appearance with her hair a nice strawberry blond colour.

And get this. Brad Womack - a Bachelor from a while back who didn't pick anyone in the end - has asked for a 2nd chance at the Bachelor. Like Aquarius cheese ball Jake Pavelka, he wants a redo! And he might just get it. He's a bar owner from Texas and was very closed off last time he was the Bachelor. Chris Lambton who was last season's runner up is having way too much fun being single apparently! LOL.

Today's birthdays include Nia Vardalos, Phil Hartman and Linda McCartney (RIP Phil and Linda).

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

xoxo

Thursday September 23, 2010

2010-09-23T10:11:00.000-07:00

a beautiful morning in Laguna, the OC...just another beautiful morning...happens pretty much all the time...

Saw 'The Town' yesterday. Alot of violence, guns and shootings and killings. Leo ben Affleck has really come into himself as a Director and a star. He lives his life in a low key way too - with wife ARies Jennifer Garner supposedly preggers with baby #3. Let's hope he has a boy this time around! Capricorn Jeremy Renner stole the show as the hard headed toughie from the mean streets of Boston though. Nice looking at 'my girl' Virgo Blake Lively. She has a small part but she was good and nailed it.

What's going on with Aquarius Ashton Kutcher and Scorpio Demi Moore? Are all these cheating reports false or is there some realm of truth to it? It would certainly stun Hollywood if these two split. Somehow I doubt they would split up though, even if the cheating allegations are true. Demi and Ashton are both fixed signs, both stubborn and both seem very committed to their marriage.

Today's birthdays include Julio Iglesias, Jason Alexander & Bruce Springsteen.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

xoxo

Wednesday September 22, 2010

2010-09-22T10:14:00.000-07:00

Humpf taking stock of his toy pile and finding it lacking perhaps? He certainly looks worried about something...

So guess who was at Hollywood dog park yesterday? Aquarius ex bachelor whiny Jake Pavelka! Yes the devil of bachelorhood himself. He was filming some sort of commercial with 2 models and some dogs. He is short with tree trunk legs in skin tight jeans and a long shirt over. Actually he dresses a lot like another shortie...Cancer Tom Cruise. I think he thinks he is Tom Cruise. LOL

Big day today for American Idol fans. Big announcement is about to happen! The judges are about to show themselves!! Woo-Hoo...Capricorn Ryan Seacrest is currently on stage revving up the audience with all sorts of fanfare about who the new judges will be. Aries Steven Tyler is on stage. Leo J Lo is on stage looking amazing. All very exciting! A Leo and an ARies running American Idol!!

Cancer David Hasselhoff got the boot last night on DWTS. Everyone thought it would be fellow Crab The Situation. The Hoff was stiff and not very good but he is certainly a character!

Watching Hawaii 5-0 starring fellow Aussie Alex O'Laughlin, a hot Virgo, I couldn't quite believe the TEETH he has in his head. He wasn't born with those teeth. Americans and their teeth! He looks like he has had a piano rammed down his throat! What was so bad with his teeth before?

Today's birthdays include Joan Jett & Scott Baio.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

xoxo

Tuesday September 21, 2010

2010-09-21T10:16:00.000-07:00

Aquarius Humphrey checking out the cosmic scene in the OC...that's how he likes to roll in the car - not very safe but he's a wild child!

Scorpio actor and Runyon Canyon hiker Sam Page is joining the cast of Gossip Girl as lovely Virgo Blake Lively's new love interest. I guess that means that he doesn't return to the bosoms of Mad Men's Christina Hendricks - last week he was sent off to Vietnam and she had hot sex up against a wall with Roger Sterling (Leo John Slattery) after being robbed in Harlem. Or Burbank. Seriously - the props/set used for Harlem was like something out of Michael Jackson's Thriller video! BAD. So one would think from that little scenario that Joan Harris (Christina) is going to end up with Roger Sterling. With a dead husband in her past.

Gossip Girl fab! That fab line - "I'm Chuck Bass" was thrown in again at the very end of last night's episode. Cancer Ed Westwick is so skinny now, as is his off screen love interest Jessica - bags of bones! Nate (Pisces Chace Crawford) continues to be too good looking for his own good, while over on 90210, Liam (Aries Matt Latner) continues to look incredibly good looking and charming and has hearts fluttering all over the world!

Lone Star/The Event all good and something to watch in the fall. DWTS...I was impressed with Taurus Hills star Audrina. I thought she was good considering she went first.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

Monday September 20, 2010

2010-09-20T10:48:00.000-07:00

the girls out and about in Laguna Beach, OC...beautiful part of the world...

So I've had a few days off to recoup and handle some personal stuff and I'm back! And excited about the new fall line up on TV. I watched the preview for Lone Star as it was sent out in the recent Vanity Fair magazine and it's really good. Heard the pilot for Hawaii-5-0 was good too. So that's something to look forward to. Gossip Girl and 90210 started already last week. Thank the Universe my DVR was all set up to snare these juicy gems or I would have missed out.

Can you believe that after all the mud slinging and drama, Cancer Stephanie Seymour and her unattractive (being nice) hubby (no star sign available) Peter Brant are not getting divorced but have decided to stay together! After all the drama and scandal including his busty young 24 year old girlfriend and her alleged drug use and drinking binges. Apparently he decided it 'was cheaper to keep her'! Very strange and weird and hard for the kids no doubt.

FYI Full Moon in Aries on Thursday. the first of 2 Full Moons in Aries. WATCH OUT!

So enough with these crazy celebs. What about you? let's have a look see shall we...

Website Weekly for week commencing September 20-26, 2010

By Astrogirl

Sun in Virgo through Sep 23, then Libra

Full Moon in Aries Thursday September 23 (the 1st of 2 back to back Full Moons in your sign)

Venus in Scorpio

Mars in Scorpio

Mercury in Virgo

Jupiter retrograde in Pisces

Saturn in Libra

Uranus retrograde in Aries

Pluto direct in Capricorn

Celebs born this week: September 20: Sophia Loren, 21: Nicole Ritchie, 22: Scott Baio, 23: Bruce Springsteen, 24: Nia Vardados, 25: Catherine Zeta-Jones & 26: Olivia Newton -John

Aries (March 21 – April 20)

Your once a year Full Moon rolls around this week. With the Sun’s move into Libra, this is very much a time when you need to find balance. And peace and calm. You’ve been living on the edge for quite some time now and it’s time to get off the treadmill of life and chill out. Not easy for you fiery angels, but without it, you will be a raging mess. This is the perfect time for a massage or weekend getaway to a spa either on your own or with someone you feel very comfortable with.

Your day: Thursday (your Full Moon day – the first of 2 back to back Full Moons in your sign)

Someone else’s day: Tuesday

Friend: Leo

Frenemy: Scorpio

Taurus (April 21 – May 21)

Don’t try to outsmart someone who you know deep down is way smarter than you. Sure it’s fun trying to ‘outdo the doer’s’ but not when you’re going to end up with egg all over your pretty face. Venus and Mars, the planet of love and energy continue to enhance your one on one relationship zone. You’ve got a massive support team if you need to reach out and ask for help.

Your day: Wednesday

Someone else’s day: Friday

Friend: Capricorn

Frenemy: Aquarius

Gemini (May 22 – June 21)

Friday’s Full Moon shines on your eleventh house of hopes, dreams and wishes and makes this weekend a time to reconnect with your peeps. Sure you get busy and distracted, but there’s nothing like letting people know you are thinking of them. Especially if they’ve been sick or it’s their birthday time of year (you tend to forget specific dates). If you’ve been thinking of going into business with a friend, this is the perfect time to think about it and look at all options.

Your day: Sunday

Someone else’s day: Friday

Friend: Libra

Frenemy: Pisces

Cancer (June 22 – July 22)

Venus the goddess of love and beauty and Mars the passionista of the zodiac cozy up in your romance zone. You’re a man magnet girls. Pick one (or two) and have your way with them. Scorpio men make you go all ‘grrr’ inside! A Full Moon Friday in your career zone has you rethinking your devotion to your job/boss or both. If you’re not being paid the big bucks, why are you so invested?

Your day: Monday

Someone else’s day: Thursday

Friend: Scorpio

Frenemy: Sagittarius

Leo (July 23 – August 23)

A full on Full Moon highlights your ninth house of overseas longings and spirituality. Hitch a ride on the ‘Eat, Pray, Love’ bandwagon and think about your next trip. Also do an internal check up to find out whether or not your life is in balance. Now’s the time to smooth over those squirmishes you had with a good friend or family member and set things right again.

Your day: Thursday

Someone else’s day: Saturday

Friend: Sagittarius

Frenemy: Taurus

Virgo (August 24 – September 23)

Someone owe you money? Avoiding you like the plague? It’s time to hunt them down girls and extract every precious penny. Use the energy and push of Friday’s Full Moon to do so. The Sun bids you adieu this week and it’s time to stand firm on those birthday decisions and resolutions you made while huffing and puffing over your cake. Venus and Mars in your ‘can do’ zone are you cosmic cheerleaders. Pluto in your self-fulfillment zone rounds out a very nice scenario for you.

Your day: Tuesday

Someone else’s day: Friday

Friend: Cancer

Frenemy: Aquarius

Libra (September 24 – October 23)

Your one on one relationship zone is highlighted by Friday’s Full Moon and with Saturn the planet of ‘no nonsense’ currently guiding you along, this is a time when you are in a very determined state of mind. It’s time to weed out those people who bring nothing but drama, problems and hangovers your way and replace them with love and light types. If you’re spending way too much money, ‘cash only’ is key.

Your day: Sunday

Someone else’s day: Tuesday

Friend: Gemini

Frenemy: Scorpio

Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)

You feel invincible right now, and with Mars and Venus in your sign, you pretty much are. Make moves with the Full Moon shining on your hard work and health zone on Friday. Hire a personal trainer or go the extra nine yards at the office. Your ruler Pluto is back in play and in your busy activities zone. You are brimming with energy and confidence. Don’t waste it now. Work out your next few moves and plan them in strategic Scorpio style.

Your day: Friday

Someone else’s day: Monday

Friend: Pisces

Frenemy: Aries

Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)

There is no point trying to finalize something when you yourself don’t know the outcome or how you want things to end. Friday’s Full Moon gives many of you a sense of urgency but that doesn’t have to be a bad thing. It’s actually the gentle push you need. The Sun joins Saturn, the planet of slow and steady wins the race in your hopes and wishes zone midweek. Dig deep and reveal your life’s mission (or at the very least, what you’re having for lunch).

Your day: Thursday

Someone else’s day: Tuesday

Friend: Aries

Frenemy: Virgo

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

A refreshing yet insistent Full Moon on Friday bangs on the door of your home and family zone. If your flatmate is driving you crazy or your sister insists on asking your opinion on everything, it’s time to set some ground rules. It’s also time for you to face some home truths and listen to advice from a parent or mentor. If you need out of your current living situation, you’re about to get one.

Your day: Tuesday

Someone else’s day: Friday

Friend: Virgo

Frenemy: Libra

Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)

There’s nothing worse than feeling you are doing all the work for little or no recognition while others ride your coattails to fame and fortune. Friday’s Full Moon forces you to see things in stark black and white and you could very well have an issue with a sibling or a neighbour over something small but still important to you. A flirtation or affair with a coworker is intensifying. You sure you want to take it ‘there’?

Your day: Thursday

Someone else’s day: Monday

Friend: Libra

Frenemy: Virgo

Pisces (February 20 – March 20)

While you hate having to deal with money and not having enough for everything you want in your life, too bad. You get a huge wakeup call this weekend, with Friday’s Full Moon shining on your self-esteem and cash flow zone. Sort through your credit card statements and start working up a budget. And find a way to pay bills on time to avoid those pesky late fees too.

Your day: Wednesday

Someone else’s day:

Friend: Other Pisces

Frenemy: Leo

CHeers big ears!

Astrogirl

Thursday September 16, 2010

2010-09-16T10:05:00.000-07:00

the beautiful palm trees in LA - Sunset Boulevard in Bel Air...where the air is rarified!

So the cast of the Jersey Shore are slowly but surely disintegrating before our very eyes. Snooki lost her poof, the Situation is doing his thing on DWTS and the rest of em are upset. Angelina the 'Kim Kardashian of Staten Island' is off the show and now Pauly D has cut his spiky hair off! What next? one of them goes to college? Joins Mensa?? LOL.

Mercury has now moved direct and we are all finding it much easier to breath. Plus all those little snafus we had to deal with earlier in the month are over and done with and the sailing is much smoother. That said, next month Venus goes out of phase in sexy Scorpio, so we can expect drama in love lives and relationships. If you're planning on getting married or engaged October 8 - November 19, make alternate plans.

Today's birthdays include Jennifer Tilly, Marc Anthony & Nick Jonas.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Wednesday September 15, 2010

2010-09-15T10:16:00.000-07:00

the Pacific Ocean in all its majesty and beauty...in Malibu...

So Bethenny from Real Housewives of New York quit and wants out. Too bad girl. You signed a contract and BRAVO are sticking to that contract. You have to appear for another year on the show.

Dirty Danielle Staub - another housewife - has poor Caroline Manzo giving evidence in her rape case against her former husband. Danielle told Caroline all sorts of amazing and horrendous claims about her ex - including that he killed her dog - so he's a dog killing rapist according to Danielle.

Leo Casey Affleck has settled both his sexual harrasment claims today. WHat's up with that? Did he actually do something? Kinda sounds like it. Shocking claims that he disputed but yet he pays up??

Mad Men just keeps getting better doesn't it? The best show on TV today. And at least Capricorn January Jones is now back in it more. I just hope and pray she and Don are reunited. Her new husband Henry has got to go!

Omarosa is engaged to Michael Clarke Duncan? Shame on all of them - can't stand her and he's so welcome to her. She is one nasty piece of work!

Today's birthday includes Heidi MOntag, Oliver Stone, Prince Harry & Tommy Lee Jones.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Tuesday September 14, 2010

2010-09-14T10:48:00.000-07:00

Humpf and Steve - chilling at the dog park...life is good!

And thank goodness 'Bachelor Pad' is over and done with. Seriously. Can't quite believe I watched all episodes. Doesn't say much for my social life! However it was quite an amazing display of abs, legs, tattoos and amazing skin stretched over 3 himbos and 3 bimbos. As for Gia (ex Jake season) and Wes (ex Jillian season), it looks like they are seriously dating and in luv or lust.

Drake the rapper/R & B Canadian/African American Jewish guy is sho HOT right now! Born October 24 Drake is a Libra/Scorpio mix. He's all sorts of mixes actually! Black/Jewish and Canadian! And a Cusper! Extremely talented, his new CD and his appearances are amazing.

So the cast of 'Jersey Shore' are slowly but surely coming undone? Mike Sorrentino, the Situation, a needy Cancer, is now on DWTS and his dancing partner is none other than the sexy Karina. I am sure the other cast members are jealous and that the Situation has blown up more than any other member of the 'Jersey Shore'. No doubt there will be guido fallout.

Today's birthday includes Amy Winehouse and Tyler Perry.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

Monday September 13, 2010

2010-09-13T10:22:00.000-07:00

Gemini Melissa and myself on Victoria Beach in Laguna in the OC...

The VMA's were a real mish-mash of fashion and fun last night. Aries Lady GaGa is a classic! She looked pretty for once (she's no supermodel) and her hair and make up was flawless. Gemini Kanye is all smiling and charming, while Scorpio Katy Perry looked like she's now trying too hard. The cast of the Jersey Shore were there! A year ago they were a bunch of juicehead guidos. Now look! Angelina is once again MIA - there's a new girl in town. I guess she leaves the show again?

It was the slowest weekend all year long at the box office. I guess people are enjoying the last of the warm weather on the East Coast (we don't worry about that on the West Coast). I am excited to see 'The Town' and 'Wall Street Part 2' or whatever it is. TV is also about to get really good. Gossip Girl is back! 90210 is on its way! Dexter/Californication/Millionaire Matchmaker. We said good-bye to Entourage last night - and what a finale. Leo Jeremy Piven who plays asshole Ari Gold has finally had the worst possible thing happen to him. His wife and kids left. Pretty boy Cancer Adrien Grenier who plays Vinnie Chase is now a drug addict. He got into a fight with Libra Eminem at the Roosevelt and insulted Minka Kelly (who is dating Cancer Derek Jeter in real life and is one of the prettiest girls of all time).

Anyway enough about TV! What's in your stars this week?

Weekly stars for week commencing September 13-19, 2010

By Astrogirl

Sun in Virgo

Venus in Scorpio

Mars in Scorpio

Mercury moves direct in Virgo

Jupiter retrograde in Pisces

Saturn in Libra

Uranus retrograde in Aries

Pluto direct in Capricorn

Celeb Virgos born this week: September 13: Fiona Apple, 14: Amy Winehouse, 15: Heidi Montag, 16: Marc Anthony, 17: Wade Robson, 18: Lance Armstrong & 19: Jimmy Fallon

Aries (March 21 – April 20)

There’s a big power shift this week, with your ruler Mars making moves into Scorpio, the sign he co-rules. Although Mars represents the need to act, Scorpio brings out the passive side of things that represents the tendency to act from the inside out. In other words, don’t wear your beating heart on your sleeve and try to deal with things internally. Friday is harmony day and a day to forgive, forget and move on. Quite possibly you are about to forgive a Leo or a Scorpio.

Your day: Tuesday

Someone else’s day: Friday

Friend: Gemini

Frenemy: Scorpio

Taurus (April 21 – May 21)

With Venus and Mars aligning in your one on one relationship zone this week, you’re about to come out of hiding and deal with quite a lot of stuff girls. For too long you’ve happily brushed things under the shag carpet. Well the brushing part is over. Now you need to talk about things and communicate. Scary and way too real for you. But very necessary in order to maintain friendships.

Your day: Wednesday

Someone else’s day: Sunday

Friend: Capricorn

Frenemy: Aquarius

Gemini (May 22 – June 21)

Were in the grip of the earth and water signs this week and you don’t like feeling contained do you? All you can do is soldier on and don’t let too many nerds and geeks trip you up along the way. Big developments brewing for you in your work hard and work out zone. If you have been avoiding the gym , a case of too tight jeans has you running back there this weekend. Muffin tops are only for eating!

Your day: Thursday

Someone else’s day: Saturday

Friend: Libra

Frenemy: Cancer

Cancer (June 22 – July 22)

You’re going to love this week and the rest of this month. Venus and Mars stake their claim in your fun, romance and creative zone. Your mojo is back and for those of you looking for love, you could very well overdose on the stuff. Scorpios are your soul mate match up. You thrive on challenges now that Mercury has moved direct. You’re unstoppable. Believe your own hype!

Your day: Friday

Someone else’s day: Monday

Friend: Pisces

Frenemy: Sagittarius

Leo (July 23 – August 23)

What is nearest and dearest to your heart becomes very obvious to you this weekend. Sure you love your bling but more than that, you love your friends, your family and your pets. And this becomes really obvious this week with Venus and Mars in your home and family zone. Home is where the heart is and putting the finishing touches on your living space is something you’ll enjoy this weekend.

Your day: Wednesday

Someone else’s day: Thursday

Friend: Sagittarius

Frenemy: Virgo

Virgo (August 24 – September 23)

Finally you can breath! And start new things and stop being railroaded every move you make. Mercury has finally moved direct and there is an end in sight to the drama that has surrounded you. Jupiter and Uranus in your relationship zone is forcing you to think outside the box when it comes to making social plans too. You don’t always have to stick with your tried and true posse. Plan a long weekend trip with someone special in the next month.

Your day:

Someone else’s day:

Friend: Taurus

Frenemy: Aries

Libra (September 24 – October 23)

If you’re in the market for household items like a new fridge, TV or couch, this is the time to go bargain hunting. Venus and Mars in your self-esteem and money zone give you a good feel for a good deal. With Mercury moving direct in your past karma zone this week you get your communication mojo back. You’ll be able to reach a relationship decision with the help of your inner voice and a friend’s objective advice.

Your day: Monday

Someone else’s day: Friday

Friend: Gemini

Frenemy: Cancer

Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)

Passionate Mars your co-ruler joins forces with Venus in your sign this week and you become as focused as a laser beam. Mars represents the need to act, Scorpio brings out the passive side of things that need to be done. Call it passive aggressive if you will but you will be totally amped to the max and need to challenge yourself to do mission impossible. Plus with Pluto turning direct in your self-fulfillment zone, all of a sudden you realize you’re pretty hot stuff!

Your day: Friday

Someone else’s day: Wednesday

Friend: Taurus

Frenemy: Sagittarius

Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)

You need to give a lot of thought to what you really cherish most in life this week. On the most basic level, that means tossing out all that junk you’ve accumulated over the years. On a higher level, this means asking yourself the big questions. Like “are you happy?”. “Do you like your job?” And “can you ever really like your brother’s girlfriend?”. Heavy duty stuff but with Venus and Mars digging up dirt in your subconscious zone, there’s nothing off limits.

Your day: Monday

Someone else’s day: Thursday

Friend: Aquarius

Frenemy: Virgo

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

Pluto the celestial body moves direct in your sign and jump starts your world this week with his unexpected shenanigans. Plus with Mars and Venus transiting your hopes, dreams and wishes zone, there is something you need to be focusing on and demanding, of both yourself and the people in your life. The Sun in your spiritual zone reminds you that the body is the temple of the soul. Do something wonderful for your body this weekend.

Your day: Tuesday

Someone else’s day: Friday

Friend: Cancer

Frenemy: Virgo

Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)

Take time this week and this month to touch base with people you haven’t seen recently. One of them could link you to an incredible opportunity. Just get all the facts upfront and don’t be afraid to ask poignant and even slightly cheeky questions. And don’t worry about taking advantage. You will be able to repay them at a later date. With Venus and Mars in your career zone, you may feel pushed to the max. Use this pressure to excel.

Your day: Thursday

Someone else’s day: Monday

Friend: Gemini

Frenemy: Scorpio

Pisces (February 20 – March 20)

Lucky Jupiter has unpacked and settled into your sign for the rest of the year. So now what are you going to do? Play the lotto? Yes! Take a chance on everything? Yes! Use your connections and schmooze your way to the top. Yes! Being in the right place at the right time is something Jupiter aids and abets. It’s your job to make sure you’re in tip-top form every day girls.

Your day: Wednesday

Someone else’s day: Friday

Friend: Other Pisces

Frenemy: Leos

Have a great week!

Astrogirl

Saturday September 11, 2010

2010-09-11T11:55:00.000-07:00

Humphrey's first day with me... May 15...look how little he is...he's a big boy now...

A sad day for the US and the rest of the world today. September 11 will forever be in our hearts and minds as the day the US was attacked by terrorists. I was living in West Orange, New Jersey September 11 and watched in disbelief on TV and from the hilltops as the World Trade Center smoked and burnt away.

Today is a day to simply love your life. Reflect on the past 9 years and all that has happened with the country and the economy - which isn't exactly a nice thing to think about actually!! LOL. Mercury moves slowly forward today which is a great thing. It will take a few days to get sorted, but it's headed in the right direction.

Today's birthdays include Moby and Harry Connick Jr.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Friday September 10, 2010

2010-09-10T11:12:00.000-07:00

when in Rome...drinking a good red wine at Antica Pesa in Rome - one of the best restaurants I have ever been to...

So Capricorn Kristin Cavallari let her mother drive drunk earlier this week and poor old mum got busted for DUI. Mrs Cavallari blew way over the legal limit (almost twice the legal limit). Surely there's enough money in the Cavallari pot to catch a cab home or get car service? These celebs and the DUI's is kinda crazy.

Had lunch yesterday with my music soul sister Gemini Liz and Sarah McLachlan was there - love her. Sarah looked really young and pretty and nice. Urth Cafe is such a good celebrity hunting spot. All sorts of classics running around!

Today's birthdays include cutie Ryan Philippe

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

Thursday September 9, 2010

2010-09-09T10:15:00.000-07:00

cooling off at Runyon - even though this photo is old - it's kinda cold here in LA this week - no SUN at all - 65 degrees - a welcome change for many from the hot, burning Sun and heat.

People seem to love to pop out of the woodwork with their lawsuits don't they? An ex bodyguard of Sagittarius Britney Spears is now suing for sexual harrasment and emotional upset - he says he witnessed Britney beating her boys with his belt. Question 1: Why did he give her his belt to beat the kids? Question 2: Why take so long to come forward? Sounds like he's simply after some Spears cash - of which there is alot!

Sitting at Cecconi's last night in WeHo - Melrose & Robertson - lots of plastic fantastic - Linda - Brody Jenner's mum propped at the bar with a co-hort of blond Bev Hills types. Quite the scene!

Today's birthdays include Adam Sandler and Hugh Grant.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Wednesday September 8, 2010

2010-09-08T10:41:00.000-07:00

Humphrey, Steve and Carl at the Hollywood dog park...the circle of friends (Steve is hanging onto his toy) - all very cute!

So rumour has it that Leo Halle Berry is hooking up with gorgeous Capricorn Olivier Martinez in Paris, the city that really does put the romance back into your life. What a match up! Olivier has certainly titillated more than one co-star. he hooked up with Gemini Angelina Jolie and had a long romance with another Gemini Kylie Minogue. Imagine if Halle and Olivier had a baby together! Take that Suri and Levi!!

Can't wait for Dancing with the Stars to start! MAD MEN rules! Don Draper with vomit on his shirt?

Today's birthdays include Pink, Hugh Grant & Adam Sandler.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Tuesday September 7, 2010

2010-09-07T10:25:00.000-07:00

baby Pisces Zoey and baby Aquarius Humphrey B Bear. This little treasure lives in my building. All very cute!

Hung out at Santa Monica at the Pier yesterday. Ate at Big Deans with the great unwashed. Dirty bunch of people hanging out for sure! All very interesting!

I watched the conclusion of the Real Housewives of New Jersey in disbelief yesterday. What a turn up for the books as they say! Jacqueline had some sort of ephinany during a break and decided to forgive Danielle for all her sins. Teresa was kinda in on it too, however the Puppeteer Caroline Manzo wasn't interested in any forgiveness towards wretched Danielle - who was fired from the show and hopefully will never resurface on my TV again. Let her and her lesbo love Lori disappear into the sunset.

I always thought the girls on 90210 didn't get along and I was right. Article in today's New York Post about the fact that Anna Lynne McCord is Queen Bee and doesn't get along with the other girls. She really is a drop dead gorgeous gal and with her beautiful man next to her, Kellan Lutz, she is unbeatable. Bitchy though by the sound of it.

Today's birthdays include Evan Rachel Wood, who broke up with Marilyn Manson yet again.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Monday September 6, 2010

2010-09-06T11:40:00.000-07:00

Gemini Melissa from downunder in Malibu...

CHeck out your weekly stars below!

Blog Weekly for week commencing September 6 – 12, 2010

By Astrogirl

Sun in Virgo

New Moon in Virgo – Wednesday – September 8

Venus in Libra through Sep 9, then moves into Scorpio

Mars in Libra (last full week)

Mercury in Virgo RETROGADE from August 20th through September 11

Jupiter retrograde in Aries through Sep 10, then backwards into Pisces

Saturn in Libra

Uranus retrograde in Aries

Celeb Virgins: September 6: Rosie Perez, 7: Evan Rachel Wood, 8: Pink, 9: Adam Sandler, 10: Ryan Phillippe, 11: harry Connick Jr & 12: Jennifer Hudson

Aries (March 21 – April 20)

A lot of changing of the cosmic guard this week. The main thing for you Rams is that Jupiter leaves your sign and heads back to the calmer waters of Pisces through the end of the year. That little streak of luck you were on dissipates but hopefully you are on the right track to success now. Workwise, midweek’s New Moon is just the magic pixie dust you’ve needed. You find a simple solution to a complex problem and save the day!

Your day: Thursday

Someone else’s day: Monday

Friend: Leo

Frenemy: Capricorn

Taurus (April 21 – May 21)

There’s no need to be quite so self righteous this week, although it does feel good doesn’t it? Inspired to be extra cheeky by a New Moon in your self-fulfillment zone and with Mercury finally moving out of its retrograde hump and direct in your happiness zone, things are looking good. Venus moves into Scorpio, your relationship zone later in the week and by the time the weekend rolls around, you’ve hit your groove.

Your day: Thursday

Someone else’s day: Monday

Friend: Virgo

Frenemy: Aries

Gemini (May 22 – June 21)

You can breath this weekend, with the triumphant return of Mercury the communicator and your ruler. All that fuzziness disappears and you’re back in control of your life again. A New Moon in your home and domestic zone helps you get over all those little flatmate, family humps and forgive, forget and move on. Saturn and Mars in your self-fulfillment zone are insistent on you being happy dammit! The Universe is handing you all the get happy cards. Use them.

Your day: Saturday

Someone else’s day: Monday

Friend: Aquarius

Frenemy: Pisces

Cancer (June 22 – July 22)

Single? Things brighten for you this weekend once Venus unpacks her Vuitton luggage and gets squared away in Scorpio, your romance zone (and good match fyi). Midweek a New Moon hits your ‘get organized’ zone, so do just that. Stop wasting time with people who drain you and fail to replenish you. Mercury moves direct this weekend in your past karma zone. People you’ve been avoiding can’t be avoided any longer.

Your day: Tuesday

Someone else’s day: Saturday

Friend: Scorpio

Frenemy: Sagittarius

Leo (July 23 – August 23)

A silly snafu with a friend (most likely an Aries) is resolved over the weekend, with word planet Mercury moving direct in your friendship zone. But don’t let your friend do all the work. Meet them halfway. Mars and Saturn, two planets that don’t muck around continue to hang in your busy activities zone. Admit it Leos. You like being busy and you like being needed.

Your day: Tuesday

Someone else’s day: Friday

Friend: Aries

Frenemy: Cancer

Virgo (August 24 – September 23)

Your once a year New Moon midweek marks the beginning of a two week period when there is a natural tendency for things to grow bigger and better. For you this means an opportunity to make a fresh start at organizing your life and healing wounds. Rest and eat lightly this week and take advantage of all the wonders headed your way this weekend when Mercury finally moves direct in your sign. This is a big week for you. Don’t waste too much time.

Your day: Your New Moon day Wednesday

Someone else’s day: Sunday

Friend: Capricorn

Frenemy: Aries

Libra (September 24 _ October 23)

You bid adieu to Venus your ruler and the goddess of love and beauty this week. Cram in that last minute hair appointment and make sure you chat up whomever you need to chat up too. A New Moon midweek in your past karma and spiritual zone helps you forgive, forget and move on and even make amends with someone who is going to be very useful to you in the near future.

Your day: Friday

Someone else’s day: Monday

Friend: Aries

Frenemy: Capricorn

Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)

There is nothing obviously wrong with your life right now. So why do you feel so unhappy and so unsettled? It’s the back and forth of Jupiter, the planet of dream big in your self-awareness and happiness zone that’s the reason for your winter of discontent. Luckily it moves back into your happy place this weekend and stays there through the end of the year. Venus the planet of love and beauty moves into your sign and you suddenly feel pretty or prettier than ever.

Your day: Thursday

Someone else’s day: Monday

Friend: Cancer

Frenemy: Leo

Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)

Work and more work is the focus this week, with a New Moon in your career and ambitions zone. What do you want to be when you grow up girls? There’s no dodging responsibility now as hard as you might try. You are being looked at as a leader of sorts. Shocking but you have to step up and recognize you talk a big game girls. Now’s the time to come up with the goods. Dream big. The rewards for your diligence will be huge.

Your day: Friday

Someone else’s day: Wednesday

Friend: Leo

Frenemy: Scorpio

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

You’re on your own ‘Eat, Pray, Love’ mission this week, with a New Moon tantalizing your spiritual zone. What is it that you really want to do with your life? Your ruler Saturn hangs in your ambitious zone along with Mars, the planet of action. Do you want to chuck it all in and head for the hills? The hills of Spain that is? Mercury direct in the same part of your chart has your answer this weekend.

Your day: Wednesday (New Moon day)

Someone else’s day: Monday

Friend: Taurus

Frenemy: Gemini

Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)

Working towards a common goal with others isn’t something you necessarily enjoy doing as you are an independent contractor by choice. However with a New Moon and Mercury moving direct alongside the Sun in your joint projects zone there is wisdom in listening to the advice others give and actually taking it on board. You do have an ace up your sleeve however. An unexpected but welcome surprise waiting around the next corner. Don’t whiz past it and miss it.

Your day: Tuesday

Someone else’s day: Thursday

Friend: Libra

Frenemy: Cancer

Pisces (February 20 – March 20)

A wonderful week for those of you who are looking for love or are in love, with a New Moon, the Sun and Mercury all channeling your love and relationship zone. Meanwhile love guru Venus shifts gears and moves into sexy Scorpio, your purrfect match. Now’s a great time for networking and schmoozing whomever needs to be schmoozed. It’s also a time to be honest with yourself about whom you need to let go in your life.

Your day: Wednesday (New Moon day)

Someone else’s day: Sunday

Friend: Virgo

Frenemy: Aries

Have a great holiday!

Astrogirl

Sunday September 5, 2010

2010-09-05T11:56:00.000-07:00

Laguna - Victoria Beach - a nice part of the world for sure...

The Paris Hilton saga continues. She keeps blaming everyone else but herself. You're a drug addict girl. Admit it. Go to rehab. Everyone else does. You'll be in good company in LA rehab for sure!

Capricorn Chad Ochochinco has VH1 execs annoyed. He's out and about twittering about his girlfriend 'Basketball Wives' star Evelyn Lozada. Makes sense because on his show 'The Ultimate Catch' he doesn't really hook up with any of the tarts (I mean contestants) on the show.

DWTS has been announced - Audrina, the Situation, the Hoff, Bristol Palin...what a fabulous trainwreck!

Today's birthdays include Rose McGowan.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Saturday September 4, 2010

2010-09-04T10:48:00.000-07:00

sunset in the OC...

So Pisces Kat Von D and Aries cheater Jesse James had lunch at Urth Cafe yesterday. Great idea - keeping things on the DL...I just hope Leo Sandra Bullock is getting it on with her hot new security guy - he is always in the pictures with her and Lewis the baby and he is HOT!

Ex Bachelor Aquarius Jake Pavelka wants to be on the show for another season? Really? He is such a fame whore and hopefully the producers will find a fresh face. Surely his 15 minutues are up? Surely there's someone else out there to be the Bachelor who really wants to find love? Jake saw an opportunity to be famous and took it. He was a pilot. Now he's taking acting classes? His ex pick Pisces Vienna is doing the LA/CA circuit - hiking Runyon, dancing on bars and tables in Vegas and being snapped by paparrazzi everywhere. Your time is ticking away girl. Land yourself an athlete or someone wealthy and go away.

It's Beyonce's birthday today!! Happy birthday beautiful, voluptous B!! Love ya!

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

xoxo

Friday September 3, 2010

2010-09-03T10:04:00.000-07:00

a beautiful day in the OC - Laguna - me in the middle, Gemini Melissa and Scorpio Michelle...

So J Lo is going to be the next American Idol judge? The talk is back to her again. Very Leo of her to be so demanding and so many offers going back and forth. And its back to 3 judges again - a good thing.
American Idol need to get a move on and announce who the other 2 judges are. Randy Jackson is staying - he's the only original judge left. Good thing Aquarian Ellen DeGeneres quit. She kinda sucked.

Is Aquarius Jennifer Aniston really back with Libra John Mayer? or is it some sort of bad publicity stunt to distract us all from how bad her latest movie 'The Switch' was? Once again she needs to seriously rethink her career and find other ways to showcase her acting skills. The romantic comedies aren't working for her.

And Pisces Kat Von D and ARies Jesse James continue to show their love to the world. They have been out and about all lovey dovey this week. Jesse said he deserves to be happy like everyone else in the world. Really? At the expense of others. Ex Leo Sandra Bullock for one...and his kids who were put through hell over his cheating and lying ways.

Today's birthdays include Charlie Sheen (a true mongrel) and Shaun White.

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl,

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Thursday September 2, 2010

2010-09-02T11:15:00.000-07:00

Ms Michelle the Scorpio and Humphrey - one of my fav pics!

So rapper Libra T.I. and his midget wife appropriately named "Tiny"were busted in WeHo for drugs? What's with these people? T.I. just got out of jail for weapons possession. Why are they driving around with ecstacy tablets in their car? Stay home and do drugs people! That's the reason why Scorpio P.Diddy, Leos Madonna & J Lo, Libra/Scorpio cusper Russell Simmons etc are still in the game, still rich and still relevant. They steer clear of drugs (or at least publicly). Drugs are ruining the lives of Cancer Lindsay Lohan, Aquarius Paris Hilton and have killed young stars like Heath Ledger, Brittany Murphy, River Phoenix, Michael Jackson... and the list goes on.

I think it's Caroline Manzo who decides to leave Real Housewives of New Jersey on Monday night. I can't blame her. It's a toxic environment and once again bad energy that Bravo TV is putting out into the Universe. All these women pitted against each other. Why don't they make a show like that with men pitted against each other? Women coming across as crazy bitches. Capable of anything and everything. There's going to be a murder one of these days becuase of one of these shows. Someone will run someone over in their Range Rover or poison someone or shoot someone...it's bound to happen.

I was in Bristol Farms on Sunset the other day and standing next to me at the salad bar was Aries Robin Wright (formerly Wright-Penn). She's petite, very pretty and blond and was with a bearded guy who she was very lovey dovey with. Good for her. I'm sure being married to Leo Sean Penn was no picnic!

Today's birthdays include the gorgeous Salma Hayek & Keanu Reeves.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

Wednesday September 1, 2010

2010-09-01T11:00:00.000-07:00

and the palm trees are swaying away in LA...

What's with Scorpio Demi Moore, 47 years old, mother of 3 hip hop dancing on stage with Libra Snoop Doggy Dog?? SHe was shaking it like Rihanna or someone much younger. She certainly has tapped into the fountain of youth. With her hot young hubby, Aquarius Ashton Kutcher by her side. She is living the dream for sure. Both of their careers however aren't so great. Both need a hit but no doubt they have enough money to last them more than a lifetime. Demi's ex is Pisces Bruce Willis after all.

Aquarius Paris Hilton is getting abit old at 30 to be running around Vegas with pot and coke in her purse. Surely she can organize for it to be waiting in her hotel room for her? She has enough money and enough minians to do her biding. She really has to get a life, get a job and make something of herself. It's just one drug bust after another of late and it's kinda lame girl.

DWTS cast has been announced. David Hasselhoff will be entertaining if nothing else. As will gorgeous Rick Fox. Boring Bristol Palin had better work on her personality and make herself much more likeable or she will be voted off very quickly. Jennifer Grey from Dirty Dancing looks like someone completely different now she went and had her nose done. All in all an interesting cast and while I am not looking forward to the end of summer, I am looking forward to Gossip Girl, 90210 etc returning!

Today's birthdays include Dr Phil McGraw, Gloria Estefan & Scott Speedman.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Tuesday August 31, 2010

2010-08-31T09:45:00.000-07:00

Dancing with the Stars Tom Bergeron, a gorgeous Taurus and Kelly the Virgo (who's probably going through Mercury retrograde hell this week) and moi.

So Mercury retrograde continues to do his thing and mess up our world. Everyone I have spoken to of late seems to be feeling his clutches and not in a good way. September is set to be a month when through the 11th we continue to feel the wrath of Mercury retrograde, but by mid-month, things will improve.

Let's have a look see what to expect with our celebs in September...

SEPTEMBER CELEB REPORT

BY ASTROGIRL

Virgos – the virgins of the zodiac…yeh right!

Look at the list of Virgos below…and you’ll see that some of the sexiest people in Hollywood are Virgos…and some of the guys have been busted for all sorts of sexual shenanigans…

* Blake Lively

* Keanu Reeves

* Beyonce

* Harry Connick Jr

* LeAnn Rimes

* Ryan Phillippe

* Amy Winehouse

* Nicole Ritchie

* Jack Black

* Jennifer Hudson

* Adam Sandler

* Heidi Montag

* Hugh Grant

* Rachel Zoe

* Prince Harry

* Salma Hayek

* Lance Armstong

* Cameron Diaz

* Richard Gere

While July and August were the months of weddings and splits (in that order), September is clean up month. With the Sun in Virgo, Mercury retrograde in Virgo through September 11 and a New Moon in Virgo September 8, September is very much a month to get everything in order for our wayward celebs.

The splits and break ups were quite amazing in August. Jonathon Schaech and his bride of one month Jana Kramer from One Tree Hill who like his first wife Christina Applegate is a Sagittarius. Virgos and Sags don’t work well together and Jonathon needs to find himself a Taurus or Capricorn next time around. Leo Mad Men star Elizabeth Moss split from her hubby of one year Sagittarius Fred Armisen, Sagittarius Miley Cryus split with her Aussie boy Liam Hemsworth, a Capricorn, while Virgo Heidi Montag and Leo loser hubby Spencer Pratt finally filed their divorce papers.

I think once Mercury goes forward September 11 a lot more information about these breakups and make ups (Spencer and Heidi are rumoured to be back together already). Libra ladies man John Mayer is rumoured to be back with his former lady love Aquarius Jennifer Aniston. Three times a charm I guess! There’s a 10 year age gap with these two and as much as we want Jenn to be happy, John is not the answer.

January Jones a gorgeous Capricorn who is the star of Mad Men is happily hooked up with Jason Sudeikis, a Virgo, and star of Saturday Night Live and a few bit parts in movies. She is a dead ringer for Scorpio Grace Kelly and has dated Aquarius Ashton Kutcher who told her she would never make it as an actress. August 29 she’s nominated for an Emmy – which is the equivalent of an Academy Award for TV actors. So stick that in your pipe Ashton and smoke it!

Britney Spears and her fellow Sagittarius man Jason Trawick continue to seem happy. Pictured frolicking in Hawaii with Jason, they do indeed look as if they are going to go the distance. Britney has made no secret of her desire to have a daughter. She’s 28 now and finally maturing but she is still a fragile child and I think she is still taking it one day at a time. She is in the studio working on an album so that is good news. She needs to keep busy like all Sags.

Tiger and Elin are divorced. Elin had a 5 page spread in People magazine and it was a very honest, sad and upfront story about her marriage and divorce and finding out about Tiger’s betrayals. It’s said Elin got about $100 million in the divorce settlement. That’s plenty of money to last her a lifetime and make sure her children and her family are looked after. I hope she finds a nice guy, settles down and has more kids or whatever it is she wants. She’s lucky she got out when she did. Tiger was getting away with his cheating ways for way too long. It could have gone on for years. Thanksgiving will never be the same for Tiger, his family and Elin!

Aries Kate Hudson and her beau Gemini Matt Bellamy seem to be doing really well and it’s nice to see Kate laughing with someone who isn’t as high profile as Leo Yankee star Alex Rodriguez, who is still seeing Virgo Cameron Diaz. Alex sure likes those leggy blonds.

Madonna’s daughter Lourdes, a Libra, launched her own clothing line at Macy’s at the tender age of 13. Taylor Momsen from Gossip Girl is the spokesperson/model. Not sure about that choice – Taylor kinda looks like a drug addict in a way. Taylor is young though and famous and a rock and roll chick. There’s something slightly OFF about her though.

Taurus Hills star Audrina Patridge is booked to be a contestant on ‘Dancing with the Stars’. That will be really interesting – she isn’t the sharpest pencil in the box and one wonders if she has rhythm? One wonders what’s going to happen to everyone from the Hills? Heidi has a sex tape she’s shopping with one or two other women involved. I knew she would get into soft porn. What else is left for her and Spencer? Spencer truly is the face of evil and Heidi is just too dumb to do anything to stop him.

Congrats to Taurus Miranda Kerr and Capricorn Orlando Bloom who are expecting a baby. How beautiful is that child going to be? Aries Mariah Carey is looking very preggers lately but no confirmation as yet. Her and Nick Cannon will have a beautiful baby too.

Libra Kelly Preson preggers at 47 with hubby Aquarius John Travolta. A very unexpected and welcome baby for this couple who are still in mourning over the death of their son Jett. It’s amazing what leaps and bounds science and medicine has made. A woman of 47 can have a baby without too much concern and fanfare. A very exciting time indeed for the Travolta’s.

It will be interesting to see what media cover ups we see in September. Stories will be shut down before they even get going and no doubt the various scandals that have been going on will die a slow death. September is clean up month for sure.

Today's birthdays include Richard Gere & Chris Tucker.

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

xoxo

Monday AUgust 30, 2010

2010-08-30T09:26:00.000-07:00

lovely Malibu on a beautiful July day...in front of the house in the picture it's a private beach - so you can only walk so far before the cameras are on you and you could get fined for just standing there...

So I see Paris Hilton's boyfriend, Cy Waits who WAS a nightclub impressario for Wynn and Encore properties has been fired due to hanging out with this bloody nuisance! Busted with coke and marijuana on Friday night, his firing came quickly.

Loved the Emmy's last night and gorgeous George Clooney was once again a good sport. He's a Taurus and he's not the typical stuck in the mud Taurus at all. His little comedy spot was hilarious, as was the opening number. Jon Hamm dancing and running around? Don Draper! Kinda hard to watch! Aries Claire Danes was the best dressed in my mind - Armani Prive and very blond.

I personally loved Capricorn Mad Men's January Jones dress. It was different and considering she spends a lot of her time in twinsets and 60's attire, it's no wonder she stepped out in Versace futuristic attire.

So enough of these pesky celebs. What's in your stars for this week? read on fellow bloggers...

Sun in Virgo

Venus in Libra (where she’s very happy)

Mars in Libra

Mercury in Virgo RETROGADE from August 20th through September 11

Jupiter retrograde in Aries

Saturn in Libra

Uranus retrograde in Aries

Celeb Virgins born this week: August 30: Andy Roddick, 31: Richard Gere, September 1: Scott Speedman, 2: Salma Hayek, 3: Charlie Sheen, 4: Beyonce & 5:Rose McGowan

Aries (March 21 – April 20)

Your tendency to bicker is pretty much on alert all the time. This week you find all sorts of reasons to argue, fuss and fight. Leos work your last nerve and you could end up having to avoid them like the plague rather than have it out with them. Mercury the communicator continues his retrograde rant, so you’re best avoiding mudslinging and instead spend time doing the things you love to do. Network your tush off Friday.

Your day: Friday

Someone else’s day: Monday

Friend: Aquarius

Frenemy: Leo

Taurus (April 21 – May 21)

You have a lucky charm on your side this week in the guise of Jupiter and Uranus in Pisces, your eleventh house of hopes, dreams and wishes. Friends and team player coworkers are your path to good fortune and a Pisces could be your entre to a terrific opportunity. Once Mercury moves direct next week it’s all systems go. Bide your time and use it or lose it girls!

Your day: Wednesday

Someone else’s day: Saturday

Friend: Capricorn

Frenemy: Aquarius

Gemini (May 22 – June 21)

The week feels mundane until Wednesday when the Virgo Sun and Gemini Moon square off with each other. That’s when the tendency to feel grumpy intrudes on your otherwise laid back mood. Keep your criticisms to yourself and try not to take yourself too seriously. Thursday the Gemini Moon makes a major positive aspect with Mars and Venus in Libra, your happy place. Live it up girls.

Your day: Tuesday

Someone else’s day: Friday

Friend: Libra

Frenemy: Scorpio

Cancer (June 22 – July 22)

Family tension is about to really get its grippers into you. Being the sign of the mother, you try to console and sooth everyone. But this time you have to realize that there are issues that do need to be worked out. You might even have to be the one to host the get together and be the umpire when things get unruly. Playing favourites and sides is over for now.

Your day: Wednesday

Someone else’s day: Monday

Friend: Pisces

Frenemy: Leo

Leo (July 23 – August 23)

Cross your fingers and visualize what or who it is you want this month. There’s a lucky Jupiter-Uranus merger in Pisces, your solar eighth house of joint resources and projects. Something you’re involved in hits pay dirt and you can ride that gravy train all the way into happyville…hopefully. If you’ve always wanted to learn more about your family tree, this is the month to begin your investigation.

Your day: Tuesday

Someone else’s day: Thursday

Friend: Aries

Frenemy: Taurus

Virgo (August 24 – September 23)

Your New Moon is right around the corner, so start getting all your cosmic ducks lined up in a tidy Virgo row. Money continues to stress you out but you do see the light and the way out of a murky financial swamp. Once Mercury goes direct next week, it’s all systems go for you. Patience is your best friend right now. As is sticking to your budget and not blowing it on a big night out.

Your day: Sunday

Someone else’s day: Monday

Friend: Other Virgos

Frenemy: Sagittarius

Libra (September 24 – October 23)

Venus your ruler, the planet of beauty and love spends her last week in your sign, so make the most of her visit and book your beauty treatments now. Single? You’re only single because you want to be. You know you’ve got more than one potential suitor hanging around. Pick one and make it work the way you know you can. Unless you prefer the solo life of course.

Your day: Saturday

Someone else’s day: Thursday

Friend: Aries

Frenemy: Sagittarius

Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)

Avoid getting in over your head this week. You don’t like feeling out of control, but that’s exactly how you’ll feel if you’re not careful. Some single Scorps will suddenly realize that a guy friend is really starting to ‘grow on you’. He has boyfriend potential written all over him doesn’t he? Take it slow and test the romantic waters. If you are still hung up on an ex, it’s time to work out how to get over him.

Your day: Thursday

Someone else’s day: Tuesday

Friend: Pisces

Frenemy: Libra

Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)

Saturn in Libra, your friendship zone, is forcing you to confront various unpleasant truths. And that is that you don’t have as many friends as you think you do. Really good, true to the bone friends. It’s time to start shedding people like your winter clothes. Sunday is an excellent day to make a bet because it is a very lucky day for you. Bored to tears with your job? Sit tight for now. Your chance to jump ship will present itself soon.

Your day: Friday

Someone else’s day: Tuesday

Friend: Gemini

Frenemy: Capricorn

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

Career matters continue to be rewarding, confusing, rewarding and challenging. Not necessarily in that order or all in the one day either. Resist the urge to push yourself and others too hard with Mercury remaining out of phase until late next week. A go-with-the-flow attitude isn’t normally something you goats ‘do’ but it works this week. If you mess up, know that it’s all due to Mercury retrograde and is totally fixable.

Your day: Monday

Someone else’s day: Wednesday

Friend: Cancer

Frenemy: Leo

Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)

If you’re involved in the Internet and techno kinda stuff, this is a great week for you. There’s a lot of static ‘cling’ and vibration going on in the Universe right now, which is right up your air alley! Avoid the haters midweek and surround yourself with positive people who know you are the smartest person ever! Thursday is a great day to join a new group or make a new friend. Gemini's are people you easily connect with.

Your day: Wednesday

Someone else’s day: Friday

Friend: Libra

Frenemy: Scorpio

Pisces (February 20 – March 20)

Relationships continue to trip you up this week with Mercury continuing his out of phase act through the end of next week. It’s a time to sort out who’s on your side and who’s an undercover enemy. Someone could be trying to undermine you at work, so if you feel you’re being watched, act accordingly and don’t trust anyone with anything which could come back to haunt you.

Your day: Tuesday

Someone else’s day: Thursday

Friend: Virgos

Frenemy: Other Pisces

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Sunday August 29, 2010

2010-08-29T10:49:00.000-07:00

Humphrey having a look back at the Hollywood sign which hovers over the dogpark we go to...it's a very cool part of the world and Humpf has his mates there!

EMMY'S tonight! Can't wait to see my pin up girls - Virgo Blake LIvely, Mad Men's Capricorn January Jones and her new beau Jason from SNL, the Kardashians etc, along with smokin hot PIsces Jon Hamm, Cancer Chace Crawford and the rest of the cuties I like.

Being in LA we get to watch the Emmy's LIVE at 5pm which is kinda cool. I see Aquarius Paris Hilton is busy tweeting about her cocaine arrest. Glad she thinks it's all so funny. Paris you're 30. Time to grow up girl! She's seen running around dressing for clothes for her new pug dog. She should be in rehab. Cocaine is a major drug and this is not the first time she's been caught with it.

So what happened with Capricorn Liam Hemsworth and Sagittarius Miley Cyrus? They seemed so happy and very much in love. Apparently Liam hooked up with someone at the US Open, but that could be nothing but a rumour. And they've had issues before and could very well get back together. He's kinda hot Miley! And he's an Aussie!

Today's birthdays include Glee's Lea Michelle and Michael Jackson RIP.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

xoxo

Saturday August 28, 2010

2010-08-28T10:43:00.000-07:00

Former Ms Switzerland, Virgo Nadine, with Jim the Scorpio and myself a while back - love this pic - I'm trying to compete with a bloody Miss Switzerland! HAHA...

So Aquarius Paris Hilton was busted with cocaine and marijuana last night on her way to Las Vegas. What's with this chick? She might be the next one to hit rehab. Sounds like she needs it. What a week! A man shows up with 2 knives at her home in Bev Hills and now she's been found with cocaine in her purse. Paris girl you need to get your act together. Maybe it's time for another sex tape? LOL

The Emmys tomorrow night. The Academy Awards of the TV! Can't wait to see hot new celeb couple January Jones and Jason Sudeikis. I wrote about them for NW magazine and have included my couple synopsis below...

STAR COUPLE – Capricorn January Jones (January 5, 1978) & Virgo Jason Sudeikis (Sep 18, 1975)

January’s ex Aquarius Ashton Kutcher told her she’d never make it as an actress. She’s nominated for an Emmy this year. Go figure the power of the goat! Jason is a good match for her as Virgos and Capricorns are earth signs and like a routine of sorts. Plus with her Moon is sexy Scorpio and his in romantic Pisces, these two have the hots for each other big time! With her Mercury in Sagittarius and his in Libra, the conversation is free flowing and they can laugh at anything, including themselves. Jason’s Venus is in Leo, so he’s definitely attracted to January’s amazing good looks, while with her Venus in Capricorn she needs a manly man. No boytoys for January! A really good match for both.

Love this new couple!

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

Friday August 27, 2010

2010-08-27T09:35:00.000-07:00

beautiful Santa Barbara in California - on a misty warm day in August...

So Libra Bristol Palin is going to be on DWTS? Along with Mike Sorrentino, aka The Situation and David Hasselhoff. David, a Cancer has a drinking problem as we all know. Bristol is a single mum and daughter of Aquarius about to run for President Sarah Palin. Quite a cast and sure to be plenty of drama which is what the producers are hoping for.

LiLo is out and about with her bad dyed blond hair and bad extensions. Like Ali the Bachelorette, long blond hair that's fake and orange looking is BAD! LiLo and Ali - you both look better with your natural hair colour - LiLo as a brunette/redhead and Ali as a brunette (and Ali please take those ratty extensions out).

Paul Hogan - the original one and only Crocodile Dundee is being held in Australia for unpaid taxes. As in $38 million dollars worth of unpaid taxes. He went downunder for his mother's funeral and they nabbed his non paying old butt! Meanwhile his wife LInda and their son Chance who's 12 are here in LA eagerly awaiting his arrival home. Sounds like the Australia taxation is getting like the IRS!

Today's birthday includes Pee-Wee Herman.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

xoxo

Thursday August 26, 2010

2010-08-26T10:45:00.000-07:00

Mr Humphrey catching a ride with Scorpio Michelle in the OC...life is good!

So I think Libra Kim Kardashian - the Matriarch of the Kardashian siblings - is going way too far with this Justin Beiber thing. Justin, a Pisces, looks 12 years old. He is a tiny little boy and Kim needs to leave him alone and stop trying to ride his fame wave. Kim you have enough going on. I think Justin Beiber is a way over hyped child star and his 15 minutes are ticking. It's uncomfortable when a 29 year old woman is kinda lusting over a kid who could be her kid. In a very extreme way (she would of had to have him at 13). Talking about her possibly dating Justin etc when he's 18 is just pure icky.

Cancer LiLo is out of rehab and apparently there's not so much wrong with her now. However they have given her the strictest regime to adhere too. She has to check in with someone pretty much every hour on the hour. Let's wait and see if she stays home and out of trouble or if she's prowling around Chateau Marmont in the wee hours.

Shopping and strolling in Santa Barbara yesterday I spied Elaine Irwin with her mum and son - who's the spitting image of daddy John Cougar Mellencamp. Elaine looked fabulous - tall, slim, long blond wavy hair and could be the older sister of Virgo Blake Lively. Funny thing is Elaine is also a Virgo! The beach at Santa Barbara was misty, cold and miserable, however 5 mins away on the main drag, the Sun was out. 68 degrees too - a very welcome relief from the heatwave were having in LA. It's a hot one today.

here's Aquarius Alicia and some of the dogs we had with us - we had 6 in total - Humpf included of course!

Today's birthdays include Mother Teresa RIP (She would have been 100), Macaulay Calkin and Chris Pine.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Wednesday August 25, 2010

2010-08-25T09:17:00.000-07:00

beautiful Corona Del Mar in the OC - it's hot here in LA! Finally summer has arrived and we are cooking here in LA!

So Aquarius Paris HIlton's stalker - Nathan Parada - is the same guy who stole Virgo Charlie Sheens car and drove it over the hills? I guess he didn't do any time for that because he's back out stalking again. I must admit I did think maybe Paris staged this break in with knifes (that's how the dumb twit spelled it on her twitter) when actually it's knives (plural). I figured she's had it with Kim Kardashian and wants her 15 minutes back. Time will tell if she paid this crazy dude to do this or not.

And Elin Woods is on the front of People magazine talking about her marriage and divorce to Tiger. I am shocked she has spoken - she never said a word - but excited to read it.

Who felt the effects of Mercury retrograde and a Full Moon in Pisces yesterday? Tricky day.

Today's birthdays include the gorgeous Blake Lively, Sean Connery, Rachel Ray & Rachel Bilson.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

Tuesday August 24, 2010

2010-08-24T10:36:00.000-07:00

rude boy gets a pair of undies! A way to stop him licking his stitches from being neutered 2 weeks ago - still dealing with the stitches...my bad - i let him get to the wound and he went to town...

So Aquarius Paris Hilton has another stalker? A man with 2 big knives trying to break into her house late last night. WHY? Sure she's a royal pain in the butt but knives? Scary stuff. Meanwhile she lives in a gated community in Bev Hills. So much for all that security. I would not be a happy Paris!

Another Aquarius in the news is Jennifer Aniston. I touched on this yesterday. She needs to steer very clear of these girl next door movies forever. Were all sick to death of them and she came in 8th in the movie line up this weekend. Behind Vampires Suck! Nuff said! Either go the route of Gemini Angelina Jolie and get into action films or cut your hair off and do something like Anne Hathaway in 'Rachel's getting married' or Gemini Nicole Kidman did when she won her Academy Award for the film where she had the big nose??? The name escapes me.

Cancer hottie Sofia Vergaras is sure to be very upset. her boyfriend Nick was in a serious car crash last night and is in ICU. With the Emmy's Sunday night no doubt she is not focusing on what she was a few days ago. Sofia is nominated but it remains to be seen if she shows up for the Emmy's or not. Love her!

Mad Men finally put January Jones (Betty) back and it's so good to see her beautiful face. She too is nominated for an Emmy and has my vote (although I can't vote). LOL. Looking forward to seeing some glamour on the red carpet.

The goats are untethered. Tiger and Elin are divorced and she has regained her maiden name. Good idea girl. RUN as far away as you possibly can from that mongrel. I don't think he ever really loved Elin - she was in the 'wrong place at the wrong time' for her but the right place for Tiger. Kinda like a modern day version of Cancer Princess Di and Scorpio Prince Charles...with Camilla playing the role Rachel Uchitel played...
Elin you got a lot of money for the few years of misery you endured. A lot of women endure decades of abuse and infidelity and come out with nothing. Shame it was all so public but you must have known that going in. Enjoy the rest of your life girl!

Speaking of sad couples, it looks like Leo Spencer Pratt and Virgo plastic fantastic wife Heidi Montag have patched things up and are playing the media again. Why are we still interested in these two? They truly are disgusting. And now Heidi has a sex tape. With another woman. Who thought Heidi had that lesbian twinge in her? She's so vanilla. And sexless. Surprise.

Today's birthdays include Chad Michael Murray & Dave Chappelle.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

Today's birthdays include

Monday August 23, 2010

2010-08-23T10:24:00.000-07:00

my fabulous aunt Athena (Cancer) and her bff Shelley (Scorpio) - Athena went to her next life 5 years ago but I still think of her everyday.

More Hollywood splits - Curb Your Enthusiasm's Cheryl Hines has filed for divorce from her husband of 7 plus years. Cheryl, a Virgo, is yet another celeb who has broken up with her partner this month.

I see that Aquarius Jennifer Aniston's movie 'The Switch' with Jason Bateman has tanked. Yet another movie of hers that has tanked. When is she going to get it? People don't want to see her in movies anymore. She plays the same role every single time. She has a very limited acting range. 'Friends' was perfect for her. But Friends was as good as it gets for Jen. She needs to get into something else or do a role that really propels her forward. The Bounty Hunter, Switch are just the latest in a string of flops for the lovely Ms Aniston.

So enuf of these bloody celebs! What about U? Your week? Let's have a Captain Cook (a look)...

Sun in Leo through August 24, then Virgo

Venus in Libra (where she’s very happy)

Mars in Libra

Mercury in Virgo RETROGADE from August 20th through September 11

Jupiter retrograde in Aries

Saturn in Libra

Uranus retrograde in Aries

Celebs born this week: August 23: August 23: Kobe Bryant, 24: Chad Michael Murray, 25: Blake Lively, 26: Chris Pine, 27: Pee-Wee Herman, 28: LeAnn Rimes & 29: Michael Jackson RIP

Aries (March 21 – April 20)

You largely live by the ‘it’s my way or the highway’ mantra and this week more than ever you feel that you need to teach a few of the clowns in your life a lesson. Hurdles are placed in your way, mostly work related, and with Mercury out of phase, all you can do is your best and even that won’t be good enough. This week’s Full Moon makes you realize you’ve been kidding yourself. It does matter and you do care.

Your day: Wednesday

Someone else’s day: Sunday

Friend: Aquarius

Frenemy: Cancer

Taurus (April 21 – May 21)

The Sun and Mercury both shine on your romance zone and even though Mercury’s off kilter, it’s still a great time to get out and about and flirt and dance up a cosmic storm! Tuesday’s Full Moon in your friendship zone forces some of you to realize a certain person is not good for you to hang with. Either limit your time with them or erase them altogether.

Your day: Monday

Someone else’s day: Friday

Friend: Capricorn

Frenemy: Leo

Gemini (May 22 – June 21)

If you’re feeling over stimulated right now, blame it on the heavy influence of Venus, Saturn and Mars in your creativity zone. Feeling as if you have to come up with the goods time and time again? Now is not the time to be stressing yourself and pushing yourself, with your ruler mighty Mercury taking a cat nap. Instead focus on fixing all those things you left undone and redo them. And yes that means your tax return!

Your day: Tuesday

Someone else’s day: Thursday

Friend: Libra

Frenemy: Pisces

Cancer (June 22 – July 22)

Tuesday’s Full Moon in Pisces transits your ninth house of spirituality and higher education. You yearn for knowledge and for some of you, a fresh career start but what to do? Work out what your passions are and how you can transform them into some sort of money making gig. Loving what you do and doing what you love is paramount to you and only you know what that really means for you.

Your day: Friday

Someone else’s day: Saturday

Friend: Scorpio

Frenemy: Gemini

Leo (July 23 – August 23)

This is a busy week for you, as you final Leo stragglers and cuspers bid adieu to yet another year and start worrying about money and how to have all the bling you desire on your budget. Stop trying to keep up with the Jones’s and instead live according to your ends and means. Meanwhile be super careful with what you say. Loose lips sink ships today and every day!

Your day: Sagittarius

Someone else’s day: Cancer

Friend: Aquarius

Frenemy: Taurus

Virgo (August 24 – September 23)

You’re in right royal mess aren’t you? Mercury is out of phase in your sign and you’re fighting with one or more of your bff’s. Tuesday’s Full Moon is here to shock you into doing something about an ongoing not so nice situation with one or more friends and instead of burying it in the sand, digging it up and examining it. But if you do, chances are your ‘making amends efforts’ will go awry with Mercury out of phase. Conundrum!

Your day: Thursday

Someone else’s day: Monday

Friend: Taurus

Frenemy: Aries

Libra (September 24 – October 23)

Your sign continues to play host to Saturn, Mars and Venus this week. Feeling overwhelmed? As if there is way too much expected of you? Keep in mind that with Mercury out of phase, it’s much more difficult to get things done. Backtrack and see if you can’t finally get something finished with – a project you started in April perhaps? Romantically it’s a hit and miss time for you. More miss more likely.

Your day: Wednesday

Someone else’s day: Sunday

Friend: Other Librans

Frenemy: Capricorns

Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)

Tuesday’s Full Moon in your happiness zone is a wakeup call for those of who are currently kinda unhappy. It’s time to switch gears, get out of whatever rut you’re in, find a new hobby, new ways to get more enjoyment out of whatever it is you’re doing. If you feel the guy you’re dating is holding you back, it might be time to give get some space or dump him altogether. Same for a friend who’s not such a good friend.

Your day: Tuesday

Someone else’s day: Friday

Friend: Pisces

Frenemy: Aquarius

Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)

You are a major go-getter, so this tepid Mercury retrograde time doesn’t work well for you. Everything you try to do seems to backfire, sending you back into the trenches to find another outlet for all your fiery energy. Exercise is vital over the next few weeks. If you’re too busy to hit the gym, consider walking to work or riding your bike. Friday is set to be an especially stressful day. An Aries Moon pushes you to do something you instinctively know is silly.

Your day: Wednesday

Someone else’s day: Thursday

Friend: Aries

Frenemy: Cancer

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

Be careful that you don’t bite off way more than you can chew and end up losing everything because you’re completely buried. With the Sun and a retrograding Mercury in your fellow earth sign of Virgo, your higher education zone over the next few weeks, taking a refresher course in ‘whatever floats your goat boat’ will be good for you. Avoid sticky situations that look, seem and are impossible to fix right now.

Your day: Monday

Someone else’s day: Wednesday

Friend: Virgo

Frenemy: Libra

Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)

Money and how to best manage it is on your mind this week, with a Full Moon shining on your cash flow zone. If you need help with managing your hard earned money, seek help from a professional (not your dodgy cousin). Be careful that you don’t divulge too much classified information to someone you don’t know very well. It’s in your cosmic DNA to share, but don’t share too much, especially if its personal. Stick to your core group of trustees this month.

Your day: Thursday

Someone else’s day: Monday

Friend: Gemini

Frenemy: Scorpio

Pisces (February 20 - March 20)

‘What a tangled web we weave when first we set out to deceive.’ Isn’t that right girls? Your yearly Full Moon comes around this week and you realize that you have set in motion a train with no emergency break. It’s time for some much needed damage control. Unfortunately with Mercury out of phase in your relationship zone, it’s not so easy to get others on your side. Lucky you have some secrets up your sleeve!

Your day: Thursday

Someone else’s day: Saturday

Friend: Cancer

Frenemy: Aries

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

Sunday AUgust 22, 2010

2010-08-22T10:31:00.000-07:00

what's the hold up people? Humphrey ready to rock n roll waiting for the ladies...classic!

He's still a conehead and will continue to be for a while after my big slip up last week. He got to his stitches and had to be reglued. Gross! ANother week of conehead behaviour.

I see that cold hearted snake Aquarius Jake Pavelka is calling his relationship with Pisces Vienna Girardi a tragedy. Sure was mate - another tragedy is that we all fell for it hook, line and sinker (although I always thought you were gay). Good luck Jake. You came across as being so conniving, grinning like a Cheshire cat, fake, insincere, in it for the fame and trying to get into acting. Hope it all works out but people don't like you.

How's Mercury retrograde treating you? Keep your eye on your valuables people! Check your credit card statements and be conscious of where you park your car and don't leave the keys in the ignition etc.

Till tomorrow when I give you your weekly update,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Saturday August 21, 2010

2010-08-21T10:18:00.000-07:00

the palm trees are always swaying in LA LA LAND...every single day of the year...love em!

So Mercury has gone retrograde and remains that way through September 11 in Virgo. Everyone will be affected in some way by Mercury retrograde. It's the planet of communication and clear thinking and when out of phase, Murphy's Law of 'whatever can go wrong will go wrong' is in full effect. Keep an eye on everything. This is the time when you will swear you had more more money in your wallet or your purse and then when you look, you're short $100 or whatever. It's the time you will have silly car accidents and back over your own stuff when backing out of your garage. You'll jump on the wrong subway and end up in Queens or Brooklyn instead of where you need to be.

Now is not the time to start anything new but instead work on those things you've got up and running.

Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl

Friday August 20, 2010

2010-08-20T10:56:00.000-07:00

Beautiful Malibu - a place where a lot of upset has occured of late with the death of plastic surgeon Frank Ryan, who was 50 years young, a Gemini and died Monday when his Jeep overturned off the PCH and crashed into rocks below. He was texting/tweeting at the time. And where Capricorn Mel Gibson just crashed his Maserati and where the body of Mitrice Richardson was recently found. At night Malibu isn't well lit at all and it's one of those places where the rich and famous are behind locked and gated doors and everyone else is out fending for themselves.

Congrats to Taurus Miranda Kerr and Capricorn cutie Orlando Bloom who are expecting their first child next year. How beautiful is that baby going to be?

New couple alert - Gemini crooner Maxwell and Aquarius Celeb Apprentice contestant Selita Ebanks are together. Good match up - astrologically and business wise.

MERCURY GOES OUT OF PHASE TODAY! 3.59 PM TODAY! IN VIRGO. NUFF SAID!

Today's birthdays include Al Roker, Amy Adams & Demi Lovato.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Thursday August 19, 2010

2010-08-19T10:20:00.000-07:00

Libra Clara, Pisces Jack and Scorpio Lisa...a great pic from a few years ago! Jack is now 3.5 so he's a big boy now!

So I see this morning that SNL star Sagittarius Fred Armisen hasn't wasted any time getting back into the dating game after he and Leo wife Elizabeth Moss (Mad Men's Peggy Olsen) announced their seperation last week. he's dating 2 decades younger SNL co-star Abby Elliott. Of course the story goes that Abby was his rock and shoulder to lean on when he and his wife seperated...but one wonders how long this has been going on? Abby is a Gemini and 23 years old. A good match for Fred but a slap in the face to Elizabeth - who btw is only 28 herself. Didn't realize she was so young.

And Aries Steven Tyler looks like he's a done deal to judge American Idol. Wow - what a difference from Libra Simon Cowell! Steven is kinda crazy and it will be fun to watch him interract with the contestants and the audience.

Real Housewives Teresa complainning that the press and the Bravo show is the reason why her and her tubby hubby are in so much trouble with money. I guess the fact that you went out and spent $11 million you didn't have to live in a huge house and drive a Maserati and spend $3000 a week on clothes is Bravo's fault too? Living within your means is vital in this economy and watching Teresa's latest trip to Italy - spending massive amounts of money on shopping/hotels/cruises etc...one wonders how she justifies her life.

Big birthday day today - Bill Clinton, Tipper Gore, John Stamos, Matthew Perry, Kyra Sedgwick and Lil Romeo...

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Wednesday August 18, 2010

2010-08-18T12:20:00.000-07:00

he was so little! Back in May! So cute! If I do say so myself! He was about 6 pounds. he's double that now!

He's a little neutered man now! He got to his sutures yesterday and I had to make an emergency dash to the Vet and get him glued up again. Conehead once again! I messed up! Bad mummy. He's on antibiotics and anti inflammatory tabs and has to wear the cone for an extra 10 days. My very bad.

So Kat Von D and Jesse James are officially dating as I talked about yesterday. She's a Pisces, he's an Aries. She's a tattoo artist and has a show on TV while Jesse loves tattoos and also has a show on TV. Made match in ink heaven for sure! Combined with the new relationship sprung up between Michelle Bombshell McGee and Gemini Dave Navarro...what a double date that would be! INFEST & LOVFEST!

Seems as if Frank Ryan the plastic fantastic surgeon to the stars (if you can call Virgo Heidi Montag a star) was texting/tweeing whilst driving and that's what caused his fatal car crash on Monday. Very very sad news. He was only 50 and did a lot of pro bono work for people who really did need plastic surgery. Lesson to learn here - DON'T TEXT & DRIVE!!

Today's birthdays include Robert Redford, Edward Norton, Christian Slater & Denis Leary. Quite the stable of hot men!

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Tuesday August 17, 2010

2010-08-17T09:59:00.000-07:00

ring a ring a rosy...cute - Humpf and his 2 mates Steve and Carl!

So the plastic surgeon who carved up Virgo Heidi Montag is dead. Drove his Jeep off a cliff in Malibu yesterday. Died of terrible head injuries. he was with his dog at the time. The dog is injured but alive. Dr Frank Ryan was his name. He was 50 May 23, a GeminiTerrible tragedy. 50 years of age. It just goes to show you. You never know when your time is up. Live every day like it's your last. he said in a tweet just before he died that he had driven past the bluff for 25 years and always wanted to hike it. And he did it. All very sad.

What's also sad is that crazy bitch from Real Housewives of New Jersey Teresa spending $60,000 a week or so ago. You're bankrupt you crazy biatch! You and your pumped up puffed up cheating husband are broke. You realize that when you declare bankruptcy, everyone else suffers? Credit card interest rates soar and everyone else is left to pay for your indulgences. your debt doesn't just disappear into thin air. Teresa Guidice who put $12,000 on her credit card for fertility treatments, when she and her husband were broke and already had 3 kids. ????? Teresa is a Cancer, the sign of the mother, so it makes sense she wants a big family. But if you can't afford the treatments, you can't do that.

August 22 there is set to be an auction of the contents of their 'mansion' in NJ. They've gone to court to fight the auction. Meanwhile steroid hubby Joe (who is the biggest grouch on TV) is reportedly been seen around town with a young girl Nicole lately. Sounds like things are bad in New Jersey!

2 of the biggest actors of all time - Robert De Niro & Sean Penn are todays birthday boys.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Monday August 16, 2010

2010-08-16T10:04:00.000-07:00

Humphrey and his toy find the only sunny spot outside...he loves sunbaking like his mumma!

So Capricorn Mel Gibson crashed his Maserati yesterday in Malibu. No alcohol involved. So far. These things tend to change.

Aries Jesse James stepping out with another tattoeed lady - Kat Von D - a Pisces - who's escape in life is obviously inking every single inch of her body. Jesse and Kat shared a dinner in Vegas. If they didn't want to be seen, they could of ordered room service. Correct?

So what's in your stars this week? Keep in mind Mercury goes out of phase on the 20th!!

Website Weekly for week commencing August 16-22, 2010

By Astrogirl

Sun in Leo

Venus in Libra (where she’s very happy)

Mars in Libra

Mercury in Virgo RETROGADE from the 20th through September 11

Jupiter retrograde in Aries

Saturn in Libra

Uranus retrograde in Aries

Celeb Lions – August 16: Rumer Willis, 17: Sean Penn, 18: Ed Norton, 19: John Stamos, 20: Amy Adams, 21: Kim Cattrall & 22: Tori Amos

Aries (March 21 – April 20)

Monday starts out with Jupiter opposite Saturn in opposing signs. This push-pull configuration is sure to make tensions rise between you and your superiors/parents/partner/higher ups. With a natural flow of spirited energy between the Sun and Moon, midweek looks like it will be a great time to use your happy-go-lucky nature, be impulsive and most of all, enjoy your life. Mercury goes out of phase over the weekend in your daily habits zone. A big upset to your schedule is in your immediate future.

Your day: Thursday

Someone else’s day: Sunday

Friend: Sagittarius

Frenemy: Capricorn

Taurus (April 21 – May 21)

With Mercury, the planet of words and thoughts going out of phase for three long weeks in your romance, self-fulfillment and creativity zone this weekend, you’re in for a bumpy ride bulls. If you’ve just started dating someone new, you could mess up on a date and it’s all over. Or a silly blow up between you and your other half could lead to the couch being used as a temporary bed.

Your day: Friday

Someone else’s day: Monday

Friend: Virgo

Frenemy: Leo

Gemini (May 22 – June 21)

Your ruler Mercury takes a long cat nap this weekend through mid-September. You’ll probably feel of kilter – as if you know where your car keys are but when you go to get them…that kind of thing. Being that you are such a busy bee, the best advice is to strap things on you. Even if you walk around with a backpack permanently attached to you, looking like the Unabomber, at least you will know where things are!

Your day: Wednesday

Someone else’s day: Saturday

Friend: Libra

Frenemy: Cancer

Cancer (June 22 – July 22)

Family matters do matter this week and beyond, with four major players in your home and domestic zone. If you and a sibling can’t seem to get along, surely you can ‘agree to disagree’? Because Mercury is connected to the nervous system, you may also find yourself more high-strung or worried than usual for the rest of August. Find ways to relax and whatever you do, don’t sweat the small stuff.

Your day: Monday

Someone else’s day: Friday

Friend: Scorpio

Frenemy: Aquarius

Leo (July 23 – August 23)

Keep your eye on your bank statements and credit card charges over the next few weeks, with Mercury, the planet of common sense retrograding in your cash flow zone. You could come up short if you’re not super careful. Cook up a feast – for you or a group of loved ones and enjoy life’s simple luxuries. Go with your gut when making a tough but necessary decision this weekend.

Your day: Wednesday

Someone else’s day: Saturday

Friend: Aries

Frenemy: Pisces

Virgo (August 24 – September 23)

Look out Virgo boys and girls! You’re on Mercury retrograde watch for the next few weeks, with your ruler taking a long cat nap over the next three weeks. You earth maidens relish menial tasks and are well aware that ‘the devil is in the details. Understand that accepting and giving praise for a job well done is a necessity, now and always. And do keep in mind that whenever Mercury goes retrograde Murphy’s Law of ‘whatever can go wrong will go wrong’.

Your day: Friday

Someone else’s day: Sunday

Friend: Capricorn

Frenemy: Aries

Libra (September 24 – October 23)

Saturn, Venus and Mars run amuck in your sign over the next few weeks, giving you ample time to find your mojo and really make moves and turn your life around. Early in the week you may feel as if you can’t get anything done due to people constantly blocking your flow. Let them block it all they want. It may even make the outcome better and more cohesive.

Your day: Friday

Someone else’s day: Tuesday

Friend: Aries

Frenemy: Scorpio

Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)

Don’t even think about trying to get away with something you know you can’t expect to get away with. You know how to do ‘sneaky’ well, but not even you can pull this off! Especially later in the week when Mercury goes out of phase in your eleventh house of hopes, wishes and friendship. Three major players in your past karma zone has you wishing something had ended differently. It’s not too late to try to tweak it today.

Your day: Thursday

Someone else’s day: Monday

Friend: Pisces

Frenemy: Libra

Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)

You don’t like your plans being interrupted or halted altogether, but that’s exactly what you need to expect over the next few weeks, with Mercury, the plan maker, out of phase in your career zone. A promotion, pat on the back or fun job you had been counting on will more than likely be on hold for the next few weeks. Take solace in your friendships right now. A Libra is so ‘there for you’ and together you can conquer the world!

Your day: Sunday

Someone else’s day: Monday

Friend: Gemini

Frenemy: Taurus

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

For those of you on a spiritual journey right now, you’re about to hit a roadblock. Mercury, the communicator, out of phase in your ninth house for the next few weeks is sure to make you realize that all is not what it seems. You love to investigate and this is a time for you to really dig deep and learn a lot. And whatever you do, don’t get rattled.

Your day: Monday

Someone else’s day: Friday

Friend: Taurus

Frenemy: Leo

Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)

Uranus your ruler has been out of phase for some time and this week backtracks into your second house of self-esteem and self-worth. Check and recheck your bank statements and keep an eye on your possessions. It will be easy to leave your purse behind or your I-Phone for someone else to get their dirty paws on it. If you’re involved in a joint enterprise with someone, make sure you’re getting your fair share of whatever needs to be coming your way.

Your day: Thursday

Someone else’s day: Monday

Friend: Gemini

Frenemy: Scorpio

Pisces (February 20 – March 20)

Relationships and all the wonders they bring with them…love, fun, pain and drama will be very much on your mind this weekend, when Mercury, the planet of thoughts and words goes out of phase in your one on one zone. How you relate to the various people in your life will navigate the way you deal with this Mercury retrograde. Virgos will be especially tricky for you to handle.

Your day: Tuesday

Someone else’s day: Thursday

Friend: Cancer

Frenemy: Gemini

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Sunday August 15, 2010

2010-08-15T11:34:00.000-07:00

being on the road is exhausting for the Humpf! Road trip to OC a few weeks ago...since then he has had the chop - castrated/neutered/spade/fixed/chopped...whatever you want to call it.

So now Patti Stanger, the Millionaire Matchmaker has broken off her engagement! So the break ups keep on coming. Patti is a Gemini (May 31) and she has decided she wants to have kids. Like Rachel Zoe, who's also on Bravo...these women better get a major move on! Patti was born in 1961. You do the math. Rachel claims to have been born in 1971. You do the math and look at her! She's the oldest looking 39 year old i have ever seen. She's also way too thin..so maybe that has alot to do with it. She's a Virgo too, so a major worry wart.

Either way, both women need to get crackalackin! I'm kinda shocked Patti has now decided she wants children. She's 50 next year. Does she mean to adopt? Sure she's healthy and has lost a bunch of weight..but still. 50 is 50. She's moved to NY and being a Jewess from Short Hills NJ she will snag a rich dude for sure.

I've really noticed that men in LA aren't as gentlemenly as men in NYC. Men in NY open doors, allow you to order before them, don't cut in front of you in line etc...however it's a free for all here in LA. Out for dinner with a couple, the man jumped in and ordered before I did. Isn't it ladies first? And out to the movies with a couple (yes I am always the 3rd wheel), the man went ahead of me and gave his ticket before me - which i think he should of waited and said..."after you". Chivalry is indeed dead on the West Coast.

Today's birthdays include Joe Jonas & Ben Affleck who has a big movie coming out 'The Town' with Pisces Jon Hamm, Virgo Blake Lively in September. Looks good!

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl,

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Saturday August 14, 2010

2010-08-14T11:31:00.000-07:00

2 Aquarians - Daphne and Humphrey...enjoying the sunny warm but not too hot weather in LA! You suckers on the East Coast!

So everything happens in 3's and with 3 divorces announced this week...following lots of weddings in July...the cosmos is balancing things out.

Jonathon Schaech a Virgo and his wife of a month are divorcing!! Jana Kramer is a Sagittarius - so bad match and big age difference definitely contributed to the downfall of this union. He was orignally married to another Sagittarius Christina Applegate - who remarried an ARies and is pregnant. Stay away from the Sags Johnathon!

Elizabeth Moss from Mad Men - a Leo is splitting up with SNL hubby Sag Fred Armisen after a year of marriage. What's with the SAGS? Something's up there.

And finally ODD couple - ODD people Aries Patricia Arquette and HUNG hubby Pisces Thomas Jane are over and done with - again - for like the 4th time.

All very sad but it balances out all the weddings of last month.

Today's birthdays include Halle Berry, Magic Johnson & Mila Kunis.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

Friday AUgust 13, 2010

2010-08-13T10:10:00.000-07:00

This week has been my 20 year anniversary of being in the US of A! I have known Susanne (Leo) above for 20 years today! I started waitressing at Mickey Mantle's restaurant in NYC August 13, 1990. Time flies doesn't it?? Susanne and I are both in LA now in a strange twist of fate.

So new couple alert. Gemini Dave Navarro and ex gf of Aries cheater Jesse James Michelle Bombshell McGee. I think it's a perfect combo. They can stare at each other's tattoos and ride their motorbikes around LA in their leather chaps and lick each others piercings and dye each other's hair black. Perfect match!

Had a slap up dinner at Cecconi's on Robertson & Melrose last night. Surly Girl on Robertson has been up and running and selling fabu stuff for 8 years! Cheers to 8 years Surly Girl! Quite a hotspot Cecconi's. Very interesting crowd.

Today's birthdays include Danny Bonaduce & Albert Hitchcock.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Thursday August 12, 2010

2010-08-12T09:59:00.000-07:00

Humpf in his Surly Girl bed...which he loved and wanted to take home! Check out Surly Girl on Robertson - the best strip to spot the celeb...

So PIsces Kelsey Grammer has a new woman and a baby on the way. He doesn't muck around does he?
No wonder the divorce is going through so very quickly and that he seems totally unfazed by his wife of a long time - 13 plus years - filing for divorce.

Keep in mind fellow bloggers that Mercury is getting ready to go out of phase August 20 - September 11 and is going out of phase in Virgo, a sign he rules. he also rules Gemini. Mercury retrograde in Virgo is NOT A GOOD THING! It's going to affect Virgos, Capricorns and Taureans along with water signs - Cancers, Pisces and Scorpios the most. Air and fire signs - everyone - is affected when Mercury goes out of phase but in Virgo, the perfectionist of the zodiac, even more so. SO get your cosmic ducks in a row now!

Today's birthdays include Pete Sampras, George Hamilton & Dominique Swain.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

xoxo

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Wednesday August 11, 2010

2010-08-11T09:13:00.000-07:00

my baby boy - he's at the vets right now being neutered/fixed/given the chop...whatever you call it and mumma (me) is a very nervous, upset mumma...I didn't want to do it but it has to be done...

So J Lo says NO to American Idol. She wanted too much money and so AI producers approached Cancer Jessica Simpson and Leo J Lo got pissed off. I don't know about Jessica Simpson - she would be a good replacement for ditzy Gemini Paula Abdul who is sorely missed. Speaking of AI, terrible to hear about Fantasia. They found her in a closet in her house - she overdosed - attempted suicide - there'a a huge scandal involving her and her dating a married man she met while on AI. Fantasia is a Cancer and takes things very much to heart. Like Jessica Simpson. And Courtney Love. Cancers tend to take things way too much to heart and are the most emotional sign in the zodiac.

So back to the drawing board for AI.

Congrats to Gemini ALanis Morrisette and her baby news. One of the best albums of all time which I play all the time on my I-Pod.

Rumours around the Leo Sandra Bullock was photographed Monday with ex husband and cheating bastard Aries Jesse James. Say it ain't so.

Today's birthdays include Dancing with the Stars contestant Steve Wozniak & Hulk Hogan.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Tuesday August 10, 2010

2010-08-10T11:05:00.000-07:00

Corona Del Mar in the OC - a beautiful slice of the world...

Cancer Jessica Simpson giving up on ever fitting into her Daisy Dukes when filming the 'Dukes of Hazzard' and instead embracing her fuller figure and her curves. However that hasn't stopped Lucky magazine from airbrushing her body so that she looks slim, trim and terrific.

I (as a curvaceous woman) embrace Jessica's embracing and feel that the stick thin figures of Hollywood - like Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie, Tori Spelling, Nicole Kidman etc are freaks of nature and not people that we can ever emulate. I mean have you seen Megan Fox or Angelina Jolie up close? Freaks of nature! And Jessica has mad curves, boobs, a butt etc. She must have starved herself to get that thin for 'Dukes of Hazzard'. Now we have to do something about her jaw and her speaking voice!

What's up with Laurence Fishburnes's porn star/hooker daughter Montana? She's a Leo as is her proud??papa Laurence. She says she wants to have sex on film, like Libra Kim Kardashian and make her fortune...too bad for the backlash on her very famous and seemingly conservative dad and the rest of her family.

Note to everyone. Mercury is going out of phase in Virgo in 10 days. Get your cosmic ducks in a row now!

Today's birthdays include Antonio Banderas & Rosanna Arquette.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Monday August 9, 2010

2010-08-09T09:57:00.000-07:00

the sign that so many people come to LA to see and take pictures of...I see it every single day and I always get a kick out of it!

BUSH IS BACK! Not George W...but girly bush. Who watched Entourage last night? Who saw Sasha's Grey full on black bush on HD TV? Sasha, a Pisces, is one of the biggest porn stars in the world - and is also a mainstream actress - she is Vincent Chase's current girlfriend on the show.

2 weeks ago on Hung, also on HBO, one of the ladies paying for Pisces Thomas Jane's services had a big old bush too. Is it mandatory if you're going to be on HBO to cover up your privates with bush? Is it some sort of censoring action? You only see bush. You don't see anything else. Meanwhile the boys on Entourage last night had a long discussion about bush V bald. I'm sure Sasha Grey doesn't normally sport such bush on camera in her porn movies. Maybe it was a fake bush??

Anyway, enough about bush...let's have a look see what your week looks like...with a New Moon in Leo today!

Aries (March 21 – April 20)

Monday - Leo New Moon day – is quite possibly going to be one of the best days of the year for you. It’s a selfish day and week for you and while some of you ‘lesser Rams’ may feel guilty for being so absorbed in you, the stronger Rams will seize the opportunity to make it all about them. Plus with a stellar line up of Saturn, Venus and Mars in Libra, your opposite sign, people dig you right now.

Taurus (April 21 – May 21)

If your towels and bath mats are beyond ‘well loved’, use the energy of Monday’s New Moon in your domestic diva zone and replace them. Midweek the Moon recovers from being fresh and new in your domestic zone and hits home in your romance zone. Single? A Virgo is very much someone you need to be around if possible. Fit in some beauty maintenance midweek and hit the town confident.

Gemini (May 22 – June 21)

Your mind has been buzzing with ideas of late and one of them is a really good one. Just don’t blab it all over town. Hang onto it for a little while longer and get organized! If you can combine your brilliant mind with some Leo savvy, all the better. Librans are also people who ‘get you’ and are on your wavelength. You’re on a creative high right now. Don’t waste it on small stuff. Think big.

Cancer (June 22 – July 22)

Money and how to make more of the colourful stuff is on your mind all week, spurred on by the New Moon in Leo, your money and self-esteem zone. Plus Jupiter and Uranus are insisting that you make something of yourself career wise, hanging out in your career zone. You are probably going to feel as if you are under immense pressure to perform. Don’t have performance anxiety though.

Leo (July 23 – August 23)

Your once a year New Moon comes around on Monday. It’s your day to play Princess or Queen. A time for new beginnings and a time for celebration. The dual nature of the Sun and New Moon in your fiery sign gives birth to a double dose of excitement and ‘bling’ that will light up any event from a wedding to a business start-up. If something isn’t all about you, make it.

Virgo (August 24 – September 23)

You pride yourself on being the master of your own domain. And luckily for you, the stars align to make sure that this week, you are. Just know that come August 20, Mercury skips town in your sign and you won’t be feeling as cocky as you are right now. ‘Get it sorted’ is your motto for the next few weeks. Monday’s New Moon brings up an old hurt. Fix it this time around. Stop pretending it didn’t happen.

Libra (September 24 – October 23)

Venus, Mars and Saturn in your sign is a rather heavy load to bear, but if anyone can do it, you can. Monday’s New Moon in your friendship, hopes and wishes zone has you meeting someone you instantly connect with. Don’t muck around girls. Pin them down – times and dates to hang out again soon. Be proactive. You don’t want to miss a thing this week.

Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)

Uranus, the surprise planet moves back into your romance zone this weekend. Don’t think something is over and done with. You’re likely to get caught up in something totally out of the blue – and fall fast. Creatively you’re on a roll too. You have a great idea, you just need someone to extract it out of you. And don’t let your past hunt you down and skin you alive (literally). Be in control of your baggage and check it. Permanently.

Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)

Monday’s New Moon puts the wanderlust in your morning java. You’re off looking at hot spots around the globe and fantasizing about your next jaunt. If you can’t afford the whole shebang, cut it down a tad. If you can’t afford any of it, it’s something to save and plan for in the future. A Leo points out something so bloomin obvious to you midweek you feel like an idiot. Thank them, pick your pride up off the floor and rewind.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

There’s no point denying you messed up. Monday’s New Moon in your joint projects and resources zone is calling on you to admit that you didn’t hold up your end of the bargain. That’s okay though. You’ve been saving the best for last haven’t you? Shock them with your bravado and your willingness to take a risk this week. It’s time to start focusing your mental energies on systems analysis and details. Cleaning up a little mess is part of this process.

Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)

Relationships and the people who are in your life in every which way are on your mind this week. Monday’s New Moon highlights your one on one person zone. How you relate to others is under the spotlight. You could hear some things that hurt your feelings (for once) too this weekend. Better to know where you stand and who’s in your corner though. Listen to a Libra who has some words of wisdom scattered in their monologue.

Pisces (February 20 – March 20)

Avoid getting caught up in something that is not your business or concern at work this week. Monday’s Full Moon in your hard work zone has you huffing and puffing over preferential treatment for a coworker. Keep out of it! Same with the joint project you’re working on. Do what you need to do and even if you come off self-absorbed it's okay.

Today's birthdays include Aussie Eric Bana, Whitney Houston and Melanie Griffith.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

xoxo

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Sunday August 8, 2010

2010-08-08T11:14:00.000-07:00

yet another beautiful sunset in Laguna Beach...one of my fav places in the world...

ANother celeb sighting at Runyon yesterday - Cesar Millan - a Virgo - walking with a cute woman and his big grey pit bull who was so well trained and behaved it was unbelievable. The pit had a ball in its mouth, didn't stop and chat with other dogs, was off leash and kept his eye on Cesar the whole time. A job to witness. Cesar is tiny! He is very Zen however and seems taller than he really is.

Jessica Simpson was just on TV and I have to say, why is she talking like she's had her jaw wired? I know I've said it before, but her voice and the way she talks is really weird!! She is not overweight, she is not plump. She just talks funny!

Today's birthday includes Robin Quivers & Roger Federer.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Saturday August 7, 2010

2010-08-07T10:22:00.000-07:00

our very own Disney movie! 2 dogs - one big, one small, on an adventure...meanwhile proud mummas were 4 feet behind (you can see my shadow!).

So Librans Wyclef Jean and Pras Michel from the Fugees are going at it - should Wyclef run for President of Haiti or not? Wyclef says yes, Pras says no. Wyclef owes money apparently - to the IRS ($1.2 million) and takes private jets to Haiti versus flying commercial. Plus he owes Jacob the Jeweler money (Jacob is in jail for tax evasion/money laundering) so maybe Clef doesn't think he needs the money right now?

Leo Sean Penn came out against Clef and said $900,000 was misappropriated during the Haiti Earthquake relief - and Pras is backing the other dude in the race for a new President. Wyclef hasn't made any real public statements about anything so far. We shall see what happens but my guess is that Clef will win the election. His lack of experience etc won't matter. He is charismatic, won Grammy's and is very popular in Haiti.

Today's birthdays include the lovely Charlize Theron & naughty David Duchovny.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Friday August 6, 2010

2010-08-06T10:59:00.000-07:00

me and the Humpf in front of the most famous signs in the world...on yet another beautiful day in LA...this summer has been amazing - 80 by day, 60 by night...I don't miss the humidity of NYC at all.

Runyon is packed which is unusual at this time of year because it's usually too hot to hike. Packed with mainly rich, successful Hollywood types who all look unhappy, miserable and as if they are hiking the Great Wall of China on their way to their execution. Aussie Cancer Stephanie Jacobsen from Melrose Place was moping along...I realize Melrose got axed but honey - you're gorgeous, you're an Aussie with an Aussie accent and you will work again...and you probably made more money in one season of Melrose than people make it a few years...so hop back into your Range Rover and off you go...

As for Libra Bristol Palin and Scorpio Levi Johnston...what a drama and how embarrassing for everyone! They break up, he does PlayGirl, dates Scorpio Kathy Griffin (or so she would like to think) and then announce they are getting back together and are getting married...and then a few days later it's all over and they are back to hating each other...which no doubt suits monster in law Aquarius Sarah Palin. The things that go on in Alaska!!

I continue to be glued to the TV show Jersey Shore. So much drama! So much drinking and dancing and hangovers and making out and young people's stuff! It's like being 22 again without actually having to be 22 again...trashy MTV that you can't help tuning into and being grateful it's not your child on the TV!

Today's birthdays include Lucille Ball, Andy Warhol and Geri Halliwell.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Thursday AUgust 5, 2010

2010-08-05T10:39:00.000-07:00

Humpf and a little girl he found along the way...he loves kids and is really good with them...at least someone is!

I can't quite believe that 40 billionaires including Ted Turner, Bill Gates and Michael Bloomberg are all donating half their fortunes to charity. Ted's a Scorpio,Bloomberg a Valentine's Day Aquarius, Gates a Scorpio and Warren Buffet a Virgo. An amazing gesture for sure.

As is the Prop 8 reversal! GAYS everywhere can sing and dance in the streets again! No doubt WeHo was alive with the strains of Beyonce, GaGa, Enrique and Ricky Martin last night! About time and hopefully that's the end of it. Live and let live people.

Today's birthdays include Patrick Ewing & Maureen McCormick.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

xoxo

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Wednesday August 4, 2010

2010-08-04T10:00:00.000-07:00

Humpf's first major haircut...he looks all grown up now! I guess he's 6 months old so he is all grown up! I took him to Ala Mutt in Toluca Lake and had 4 hours to myself! Woo-hoo!! Nice!

Barack Obama our embattled President turns 49 today. And boy does he look it. His Capricorn wife Michelle Obama is in Spain so he's on his own - which i'm sure he will enjoy. Some peace and quiet - just him and his dog Bo (who's turned into a really nice dog).

LiLo is in rehab where she beongs and hopefully she can find the help she needs. She is a very talented actress if she can get past her drug addiction and her emotional dependency on all the sycophants surrounding her.

Entourage continues to tickle and tantalize! However what's with Cancer cutie Jessica Simpson? her hair is all wrong - flat on the top and curly on the ends...plus she talks like she's had her jaw wired or something - all of a sudden she has 'Locus Valley lockjaw'. Like the guy from 'Gilligan's Island' - the rich dude - she is talking like that! Thurston Howell!! Why is this happening? her head is HUGE and doesn't match her body. She's got the Mariah Carey big head syndrome! But the way she talks through gritted teeth is really off putting. Fix it!

Leo Jeremy Piven is giving his best performance yet as Ari Gold. He is so full of energy/hate/lust/bullshit...love it! As for E (Pisces Kevin Connolly) - no way he would be engaged in real life to that beautiful, smart, successful woman! In real life, Kevin is dating Aussie Sophie Monk, a Sagittarius previously linked to Pisces Benji Madden , Virgo Benji Madden, Capricorn Ryan Seacrest & Aries Joe Francis. Quite the Hollywood roster! You should have stopped at Ryan Seacrest girl! You would enjoy quite the life with him!

Getting my car washed in Burbank yesterday, my blackberry time was interrupted by a guy talking loudly into his phone. Turned around to give him a dirty look only to find it was Cancer Patti Stanger's sidekick Destin Pfaff - minus the piercings and craziness...he is much smaller in real life of course!

Apart from our President, Billy Bob Thornton celebrates his birthday today too.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Tuesday August 3, 2010

2010-08-03T09:37:00.000-07:00

2 dogs on a road to nowhere with a stick in mouth...heaven! Capricorn Ava and Mr Humphrey the Aquarius are pretty adorable together...

So it's August! Amazing. 2010 is flying by isn't it? Let's look and see what is in store for our naughty celebs.

AUGUST 2010 CELEB REPORT

BY ASTROGIRL

Leos – this month’s birthday sign and the most represented sign in the Hollywood line up…

Check out the list below and put all these names in your Leo pipe and smoke it…it’s an agent’s dream list!

* Madonna

* Robert De Niro

* Charlize Theron

* Ben Affleck

* J Lo

* Jeremy Piven

* Anna Paquin

* Julian McMahon

* Sandra Bullock

* Sean Penn

* Halle Berry

* Barack Obama

* Melanie Griffith

* Bill Clinton

* Taylor Momsen

* Eric Bana

* Melanie Griffith

* Antonio Banderas

August is a crunch month for everyone, with Mercury going out of phase in Virgo – the sign that craves and demands perfection. There are sure to be some bad P.R. stunts and news out of Hollywood this month, with Mercury out of phase in one of the signs it rules.

The biggest news here in Hollywood is Capricorn Mel Gibson, Cancer Lindsay Lohan & Sagittarius Brad Pitt shaving his beard off! LOL. Plus the amazing amount of celeb weddings of late – Taurus Megan Fox & Cancer Brian Austin Green, Pisces Emily Blunt & Libran John Krasinski, long time lovers Scorpio Calista Flockhart & Cancer Harrison Ford, Pisces Carrie Underwood married hockey player Gemini Mike Fisher, Taurus Penelope Cruz married her hottie Pisces Javier Bardem and comedian Martin Lawrence an Aries married his long time girlfriend. That’s a lot in one month!

Capricorn Mel Gibson has eclipsed Tiger Woods in Capricorn disaster for the sign! Meanwhile his gold digging Russian gal pal Oksana is a Capricorn too! I must say she’s super brave to be doing all this – putting the tapes online and showing pictures of her banged up teeth. Mel has friends in high places and I would be scared to do all of this – living in a big house on my own – let’s hope she has security and a couple of big dogs!! Apparently Mel wants his ex wife Virgo Robyn back but she’s got her money (approx $500 million) and is dating someone and doing great. Good for you Robyn!

Mel’s career is done – if not for good – for a long time – so he needs to hide out somewhere and lick his wounds – he sounded so upset and angry on the tapes! I think he really did love Oksana and he felt he left his wife and his life for her and then she decided he was crazy and didn’t want him in her life, her house (which he bought her) or near their child Lucia. Fair enough he cracked it, but…surely he knew he was being recorded? Her answers are so robotic and she doesn’t get upset at all in case he hangs up – she needs him to keep talking/threatening. Surely he realized something was up? Anyway, it’s done now. It’s all on radar online and you can read it online and some of it is pretty upsetting.

If he really did hit her and break her teeth…he doesn’t have a leg to stand on. Plus he did threaten her more than once and that too doesn’t look good for him in the lawsuit case coming up. It’s all about money and extortion and Mel has fallen for the age old gold digger trick and had a baby with it…so he has 18 years of child support to pay.

Cancer Lindsay Lohan is still in the slammer – surprising – because from all reports, the prisons here in LA are so overcrowded, she was going to be out in a few days. Out of her 90 days she’s expected to only do 14. Her cell is tiny, she’s on lockdown for 23 hours a day and gets to shower every second day. I don’t know if that’s such an issue for her though – she always looks abit grotty! What’s her next move going to be? She needs to sober up, get clean and find a great role (like Halle’s Monster Ball/Charlize Theron’s Monster/) and rock our world with her acting chops.

Rehab is the new black here in LA. Lilo is going in as soon as she gets out of the slammer, no doubt Mel Gibson will go into rehab for anger management, Jesse James went in for something, and now Celeb Rehab has scored Rachel Uchitel, the infamous Tiger whore on the show! We will all watch the show just to get a look at the goods and what made Tiger so crazed that he risked and lost everything for her. She is the ultimate temptress that’s for sure. Apparently the show paid her $500,000 US for her to be on the show.

Cancer cutie Jessica Simpson just turned 30, landed a guest role on ‘Entourage’ and a new man – footballer Virgo Eric Johnson, hot off a divorce and very much into Jess. After her bad break up with Taurus Tony Romo (who’s now dating Chace Crawford’s sister Candace), it’s a wonder she’d do another jock..but there you go. Aquarius Jennifer Aniston is dating Capricorn Christopher Gartin, who is going through a bad divorce with his ex Aussie wife Joanne Gartin – a wedding planner. Let’s hope this one works out for Jen!

Sagittarius Britney Spears looks like she’s been riding the crazy train again of late. Wild hair, no shoes, dirty looking, making funny faces at paparazzi…meanwhile her man fellow Sag Jason Trawick looks like her twin brother! He went from clean cut to homeless in a few months. Put her back on her meds and lock her back in her mansion dad!

Angelina Gemini and major movie star got paid $20 million to do SALT her new movie and is getting rave reviews. Not only did she snag Sag Brad Pitt, but she has 6 kids and seems to love her life! In recent interviews she’s come across really well – very smart, spiritual and serene. Her dad Jon Voight is back in her life and her little Shiloh looks like a little boy and it’s all very cute. She really does come across well in interviews – she’s very much a Gemini in that she has a great way with words.

Madonna’s daughter Libra Lourdes (Lola) is quite the little lady - a Libra blessed with her very own sense of style and she has great taste and has a clothing line now at Macy’s. Go Lola. She has turned out to be a really nice girl – despite her upbringing, having Guy Ritchie in her life for 10 years etc – no sign of Madonna’s son Rocco much – I wonder if she let Guy take him back to London with him in the divorce settlement?

AM sure there is more drama/gossip to share with you all but this is the major stuff happening Stateside right now.

Today's birthdays include Martha Stewart & Tom Brady.

Astrogirl

xoxo

Monday August 2, 2010

2010-08-02T09:32:00.000-07:00

Runyon with a view...Humpf and Aa with stick in her mouth surveying the view ...

Lilo is getting out of the slammer today and going straight to rehab for 90 days. Let's hope she finds some peace there and that she can also get better and get her crazy life straightened out.

Mad Men continues to be the best show on TV - even though you have to watch it on old fashioned regular TV and it's all grainy! Can't AMC put it in high definition? Entourage starred Cancer cutie Jessica Simpson last night and she was good! She's never going to win any awards for her acting but she is cute and pop culture and fun.

So what's in your stars this week? i'm going to tell u...

Planetary placements:

Sun in Leo

Venus in Virgo through August 8 then Libra

Marsin Libra

Mercury in Virgo through 20th then RETROGADE

Jupiter retrograde in Aries

Saturn in ibra

Uranus retrograde in Aries

Celeb Leos: Augsut 2: Sam Worthington, 3: Tom Brady, 4: Barack Obama, 5: Patrick Ewing, 6: Geri Halliwell, 7: Charlize Theron & 8: Roger Federer

Aries (March 21 – April 20)

Jupiter in Aries clashes with Pluto in Capricorn this week. This is going to affect your work life and if you’ve just started a new job or position, it might not run quite as smoothly as you would like. Venus joins Mars and Saturn in your relationship zone this weekend, which is sure to have you feuding with someone that you’ve feuded with before. Keep the snarky remarks to yourself. Fight fair and remember, you are trying to work this out, not ruin it forever!

Your day: Thursday

So not your day: Monday

Avoid: Virgos

Hang with: Leos

Taurus (April 21 – May 21)

You’re feeling very social right now and the Universe is providing plenty of outlets for you to enjoy all that your friends and lovers have to offer. Single? You’ve got that ‘Venus glow’ so use it or lose it on a Virgo you meet midweek. If you and your partner aren’t in sync with something, press your point home this weekend. You have the gift of the gab and it’s vital you use it. There’s nothing worse than simmering internally is there? You’re the expert…

Your day: Monday

So not your day: Friday

Avoid: Sagittarius

Hang with: Cancers

Gemini (May 22 – June 21)

Knowing that your ruler Mercury goes out of phase later this month makes you more aware of how important it is you get your life in order and get it sorted now! An issue that has been slowly building and simmering away boils over this weekend, with the movement of Venus into Libra, your self-fulfillment zone. Even if you upset the apple cart more than a little, it will be worth it so that you can feel you are free and in the clear. Just the way you twins like it.

Your day: Tuesday

So not your day: Sunday

Avoid: Scorpios

Hang with: Librans

Cancer (June 22 – July 22)

Take advantage of hostess with the mostess Venus in your fourth house of domesticity and move through your home, room by room. Clean out your dressers, your closets, donate your much loved treasures (code word for junk) and have a garage/yard sale if you have big ticket items. In readiness for Mercury’s upcoming retrograde in your communication zone, clarify your thoughts and words and if you think someone doesn’t get whatever it is you’re banging on about, tell them again. Some peeps are kinda slow you know…

Your day: Friday

So not your day: Monday

Avoid: Aries

Hang with: Pisces

Leo (July 23 – August 23)

Pay your bills now and don’t put off tomorrow what you can do today. When you think of something this week, go ahead and just do it versus thinking you’ll do it later. Your New Moon next week is cause for celebration and with Venus the love maker moving into your busy activities zone this weekend, joining up with Mars and Saturn, you have something very exciting happening or about to happen. So get ready for all the curveballs and accolades life is about to throw you Leos!

Your day: Monday

So not your day: Friday

Avoid: Capricorns

Hang with: Aquarian

Virgo (August 24 – September 23)

Your sign bids adieu to lovely Venus this weekend. If you’ve had your eye on a cutie and haven’t made your move yet, do so now! And if you and your partner aren’t exactly setting the bed sheets on fire with your arduous love making...turn up the heat and tune into your naughty side - you Virgos all have one! If you’ve been out of touch with someone and they’ve been on your mind (and you feel guilty about them in some way), an unexpected bump into or phone call will give you a chance to reconnect, kiss and make up.

Your day: Wednesday

So not your day: Friday

Avoid: Librans

Hang with: Taurus

Libra (September 24 – October 23)

Last month was pretty heavy duty and many of you are still licking exposed wounds. Venus your ruler moves into your sign, joining forces with Saturn and Mars this weekend. Finally you start to feel your mojo seeping into your veins (or that could just be the vino you’ve been quaffing). Use Venus and the other planets for all their worth. Flirt, charm and persuade people to do your biding. You’re moving into a great place, out of the shadows after last month.

Your day: Wednesday

So not your day: Friday

Avoid: Pisces

Hang with: Aries

Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)

While you’re one of the major control freaks in the zodiac; you don’t like people telling you what to do. You’re always super careful with what you say and how you say it, yet a slip of the tongue in the wrong ear will cause more havoc than the recent political overthrow. Someone who appeared as a friend and huge support system for you could very well try to undermine you later on this month. Watch out for signals of double crossing about to occur.

Your day: Monday

So not your day: Friday

Avoid: Leos

Hang with: Capricorns

Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)

With Saturn, Venus and Mars lining up in your eleventh house of hopes, dreams, wishes and friendship this weekend and for the rest of August, there’s a very real chance that a business idea with a friend will get off the ground. Or a friendship becomes something more and you become ‘friends with benefits’. If you are starting a business, make sure you have someone who has an excellent business head on their shoulders and knows how to keep the books etc. Details aren’t really ‘your thing’.

Your day: Wednesday

So not your day: Sunday

Avoid: Cancers

Hang with: Aries

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

Feel as if you’re swimming upstream? That you and you only have the worry of the world on your ‘not broad enough shoulders’? You’re trying to do too much too quickly goats. Prioritize and slow your roll this week. And stop sticking your nose into everyone else’s affairs too. Let them fall flat on their face while you steam roll over em! Take charge of your own life and if someone asks for help, only give it if you can really spare the energy and the time required.

Your day: Tuesday

So not your day: Friday

Avoid: Aries

Hang with: Virgos

Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)

You’re in the ‘palm pressing’ business this week and throughout August, with Venus joining forces with power players Saturn and Mars in Libra, your spiritual and long distance travel zone. Seek out information and people who are funny and smart and you will start to feel and sense your ‘real place in the world’. You tend to spread yourselves thin girls and at times you lose yourself in the maze of superciliousness. Focus on being as honest with yourself as you pride yourself on being with others.

Your day: Monday

So not your day: Thursday

Avoid: Taurus

Hang with: Other Aquarians

Pisces (February 20 – March 20)

Money and all that money can bring – happiness, grief, jealousy and other sorts of emotions is very much on your mind this week. A change in your income or unexpected expenses later on in August could involve a friendship and you might have to reassess the people you associate with. Don’t loan anyone anything and whatever you do, don’t co-sign on anything for anyone! Relationships get really bumpy for you mid-month, so cement them now by being a ‘true friend’ versus a ‘yes girl’.

Your day: Friday

So not your day: Wednesday

Avoid: Geminis

Hang with: Capricorns

Today's birthdays include Aussie Sam Worthington and Edward Furlong.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Friday July 30, 2010

2010-07-30T10:01:00.000-07:00

The dogs in step at Runyon, Ava with her prized stick in mouth...Humpf happy to be along for the ride. The dogs will have plenty of time together this weekend in Laguna...all very cute. Humpf has the personality and energy of a big dog so he keeps up just fine with Ava.

Big changes at American Idol! HUGE news with J Lo, the Leo moving into to take over Aquarian bore Ellen DeGeneres. Sorry but Ellen sucked on the show. She was so timid! Simon's spot still up for grabs and now talk of Aries Steven Tyler??? Don't think so. Virgo Harry Connick Jr is the best pick! And Kara's not rejoining the show? Randy Jackson is the only one left standing? A very big deal!

Gemini Angelina Jolie kicked so much butt in SALT! She was great! And left a tidy ending for a sequel! She really impressed all of us who saw the movie.

Today's birthdays include the Guvnor Arnold Schwarzenegger, Hilary Swank, Vivica A Fox & Lisa Kudrow.

Till tomorrow,

Astrogirl

Thursday July 29, 2010

2010-07-29T10:54:00.000-07:00

the dogs at Runyon...Ava and Humphrey...who have really bonded...finally...after a rough start!

Taurus George Clooney's gal pal the gorgeous Elisabetta Canalis - a Virgo - is being embroiled in a cocaine/prostitution scandal which happened back in 2007. Some girl said she was there. So it's made news. Kinda ridiculous and George will no doubt handle it in his way!

Lindsay Lohan will be out of jail soon - the countdown is on - and one wonders if she will head straight to rehab like previously started or have a few dinners at Chateau Marmont and go dancing at Voyeur before heading to rehab. Lindsay you need to rise above all the drama swirling around you, your sad family life (many people have bad parents) and your loser friends who drain you for your money and fame and just focus on geting well, being healthy, eating well, getting off all these pills you're on (you must rattle when you walk) or you will end up like Aries Aussie Heath Ledger or Brad Renfro or Corey Haim or Michael Jackson OR...you get the drift. Your body can only take so much. And you only have one body.

I've been super impressed by how intelligent and nice Gemini Angelina Jolie comes across in interviews. I am going to see her star in SALT today at the Grove, the mecca for celebs and wanna be celebs. She speaks so nicely of her man Brad (Sag) and her kids - and I think that as far as super A list stars go - she comes across really well and sweet and kind and a good mom. Not easy as interviews can go awry and you can come across the wrong way.

Today's birthdays include Aussie hottie Julian McMahon.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Wednesday July 28, 2010

2010-07-28T11:30:00.000-07:00

my little boy is all grown up! Nearly 6 months old now - he is a delightful little creature. Hiking with him yesterday at Runyon, Pisces Emily Blunt and her dog passed us by and she smiled at him and said he was 'precious' which of course he is! Emily had a beautiful wedding earlier this month in Como in Italy, hosted by Taurus gorgeous George CLooney and full of top notch celebs - Cancer Meryl Streep, Scorpio Stanley Tucci and others. The pictures of the before and after parties looked amazing. Nice part of the world! Just one of the many weddings so far in July - which are a lot!

Simon Monjack (or Conjack) as they call him ripped wife Scorpio Brittany Murphy off and her mum Sharon off - there's not much left of her considerable fortune. One look at him and you could tell he had addictions - definitely for food - for a young guy (40) he looked much older and was very overweight.

Sharon Murphy not only lost her daughter, but everything she worked for too. Sad.

Today's birthdays include RIP Jackie Kennedy & Soulja Boy - what a mix!

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Tuesday July 27, 2010

2010-07-27T10:31:00.000-07:00

Humpf and Leo the lion...a toy he carried out of Marshall's and mummy didn't pay for...ooops!

Another beautiful day here in LA yesterday and Runyon was packed - with a few celebs and some really HOT guys!

Translucent Kathy Griffin - who truly is a plain Jane in every sense of the word - and that's being nice was hiking as was Roxy Olin from the City and Brothers and Sisters - both Scorpios - Kathy November 4 and Roxy November 5. It really is a great place to spot celebs but you have to hike to see em!

How boring was the Bachelorette Men tell all show on TV last night? BORING. 2 hours of BORING. How does birthday boy Leo Chris Harrison do it? I think Capricorn Ali is out for what she can get out of this excruciating experience. She is on magazine covers and she talks about her Lean Cuisine diet and her Skechers Shape Up shoes etc. Surely she's getting paid for these mentions?? I think she got on the Bachelor, hated Jake (who doesn't?) wanted out and got great publicity with her tear jerking "I've got to leave" performance and then landed herself as the Bachelorette. She lost weight, she's wearing a weave (no doubt she can get an endorsement out of that thing sitting on her head), she's driving around in the Mini ...she's on the next season of DWTS...$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$...very Capricorn of her.

I wonder if she will pick anyone? Or pick one and then get rid of him asap?? Either way she is going to make more money in the next year than she's made in her entire life. And unlike the other bachelorettes, she's working it/milking it.

Bachelor Pad looks like it's OTT reality drama. All the losers from the previous Bachelor/Bachelorette seasons thrown in a house together, sleeping in the one room??? Hope there are plenty of condoms around. Wes, Gia, David the crazy guy from Jillian's season...can't wait.

I see Eddie Cibriani and Le Ann Rimes are shacking up together. Didn't think it would last. He's a Gemini, she's a Virgo. Both ruled by Mercury the planet of communication. So they have a lot to talk about and LeAnn is in great shape! Her body looks amazing. Being in love agrees with her.

Today's birthday includes the drop dead gorgeous Alex Rodriguez who is still dating Virgo Cameron Diaz. He likes his blonds that's for sure!

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Monday July 26, 2010

2010-07-26T10:05:00.000-07:00

a beautiful tree lined street in Corona Del Mar in the OC...

So Capricorn Mel Gibson is back at it again? This time he isn't as angry and there's no monster panting. He sounds sad. And of course he is a very sad man and a pathetic creature and we have to feel sorry for his children who are old enough to understand their father's meltdown.

Who checked out last night's Full Moon? it was in Aquarius and it was one of the 4 most powerful Moons of 2010. It will mostly affect Aquarians, Geminis and Librans as well as the fire signs - Aries, Leos and Sagittarians. Just know if you feel antsy today, it's the pressure of the Full Moon.

So what's in your stars for this week??

Aries (March 21 – April 20)

Monday is negotiation day for you, with Saturn in a mood to make a deal and Uranus, the planet of the unexpected in your sign. Get whatever needs to be signed, sealed and delivered done ASAP. Want to renegotiate your rent, your pay, your curfew? You’re in luck. By the weekend Mars, your ruler, the ‘just do it’ planet shifts gears and moves into your relationship zone. If the time has come to cut ties with someone you’ve previously been very close to, this is the weekend to do it.

Taurus (April 21 – May 21)

Mercury joins your ruler Venus in your fellow earth sign of Virgo midweek and all bets are off. You’re pretty much unstoppable and your charisma is at an all time high. This is one of the best times of the year for you, so don’t waste it by sticking to your plan – (which isn’t working by the way). With the two personal players in your creative and self-fulfillment zone, finding your happy place is your mission right now. Being a Taurus, no doubt chocolate is involved in this journey!

Gemini (May 22 – June 21)

Saturn settles into Libra and is joined by Mars over the weekend. Both planets transit your fifth house of creativity, romance and self-fulfillment and makes this a time when finding your ‘internal feng shui’ is on your mind. As usual you are feeling slightly confused about what direction your life should take, but as long as you listen to your inner voice and take note of red flags, you’ll be fine. Single? You’ve got options – as usual – but not all of them are the right options.

Cancer (June 22 – July 22)

Mercury and Venus settle into your communication zone this week. While you’re usually big on emotional displays and not so big on hammering things out, the Universe is giving you a ‘way with words’ which must be taken advantage of. Saturn the planet of focus moves into your domestic zone this weekend through 2012. If you’ve wanted to move, fix up your domain or kick out your filthy flatmate, the next few weeks and months provide you with more than one opportunity to do so.

Leo (July 23 – August 23)

Monday is the day to ‘go for gold’ with Jupiter in Aries high fiving the Moon in your sign. Speaking of gold, Money and how you spend it, save it and abuse it is under the cosmic spotlight this week. Venus and Mercury, the two personal day to day planets hang out in your cash flow and self-esteem zone. Check your online banking statements carefully and see how much interest your credit cards are charging you. It’s all about negotiation right now. Chat up the bank manager and see if you can’t get a better rate of interest.

Virgo (August 24 – September 23)

You host Mercury and Venus this week, the two personal daily planets that affect you and how you think and react. Venus encourages you to pamper yourself. Manicures/pedicures, facials and of course handbags tempt you, while clear thinking Mercury, your ruler, has you worrying about how to pay for all these treats. Strike a fine balance girls and instead of having it all, have a little bit. Over the weekend you bid adieu to Saturn, the planet of restriction which has been riding you since 2008. You’re about to discover what freedom really feels and looks like.

Libra (September 24 – October 23)

Strap yourselves in girls – it’s going to be a bumpy ride. Saturn, the planet that doesn’t take “no” for an answer and who likes to rule the roost sets up shop in your sign this weekend through 2012. Some close relationships will be rocky as Uranus the planet of the ‘WTF?’ stirs up drama in your one on one zone. Your desire for independence will clash with the need for stability and security. Blending both will be a challenge and one best faced head-on. As much as you try to dodge bullets over the next few months, you might have to take one here and there.

Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)

Avoid those people who always want to pull the wool over your eyes and treat you like an idiot. Sure your silence is sometimes taken as agreement when in fact; you’re simply biding your time. With the two personal planets Venus and Mercury in your friendship, hopes and wishes zone this week, you’ll be much more involved with the various people in your life than usual. Keep really personal info private and steer clear of haters. A Virgo has some very interesting info to pass onto you on Friday.

Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)

A go-getter like yourself doesn’t like having to bide your time, but that’s exactly what the Universe suggests this week, with Saturn, the planet of time and motivator Mars taking their sweet time settling into your eleventh house of hopes, wishes and dreams. Hold that thought Sags! Focus on work and how you can make the most of your job and get yourself into the next phase of your career. You know who can help you and who’s full of it, so focus on the former.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

Big news this week with the movement of your ruler Saturn, the planet of discipline making a move into Libra, your tenth house of career and social status. Mars the planet of energy spends six weeks in the same part of your chart, so this is your time to shine goats. For those of you who have been working towards a career goal, it’s closer than you realize. Time management and being sure of what you are doing is vital. On the flip side, for those of you who have been thinking about quitting your job and heading back to Uni..not a bad idea either.

Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)

There’s nothing better than feeling as if you can do anything you want to do is there? Enjoy that feeling while it lasts girls, because with the entry of Saturn, the planet of focus and discipline into your ‘buckle down and learn something zone’, the next few years aren’t going to be as independent as you would like. Saturn’s influence in Libra through 2012 is all consuming. Travel and a spiritual journey are both also in your future.

Pisces (February 20 – March 20)

With the two personal planets Venus and Mercury hanging out in your relationship zone this week, chances are love and/or a new friendship is in your stars. You tend to go for the ‘bad boy’, but how about giving a nice guy a chance this week (even if he is a bit of a nerd?). Saturn, the planet of focus leaves your relationship zone after a two year stint and moves into your health and well-being zone. It’s time to get in tune with you.

Today's birthdays include Taylor Momsen, Kate Beckinsale, Sandra Bullock, Kevin Spacey & Mick Jagger.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Sunday July 25, 2010

2010-07-25T12:27:00.000-07:00

beautiful Corona Del Mar in the OC...one of my favourite spots in the world...

Cancer Lindsay Lohan causing more lockdowns than usual in the LA County Jail. Apparently the other inmates stand outside her cell yelling 'fire crotch' at her repeatedly. No doubt she will be out in a few days...strolling down Robertson, eating at Chateau Marmont and laughing off her jail time.

Tiger temptress Rachel Uchitel has joined the cast of Celebrity Rehab along with Scorpio Julia's bro Aries Eric Roberts and total loser Scorpio Jeremy London - who recently claimed he was kidnapped and forced to smoke weed and other things...plus LC's ex Capricorn Jason Wahler. Can't wait for that! Apparently they paid Rachel $500,000 to be a part of the show. Does this girl do anything unless she's paid? $10,000,000 from Tiger (with a third going to Cancer Gloria Allred) and then this money from Celeb Rehab. Is she even on anything addictive to warrant her stint in Celeb Rehab??

Today's birthday's include Matt LeBlanc and Brad Renfro (RIP).

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

xoxo

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Saturday July 24, 2010

2010-07-24T12:33:00.000-07:00

Me, Ms Capricorn Ava and the Humpf - all in the backseat in the OC -
Glorious weather prevails in LA and CA this weekend - versus you suckers on the East Coast where temps are in the 100's again! And 100% humidity no doubt as well. Meanwhile we bask in 75 degrees of loveliness and cool nights - sweaters required!

A crew of Surly Girls went to Barney's Beanery last night and it was a lot of fun - cute boys everywhere! Aries Christopher Reid, better known as Kid from Kid n Play was at the bar, chatting away to people - obviously a regular...and the vibe was good - remember we were in WeHo (Boystown) so you have to expect that some of the cuties aren't playing on your team...

NY Post today talking about LiLo cutting herself in jail - she went in with cutting marks on her and the prison system worried she will do it in jail. What a poor tortured soul she has become. Cancers have a hard time with life in general at times. Princess Diana was a Cancer, as is OJ Simpson, Courtney Love to name a few and they are all struggling with life. Princess Di cut herself back when little was known about cutting. LiLo get help. You're a young talented girl.

Congrats to all the newlyweds - Taurus Megan Fox & Cancer Brian Austin Green, Libran Vanessa Marcil and her handsome hubby birthday boy Leo Carmine Giovinazzo, Taurus Penelope Cruz & Pisces Javier Bardem and Capricorn Orlando Bloom and Taurus Miranda Kerr.

Anyone heard Diddy's new song off his new album 'Last Train to Paris'? 'Hello..good morning.."?? It's great! Go Scorpio Diddy/Puff/Puff Diddy...

Today's birthdays include J Lo & Anna Paquin.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Friday July 23, 2010

2010-07-23T10:18:00.000-07:00

shopping up a storm at Surly Girl on Robertson Blvd - with Gemini Aussie Melissa...great accessories at Surly Girl - check it out!

After a humid hot hike at Runyon yesterday, Surly Girl Michelle, her brother and his wife, Humphrey and I lunched at still very popular Urth Cafe on Melrose. Pisces Kristin Davis from SATC was there! Walked past looking long and lean. She's much thinner and prettier even in real life and she looked tall too - taller than she does on TV. Bloody HD TV makes you look short and fat!

Hiking we saw Libra Ashley Hamilton - who's kinda D list but cute! You always seem someone at Urth and someone at Runyon...they never fail you!

More damming evidence against Capricorn Mel Gibson coming out today with a text he sent apologizing for being an asshole (basically). Why didn't he pay her the money she asked way back when and spared us all this ongoing circus?

LiLO is still in jail! Amazing! her father went in and visited her but did he get in to see her? Supposedly she hates him!

Today's birthdays include Daniel Radcliffe, Michelle Williams, Monica Lewinsk, Slash and Woody!!

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

xoxo

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Thursday July 22, 2010

2010-07-22T09:03:00.000-07:00

beautiful Malibu - where I first met Cancerian Brigette Nielsen...yep...Malibu's the place for celeb sightings...notice that Humpf's leash matches my dress? LOL - sheer coincidence...

So LiLo is going to be out in 2 weeks. Crazy system you Yanks have. Give someone a 90 day sentence and they serve 14 days?? What's that about? How about building another jail? Somewhere way out in the middle of nowhere - not smack bang in the middle of LA of course! Oh that's right - LA is broke. And Cancer LiLo is in the lock up with Alexis Bleidel - who robbed Capricorn Orlando Bloom of his watch and other celebrities of their belongings too. Seriously - what is the world coming to when all these young girls are locked up??

Mel Gibson - you need to keep hiding. A pic of him would be worth a small fortune and no doubt paparazzi are out and about looking for him.

Runyon was chocka block full of hot guys yesterday. Me and my Leo galpal were okay with doing the stairs mulitple times thanks to a total hottie actor type who was in 'training'. Gotta love LA for the hotties.

Today's birthday's include Selena Gomez and David Spade (who is everywhere in LA).

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Wednesday July 21, 2010

2010-07-21T09:50:00.000-07:00

Humpf hanging (literally) with Scorpio Auntie Michelle in the OC...road trip!

Anyone else feeling as if life kinda sucks right now? As if it's all for nothing kinda thing? It's what's happening upstairs in the heavens that is causing this, especially for fire signs - particularly Aries. Jupiter, the biggest planet in the zodiac goes out of phase in Aries Friday and we are already feeling the effects of this major player in the zodiac going out of phase.

Plus Jupiter going retrograde will keep fire signs going over the same ground you thought you covered in May and June. Forward motion will begin again in November. Until then you will be in a crazy sort of limbo land and drive you batty. A Full Moon in Aquarius this weekend is a powerful Full Moon and not one to be messed with. This will affect the air signs first and foremost and our thinking will be more about the future than what's in front of us right now.

More recordings from Mel Gibson on offer today - once again it's all threats with a blow job thrown in for good measure here and there. Mel loves his blowjobs! He had a list of demands he wanted Russian temptress Oksana to do and one of them was the beloved bj!

As for Cancerian Chris Isaak's push to replace Libra Simon Cowell on American Idol...I don't think so. he doesn't have the 'star quality' or personality to do that job. Virgo Harry Connick Jr or my fav Pisces Bret Michaels do.

Today's birthdays include Robin Williams and Josh Hartnett.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

xoxo

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Tuesday July 20, 2010

2010-07-20T10:27:00.000-07:00

Humphrey at Surly Girl on Robertson - he had his pretzel and his pink bed...

So Cancerian Lindsay Lohan is in the slammer? She's gone in today with her long suffering loser helping lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley - who's back after Virgo Robert Shapiro threw in the legal towel. Dealing with Dina and LiLo and her various hanger oners is probably too much for him. She's expected to only serve 25 days of the 90 day sentence due to overcrowding. I see she had her hair redyed very blond again - why on earth she insists on being a blond...she's so much better darker - redhead or brunette.

The Bachelorette was an emotional roller coaster last night. Poor Capricorn Ali - she picked Frank who she thought was a sure fire love in (he lives at home with his parents after all) and yet he had gone and picked his ex girlfriend Nicole - who was no match for Ali in the looks department...

So Ali has Chris (boring snooze fest but nice) and sexy Roberto ...choice is obvious!

Hiking Runyon yesterday with the Humpf we saw Ludacris - quite a surprise to see a rapper hiking Runyon that's for sure! Ludacris is a Virgo and a very popular rapper/actor. He's tiny too - so he works in Hollywood!

Today's birthdays include Gisele Bunchen & Carlos Santana.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

xoxo

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Monday July 19, 2010

2010-07-19T10:11:00.000-07:00

lunch at the CLiff in Laguna - Melissa (Gemini), me (Aries), Scorpio Michelle & Leo Susanne...another beautiful day in California.

I see Rachel Uchitel - Tiger Wood's top gal is going to be on celebrity rehab with cutie Dr Drew. She's hooked on 'pills'. No word as to what the pills are. Rachel is also up for a part on Celebrity Apprentice with Gemini Donald Trump. Why are people giving her a bone? She's not Celebrity Apprentice material!!

I have an amazing 'it's a small world' story for you. As I told you last Friday, Melissa and I had a run in with Cancerian birthday girl Brigette Nielsen and her hottie Italian boyfriend. Yesterday at the Hollywood Dog Park Humphrey and I ran into Brigette again! We spoke, she remembered me, we shook hands and introduced ourselves and it was very much an LA experience in the 90 degree heat.

I took the Humpf to Runyon for a hike late last night and the redhead receptionist from 'The Office' was hiking - looking as boring and miserable and insipid as she does on the show! YAWN.

So what's in your stars this week? I'm gonna tell u...

Aries (March 21 – April 20)

You’re all for excitement, but this week the Universe really lets you have it – with relentless and major changes occurring in and around your sign. Saturn, the responsible one moves into your relationship zone for the next two and a half years. The Sun and Mercury in Leo force you to confront all those things you don’t like dealing with along with an intense Full Moon in your friendship zone this weekend. Whether you’re breaking up or making up, don’t put the inevitable off any longer.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Taurus (April 21 – May 21)

Mars the energizer spends his last week in your creative zone, and most of you will be fine with bidding him goodbye. The pressure! Having to come up with hit after hit like you’re a Justin Beiber songwriter! However Saturn’s departure from your fifth house of self-fulfillment and creativity is another matter. Don’t slack off over the next few months and end up getting sacked or dragged in front of your superiors due to an average performance. A flirtation heats up this weekend. Are you sure you want to do this?

Gemini (May 22 – June 21)

One of the best weeks of the year for you, with the planet of focus Saturn setting up shop in your fun zone, the Sun joining your ruler Mercury in your chit chat zone and Sunday’s Full Moon renewing your spiritual thirst. Remember ‘what you think about you bring about’. Saturn in Libra for the next two plus years gives you a good chance at finding ‘real love’ and a fabulous career or life choice that is going to set you on the path to greater happiness.

Cancer (June 22 – July 22)

Air and fire energy is hard for you to manage and this week, some of you will feel as if you are getting lost in the cosmic shuffle. The heat is on Crabs, and thinking on your feet without involving lots of discussion is something you need to adjust to quickly. Especially this weekend, with a Full Moon shining on your eighth house of joint resources and projects. If you feel you’re being bossed around and/or manipulated, you probably are.

Leo (July 23 – August 23)

Desire is a big word in your Leo vocab and this week, you get a glimpse into the life you crave and a hunch about how to go about getting it. The Sun sets up shop in her favourite sign – yours - midweek, while a Full Moon in your relationship zone over the weekend helps you work on your ‘in and out’ friends list and downsize accordingly. Communications king Mercury in your sign is very useful at work and no one can get a single thing past you.

Virgo (August 24 – September 23)

Huge week for you with the departure of Saturn, the planet of rules and regulations leaving your sign after a two year plus stopover. He moves into your second house of self-esteem and cash flow. If you’ve been having money troubles, a very obvious answer will present itself over the next few weeks. And Mars, the instigator of the zodiac who has gotten you into all sorts of drama, fun and games over the past few months sets sail for the calmer waters of Libra too. Back to normal girls. Just the way you like it.

Libra (September 24 – October 23)

You’re in the cosmic hotseat this week and beyond girls! Saturn, the planet of focus and discipline moves into your sign this week through 2012. Saturn will get you sorted! And with a Full Moon shining on your fifth house of romance, self-fulfillment and creativity this weekend, you’re sure to realize what and who you want and how to go about getting your wishes granted. The Sun’s move into Leo, your dream zone has you aiming a little high, but you can always come down a notch or two.

Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)

Make the most of your co-ruler Mars in your hopes, dreams and wishes zone this week. You are a fixed sign and making bold moves isn’t always that easy for you. You tend to stick to your tried and true trail, even though greener pastures beckon. Be tempted off course and luxuriate in Saturn, the planet of discipline in your past karma zone for the next few years, showing you the error of your past ways and pointing out the opportunities lost and the new pathways to take.

Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)

Your ruler Jupiter goes AWOL in your self-fulfillment zone this weekend and combined with an in your face Full Moon, you will probably hate everyone around you. That’s okay though – you make hating people kinda fun! Saturn, the planet of life lessons moves into your friendship zone. A Libra will become your mentor over the next few months. While you find it hard to listen to and take advice, it will be well worth it. If you feel you owe someone important an explanation, Sunday’s the day to do it.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

Your ruler Saturn, the planet of time management and patience makes moves this week, landing up in your tenth house of career and social status through 2012. Focus on making yourself the best boss/employee you can be and forget taking short cuts. Going forward, it’s vital that you make the very most of your workplace opportunities and refuse to get caught up in office politics. Sunday’s Full Moon in your self-worth and self-esteem zone has some of you stressing about not being able to keep up with the Jones’s. Stop it now!

Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)

There’s no point in trying to force your opinion or ideas onto others. With Saturn the disciplinarian moving into your spiritual zone, you are being asked to ‘reign your grandiose dreams and schemes in just a tad’. Sunday’s Full Moon has your name written all over it! Your Full Moon is one of the four power Moons each year. This Full Moon urges us to use the next month to make connections between our individual desires and the larger picture.

Pisces (February 20 – March 20)

This week Saturn, the father figure of the zodiac leaves your relationship zone and sets up operation in your eighth house of joint projects and resources through 2012. Working with others and making business decisions with them will work for you. Even if it’s buying a dinky flat with your flaky sister. It will pay off in the longrun. Watch out you don’t forgive an ex and take him back without putting him through his paces this weekend. Full Moons in your past karma zone tend to do that.

SUnday July 18, 2010

2010-07-18T11:06:00.000-07:00

Bye Bye Melissa!

Melissa my Gemini friend from Melbourne Australia is headed home today...winging her way all the way back to Oz. I dropped her off at LAX last night but awoke to a text from her saying she had been bumped from her flight, put up in a hotel and is happily shopping the day away in Santa Monica. Like alot of Gemini's, she's a lucky girl! She's wrapped as they say in Oz (happy) to get another day out of her stay!

I see Capricorn Mel Gibson is sick and tired of all the negative press he's getting. Guess he should of thought of that before he went crazy and ranted racist, sexist and murderous thoughts over the phone?? Like fellow goat Tiger Woods, these men don't seem to realize just how bad things are for them right now. Being soul less is hard work and it is taking its toll on these 'celebs'. Tiger and Mel both had a sham of a life. They were both living lies. And now the truth has come out. And no doubt it's tough for these guys to handle their massive fall from grace.

Jupiter the biggest planet in the zodiac and the planet of good luck and abundance goes out of phase in Aries midweek through mid-November. Don't get too caught up in something or someone. Don't think you've got something 'in the bag'. Chances are it will slip through your fingers quickly.

More tomorrow - with a weekly star forecast for all of you!

Today's birthday's include Nelson Mandela, Chace Crawford and Vin Diesel.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

xoxo

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Saturday July 17, 2010

2010-07-17T09:25:00.000-07:00

Humphrey chilling with his peeps in the hot LA weather...all very cute!

Beautiful day in Laguna Beach yesterday. More people than I've ever seen before. Summer is here! Gemini Melissa, Scorpio Michelle, Leo Susanne, Aquarius Humpf and earthy Capricorn Ava all hanging together. Humpf the only man so he was happy! All the elements were represented and everyone got along really well.

The OC is a beautiful part of the world and we watched the most spectacular sunset you've ever seen. Driving back on the interstate 5 not so much fun however!

I see Capricorn Oksana has turned to her other baby daddy Timothy Dalton. She has a thing for men with dark hair and light eyes I guess. Timothy is a Pisces/Aries cusper. March 21. Same date as Kevin Federline! She has a 12 year old son Alexander with him. She sure knows how to pick em! Good looking babies guaranteed!

And that LiLo has hired famed OJ getter offer Robert Shapiro. Too little too late maybe? She should of hired him ages ago. She needs to stop whining and do her time like anyone else would have to do.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

xoxo

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Friday July 15, 2010

2010-07-16T09:25:00.000-07:00

one of the best landmarks in the world!

Spent the afternoon in Malibu yesterday. What an amazing part of the world. Stopped and dipped my foot in the Pacific Ocean. Alot of people splashing around. Had a coffee and frozen yogurt and Humphrey played with Brigette Neilsens' dogs. She was really nice and it was her birthday!!! Bloody paparrazzi arrived and started clicking away. Meanwhile we were saying goodbye to Brigette (my new bff) and the paparrazzi were taking pics of us with Brigette and her hot dark, rather short but very handsome boyfriend! Hubba hubba. She was really really nice and friendly to everyone. And it was her birthday so happy birthday Brigette!!

Off to Laguna beach today! Overcast here but a nice change from the relentless heat of the Sun.

Today's birthdays include funnyman Will Ferrell and Corey Feldman.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

xoxo

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Thursday July 15, 2010

2010-07-15T12:38:00.000-07:00

Humpf and Pete chilling at the Hollywood dog park. pete got some foxtails stuck in his head and had to have them removed! He loves the Humpf!

It's been hot here in LA and apparently Capricorn Mel Gibson is really feeling the heat. He's a maniac with a massive hard on - all he wants is justice, vengeance and a blowjob...not necessarily in that order.

With fresh radar online recordings today, it seems Mel hit fellow Capricorn Oksana (his baby mumma) while she was holding Lucia, the baby, and the baby suffered bruising on her chin. Plus he pulled a gun on Oksana. He needs help - let's be honest and human about this. He needs to check into rehab and have some extensive therapy. Give Oksana the money she wants and leave it be Mel. You have more than enough to go around.

And Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol is engaged to Levi Johnston - who said horrible things about Sarah Palin and her family and is now back as a part of the family. They had a child together - at the tender age of 18. Now they are engaged to be married but scared to tell Sarah Palin - an Aquarius. Levi's been sneaking in and out of Bristol's house and finally Sarah and her husband Todd are finding out - via OK magazine and all other media outlets. Levi's a Taurus while Bristol is a Libra. Both Venus ruled, this couple need to try to work things out once and for all - for the sake of their child.

Today's birthdays include Brian Austin Green, Beth Stern and Forest Whitaker.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Wednesday July 14, 2010

2010-07-14T11:55:00.000-07:00

guess Humpf was busy checking out the Hollywood sign to look at the camera~!!

Well the Mel Gibson thing is getting really ugly now. Whoopi Goldberg defending him. Why? Last time I checked she's black and a woman. 2 strikes against her according to Mel. Scorpio Whoopi is trying to stand up for no friends maniac psycho would be killer Capricorn Mel - why?

I have had my girl Melissa - Gemini - who turned the big 30 this year - in LA with me this week and we have been OUT & ABOUT - more than Astrogirl is used to! Spent the day on Robertson Blvd yesterday watching the paparazzi, shopping at Surly Girl ( a must do while on Robertson). Ray J was standing outside Surly Girl and we spotted Aussie Jamie Drurie on Robertson too. Another sighting last night when we had dinner last night at Casa Vega on Ventura, Aquarius Seth Green from Austin Powers fame sat right across from us, with his beautiful wife Clare Grant - a Leo and the parents of someone.

Today we saw Jacqui the fitness chick at Runyon, along with Isabel Lucas. Amazing how LA is celeb littered! Mel is beside herself at all these sightings...I'm so used to it and blase...but she's on her fb page proclaiming how fab LA is! She's done alot for the economy too...shopping up a small storm!

What did everyone think of the ending of 'the Hill's last night? They ended it on a funny note - a prop stage - all fake - as fake as can be actually - very Truman Show of them - with Brody Jenner - Leo - king of the jungle and a fine looking specimen of a man standing on a lot with the crew around him...loved it!

Me at the HOllywood reservoir...

now Humpf is looking at the camera!

So the Hills is done. Will miss seeing them on TV but no doubt we will continue to hear about them in gossip mags etc. Audrina, Kristin etc - marry a rich dude! Actors you're not. Brody and Avril Lavigne seem to really be happy so good for them! She's a Libran, so she is easy going and low maintenance compared to his previous high maintenance girls (like Jayde Nicole).

Today's birthdays include Tommy Mottola - ex of Aries Mariah Carey and music head honcho.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com/

Tuesday July 13, 2010

2010-07-13T09:09:00.000-07:00

Aquarius Daphne and Gemini J Dray chilling in the pool...no doubt discussing important things!

So Capricorn Mel Gibson has really lost his mind - truly and completely. More tapes were released today and it's bad. Really bad. Threatening to kill her. Admitting that he did break her teeth and more. Saying he will put her in a 'rose garden'. Meanwhile there's 20 minutes left of the recording! So who knows what's going to come out. Apparently Mel makes racial remarks against people he employs in the last 20 minutes. He's a goner. Emotionally, mentally and career wise. He's done! Oksana's a Capricorn too - and like Tiger and Elin - 2 goats - when it goes bad, it goes really bad!

Cancer George Steinbrenner - born on the 4th of July - died yesterday in Tampa - massive heart attack. He was a very well known figure in NY with the Yankees - he had just turned 80. He did what he came to do and he had a very long, good life and was portrayed on Seinfeld! Not a bad innings all in all.

Celeb sighting of Breckin Meyer yesterday at Runyon and Jamie Pressley in Studio City at Mexicali. Both Taureans - they both looked good and yesterday was one of the better days we have had here in LALALAND.

Today's birthdays include Harrison Ford and Cheech Marin.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

xoxox

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Monday July 12, 2010

2010-07-12T09:40:00.000-07:00

chilling in the grass - his favourite accessory!

Mel Gibson in denial. Saying he has evidence Oksana tried to extort money from him. 2 Capricorns going at it in full public view. Maybe she had to try to extort money Mel - considering you supposedly cut her off? She has 2 mouths to feed - yours and your baby girls. Plus she has a son by actor Timothy Dalton. In the future, stay away from actors girl! And don't sign anything! She signed some sort of weird prenup agreement for partners living together but not married. Under duress and 8 months pregnant. It means she gets nothing from Mel. Has to live off her credit cards and borrow money. Not cool. Feel sorry for Mel's grown kids who read about this in the papers and internet etc.

So what's in your stars this week? Enough with these raggedy celebs! LiLo's' going to jail, Mel's headed for rehab for anger management, whores are still coming out of the Tiger's closet and Chad Ochocinco's show last night was kinda embarrassing and degrading for women everywhere. He may look good but he's not a nice guy. The whole show is seedy.

Today's birthdays include Richard Simmons and Cheryl Ladd.

So what's in your stars this week? Read below. All will be revealed.

Aries (March 21 – April 20)

Probably one of the worst weeks of the year for you ahead with Venus, Mars, Saturn and the Moon all in Virgo, a nitpicky earthy Grinch and your sixth house of hard work, service to others, health and well-being. Feeling bloated? Feeling worthless? Eat yourself into a food coma and let others worry themselves into an early grave. You’ll be your own worst critic and all you can do is tell yourself ‘this too shall pass’ and do your best to crawl out of bed in the morning and go be someone’s slave for the day.

Taurus (April 21 – May 21)

You earthlings love structure, rules and regulations, so this week will be right up your cosmic alley, with Venus, Mars, Saturn and the Moon all cleaning up house in Virgo. Which happens to be your fellow earth sign and fifth house of romance, self-fulfillment and creativity. Your life is about to get a lot more ‘obvious’ and you will feel as if you have finally found your ‘niche’. Single? A Virgo man wants you and there’s nothing you can do about it but fall into line with him and let destiny lead you on a bold and beautiful adventure.

Gemini (May 22 – June 21)

Home is your haven for once this month, with Venus, Mars and Saturn enforcing a strict curfew/lockdown on you social butterflies. If your place is nothing more than a crash den, devoid of any personal effects or luxuries, now’s the time to spruce it up and start caring more about your surroundings. And do cut the fat from any overblown work projects that have taken on a life of their own. You’ve chopped and changed around enough. Rein your thought process in girls!

Cancer (June 22 – July 22)

Your sense of self is heightened midweek. Venus, Mars and Saturn in your communication zone could have you feeling as if people are making fun of you for some reason. They’re not. It’s all in your overly suspicious mind. You’re known to be somewhat of a domestic goddess so this week, cleaning out everything and anything (including gutters, drawers, your car, your garage) is actually enjoying. Just make sure you chuck out everything that needs chucking out. No sentimental breakdowns!

Leo (July 23 – August 23)

Your financial status is something that you are very aware of. You like bling and shiny new things and being broke isn’t an option for most of you. With bling queen Venus, Mars and Saturn bogged down in your cash flow and self-esteem zone this week; no doubt you are wishing you had more colourful stuff in your purse. Now’s a great time to take your old crap to a consignment shop. Your crap could be valuable to other people. Last but not least, be careful on the roads. Slow down. Take your time.

Virgo (August 24 – September 23)

Virgos rule this week! You are on the brink of having everything you ever wanted work out the way you want it to work out. Love maker Venus, instigator Mars, control freak Saturn and midweek the Moon all light up your sign. Just know that the Moon and Mars together can be compared to an artichoke – prickly on the outside, tender on the inside. Venus in your sign is like a magnet. You want him? Go get him. Same with a job, a flat, or a new bff.

Libra (September 24 – October 23)

You’re finding that you definitely do ‘reap what you sow’ Librans. Three major players in your past karma and self-conscious zone have you reeling in shock over all the things that have come ‘back to haunt you’ in some shape or form. Exe’s popping up out of the woodwork? Your old boss courting you to come back and work for him or her again? Finding out pictures of lovers that are forcing you to relive some very sweet and sour memories? Sorry girls but the hits will just keep on coming. Learn from this trip down memory lane.

Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)

Friendships and how you handle them and ‘work them’ is of utmost importance to you right now. Venus, Mars and Saturn hanging in your hopes, dreams and wishes zone makes you very aware of how important it is to surround yourself with positive and inspirational people. Leave the ‘Debbie downers’ at home and anyone who isn’t team YOU needs to be left alone too. You could decide to cut someone out of your life altogether this week/month too. Not an easy decision for you, but a very necessary one.

Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)

You’ll be an attention getter this week with Venus in your tenth house of career and social ambition. You’re the ‘go to’ person at work and for those of you thinking of jumping ship, this is a great time to do so. In fact, with Mars and Saturn in the same part of your chart, those of you with big dreams career wise really need to take advantage. Avoid sweating the small stuff this weekend and instead focus on the bigger picture (something you do well when you do it).

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

Single? Some of you could relaunch an old romance that failed to launch earlier. This week is one of extreme highs for you, which always bring with it a worry that you will crash and burn. This week is very much about details and being organized and precise. Tick, tick and another tick for you goats. Focus on the gifts you have (like a steel trap mind and memory) and become a mentor for someone in need (or who’s a bit of a dill!).

Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)

You’re the sign that most loves to learn new things and spread the word. So don’t take offense when your supervisor suggests you take a course or attend a boring seminar you’ve already attended. Knowledge is power and you have the gift of sharing your wisdom, so take it all as a compliment. Be careful with prickly neighbours this weekend. If someone has ‘beef’ with you, don’t let the conversation take a turn for the worst by putting your two cents worth in as well.

Pisces (February 20 – March 20)

Your friendships perk up this week and for those of you who haven’t really been clicking with people lately, this is a week to jump back into the ‘people pool’ again. Solo? Love is in the air – and what starts out as a friendship could quickly turn into something much more serious. Invite friends and family over this weekend for an impromptu, casual dinner. It’s been too long and it’s well and truly your turn to host. And it’s a way to forgive and forget something that happened too long ago to matter anymore.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Sunday July 11, 2010

2010-07-11T12:35:00.000-07:00

me and my main man Humpf enjoying a sunny spell in Pasadena...at least the pool was warm! Not long after this pic was taken, Humpf got stung by a bee and swelled up in the face - eyes shut tight and all. Lucky I had my calm Scorpio and Gemini next to me as I was all set to run to the vet on a Saturday night. The swelling was bad and Humpf was very upset and rubbing himself all over the place trying to work out what had happened to him. After a few hours the swelling went down, his eyes reopened and all was well with the world - again. Drama!

Runyon this morning - overcast, humid and busy. Leo ex Laker Rick Fox - ex hubby of Pisces Vanessa Williams too - jumped over Humpf and didn't break a sweat doing it - then again Humpf is pretty small!

I see that LiLo has fired her attorney and hired a new one in an attempt to find a way to get her off her 3 month jail sentence. Good luck with that LiLo. Pisces Carrie Underwood married her man while Pisces Emily Blunt and Libra Jon Krasinski also wed in Italy. 2 Pisces on the same day!

My girl from Melbourne Melissa the Gemini arrives today from NYC where she has had a 'blast'. Not quite sure if she is going to continue blasting in LA - Humpf and I in bed by 11pm! LOL. This will be 'quiet time' for her! Hopefully the weather will improve. It really has been a pretty miserable summer so far.

Today's birthdays include Lisa Rinna and Richie Sambora - both of who look like they've been stung by bees - too much plastic surgery birthday peeps!

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes.

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Saturday July 10, 2010

2010-07-10T11:43:00.000-07:00

Humphrey and his first haircut...it's all grown back now and he's a little dirty boy again...

Capricorn Mel Gibson is really in hot water now. William Morris have dropped his like a hot racist potato after more allegations and details came out about what he 'said'/screamed etc at his baby mumma fellow goat Oksana. He is really on the fast track to nowhere isn't he? Shame that it all went so horribly wrong for him but like fellow Capricorn Tiger Woods, he's only got himself to blame.

Taping him was below the belt but necessary for this women to prove once and for all to the world that Mel is a monster. Not only did he degrade Oksana but he threatened her life too.

Mel Gibson has been recorded using racist language in a foul mouthed tirade against Oksana Grigorieva, the mother of his nine month old daughter.

Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva are locked in a custody dispute over the child.

Gibson, 54, was reported to have ranted at her: “You’re an embarrassment to me. You look like a ——- pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n—— it will be your fault.”

The tapes have been ordered to be sealed by a judge in the case but Radar, the celebrity website, claimed to have heard them.

Gibson was also said to have shouted; “How dare you act like such a bitch when I have been so ——- nice?

“I am going to come and burn the ——- house down. But you will —- me first.”

The Oscar-winning director and actor was also said to have called Miss Grigorieva, 40, a “whore” and “——- fake.”

The celebrity website TMZ also said it had confirmed the remarks on the tapes. It claimed Miss Grigorieva also has a series of explosive emails from the star.

Last month both Gibson and Miss Grigorieva took out restraining orders against each other.

Gibson’s lawyer has previously accused Miss Grigorieva of “deceitful conduct” in the custody battle and of making “sensationalist allegations.” In 2006 Gibson, the star of Mad Max and Braveheart, shocked the world when he launched an anti-Semitic rant after being arrested for drink driving.

According to an arrest report Gibson, who directed The Passion of the Christ, was belligerent and said: “——- Jews.

And now you're agentless in LA Mel. You're done. Think Taurus Chris Brown done.

Happy 30th birthday to Jessica Simpson. She's dating footballer Eric Johnson - a Virgo and a good match for her. Earth and water make mud and mud sticks.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

xoxo

Friday July 9, 2010

2010-07-09T10:59:00.000-07:00

2 Aquarians - Daphne and Humphrey having fun in the sun in Pasadena...I think Humpf was barking...again..i have just ordered a sensor thingy to shut him up...we shall see - I blame the Maltese in him...they're yappers...

Lunching and quaffing vino at The Grove yesterday I spied 'Talk Soup' and 'Community' star - Scorpio - Joel McHale coming out of a shop and looking more than a little pissed. We get it Joel. You're a big star now and can't be bothered with the 'little people'. A few words of advice - don't shop at the Grove! It's a very busy place and there are lots of people there seeking a glimpse of a celebrity. Send a minion to do your shopping maybe?

I saw 'Twilight' - finally - the Eclipse - loved it - must be amazing to be a part of that franchise! Definitely I am team Edward. Rob Pattinson is so charming, tall and handsome. A Taurus like George Clooney, he has a softness and natural way of being that appeals to everyone.

I see Libra Kim Kardashian is acting as a provider for hot mess Cancer Lindsay Lohan - dropping off Chinese food to her and being a support for her. Why? Why are people pandering to this trainwreck? People would give their right arm to be in her situation. To have the fame and fortune she has. Not to mention the talent. Yet she squandered it. I do feel sorry for her in that her parents are crazy and they continue to prop her up and make money off her fame. But we all have stories of parents who weren't available or healthy in some way or another - and were not all drunk driving and doing drugs and hooked on prescription pills. Or showing up 8 hours late to photo shoots and movie shoots and all the other things LiLo has wracked up on her resume of late.

Don't understand the connection between Kim and LiLo at all. Would suggest Kim stay away from that mess. Her and her family aren't fans of sister Kourtney's man Scott - who enjoys a drink or six..so why be in cahoots with a drug addict? Kim doesn't drink much alcohol at all - she is basically a non drinker - so once again why she would want to be around such a negative influence is beyond me.

Today's birthdays include Tom Hanks, Courtney Love & Jimmy Smits.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

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Thursday July 8, 2010

2010-07-08T10:18:00.000-07:00

cutie patooties - both of em! Scorpio Michelle and Aquarius ladies man Humphrey B Bear, who has taken to sand surfing down the hills at Runyon...i call it the landslide effect...as he's trying to cause one for sure! he's such a boy! And he's thoroughly spoilt of course!

Not one is that upset Cancer Lindsay Lohan has landed in so much hot water and is going to jail. No one seems to care either. She has burnt more than one of her many bridges and with her F*UCK nail she really made everyone roll their eyes in disgust.

Emmy Awards announced today with the adorable Cancer Sofia Veraga announcing the nominees. She is beyond a sexy mumma...and is a natural blonde...she dyes her hair darker because that's what people want - blond sexy Spanish women don't work as well as dark sexy Spanish women...and she's probably right!

Over the weekend a New Moon/solar eclipse in Cancer focuses on starting new projects that involve women and new projects - like restaurants and real estate.

Today's birthdays include Kevin Bacon, Beck, Sophia Bush and Jaden Smith who's breaking box office records with his 'Karate Kid' movie.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

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Wednesday July 7, 2010

2010-07-07T10:39:00.000-07:00

Auntie Susanne - Leo - and Aquarius Humphrey - he was so little!

Cancerian Lindsay Lohan is going to the pokey - and for 3 months! Talk at the Hollywood dog park was of nothing else but her demise. Weve known it was coming...and daddy Michael Lohan was in court, crying, before being whisked away in a limo. Michael seems to think the 'system failed her'. What about her PARENTS??? And what happened to his fiance Kate Major? he's got a new girlfriend now...whatever - why do these women date him?

Doubt she will do 3 months hard time. The LA jails are overcrowded and Aquarius Paris Hilton didn't serve her full time due to overcrowding. They should put LL in jail today - not July 20 - she's a danger to herself. And LL what's with the rude message on your nail? Seriously? What's wrong with you? (LOaded question for sure).

Last season's bachelorette Jillian Michaels and her pick Ed have split. The Bachelor franchise stressing for sure. Jake and Vienna, Jillian and Ed. All in the same time frame. Not good for ratings for sure.

Sad news that Kelsey Grammer and his wife have split, apparently over Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Camille wants her time to shine and Kelsey is very much against the show, so they have split. Very sad - they have been married 13 years and 2 kids. Shame they couldn't work it out.

Lindsay please behave yourself and get yourself ready for the clink! Dye that terrible blond hair back to your natural red/brunette and take the 3 months to read, relax, dry out and reflect on the life you have destroyed. You're a young girl and you can recover from this. Pisces Drew Barrymore did. She ought to be your role model.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

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Tuesday July 6, 2010

2010-07-06T10:29:00.000-07:00

there she is - the Hollywood sign - and it's sunny! Quite amazing - it's been cold, damp and miserable in LA for some time now...as they sweat it out back East 103 degrees in NYC! Can you imagine?

So what did we all think of the Bachelor/ette last night? Ali's time with her 5 remaining men was rushed in order to fulfill our need to see Jake and Vienna hate on each other on the couch, with an uncomfortable looking Chris Harrison trying to ask sensible questions...

Aquarius Jake is as hard as nails - as hard as his rock hard abs. He's really OFF - he's cold and yes he seems mean. I'm on team Vienna after last night. I think the whole reason Jake was so pissed off with Vienna is that she pocketed $100,000 from her tell all interview and he got nothing. We all know he's a fame whore, but he's a cheap bastard too. He feels he's been supporting Vienna while she's been here in LA supporting him...so he's probably feeling as is she should hand over the money! She is way too young to be engaged or even in a relationship. Her immaturity came through last night bigtime. She's been married once before already! Leave the boys alone Vienna and focus on YOU. However I do feel that what she says is more truth than non truths. Apparently the producers begged her to do ANOTHER follow up show after last night and she wanted $150,000 to do it! You go girl!

Jake - you're in the right place in the right business. You're cold and hard enough to deal with the cultural vacuum that is LA and with the plastic fantastic people that live here. LA is a city without a soul. You Jake have no soul. A perfect match.

I have come to the realization that I am invisible here in LA. My 18 years in NYC spoilt me. Men actually took notice of me in NY. Here I am too fat, too old, too...whatever. Going out in NY, men would always buy me and my friends a drink or at least talk to us. Not here. Everyone exists in their bubble and are out for what they can get. Not a good fit for me at all. I love the weather but that's about it. It's a beautiful place full of empty souls. Sad.

Speaking of sad, Cancers George Michael and Lindsay Lohan can't seem to get it sorted. George is drunk driving again and LL looks like she's headed to rehab or jail or the nunnery yet again...

Today's birthdays include Sly Stallone and 50c.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

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Monday July 5, 2010

2010-07-05T10:37:00.000-07:00

why so serious Humpf? He's probably worried about tonight's Bachelorette - with stupid cold hearted snake Jake the Aquarius and weepy, sensitive Pisces Vienna cutting into our girl Ali's time with her guys! How much $$$$ do you think the producers of the Bachelor paid Jake and V to appear on tonight's show? Alot. I don't think Jake comes cheap these days and now that Florida Vienna has had a taste of the rich and famous lifestyle...she will want the big bucks too.

Can't wait to see what unfolds! Jake is the epitome of an Aquarius. Emotionally detached, cool, some would say even cruel, while Pisces Vienna is emotional, sensitive and so willing and ready to be in love - even if that love is/was never returned. Jake picked Vienna due to the fact that everyone hated her on the show! Not becuase he loved her. He might have wanted to have sex with her for a few months...but apparently he didn't even want to do that!

So all eyes on the Bachelorette tonight at 8pm, as well as getting to see Jake angry and maybe even showing some sort of emotion!! The talk continues that Jake is gay. Give it a while and see if he doesn't come out of the closet in some sort of prime time special...he has to keep interest in him alive so he can stay out of the friendly skies flying planes and fulfill his wish of becoming 'an 'actor'.

Today's birthday is Huey Lewis!

So it's Monday and even though it's a holiday...Astrogirl is still working to bring you your weekly stars...

Aries (March 21 – April 20)

Uranus changes direction this week, leaving your sign and lingering in retrograde territory for a while. With Mars and Saturn in your sixth house of hard work, the time to knuckle down is well and truly here. Plus the time to cop some criticism and take it on the chin has arrived. Cattiness is in! Sunday’s solar eclipse in your home and family zone helps clear up a long held misunderstanding with a family member. Let it go girls. You’ve got your pound of flesh.

Taurus (April 21 – May 21)

Take off this weekend if you can with Sunday’s solar eclipse encouraging you to see some sights and relax. Even if you spend one night in a different bed (with someone different perhaps?), you’ll feel revitalized. And while your job situation may seem super stressful to you, it’s actually a great time for you to make moves. Saturn and Mars in your self-fulfillment and creative zone has you coming up with brilliant ideas, impressing your bosses and blowing coworkers minds. Watch for jealousy to ruin everything later on…

Gemini (May 22 – June 21)

Usually the busy bee of the zodiac, you’ll be busiest at home this week and throughout the month. Now’s the time to clear out your closets, your garage, your car and your handbag and bring everything back to basics. ‘Less is more and just a dab will do’ is your motto to live by over the next few weeks girls. Financially you will start to feel things are finally picking up thanks to the energy of Sunday’s solar eclipse in your money zone. That doesn’t mean you replace all the stuff you threw out with new purchases!

Cancer (June 22 – July 22)

Get set to thrive over the next few weeks and months! That’s the loud and clear message the Universe is sending you this weekend, with the New Moon/solar eclipse in your sign. Tap into this fresh lunar energy directed your way and set an ambitious path of personal achievement and new directions for the next twelve months. You’ll get the benefit of Mars (aligned with the New Moon) and all the initiative and incentive it represents. Brainstorm your way to success!

Leo (July 23 – August 23)

Mars in your self-esteem zone is working your very last nerve. You’re expecting way too much of yourself right now. Beating up on yourself comes naturally, but when you turn your attention to others, it’s not so nice. Stop projecting your shortcomings, fears and insecurities on others. Instead, realize what you need to change about yourself or work on and just do it. Stop getting up in everyone else’s business and focus on making you better than ever! You’re losing friends faster than you realize.

Virgo (August 24 – September 23)

July is friendship month and with busy Mars in your sign, you have the energy required to keep up with all of your various social commitments. Favourable planetary alignments this week including Sunday’s solar eclipse bring with it a chance to reconnect with old friends as well as make new friends. Something that isn’t easy for you as you tend to stick to ‘the tried and true’. Just make sure you aren’t projecting your wants and needs onto others who are just plugging along minding their business.

Libra (September 24 – October 23)

Your career (or perhaps lack of one) comes under scrutiny this week with a solar eclipse shining on your tenth house along with the Sun in the same part of your chart. Do whatever needs to be done in order to get ahead and flourish. Lucky Jupiter in your relationship zone helps out too. Someone takes a liking to you and could very well put in the right word with the right person at the right time. A new dating relationship could be on shaky ground. Don’t put too much work into it just yet.

Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)

Make networking one of your top priorities this week and throughout July. Schmooze it up with anyone who might have something to offer you. Do keep your personal life separate from your home life however. You usually do, but be even more aware of it. Once Venus kicks into high gear in your career zone next week, there’s no stopping your rise to the tippy top. Job hunting? Send out as many c.v.’s as possible. Also be willing to listen to an offer from your current job.

Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)

Money and the way you spend it and use it is coming under cosmic fire this week and throughout July. Sunday’s solar eclipse in your eighth house of joint resources has you wondering whether you can afford to get rid of your flatmate and go it alone, or finally pay back your ‘loan’ to your parents/sibling. Be thrifty and save and check all financial statements. A raise is very possible for some of you. Make sure you are super appreciative when a bone gets thrown your way.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

Your relationships get a nice boost from this weekend’s solar eclipse. Close ties deepen and a pretty new love connection could heat up. You’ll also have a chance to add new faces to your circle, possibly while traveling. Some of you could reconnect with an ex -the one that got away and this time, you have more of the power. Your ruler Saturn is getting ready to leave the safety net of Virgo later this month. Career and or domestic change is on your cosmic horizon.

Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)

All your hard work is finally paying off. Your good deeds (and even your minor mess ups) are being recognized and appreciated. Heading back to school or taking a course is something that will put you in the front running for a big promotion. Sunday’s solar eclipse in your hard work zone is also a great day for those of you looking to jump off a sinking ship to find a new and exciting job. And finally, get your lazy bum to the gym or for a long walk around the block!

Pisces (February 20 – March 20)

Romance is in the air – but it could be a little tricky to start off with. A Cancer you already ‘kind of know’ could literally steal your heart when you’re not looking. You’re the social bee of the zodiac right now. You can lie on the couch and watch TV any time. If you’re invited, go! Hosting a dinner party is also something you’ll enjoy doing. Mars and Saturn in your relationship zone continue to guide you towards people who make you a better person.

Sunday July 4, 2010

2010-07-04T10:05:00.000-07:00

Happy 4th of July - this is a picture from Carmel - beautiful part of the world...

The press and the paparazzi are quiet today - it's the birthday of the USA and everyone is sleeping in, behaving themselves!

I see the next season of the Terrell Owens show starts next week - they have been filming at Runyon for months. Entourage, Hung and the Bachelorette still getting my big ol booty on the couch every week!

Check out my website for a monthly report on your sign - http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

today's birthdays include Malia Obama, George Steinbrenner & Geraldo Rivera.

Till tomorrow and your weekly forecast,

Astrogirl

Saturday July 3, 2010

2010-07-03T09:55:00.000-07:00

my little baby is all grown up now...5 months old..and had his first haircut...

So what's in store in July? It's an intense month for sure. Uranus and Jupiter both retrograde in Aries, the first sign of the zodiac. Let's have a look at what the month of July holds and who is going to be most affected in my July celebscope...

BY ASTROGIRL

So who’s a Crab? Just be looking at our list below you’ll know just how emotional/sensitive and needy these celebs are. All Cancer hallmarks.

* Jessica Simpson

* Tom Cruise

* Courtney Love

* Kevin Bacon

* Lindsay Lohan

* Adrien Grenier

* Ed Westwick

* Lisa Rinna

* 50c

* Gisele Bunchen

* Vin Diesel

* Will Ferrell

* Pam Anderson

* Missy Elliott

* David Hasselhoff

As you can see from the above list of characters, Cancers are a very emotional bunch! Lindsay Lohan, Tom Cruise, David Hasselhoff and hot mess Courtney Love. We can’t help but be drawn to Cancers though. Princess Diana was a Cancer and she really tugged at our heart strings. And still does, many years after she passed. No one has and no one will ever replace her as the media darling and Princess. She was on the cover of every magazine – week in and week out - in Australia, Europe and even the States. Her son William is a Cancer (a cusper) and he too is very sensitive looking and desperately shy, where as his brother Harry, a Scorpio, is much more aggressive and confident.

July is a tricky month. Saturn, the planet of focus and discipline moves into Libra, the planet of balance and harmony. Saturn has spent the last 2 years in Virgo, an earth sign – very strong and detailed oriented. In Libra, Saturn is going to allow itself to be much more easy going and go with the flow and that is going to help everyone.

Libran celebs who will really find Saturn’s presence a good thing are Susan Sarandon – who separated from her partner of many years Tim Robbins – a fellow Libran. She is going to feel much freer to do the things she wants to do going forward. Gwyneth Paltrow will come to a decision about her often rocky marriage to stay at home grumbly Pisces Chris Martin. Very different personalities and you rarely see them together anymore.

Gwen Stefani is supposedly pregnant with her 3rd child and due this year even – congrats to her if it’s confirmed and what a great year for a Libran to have a baby!

Uranus and Jupiter, the planets of unexpected happenings and good luck both go out of phase in Aries. All sorts of calamities are going to hit home in Aries land. Russell Crowe, Alec Baldwin, Mariah Carey and Jennifer Garner to name just a few Aries that spring to mind.

However it’s CAPRICORNS who seem to be going through the roughest year of all. Mel Gibon and his Russian baby mumma Oksana, also a Capricorn. Tiger Woods and Elin – both goats and heading for a very expensive divorce. Mel and Oksana have both taken out restraining orders against each other with Oksana now claiming Mel gives her $0 towards the baby and that he knocked some of her teeth out! Vicious and very public. Mel must wish he would have stayed married to long suffering ex wife of 20 plus years Robyn!

Taurus Chris Brown, the ex boyfriend of Aquarian songstress Rihanna is attempting yet another comeback. He appeared on the BET Awards last night (Black Entertainment Television) and did an amazing tribute to recently passed Virgo Michael Jackson – but then lost it on stage and sobbed like a baby. By why was he crying and so upset everyone asked? His loss of his career perhaps? Knowing the BET Awards were his last shot? Knowing that a lot of the audience were wondering what the hell he was doing on stage? Or was he really upset about the passing of MJ? He’s a 21 year old kid. MJ was a 50 year old man. And yes he was a superstar but way before Chris Brown’s time. So it’s hard to really know what was up with the waterworks…

Prince was honoured with the Lifetime Achievement Award at the BET Awards. He looks like he’s 15! Seriously. He’s a funny little guy…Gemini – the Peter Pan of the zodiac. He’s 52! And he hasn’t got a line on his face. He’s currently dating 33 year old Bria Valente – one of the most amazing creatures you have ever seen! A goddess! He only dates the most beautiful women – remember Mayte Garcia he was married to? He kind of leans towards women She dated Libra Tommy Lee for a while..going from Prince to Tommy Lee…

Lindsay Lohan’s family just got busted using her VIP Carvel ice-cream card for themselves – without LL’s permission! Dina Lohan was asked not to use the card anymore. Cheapskates! Can LL’s life get any crazier? From her singlet wearing dad (who’s engaged to Kate Majors who used to date Aries loser Jon Goselin), to her mum who steals her VIP ice cream card and uses it!

Juries out on Gemini Russell Brand and Scorpio Katy Perry. Hard for a man to change his life that much. No booze, no drugs, no other women…expect her…it’s all good now while they’re madly in love but how long before he goes back to his wandering penis ways? As for Aries Kristen Stewart and Taurus Rob Pattinson…are they or aren’t they? Enough with the teasing. Is this a publicity stunt like Aquarius Jennifer Aniston and Capricorn Gerard Butler? If so, it’s very embarrassing for all involved.

I see that Leo Sandra Bullock’s divorce is finalized from disgusting Aries Jesse James. All very sad though. A good example of a bad boy turned good turned really bad again.

Sagittarius Miley Cyrus is proving that she is happy to follow in her fellow Sag footsteps of Sag slags Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. Cover up child! Way too young to be so provocative. But then again, Britney and Christina did it and Christina is still doing it.

Aries Lady GaGa getting a lot of backlash lately with her latest antics. She’s been showing up at the Yankees baseball stadium drunk, in her underwear and carrying on in Taurus Jerry Seinfeld’s VIP box. What’s wrong with people? Oh yeh…fame. Money. And copying Madonna’s every move.

Till tomorrow,

Keep your ears and eyes open,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

xoxo

Friday July 2, 2010

2010-07-02T10:21:00.000-07:00

what you lookin at? Wake me up when it's time to party!!

Well Capricorn Mel Gibson has really done it this time hasn't he? On tape, on the record, 'n word' and the 'c word' and threatening to burn his baby mumma's house down. He definitely has a temper and it's out of control right now. Oksana taped him and wow - did she get the motherload! Capricorns - they really are having a rough year. Tiger Woods and Mel Gibson have really been in the news in 2010 - and for all the wrong reasons.

Now Taurus Renee Zellweger...can we NOT see another picture of you in your workout gear? Are you planning on getting married in your sweats? Everytime you are photographed with or without beau Capricorn Bradley Cooper you're in your work out gear. How about some cargo pants and a t-shirt for a change? Pretty please?

Sudden divorce happening with Pisces Kelsey Grammer and his wife Camille - a Virgo - sad but true. Not word why (irreconcilable differences) what's new? July is going to be quite the month for breaking up and making up with Uranus and Jupiter both retrograding in Aries this month - the planet of act first, think later. We shall see more of these sudden and unexpected break ups for sure.

Today's birthday includes Curb's Larry David, Lindsay Lohan and Ashley Tisdale...quite the crew!

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Thursday July 1, 2010

2010-07-01T10:15:00.000-07:00

my Taurus the bull sister Georgie and myself in Melbourne Australia last year. It's funny but a lot of people call their dogs Georgie! I met a dog yesterday called Georgie, however his full name is George Michael. The dog parks in LA are very interesting places. Gemini Anne Heche yesterday with herAustralian shepherd looking slim and trim. Love her in 'Hung' - love the show! Hung and Entourage - what could be better?

Speaking of Entourage, what has Leo Jeremy Piven done to his hairline? He's done something. And this week Cancer Adrien Grenier cuts his hair off and finally we get to see what he really looks like - he's been hiding behind that mop for too long!

And speaking of mops, what's up with Sagittarius agent/bodyguard/boyfriend of fellow Sag Britney Spears Jason Trawick? He looks like a derro (homeless person in Australia - short for derelict). He's lost it - if he ever had it. Good job Brit! Money can't buy you class as the Countess says. Money should however buy you a pair of shoes and a haircut! Is she running a cult that believes in being the great unwashed? Seriously - get a grip you two!

Elin Woods is set to get 75% of cheater Tiger Woods fortune. Both Capricorns, they are hashing out their deal as we speak/write/read this. Tiger is not allowed to introduce his kids to any of his hoochies until he is ready to get remarried. Best thing for Tiger is not to ever marry again and wear condoms!

Today's birthdays include Pam Anderson, Missy Elliott, Liv Tyler and Princess Diana RIP.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

http://www.astrogirl.com.au/

Wednesday June 30, 2010

2010-06-30T10:27:00.000-07:00

Humphrey's first haircut! ALA MUTT at Toluca Lake - he was a big hit - they kept him there 3 hours!

Before I took him however I dropped by the dogpark on Lake Hollywood Drive - under the Hollywood sign. Tripping across the lawn towards me was Scorpio Parker Posey, with a cup of tea in a china cup in her hand...and a very weird outfit on - for being anywhere, let alone the dog park. She was with her black and white French Bulldog Olive and had hammer pants on - black with sparkles, a pink cropped jacket on and sandals that didn't quite work in the dirty dog park. She was talking in a fake and very bad English accent and quite the scene stealer! She threw her leftover dregs of tea out on the lawn much to the delight of the dogs who rushed over to see what it was. Meanwhile, I was on my way to the groomers and all I could think of was her movie 'Best in Show'. Classic and very LA!

I see that Alicia Key's fiance Swiss Beatz owes the IRS $2.2 million in back taxes. He didn't pay any taxes in 2008. Yet Alicia is rocking a 7 carat ring on her finger. How does that work? Did she pay for it herself perhaps?
Quite amazing how these celebrities who make more money in one year than 'normal people' make in a lifetime can't manage to pay their taxes and have to declare bankruptcy in some cases. Like Teresa and JoE Guidice from Housewives of Jersey - who have spent $11 million and now are declaring bankruptcy. How does that work?

Today's birthdays include Mike Tyson, Fantasia Barrino and Michael Phelps.

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

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