So Mercury retrograde continues to do his thing and mess up our world. Everyone I have spoken to of late seems to be feeling his clutches and not in a good way. September is set to be a month when through the 11th we continue to feel the wrath of Mercury retrograde, but by mid-month, things will improve.
Let's have a look see what to expect with our celebs in September...
SEPTEMBER CELEB REPORT
BY ASTROGIRL
Virgos – the virgins of the zodiac…yeh right!
Look at the list of Virgos below…and you’ll see that some of the sexiest people in Hollywood are Virgos…and some of the guys have been busted for all sorts of sexual shenanigans…
* Blake Lively
* Keanu Reeves
* Beyonce
* Harry Connick Jr
* LeAnn Rimes
* Ryan Phillippe
* Amy Winehouse
* Nicole Ritchie
* Jack Black
* Jennifer Hudson
* Adam Sandler
* Heidi Montag
* Hugh Grant
* Rachel Zoe
* Prince Harry
* Salma Hayek
* Lance Armstong
* Cameron Diaz
* Richard Gere
While July and August were the months of weddings and splits (in that order), September is clean up month. With the Sun in Virgo, Mercury retrograde in Virgo through September 11 and a New Moon in Virgo September 8, September is very much a month to get everything in order for our wayward celebs.
The splits and break ups were quite amazing in August. Jonathon Schaech and his bride of one month Jana Kramer from One Tree Hill who like his first wife Christina Applegate is a Sagittarius. Virgos and Sags don’t work well together and Jonathon needs to find himself a Taurus or Capricorn next time around. Leo Mad Men star Elizabeth Moss split from her hubby of one year Sagittarius Fred Armisen, Sagittarius Miley Cryus split with her Aussie boy Liam Hemsworth, a Capricorn, while Virgo Heidi Montag and Leo loser hubby Spencer Pratt finally filed their divorce papers.
I think once Mercury goes forward September 11 a lot more information about these breakups and make ups (Spencer and Heidi are rumoured to be back together already). Libra ladies man John Mayer is rumoured to be back with his former lady love Aquarius Jennifer Aniston. Three times a charm I guess! There’s a 10 year age gap with these two and as much as we want Jenn to be happy, John is not the answer.
January Jones a gorgeous Capricorn who is the star of Mad Men is happily hooked up with Jason Sudeikis, a Virgo, and star of Saturday Night Live and a few bit parts in movies. She is a dead ringer for Scorpio Grace Kelly and has dated Aquarius Ashton Kutcher who told her she would never make it as an actress. August 29 she’s nominated for an Emmy – which is the equivalent of an Academy Award for TV actors. So stick that in your pipe Ashton and smoke it!
Britney Spears and her fellow Sagittarius man Jason Trawick continue to seem happy. Pictured frolicking in Hawaii with Jason, they do indeed look as if they are going to go the distance. Britney has made no secret of her desire to have a daughter. She’s 28 now and finally maturing but she is still a fragile child and I think she is still taking it one day at a time. She is in the studio working on an album so that is good news. She needs to keep busy like all Sags.
Tiger and Elin are divorced. Elin had a 5 page spread in People magazine and it was a very honest, sad and upfront story about her marriage and divorce and finding out about Tiger’s betrayals. It’s said Elin got about $100 million in the divorce settlement. That’s plenty of money to last her a lifetime and make sure her children and her family are looked after. I hope she finds a nice guy, settles down and has more kids or whatever it is she wants. She’s lucky she got out when she did. Tiger was getting away with his cheating ways for way too long. It could have gone on for years. Thanksgiving will never be the same for Tiger, his family and Elin!
Aries Kate Hudson and her beau Gemini Matt Bellamy seem to be doing really well and it’s nice to see Kate laughing with someone who isn’t as high profile as Leo Yankee star Alex Rodriguez, who is still seeing Virgo Cameron Diaz. Alex sure likes those leggy blonds.
Madonna’s daughter Lourdes, a Libra, launched her own clothing line at Macy’s at the tender age of 13. Taylor Momsen from Gossip Girl is the spokesperson/model. Not sure about that choice – Taylor kinda looks like a drug addict in a way. Taylor is young though and famous and a rock and roll chick. There’s something slightly OFF about her though.
Taurus Hills star Audrina Patridge is booked to be a contestant on ‘Dancing with the Stars’. That will be really interesting – she isn’t the sharpest pencil in the box and one wonders if she has rhythm? One wonders what’s going to happen to everyone from the Hills? Heidi has a sex tape she’s shopping with one or two other women involved. I knew she would get into soft porn. What else is left for her and Spencer? Spencer truly is the face of evil and Heidi is just too dumb to do anything to stop him.
Congrats to Taurus Miranda Kerr and Capricorn Orlando Bloom who are expecting a baby. How beautiful is that child going to be? Aries Mariah Carey is looking very preggers lately but no confirmation as yet. Her and Nick Cannon will have a beautiful baby too.
Libra Kelly Preson preggers at 47 with hubby Aquarius John Travolta. A very unexpected and welcome baby for this couple who are still in mourning over the death of their son Jett. It’s amazing what leaps and bounds science and medicine has made. A woman of 47 can have a baby without too much concern and fanfare. A very exciting time indeed for the Travolta’s.
It will be interesting to see what media cover ups we see in September. Stories will be shut down before they even get going and no doubt the various scandals that have been going on will die a slow death. September is clean up month for sure.
Today's birthdays include Richard Gere & Chris Tucker.
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
xoxo
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