So it's August! Amazing. 2010 is flying by isn't it? Let's look and see what is in store for our naughty celebs.
AUGUST 2010 CELEB REPORT
BY ASTROGIRL
Leos – this month’s birthday sign and the most represented sign in the Hollywood line up…
Check out the list below and put all these names in your Leo pipe and smoke it…it’s an agent’s dream list!
* Madonna
* Robert De Niro
* Charlize Theron
* Ben Affleck
* J Lo
* Jeremy Piven
* Anna Paquin
* Julian McMahon
* Sandra Bullock
* Sean Penn
* Halle Berry
* Barack Obama
* Melanie Griffith
* Bill Clinton
* Taylor Momsen
* Eric Bana
* Melanie Griffith
* Antonio Banderas
August is a crunch month for everyone, with Mercury going out of phase in Virgo – the sign that craves and demands perfection. There are sure to be some bad P.R. stunts and news out of Hollywood this month, with Mercury out of phase in one of the signs it rules.
The biggest news here in Hollywood is Capricorn Mel Gibson, Cancer Lindsay Lohan & Sagittarius Brad Pitt shaving his beard off! LOL. Plus the amazing amount of celeb weddings of late – Taurus Megan Fox & Cancer Brian Austin Green, Pisces Emily Blunt & Libran John Krasinski, long time lovers Scorpio Calista Flockhart & Cancer Harrison Ford, Pisces Carrie Underwood married hockey player Gemini Mike Fisher, Taurus Penelope Cruz married her hottie Pisces Javier Bardem and comedian Martin Lawrence an Aries married his long time girlfriend. That’s a lot in one month!
Capricorn Mel Gibson has eclipsed Tiger Woods in Capricorn disaster for the sign! Meanwhile his gold digging Russian gal pal Oksana is a Capricorn too! I must say she’s super brave to be doing all this – putting the tapes online and showing pictures of her banged up teeth. Mel has friends in high places and I would be scared to do all of this – living in a big house on my own – let’s hope she has security and a couple of big dogs!! Apparently Mel wants his ex wife Virgo Robyn back but she’s got her money (approx $500 million) and is dating someone and doing great. Good for you Robyn!
Mel’s career is done – if not for good – for a long time – so he needs to hide out somewhere and lick his wounds – he sounded so upset and angry on the tapes! I think he really did love Oksana and he felt he left his wife and his life for her and then she decided he was crazy and didn’t want him in her life, her house (which he bought her) or near their child Lucia. Fair enough he cracked it, but…surely he knew he was being recorded? Her answers are so robotic and she doesn’t get upset at all in case he hangs up – she needs him to keep talking/threatening. Surely he realized something was up? Anyway, it’s done now. It’s all on radar online and you can read it online and some of it is pretty upsetting.
If he really did hit her and break her teeth…he doesn’t have a leg to stand on. Plus he did threaten her more than once and that too doesn’t look good for him in the lawsuit case coming up. It’s all about money and extortion and Mel has fallen for the age old gold digger trick and had a baby with it…so he has 18 years of child support to pay.
Cancer Lindsay Lohan is still in the slammer – surprising – because from all reports, the prisons here in LA are so overcrowded, she was going to be out in a few days. Out of her 90 days she’s expected to only do 14. Her cell is tiny, she’s on lockdown for 23 hours a day and gets to shower every second day. I don’t know if that’s such an issue for her though – she always looks abit grotty! What’s her next move going to be? She needs to sober up, get clean and find a great role (like Halle’s Monster Ball/Charlize Theron’s Monster/) and rock our world with her acting chops.
Rehab is the new black here in LA. Lilo is going in as soon as she gets out of the slammer, no doubt Mel Gibson will go into rehab for anger management, Jesse James went in for something, and now Celeb Rehab has scored Rachel Uchitel, the infamous Tiger whore on the show! We will all watch the show just to get a look at the goods and what made Tiger so crazed that he risked and lost everything for her. She is the ultimate temptress that’s for sure. Apparently the show paid her $500,000 US for her to be on the show.
Cancer cutie Jessica Simpson just turned 30, landed a guest role on ‘Entourage’ and a new man – footballer Virgo Eric Johnson, hot off a divorce and very much into Jess. After her bad break up with Taurus Tony Romo (who’s now dating Chace Crawford’s sister Candace), it’s a wonder she’d do another jock..but there you go. Aquarius Jennifer Aniston is dating Capricorn Christopher Gartin, who is going through a bad divorce with his ex Aussie wife Joanne Gartin – a wedding planner. Let’s hope this one works out for Jen!
Sagittarius Britney Spears looks like she’s been riding the crazy train again of late. Wild hair, no shoes, dirty looking, making funny faces at paparazzi…meanwhile her man fellow Sag Jason Trawick looks like her twin brother! He went from clean cut to homeless in a few months. Put her back on her meds and lock her back in her mansion dad!
Angelina Gemini and major movie star got paid $20 million to do SALT her new movie and is getting rave reviews. Not only did she snag Sag Brad Pitt, but she has 6 kids and seems to love her life! In recent interviews she’s come across really well – very smart, spiritual and serene. Her dad Jon Voight is back in her life and her little Shiloh looks like a little boy and it’s all very cute. She really does come across well in interviews – she’s very much a Gemini in that she has a great way with words.
Madonna’s daughter Libra Lourdes (Lola) is quite the little lady - a Libra blessed with her very own sense of style and she has great taste and has a clothing line now at Macy’s. Go Lola. She has turned out to be a really nice girl – despite her upbringing, having Guy Ritchie in her life for 10 years etc – no sign of Madonna’s son Rocco much – I wonder if she let Guy take him back to London with him in the divorce settlement?
AM sure there is more drama/gossip to share with you all but this is the major stuff happening Stateside right now.
Today's birthdays include Martha Stewart & Tom Brady.
Astrogirl
xoxo
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