Wednesday July 7, 2010

Auntie Susanne  - Leo - and Aquarius Humphrey - he was so little! 

Cancerian Lindsay Lohan is going to the pokey - and for 3 months!  Talk at the Hollywood dog park was of nothing else but her demise.  Weve known it was coming...and daddy Michael Lohan was in court, crying, before being whisked away in a limo.  Michael seems to think the 'system failed her'.  What about her PARENTS??? And what happened to his fiance Kate Major?  he's got a new girlfriend now...whatever - why do these women date him? 

Doubt she will do 3 months hard time.  The LA jails are overcrowded and Aquarius Paris Hilton didn't serve her full time due to overcrowding.  They should put LL in jail today - not July 20  - she's a danger to herself.  And LL what's with the rude message on your nail?  Seriously?  What's wrong with you?  (LOaded question for sure).

Last season's bachelorette Jillian Michaels and her pick Ed have split.  The Bachelor franchise stressing for sure.  Jake and Vienna, Jillian and Ed.  All in the same time frame.  Not good for ratings for sure. 

Sad news that Kelsey Grammer and his wife have split, apparently over Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.  Camille wants her time to shine and Kelsey is very much against the show, so they have split.  Very sad - they have been married 13 years and 2 kids.  Shame they couldn't work it out.

Lindsay please behave yourself and get yourself ready for the clink!  Dye that terrible blond hair back to your natural red/brunette and take the 3 months to read, relax, dry out and reflect on the life you have destroyed.  You're a young girl and you can recover from this.  Pisces Drew Barrymore did.  She ought to be your role model. 

Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

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