So what's in store in July? It's an intense month for sure. Uranus and Jupiter both retrograde in Aries, the first sign of the zodiac. Let's have a look at what the month of July holds and who is going to be most affected in my July celebscope...
BY ASTROGIRL
So who’s a Crab? Just be looking at our list below you’ll know just how emotional/sensitive and needy these celebs are. All Cancer hallmarks.
* Jessica Simpson
* Tom Cruise
* Courtney Love
* Kevin Bacon
* Lindsay Lohan
* Adrien Grenier
* Ed Westwick
* Lisa Rinna
* 50c
* Gisele Bunchen
* Vin Diesel
* Will Ferrell
* Pam Anderson
* Missy Elliott
* David Hasselhoff
As you can see from the above list of characters, Cancers are a very emotional bunch! Lindsay Lohan, Tom Cruise, David Hasselhoff and hot mess Courtney Love. We can’t help but be drawn to Cancers though. Princess Diana was a Cancer and she really tugged at our heart strings. And still does, many years after she passed. No one has and no one will ever replace her as the media darling and Princess. She was on the cover of every magazine – week in and week out - in Australia, Europe and even the States. Her son William is a Cancer (a cusper) and he too is very sensitive looking and desperately shy, where as his brother Harry, a Scorpio, is much more aggressive and confident.
July is a tricky month. Saturn, the planet of focus and discipline moves into Libra, the planet of balance and harmony. Saturn has spent the last 2 years in Virgo, an earth sign – very strong and detailed oriented. In Libra, Saturn is going to allow itself to be much more easy going and go with the flow and that is going to help everyone.
Libran celebs who will really find Saturn’s presence a good thing are Susan Sarandon – who separated from her partner of many years Tim Robbins – a fellow Libran. She is going to feel much freer to do the things she wants to do going forward. Gwyneth Paltrow will come to a decision about her often rocky marriage to stay at home grumbly Pisces Chris Martin. Very different personalities and you rarely see them together anymore.
Gwen Stefani is supposedly pregnant with her 3rd child and due this year even – congrats to her if it’s confirmed and what a great year for a Libran to have a baby!
Uranus and Jupiter, the planets of unexpected happenings and good luck both go out of phase in Aries. All sorts of calamities are going to hit home in Aries land. Russell Crowe, Alec Baldwin, Mariah Carey and Jennifer Garner to name just a few Aries that spring to mind.
However it’s CAPRICORNS who seem to be going through the roughest year of all. Mel Gibon and his Russian baby mumma Oksana, also a Capricorn. Tiger Woods and Elin – both goats and heading for a very expensive divorce. Mel and Oksana have both taken out restraining orders against each other with Oksana now claiming Mel gives her $0 towards the baby and that he knocked some of her teeth out! Vicious and very public. Mel must wish he would have stayed married to long suffering ex wife of 20 plus years Robyn!
Taurus Chris Brown, the ex boyfriend of Aquarian songstress Rihanna is attempting yet another comeback. He appeared on the BET Awards last night (Black Entertainment Television) and did an amazing tribute to recently passed Virgo Michael Jackson – but then lost it on stage and sobbed like a baby. By why was he crying and so upset everyone asked? His loss of his career perhaps? Knowing the BET Awards were his last shot? Knowing that a lot of the audience were wondering what the hell he was doing on stage? Or was he really upset about the passing of MJ? He’s a 21 year old kid. MJ was a 50 year old man. And yes he was a superstar but way before Chris Brown’s time. So it’s hard to really know what was up with the waterworks…
Prince was honoured with the Lifetime Achievement Award at the BET Awards. He looks like he’s 15! Seriously. He’s a funny little guy…Gemini – the Peter Pan of the zodiac. He’s 52! And he hasn’t got a line on his face. He’s currently dating 33 year old Bria Valente – one of the most amazing creatures you have ever seen! A goddess! He only dates the most beautiful women – remember Mayte Garcia he was married to? He kind of leans towards women She dated Libra Tommy Lee for a while..going from Prince to Tommy Lee…
Lindsay Lohan’s family just got busted using her VIP Carvel ice-cream card for themselves – without LL’s permission! Dina Lohan was asked not to use the card anymore. Cheapskates! Can LL’s life get any crazier? From her singlet wearing dad (who’s engaged to Kate Majors who used to date Aries loser Jon Goselin), to her mum who steals her VIP ice cream card and uses it!
Juries out on Gemini Russell Brand and Scorpio Katy Perry. Hard for a man to change his life that much. No booze, no drugs, no other women…expect her…it’s all good now while they’re madly in love but how long before he goes back to his wandering penis ways? As for Aries Kristen Stewart and Taurus Rob Pattinson…are they or aren’t they? Enough with the teasing. Is this a publicity stunt like Aquarius Jennifer Aniston and Capricorn Gerard Butler? If so, it’s very embarrassing for all involved.
I see that Leo Sandra Bullock’s divorce is finalized from disgusting Aries Jesse James. All very sad though. A good example of a bad boy turned good turned really bad again.
Sagittarius Miley Cyrus is proving that she is happy to follow in her fellow Sag footsteps of Sag slags Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. Cover up child! Way too young to be so provocative. But then again, Britney and Christina did it and Christina is still doing it.
Aries Lady GaGa getting a lot of backlash lately with her latest antics. She’s been showing up at the Yankees baseball stadium drunk, in her underwear and carrying on in Taurus Jerry Seinfeld’s VIP box. What’s wrong with people? Oh yeh…fame. Money. And copying Madonna’s every move.
Till tomorrow,
Keep your ears and eyes open,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
xoxo
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