Monday July 19, 2010

lunch at the CLiff  in Laguna - Melissa (Gemini), me (Aries), Scorpio Michelle & Leo Susanne...another beautiful day in California. 

I see Rachel Uchitel - Tiger Wood's top gal is going to be on celebrity rehab with cutie Dr Drew.  She's hooked on 'pills'.  No word as to what the pills are. Rachel is also up for a part on Celebrity Apprentice with Gemini Donald Trump.  Why are people giving her a bone?  She's not Celebrity Apprentice material!!

I have an amazing 'it's a small world' story for you.  As I told you last Friday, Melissa and I had a run in with Cancerian birthday girl Brigette Nielsen and her hottie Italian boyfriend.  Yesterday at the Hollywood Dog Park Humphrey and I ran into Brigette again!  We spoke, she remembered me, we shook hands and introduced ourselves and it was very much an LA experience in the 90 degree heat.

I took the Humpf to Runyon for a hike late last night and the redhead receptionist from 'The Office' was hiking - looking as boring and miserable and insipid as she does on the show!  YAWN. 

So what's in your stars this week?  I'm gonna tell u...

Aries (March 21 – April 20)


You’re all for excitement, but this week the Universe really lets you have it – with relentless and major changes occurring in and around your sign. Saturn, the responsible one moves into your relationship zone for the next two and a half years. The Sun and Mercury in Leo force you to confront all those things you don’t like dealing with along with an intense Full Moon in your friendship zone this weekend. Whether you’re breaking up or making up, don’t put the inevitable off any longer.


Till tomorrow,

Cosmic well wishes,

Astrogirl

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Taurus (April 21 – May 21)

Mars the energizer spends his last week in your creative zone, and most of you will be fine with bidding him goodbye. The pressure! Having to come up with hit after hit like you’re a Justin Beiber songwriter! However Saturn’s departure from your fifth house of self-fulfillment and creativity is another matter. Don’t slack off over the next few months and end up getting sacked or dragged in front of your superiors due to an average performance. A flirtation heats up this weekend. Are you sure you want to do this?

Gemini (May 22 – June 21)

One of the best weeks of the year for you, with the planet of focus Saturn setting up shop in your fun zone, the Sun joining your ruler Mercury in your chit chat zone and Sunday’s Full Moon renewing your spiritual thirst. Remember ‘what you think about you bring about’. Saturn in Libra for the next two plus years gives you a good chance at finding ‘real love’ and a fabulous career or life choice that is going to set you on the path to greater happiness.

Cancer (June 22 – July 22)

Air and fire energy is hard for you to manage and this week, some of you will feel as if you are getting lost in the cosmic shuffle. The heat is on Crabs, and thinking on your feet without involving lots of discussion is something you need to adjust to quickly. Especially this weekend, with a Full Moon shining on your eighth house of joint resources and projects. If you feel you’re being bossed around and/or manipulated, you probably are.







Leo (July 23 – August 23)

Desire is a big word in your Leo vocab and this week, you get a glimpse into the life you crave and a hunch about how to go about getting it. The Sun sets up shop in her favourite sign – yours - midweek, while a Full Moon in your relationship zone over the weekend helps you work on your ‘in and out’ friends list and downsize accordingly. Communications king Mercury in your sign is very useful at work and no one can get a single thing past you.

Virgo (August 24 – September 23)

Huge week for you with the departure of Saturn, the planet of rules and regulations leaving your sign after a two year plus stopover. He moves into your second house of self-esteem and cash flow. If you’ve been having money troubles, a very obvious answer will present itself over the next few weeks. And Mars, the instigator of the zodiac who has gotten you into all sorts of drama, fun and games over the past few months sets sail for the calmer waters of Libra too. Back to normal girls. Just the way you like it.



Libra (September 24 – October 23)

You’re in the cosmic hotseat this week and beyond girls! Saturn, the planet of focus and discipline moves into your sign this week through 2012. Saturn will get you sorted! And with a Full Moon shining on your fifth house of romance, self-fulfillment and creativity this weekend, you’re sure to realize what and who you want and how to go about getting your wishes granted. The Sun’s move into Leo, your dream zone has you aiming a little high, but you can always come down a notch or two.







Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)

Make the most of your co-ruler Mars in your hopes, dreams and wishes zone this week. You are a fixed sign and making bold moves isn’t always that easy for you. You tend to stick to your tried and true trail, even though greener pastures beckon. Be tempted off course and luxuriate in Saturn, the planet of discipline in your past karma zone for the next few years, showing you the error of your past ways and pointing out the opportunities lost and the new pathways to take.

Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)

Your ruler Jupiter goes AWOL in your self-fulfillment zone this weekend and combined with an in your face Full Moon, you will probably hate everyone around you. That’s okay though – you make hating people kinda fun! Saturn, the planet of life lessons moves into your friendship zone. A Libra will become your mentor over the next few months. While you find it hard to listen to and take advice, it will be well worth it. If you feel you owe someone important an explanation, Sunday’s the day to do it.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

Your ruler Saturn, the planet of time management and patience makes moves this week, landing up in your tenth house of career and social status through 2012. Focus on making yourself the best boss/employee you can be and forget taking short cuts. Going forward, it’s vital that you make the very most of your workplace opportunities and refuse to get caught up in office politics. Sunday’s Full Moon in your self-worth and self-esteem zone has some of you stressing about not being able to keep up with the Jones’s. Stop it now!







Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)

There’s no point in trying to force your opinion or ideas onto others. With Saturn the disciplinarian moving into your spiritual zone, you are being asked to ‘reign your grandiose dreams and schemes in just a tad’. Sunday’s Full Moon has your name written all over it! Your Full Moon is one of the four power Moons each year. This Full Moon urges us to use the next month to make connections between our individual desires and the larger picture.

Pisces (February 20 – March 20)

This week Saturn, the father figure of the zodiac leaves your relationship zone and sets up operation in your eighth house of joint projects and resources through 2012. Working with others and making business decisions with them will work for you. Even if it’s buying a dinky flat with your flaky sister. It will pay off in the longrun. Watch out you don’t forgive an ex and take him back without putting him through his paces this weekend. Full Moons in your past karma zone tend to do that.