Mel Gibson in denial. Saying he has evidence Oksana tried to extort money from him. 2 Capricorns going at it in full public view. Maybe she had to try to extort money Mel - considering you supposedly cut her off? She has 2 mouths to feed - yours and your baby girls. Plus she has a son by actor Timothy Dalton. In the future, stay away from actors girl! And don't sign anything! She signed some sort of weird prenup agreement for partners living together but not married. Under duress and 8 months pregnant. It means she gets nothing from Mel. Has to live off her credit cards and borrow money. Not cool. Feel sorry for Mel's grown kids who read about this in the papers and internet etc.
So what's in your stars this week? Enough with these raggedy celebs! LiLo's' going to jail, Mel's headed for rehab for anger management, whores are still coming out of the Tiger's closet and Chad Ochocinco's show last night was kinda embarrassing and degrading for women everywhere. He may look good but he's not a nice guy. The whole show is seedy.
Today's birthdays include Richard Simmons and Cheryl Ladd.
So what's in your stars this week? Read below. All will be revealed.
Aries (March 21 – April 20)
Probably one of the worst weeks of the year for you ahead with Venus, Mars, Saturn and the Moon all in Virgo, a nitpicky earthy Grinch and your sixth house of hard work, service to others, health and well-being. Feeling bloated? Feeling worthless? Eat yourself into a food coma and let others worry themselves into an early grave. You’ll be your own worst critic and all you can do is tell yourself ‘this too shall pass’ and do your best to crawl out of bed in the morning and go be someone’s slave for the day.
Taurus (April 21 – May 21)
You earthlings love structure, rules and regulations, so this week will be right up your cosmic alley, with Venus, Mars, Saturn and the Moon all cleaning up house in Virgo. Which happens to be your fellow earth sign and fifth house of romance, self-fulfillment and creativity. Your life is about to get a lot more ‘obvious’ and you will feel as if you have finally found your ‘niche’. Single? A Virgo man wants you and there’s nothing you can do about it but fall into line with him and let destiny lead you on a bold and beautiful adventure.
Gemini (May 22 – June 21)
Home is your haven for once this month, with Venus, Mars and Saturn enforcing a strict curfew/lockdown on you social butterflies. If your place is nothing more than a crash den, devoid of any personal effects or luxuries, now’s the time to spruce it up and start caring more about your surroundings. And do cut the fat from any overblown work projects that have taken on a life of their own. You’ve chopped and changed around enough. Rein your thought process in girls!
Cancer (June 22 – July 22)
Your sense of self is heightened midweek. Venus, Mars and Saturn in your communication zone could have you feeling as if people are making fun of you for some reason. They’re not. It’s all in your overly suspicious mind. You’re known to be somewhat of a domestic goddess so this week, cleaning out everything and anything (including gutters, drawers, your car, your garage) is actually enjoying. Just make sure you chuck out everything that needs chucking out. No sentimental breakdowns!
Leo (July 23 – August 23)
Your financial status is something that you are very aware of. You like bling and shiny new things and being broke isn’t an option for most of you. With bling queen Venus, Mars and Saturn bogged down in your cash flow and self-esteem zone this week; no doubt you are wishing you had more colourful stuff in your purse. Now’s a great time to take your old crap to a consignment shop. Your crap could be valuable to other people. Last but not least, be careful on the roads. Slow down. Take your time.
Virgo (August 24 – September 23)
Virgos rule this week! You are on the brink of having everything you ever wanted work out the way you want it to work out. Love maker Venus, instigator Mars, control freak Saturn and midweek the Moon all light up your sign. Just know that the Moon and Mars together can be compared to an artichoke – prickly on the outside, tender on the inside. Venus in your sign is like a magnet. You want him? Go get him. Same with a job, a flat, or a new bff.
Libra (September 24 – October 23)
You’re finding that you definitely do ‘reap what you sow’ Librans. Three major players in your past karma and self-conscious zone have you reeling in shock over all the things that have come ‘back to haunt you’ in some shape or form. Exe’s popping up out of the woodwork? Your old boss courting you to come back and work for him or her again? Finding out pictures of lovers that are forcing you to relive some very sweet and sour memories? Sorry girls but the hits will just keep on coming. Learn from this trip down memory lane.
Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)
Friendships and how you handle them and ‘work them’ is of utmost importance to you right now. Venus, Mars and Saturn hanging in your hopes, dreams and wishes zone makes you very aware of how important it is to surround yourself with positive and inspirational people. Leave the ‘Debbie downers’ at home and anyone who isn’t team YOU needs to be left alone too. You could decide to cut someone out of your life altogether this week/month too. Not an easy decision for you, but a very necessary one.
Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)
You’ll be an attention getter this week with Venus in your tenth house of career and social ambition. You’re the ‘go to’ person at work and for those of you thinking of jumping ship, this is a great time to do so. In fact, with Mars and Saturn in the same part of your chart, those of you with big dreams career wise really need to take advantage. Avoid sweating the small stuff this weekend and instead focus on the bigger picture (something you do well when you do it).
Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)
Single? Some of you could relaunch an old romance that failed to launch earlier. This week is one of extreme highs for you, which always bring with it a worry that you will crash and burn. This week is very much about details and being organized and precise. Tick, tick and another tick for you goats. Focus on the gifts you have (like a steel trap mind and memory) and become a mentor for someone in need (or who’s a bit of a dill!).
Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)
You’re the sign that most loves to learn new things and spread the word. So don’t take offense when your supervisor suggests you take a course or attend a boring seminar you’ve already attended. Knowledge is power and you have the gift of sharing your wisdom, so take it all as a compliment. Be careful with prickly neighbours this weekend. If someone has ‘beef’ with you, don’t let the conversation take a turn for the worst by putting your two cents worth in as well.
Pisces (February 20 – March 20)
Your friendships perk up this week and for those of you who haven’t really been clicking with people lately, this is a week to jump back into the ‘people pool’ again. Solo? Love is in the air – and what starts out as a friendship could quickly turn into something much more serious. Invite friends and family over this weekend for an impromptu, casual dinner. It’s been too long and it’s well and truly your turn to host. And it’s a way to forgive and forget something that happened too long ago to matter anymore.
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic well wishes,
Astrogirl
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