Sad news about Ted Koppel's son and his sudden death over the weekend. Aquarius Ted (who's 5'4 I just read) is a very quiet, on the down low TV personality, so this tragedy will really affect him and make him have to deal with a lot more publicity than he would like.
Details are sad - Andrew went on a bender and died in some crappy apartment way uptown - the apartment of 2 strangers - one of whom he met in a bar. 40 years old with a baby daughter. What a waste. Why he died isn't known as yet but will be soon for sure. Was he on a mission like Nicolas Cage in 'Leaving Las Vegas'? Were drugs involved?
Page 6 of the NY Post reporting that Britney and her man Jason Trawick (both Sags) got into a big argument at the Mondrian hotel in LA. Brit stormed out with Jason trailing her. Isn't she smart enough yet to realize not to carry on like that in public? Fight at home! Storm around at home! The eyes of everyone are on YOU! What's with famous people having spats in public? Then they whine about the paparazzi!
My June celebrity report below are my astro thoughts for what's in the stars for the stars in June...
Born May 22 – June 21, Gemini’s are air signs, ruled by Mercury the communicator. And their symbol is the twins – so while this represents two different people, it also represents two different mind sets. Gemini's and Librans are both very indecisive signs. And with June bringing more than the usual amount of ‘astro heat’ it will be a heady time for Gemini's and the celebs that inhabit the sign. Jupiter and Uranus are both making big moves into Aries in June – which will affect Gemini’s 11th house of hopes, dreams, wishes and friendship.
Looking at the list of Gemini's, isn’t it amazing how many music celebs are listed? Prince/Kanye/Kylie/Alanis Morisette/Paula Abdul/Pete Wentz/Paul McCartney…quite amazing. I think due to the fact that Gemini's are ruled by communicator Mercury, the spoken and written word comes easily to twins. Words, music etc roll out of their mouths and minds – Prince and Kanye are both magical lyricists. Did I mention Lauryn Hill – who has disappeared off the face of the Earth – wrote wonderful songs on her album ‘the Miseducation of Lauryn Hill’ while Sir Paul McCartney…the Beatles…hello.
So Gemini's are gifted songwriters, writers, actors and musicians. Joyce Carol Oates is one of the most gifted writers of all time – she has written countless fabulous books ‘We Were the Mulvaney’s’ being one of the best. Paul McCartney, Prince and Kanye West are 3 of the biggest selling music acts of all time. Johnny Depp, Natalie Portman and Angelina Jolie are 3 very popular actors – as are Shia LeBeouf, Michael Cera and Zoe Saldana. Donald Trump has made quite the name for himself, as have the Olsen twins and Mike Myers – who has made a small fortune with his Shrek voiceovers!
So Gemini's are talented and multi faceted. From playing tennis to designing clothes (Venus Williams), to acting and singing to producing (Prince) and to making lemonade out of lemons all the time (think of the way Liz Hurley bounced back after her failed acting career and embarrassment over the Hugh Grant saga…she married a zillionaire and became a bikini designer). The Olsen twins are zillionaires too with their clothing and accessories line at K-Mart along with their residual checks from TV. Gemini's are real survivors and always come out fighting (like our own Kylie Minogue and her public fight against breast cancer). And the Jekyll and Hyde thing does figure into the Gemini story. Look at Ms Naomi Campbell and her antics! She is a fabulous super model but she can’t behave herself and really does have anger management problems.
So what’s the word in June you ask? Cancerian Lindsay Lohan continues to age in front of our very eyes. She looked terrible at her recent court hearing in Beverly Hills May 24 – black, greasy hair, furrowed brow and daggy black suit with a white blouse way too open (no bra it looked like). She has to wear an ankle bracelet through July 6 – her next hearing – despite the pleas of her lawyer – Shawn Chapman Holley – who has represented killer Cancer OJ Simpson, idiot Aquarius Paris Hilton and bad girl gone good Virgo Nicole Ritchie.
Here in LA we continue to watch the demise of ‘The Hills’ and the continuing looney tune behavior of Leo Spencer Pratt and his plastic fantastic wife Heidi Montag – a Virgo seeking perfection. Next stop for the Pratts is soft porn. Heidi is never going to be accepted as a legitimate actress looking like that.
Spencer has been out of control lately. His anger towards everyone – especially Heidi’s mum and sister Darlene is unbelievable. Does he really think he’s going to get work out of this behavior? He’s only ever going to be Heidi’s pimp in the future. She thinks she’s like Marilyn Monroe? No girl – Marilyn was sexy. And she could act. And she didn’t have all this plastic fantastic at 23.
Aries Jesse James is trying to get the sympathy vote by appearing on ‘Nightline’ and crying over his successful mission to ruin his marriage and make him the most hated man in the world. Yes you are Jesse James. You should go hide back under whatever rock you crawled out from under. Maybe you can star in the porno with Heidi? Just a thought…
As for Bret Michaels – a wonderful creative Pisces – what a month he went through last month! An appendectomy, brain hemorrhage and a warning stroke. What next? Plus he’s got a hole in his heart. And yet he’s smiling, happy, nice, spiritual, and grounded. A great dad to his 2 gorgeous daughters and a wonderful son to his parents. Winning Celebrity Apprentice was fantastic for him and I think he should replace Libra Simon Cowell on American Idol next season. The show’s a trainwreck…Aquarius Ellen DeGeneres is not working. The show is down in ratings and isn’t working like it used to work. Pisces Bret would bring a sense of rock and roll fabulousity to the show. Plus he’s so popular right now. It would really revamp the show and get a whole new slew of viewers. GO TEAM BRET!! He deserves all the good things coming his way. Watching him on Celeb Apprentice made me realize just what a kind soul he is. Curtis Stone did well too – go Melbourne Scorpio homeboy! He and Bret had a real connection – as Scorpios and Pisces do.
Leo Sandra Bullock did a wonderful, brave thing in adopting baby Louis in the midst of award season and with all that was going on with her marriage to mongrel Jesse James. Her popularity is through the roof! Sandra and Bret Michaels should hook up! LOL…I love cosmic matchmaking…Jesse and Heidi, Sandra and Bret.
June is set to be a very exciting month, with the arrival of Uranus and Jupiter in Aries, the first sign of the zodiac and the most immature sign of the zodiac. Expect crazy things to happen through the end of July. Quickie weddings/divorces/hook ups and more! Bring it celebs!
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic Cheers,
Astrogirl
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