Tiny - adorable!Aries Paulina Porizkova has come out swinging in today's NY Post and I love it! She wisely calls Virgo Heidi Montag a "cheap plastic pool float" and has harsh words for fellow Aries Kate Hudson, who allegedly had breast implants recently. As for Leo Madonna, she goes off! "Madonna no longer looks like Madonna: what started as a sexy, well-shaped and somewhat hairy Italian girl has ended up as a cool Nordic blonde...she is starting to sort of melt away into the stew of the famous women over 50-high-cheekboned blondes who cannot frown". OUCH!
Surprised Kate Hudson went under the knife. Her small breasts suit her body. Heidi's FF's or whatever they are - they're way too big for her tiny body. Heidi looks like a 35 year old ex porn star these days. the surgery aged her overnight. She has lost her youthfullness. But she seems happy with it - even though she always looks as if she's in pain!
It's EARTH DAY today. So let's all do something green!
Today's birthdays include Jack Nicholson, Peter Frampton, John Waters and Glenn Campbell...
SO what's in your stars today?
ARIES:
Step outside your comfort zone today and do somethat that even you aren't sure about doing. You're adventurous and open to anything but sometimes you too get stuck in a rut.
Step outside your comfort zone today and do somethat that even you aren't sure about doing. You're adventurous and open to anything but sometimes you too get stuck in a rut.
TAURUS:
Trust your instincts today. Mercury retrograde is throwing a spanner in pretty much everything you do and say, but it's up to you to remain calm under pressure and make the right moves.
GEMINI:
Patience is not one of your strongest virtues. In fact some would argue you have no patience! However if you really just take the time to think before you act, it will pay off.
Patience is not one of your strongest virtues. In fact some would argue you have no patience! However if you really just take the time to think before you act, it will pay off.
CANCER:
You don't have to follow one particular path through life. You can be open to everything and everyone and not take too much notice of the warnings others are telling you.
You don't have to follow one particular path through life. You can be open to everything and everyone and not take too much notice of the warnings others are telling you.
LEO:
Someone close needs to confide in you today. Are you ready? Do you need to hear whatever he or she has to say and are you able to cope with it?
Someone close needs to confide in you today. Are you ready? Do you need to hear whatever he or she has to say and are you able to cope with it?
VIRGO:
Certain things are simply not worth arguing about and you know one thing for sure, the argument will go the same way it has always gone...so don't even bother today.
Certain things are simply not worth arguing about and you know one thing for sure, the argument will go the same way it has always gone...so don't even bother today.
LIBRA:
Next week is the Full Moon in Scorpio, your 2nd house of self-esteem and self-worth. Money matters are taking on more of an urgent nature right now. Put everything into perspective boys and girls.
Next week is the Full Moon in Scorpio, your 2nd house of self-esteem and self-worth. Money matters are taking on more of an urgent nature right now. Put everything into perspective boys and girls.
SCORPIO:
Why are you so intent on rocking the boat today? You don't need to be so anti establishment/authority in order to get things done. Just relax and do what you do best - whatever that is.
Why are you so intent on rocking the boat today? You don't need to be so anti establishment/authority in order to get things done. Just relax and do what you do best - whatever that is.
SAGITTARIUS:
Don't take any old excuse or reasoning today Sags. You are owed an explaination and you should demand one. Some things just can't be so easily dismissed can they?
Don't take any old excuse or reasoning today Sags. You are owed an explaination and you should demand one. Some things just can't be so easily dismissed can they?
CAPRICORN:
Stop wishing things were different and instead, get on with changing what can be changed and fixing whatever can be fixed.
Stop wishing things were different and instead, get on with changing what can be changed and fixing whatever can be fixed.
AQUARIUS:
You're a fixed air sign, which means you can be very stubborn and like things a certain way...even though you are also the trailblazer of the zodiac. Stop being so stubborn today!
You're a fixed air sign, which means you can be very stubborn and like things a certain way...even though you are also the trailblazer of the zodiac. Stop being so stubborn today!
PISCES:
You are always the first person to put your hand up and volunteer to help out. But all too often when you yourself ask for help, it falls on deaf ears. Ask loudly for help today!
You are always the first person to put your hand up and volunteer to help out. But all too often when you yourself ask for help, it falls on deaf ears. Ask loudly for help today!
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic Cheers,
Astrogirl
xoxo
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