me on my birthday with one of my gifts - a beach hat from my Gemini gal pal Ms.Dray...Saturday April 17, 2010
Michelle McGee is on TV in Australia and now here in the US expressing remorse for her homewrecking activities. She claims she thought Aries Jesse James was seperated from Aries Sandra Bullock. That they were living apart and not sleeping together. Why on earth she thought that I don't know. Every weekly tabloid ran pics of Jesse and Sandra together. And Sandra was always photographed with Jesse's kids, especially her fav Sunny.
Sounds eerily familiar to Jamie Junger's protests about not knowing Tiger Woods was married. With a baby. Yeh right. Tiger's wedding made the cover of every magazine and talk show. If you google Tiger, Elin comes right up there as Mrs Woods. Jamie Jungers is now behind bars with a $30,000 bail on her botoxed forehead. She lost her licence a while back yet continues to drive. She also has teeth missing. Why does she have missing teeth? What's that about? Could explain not knowing Tiger was married. No teeth, no computer...no TV...no google???
Anyway, enough of those hags.
MERCURY the planet of communication, clear thinking and errand running goes out of phase tonight - not good. Retrograding in Taurus - the sign that represents money. Read your credit card statements more intensely than usual. Mercury is out of phase in TAURUS April 18 - May 12.
Today's birthdays include Jennifer Garner and Victoria Beckham (the luckiest woman in the world as she gets to wake up to Taurus David every day).
SO what's in your stars today?
ARIES:
Mercury turns retrograde tonight - not good for you as it will affect your cash flow zone. There may be delays in getting money owed to you. Hang tight.
Mercury turns retrograde tonight - not good for you as it will affect your cash flow zone. There may be delays in getting money owed to you. Hang tight.
TAURUS:
Not great news for you bulls, with Mercury the communicator going out of phase in your sign. It's a time for you to redo, rethink, revise and reorganize. Nothing new should be started until mid-May.
Not great news for you bulls, with Mercury the communicator going out of phase in your sign. It's a time for you to redo, rethink, revise and reorganize. Nothing new should be started until mid-May.
GEMINI:
Your ruler Mercury going out of phase is never a good thing. There is only so much you will be able to get done with Mercury out of phase in your sign.
Your ruler Mercury going out of phase is never a good thing. There is only so much you will be able to get done with Mercury out of phase in your sign.
CANCER:
Mercury retrograding in Taurus through May 11 in your friendship, hopes and wishes zone could have you falling out with someone over something really silly this weekend.
Mercury retrograding in Taurus through May 11 in your friendship, hopes and wishes zone could have you falling out with someone over something really silly this weekend.
LEO:
No one is trying to upstage you or make you feel less than today Leos. Stop the paranoia. It is only causing you to worry about things that aren't worth worrying about because they don't exist!
VIRGO:
Your sense of humour is on fire this weekend! Mercury retrograding in your knowledge zone means you will actually make mistakes! The horror! But you are able to laugh at yourself along with others.
Your sense of humour is on fire this weekend! Mercury retrograding in your knowledge zone means you will actually make mistakes! The horror! But you are able to laugh at yourself along with others.
LIBRA:
Look on the bright side today. It's what you do best and how you manage to manouveur your way through life's rocky landscapes. Mercury retrograde throws a spanner in the works tomorrow...
Look on the bright side today. It's what you do best and how you manage to manouveur your way through life's rocky landscapes. Mercury retrograde throws a spanner in the works tomorrow...
SCORPIO:
Mercury is going out of phase in your one on one relationship zone. This isn't good news. It means that you will have some sort of silly falling out with someone over something as silly as money.
SAGITTARIUS:
If nothing else, there is hope at the end of a very long tunnel for you. You need to ensure that you put one foot in front of the other and don't get too caught up in silly stuff.
If nothing else, there is hope at the end of a very long tunnel for you. You need to ensure that you put one foot in front of the other and don't get too caught up in silly stuff.
CAPRICORN:
Don't listen to crazy talk today. You are way too strong for all that stuff and too set in your ways to let some minor detail get in your way.
AQUARIUS:
Avoid silly conversations that only seem to upset you. And avoid those people who always manage to push your buttons. You know who they are and they can easily be avoided.
Avoid silly conversations that only seem to upset you. And avoid those people who always manage to push your buttons. You know who they are and they can easily be avoided.
PISCES:
There is nothing worse than feeling as if you owe someone a favour. You don't like feeling as if you are beholden to anyone do you? Get whatever it is you have to get out of the way today.
There is nothing worse than feeling as if you owe someone a favour. You don't like feeling as if you are beholden to anyone do you? Get whatever it is you have to get out of the way today.
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic Cheers,
Astrogirl
xoxo
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