my girls on my birfday...2 Leos, a Virgo and a Gemini...
Monday April 19, 2010
The Sun has nearly done his thing in Aries, so we are getting close to the Taurus energy setting in. Taurus energy is very different from Aries energy. Taureans are stubborn, insistent, tough and determined. And with Mercury retrograde in Taurus through May 12, this is definitely a time when you will feel as if you can't seem to get a break. Mercury retrograde is really hitting home for earth signs - Taurus, Virgo and Capricorns. Scorpios are also feeling the heat.
Today's Aries birthdays include Nazi bastard Jesse James, Kate Hudson, Suge Knight, Ashley Judd and Luis Miguel who famously dated fellow Ram Mariah Carey and who nearly died on the table getting plastic surgery. He was having lipo and other stuff done and he got seriously ill. Rumours continue to swirl that Virgo Cameron Diaz and Leo Alex Rodriguez are hooking up. He likes those blonds!
So what's in your stars this week you ask?
Aries (March 21 – April 20)
Now that your solar year has started and you have gained insight from your New Moon last week, you have to set your cosmic navigation system on a different destination. There’s a redistribution of cosmic energy Monday, and you are one of the main losers unfortunately. The Sun bids you adieu and ambles into stubborn Taurus, your money zone. All that fun you had celebrating you and your birthday come to a grinding halt when your credit card statements arrive. Time to stockpile baked beans and toast!
Taurus (April 21 – May 21)
Venus dumps your fashion savvy behind midweek and your days of waking up without morning breath and zits are over. Your self-esteem could take a nosedive due to mean girl type comments from someone who always manages to make you feel less than. And with Mercury the master of words retrograding in your sign through mid May, knowing when to zip your mouth shut (literally) is your saviour. Double check your appointments and that your watch is on the right time zone and working too. Mercury retrograde has all sorts of tricks up his sleeve.
Gemini (May 22 – June 21)
Smile! You’re at your most flirtatious and charming after Venus the goddess of love and beauty enters your sign this weekend. This only happens once a year and so make the most of her setting up her flirt fest booth in your sign. Venus is wonderful for those of you who are single or looking to spice up your love life. Sagittarians, Aries and Leos are your must have friends, lovers and accessories this week. And indulge your sweet tooth. Lollies are all part of Venus’s visit.
Cancer (June 22 – July 22)
Mercury out of phase in your friendship zone will trigger major misunderstandings with friends, family and frenemies unless you really strive to make your point clear. You tend to waffle on at times and pull back when you feel you are going to get stung, when you need to stand your ground. Those of you who have the feeling a friendship is about to self-destruct are right. But it will make room for a fresh new upbeat person to come into your world.
Leo (July 23 – August 23)
Ultimately you are responsible for whatever goes wrong under your watch this week and through early May. Mercury, the planet of common sense has left the building and is affecting your career and ambition zone. So while you might try to assign blame on chatty Kathy who sits next to you, this time it’s not going to work. Double check everything that comes across your desk and make sure you admit when you’re wrong and you messed up versus…yes blaming chatty Kathy again….
Virgo (August 24 – September 23)
With the Sun moving into stubborn earthy Taurus, your own infamous persistence will undoubtedly kick in. And with Saturn retrograde returning to rule your sign for the next few months, your need to control certain people and situations will come up more than once or twice. Combined with Mercury your ruler, the ‘smarts provider’ out of phase in Taurus too, chances are you will make some silly decisions and comments this week. When in doubt, defer to popular opinion and go with the flow.
Libra (September 24 – October 23)
A healthier lifestyle is in the stars for you, with Saturn the gym teacher tyrant in your self-renewal zone aligning with Uranus in your health and well-being zone. If you’ve been drinking your kilojoules or eating a steadfast diet of crap lately, it’s time for an overhaul. That gym membership lying dormant needs recharging as does your I-Pod. Venus the goddess of beauty in your fellow air sign of Gemini suggests a work out partner will be a great motivator for you too. Even if it’s your plump pooch.
Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)
This is the week when you realize it’s time to cut ties with those people who seem to always make you feel like the biggest loser. Criticism can come in all sorts of ways. From subtle hints – ‘your hair looks different’ to ‘wow you’ve porked up haven’t’ you?’ It’s time to ‘shake it off’ and let the comments fall where they may. You’ve got bigger fish to fry. Namely that coworker who won’t let you skip out early on Fridays or slink in late on Mondays…
Sagittarius (November 23 - December 21)
A change in career is headed many of your ‘kinds’ way over the next few weeks and months. You’ve been ready to make the jump for a while but the never ending ‘recession/depression/end of the world talk’ has had you grimly hanging in there and doing whatever you needed to do to stay employed (like having after work drinks with your loser coworkers and pretending to be interested in their boring stories and lives.) Get your c.v. updated and start searching your wardrobe for interview appropriate attire.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)
Wavering about a dating relationship? Think he’s way too good to be true and therefore, most likely a wanted fugitive, married with six kids or worse? Let things slide until mid-may when Mercury returns to direct motion in your romance zone and you find out the real deal. Things are hazy in other areas of your life too with Mercury out of phase in your self-fulfillment zone and for no particular reason, you feel dissatisfied with your lot in life. This too shall pass.
Aquarius (January 21 - February 19)
Next week you’re in the career spotlight, so make sure you are doing a good job right now! Nothing worse than mucking around all day long only to be hauled in front of your superiors asking questions. Of which you have no idea what the answers are. Fake it till you make it girls. And keep the charm on full beam. Lucky you have help in that department, with Venus, the charmer in Gemini, your fifth house of fun and ‘getting away with murder’.
Pisces (February 20 - March 20)
The time to redecorate and renovate is here! Even though Mercury is out of phase, as long as you don’t go ripping out kitchens and involving tradesmen, you’ll be fine. New sheets, shams, quilts, window treatments go hand in hand with Venus large and in charge setting up her Suzy homemaker stand in your fourth house of domestic bliss for the next few weeks. A makeover on you could also be your schedule.
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic Well Wishes,
Astrogirl
xoxo
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