Always the wench! Or barmaid or whatever I am meant to be...but then again, I am from the land dowunder...so it kinda makes sense...The 'Elin Woods had to know' move is continuing to grow in volume. Other people are coming out saying how could Tiger's wife not know what was going on? That she put up and shut up until she knew it was going to go public or she knew there was a possiblity he had fallen in love with sexy New Yorker Rachel Uchitel and was going to leave him.
And revelations today that one of Jesse James whores - Michelle McGee - had an affair with Corey Hart - Pink's hubby. Corey is a Cancer and a needy man, and hopefully it was while he and Pink were 'on a break'. Virgo Pink will kick Michelle McGee's ass (can we see this on pay per view please?).
Today's birthdays include Claire Danes, Shannen Doherty, Andy Garcia and David Letterman. Mmmmmm...is it me or are these 4 all assholes? HAHA
Let's see what's in your stars for the week...there's a New Moon (on my birthday) Wednesday April 14...
Aries (March 21 – April 20)
It’s all systems go for you this week. The Aries New Moon midweek energizes the Sun in your sign for its last gallop through your paddocks. Your New Moon is a special time of year when you see is what you get and it’s actually okay for you to say ‘me first’. Keep your emails and texts to others short and sweet this week. Being direct and honest is not only your motto, but with Mercury going retrograde later in the week, it’s best to cut to the chase.
Taurus (April 21 – May 21)
Venus in your sign makes you the belle of the ball. A good thing, because with communications master Mercury taking a hiatus in your sign through mid-May, your best bet is to be seen and not heard. Put off making commitments and don’t sign anything while Mercury is out of phase. Use your Venus like charms to get out of everything. And snag that man you’ve had your eye on for some time. As long as you don’t say too much and simply look amazing, he’s yours!
Gemini (May 22 – June 21)
Not such great news for you twinsters, with your ruler Mercury packing his bags for a three week siesta in your house of self-renewal and secrets. That said, it’s a good time for you to redo all those things you stuffed up the first or second time around. And you know exactly what things to revisit don’t you? Retreat into your own little cosmic space in the world, lick your wounds and try to learn from your mistakes. Instead of simply repeating them over and over.
Cancer (June 22 – July 22)
While you’re the sign that loves being a homebody more than any other, this is not the right time to be redecorating or refinancing. Mercury is out of phase through mid-May in your eleventh house of relationships through mid-May and certain people may be working your very last nerve. Steer clear of downers and don’t be one yourself! Midweek a New Moon in your career and ambition zone opens the door for a promotion. While it may take a while, knowing it’s on its way is enough.
Leo (July 23 – August 23)
Wanderlust hits hard midweek, with a New Moon shining on your adventure and travel zone. You could make a big decision this month – like taking a new job overseas or interstate. Just know that with Mercury retrograde in your career zone, that decision could be put off a month or more. Motivator Mars in your sign has you pretty much wanting to do everything and anything. You can afford to be picky. The odds are in your favour.
Virgo (August 24 – September 23)
With your ruler Mercury taking a back seat this weekend through mid-May in your spiritual zone, chances are you will find yourself having a few dust ups with friends and frenemies. Keeps things fresh – clearing the air and letting others know that you will come out fighting if provoked. Midweek a New Moon sets the tone for working well with someone else on a project. Hopefully you get to pick your side by side coworker. A Taurus or Capricorn are your best bets.
Libra (September 24 – October 23)
Smooth sailing this week, with a New Moon in your relationship zone bringing with it a new friend to play with. You’re feeling extravagant too so watch that you don’t overdo the ‘my shout’ when out and about. With Mercury, the communicator retrograding in your joint resources zone, chances are silly misunderstandings could arise for those of you in business or real estate with others. No sudden moves or decisions until this time next month. Let any dust well and truly settle.
Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)
Midweek a New Moon beaming on your sixth house of hard work, health and well-being is the wakeup call you watery maidens have needed for some time. This lunar energy is a real chance to start living right. Saying “I’ll think about it” and having a ‘get out of jail free card’ up your sleeve is the best thing you can do this week and for the next few weeks, with Mercury out of phase in your one on one relationship zone.
Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)
If you seem to be in constant conflict with people who only see things their way, retreat gracefully and with style this week. A New Moon in your self-fulfillment zone midweek is the reason why you need to find and cling to your happy place. You are being given a chance to work out who works in your life and who doesn’t. This might mean weeding out all those new one name numbers in your mobile and some of the older ones too.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)
With Venus in compatible Taurus (a perfect match for you btw), your urge to splurge is on high alert. Just know that with Mercury retrograding in the same part of your chart, buyer’s remorse is bound to strike. Make sure you keep all those receipts and tags on so you can return all those impulse buys. Midweek a New Moon in your home and family zone has you rethinking where you want to live. No sudden moves. You’ll change your mind again.
Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)
Your third house of communication and siblings is highlighted by a New Moon this week. When was the last time you really took notice of how your sister and/or brother were doing? Do they need a time out from their kids, their pets, their partners? Can you provide them with that space they need? Mercury goes out of phase in your home and family zone this weekend. Find a way to keep the peace and be the spiritual advisor of your kin.
Pisces (February 20 – March 20)
Money and how to make more of the colourful stuff is definitely on your mind midweek, when a New Moon in Aries, your second house of self-esteem and self-worth triggers a need to splurge and have designer things hanging off you. Keep in mind that ‘clothes don’t make the woman’. It’s what’s on the inside that counts. If you can swallow that age old quote, you know you don’t need another pair of shoes.
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic Cheers,
Astrogirl
xoxo
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