the palm trees are swaying in LA...Friday April 23, 2010
Finally there is light at the end of the Tiger Woods/Elin saga in that she is set to leave his sorry ass once and for all! She has to leave him in the name of all women all over the world. He is a serial cheater and he has put her life in jeopardy by sleeping with all these whores without use of a condom...
So Elin, a Capricorn like her whoring hubby - TAKE THE $$$ AND RUN!!
He was sleeping around on you the whole time...while you were pregnant, while you were in Sweden. He screwed women in your kitchen! The place you cook for your family...
There is no excuse for his behaviour. Once again, if you don't think you can adhere to the rules of marriage - being faithful being one of the 'rules' - don't get married! Stay single and screw your dick off!
Today's birthdays include Michael Moore, John Cena, Dev Patel and Valerie Bertinelli...
So what's in your stars today?
ARIES:
The lead up to next week's Full Moon is on. Next week a powerful Full Moon in Scorpio, your 8th house of joint projects and resources has you dealing with business/partnership issues.
ARIES:
The lead up to next week's Full Moon is on. Next week a powerful Full Moon in Scorpio, your 8th house of joint projects and resources has you dealing with business/partnership issues.
TAURUS:
Life is not all about winners and losers girls and boys. however with Mercury out of phase in your sign right now, there's a chance that you will feel as if life is indeed a game of chance.
Life is not all about winners and losers girls and boys. however with Mercury out of phase in your sign right now, there's a chance that you will feel as if life is indeed a game of chance.
GEMINI:
Do your thing today and don't let anyone rain on your parade. Life is too short for you to worry what everyone else thinks. Plus with Mercury out of phase, who cares? All will be forgiven soon!
Do your thing today and don't let anyone rain on your parade. Life is too short for you to worry what everyone else thinks. Plus with Mercury out of phase, who cares? All will be forgiven soon!
CANCER:
You're advised not to make any sudden moves today or try to do anything too adventurous. It's not really in your cosmic mix to do such things anyway and besides, what if it doesn't work out?
You're advised not to make any sudden moves today or try to do anything too adventurous. It's not really in your cosmic mix to do such things anyway and besides, what if it doesn't work out?
LEO:
Don't be too annoyed today when someone tries to reel you in or tell you what you can and cannot do. It's all going to work out in the end and you will be victorious.
Don't be too annoyed today when someone tries to reel you in or tell you what you can and cannot do. It's all going to work out in the end and you will be victorious.
VIRGO:
This is a fortunate time of year for you except for the fact that your ruler Mercury is out of phase and Murhpys Law of whatever can go wrong will go wrong...so if you're traveling, be prepared for delays.
This is a fortunate time of year for you except for the fact that your ruler Mercury is out of phase and Murhpys Law of whatever can go wrong will go wrong...so if you're traveling, be prepared for delays.
LIBRA:
A coworker you actually trust might in fact be working against you, so watch out. You are too trusting at times Librans and it definitely catches up with you every now and again.
A coworker you actually trust might in fact be working against you, so watch out. You are too trusting at times Librans and it definitely catches up with you every now and again.
SCORPIO:
Listen up today. Don't take anything too much at face value. Instead, simply accept and understand what it is you can and cannot do and go from there.
SAGITTARIUS:
There is more to life than being a good person. Sure you light up every room you enter etc, but you also have to stay true to you. Today tests that.
CAPRICORN:
Be useful today. Nothing worse than someone who has no real concept of what's going on and isn't aware of his or her carbon footprint.
Be useful today. Nothing worse than someone who has no real concept of what's going on and isn't aware of his or her carbon footprint.
AQUARIUS:
There is nothing worse than feeling as if you are missing out on something or worse yet, that you aren't as easily adaptable as others. Don't worry, with a little tweaking you will sail through...
There is nothing worse than feeling as if you are missing out on something or worse yet, that you aren't as easily adaptable as others. Don't worry, with a little tweaking you will sail through...
PISCES:
Don't let something silly ruin your day today. A silly throw away line is just that. You are uber sensitive but sometimes you have to simply forgive, forget and move on.
Don't let something silly ruin your day today. A silly throw away line is just that. You are uber sensitive but sometimes you have to simply forgive, forget and move on.
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic Cheers,
Astrogirl
xoxo
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