Friday April 16, 2010
Wow - break ups are in!
3 major break ups reported yesterday following the New Moon in Aries on Wednesday. Scorpio Larry King, 2 Capricorns - Mel Gibson and his Russian baby mumma Oksana and Melissa Etheridge and Tammy Etheridge - Sagittarius and Gemini. What the? 3 in one day is unusual. It has to be the energy of the Aries New Moon tempting everyone to simply start a new chapter. Oksana can look forward to 18 years of child support from Mel Gibson - NICE! And Larry didn't sign a pre-nup...so look out!
Today's birthday includes Dusty Springfield, Ellen barkin and Martin Lawrence...3 strong characters if ever there were! Ellen and Dusty are actually really similar when you think about it. Both blonds, both strong, both kinda sexually aggressive and kinda butch - no offense Ellen Barkin...but u are! A lot of Aries women are butch or like real life straight drag queens...Celine Dion, Mariah Carey, Lady GaGa, Ellen Barkin, Rosie O'Donnell, Fergie, Lucy Lawless, Joss Stone, Kristen Stewart...the proof is in the ARies pudding people!
I think that all this sexual promiscuity we are seeing - Tiger/Jesse/Larry King (who ever thought that Weekend at Bernie's real life doppleganger Larry King would make the list with Tiger and Jesse)...is making people zip up their pants in protest! Women guard your jewels! Casual sex is passe. As Gemini Patti Stanger says - women only have good/great sex when there is an emotional connection with the man. Men don't need it but women do. And with the onslaught of info about Tiger and Jesse hooking up with these creatures, decent women everywhere are more aware of saving the goodies for a good guy. Celibacy seems to be the new black. Word on the street from my friends is that casual sex is out.
SO what's in your stars today?
ARIES:
Money and how NOT to spend it but save it is on your mind today. Venus, Mercury and the Moon shine on your money and self-esteem zone. Put your credit cards away and pay cash for everything.
Money and how NOT to spend it but save it is on your mind today. Venus, Mercury and the Moon shine on your money and self-esteem zone. Put your credit cards away and pay cash for everything.
TAURUS:
You're in the hot seat today. Venus, Mercury and the Moon all shine on your sign today and tomorrow. What are you going to do with these heavenly gifts?
You're in the hot seat today. Venus, Mercury and the Moon all shine on your sign today and tomorrow. What are you going to do with these heavenly gifts?
GEMINI:
Nothing you say will take back something you wish you hadn't said today. Actions speak louder than words boys and girls. So if you do feel you should apologize, do so.
Nothing you say will take back something you wish you hadn't said today. Actions speak louder than words boys and girls. So if you do feel you should apologize, do so.
CANCER:
Be cautiously optimistic that you are playing the game by the rules today. You don't want to be out of bounds or annoy others with your cavalier attiude do you?
Be cautiously optimistic that you are playing the game by the rules today. You don't want to be out of bounds or annoy others with your cavalier attiude do you?
LEO:
Your career and ambitious side comes out today. What is your master plan for the future? Do you have one? If you don't, it's time to start hatching boys and girls.
Your career and ambitious side comes out today. What is your master plan for the future? Do you have one? If you don't, it's time to start hatching boys and girls.
VIRGO:
There are ways to deal with things and ways not to deal with things. If you feel something or someone is out of control, it's up to you to put a stop to the theatrics today.
There are ways to deal with things and ways not to deal with things. If you feel something or someone is out of control, it's up to you to put a stop to the theatrics today.
LIBRA:
Only you really know how something or someone makes you feel. You need to make sure that your feeling for something or someone aren't clouded by a silly notion...
Only you really know how something or someone makes you feel. You need to make sure that your feeling for something or someone aren't clouded by a silly notion...
SCORPIO:
Nothing matters right now but your health and making sure you do everything you can to get better, stronger and more able to take life's daily knocks.
Nothing matters right now but your health and making sure you do everything you can to get better, stronger and more able to take life's daily knocks.
SAGITTARIUS:
AIm high today Sags. There is a lot to be gained right now by being a leader and being strong in the face of any perceived weaknesses. Don't hesitate to call the shots!
AIm high today Sags. There is a lot to be gained right now by being a leader and being strong in the face of any perceived weaknesses. Don't hesitate to call the shots!
CAPRICORN:
Be cautiously optimistic today. You have a sense of self-entitlement and while that is a good thing today, you don't want your pride to get in the way of good things.
Be cautiously optimistic today. You have a sense of self-entitlement and while that is a good thing today, you don't want your pride to get in the way of good things.
AQUARIUS:
Be open to making a new friend today. Even if it's someone you wouldn't normally have a cup of coffee with type thing. He or she will have some insightful thoughts and opinions for you.
Be open to making a new friend today. Even if it's someone you wouldn't normally have a cup of coffee with type thing. He or she will have some insightful thoughts and opinions for you.
PISCES:
Communicating loud and clear is what you simply have to do today. No beating around the bush boys and girls. Speak up and speak loudly!
Communicating loud and clear is what you simply have to do today. No beating around the bush boys and girls. Speak up and speak loudly!
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic Cheers,
Astrogirl
xoxo


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