me, Scorpio Lisa and Virgo Kelly...Halloween...Hi fellow bloggers and star gazers,
Can't wait to get a hold of the latest issue of Vanity Fair magazine which is all about salicious sex romping Capricorn Tiger Woods who was led astray by Aquarius Michael Jordan and Pisces Charles Barkley.
They were the ones who took a very young impressionable Tiger and showed him the 'sights' of Las Vegas. But the best part of the story was how cheap Tiger was/is. He took a date to Subway and got her a chicken wrap! Nice going Tiger. He tips 15% on his black Amex card. Nice! Keep those stereotypes going about black people and what lousy tippers they are - even though they are millionaires and billionaires.
Reminds me of when I waitresed at Mickey Mantle's back in the early 90's. Supermodel and superstar Naomi Campbell came in for dinner with some fabulous hanger oners, including Capricorn Christy Turlington. Gemini Naomi was dressed head to toe in couture and looking amazing (and tall!)
The whole restaurant was ablaze as you can imagine! Champagne flowed, dinners ordered and largely ignored (these are models after all). The bill was comped (free) and Naomi reached into her Chanel purse and threw down a quarter for a tip. A quarter people! Like it was a joke or something. Meanwhile the server had to tip out on that bill and tip out the bussers, bartender etc who had run around like headless chickens trying to accomodate the Queen of Mean (Naomi).
So as much as people complain about stereotypes, I personally have been shocked by the lousy tipping antics of celebs. Tiger is the King of Mean though. One of his long term whores asked for a few thousand dollars to help her move out of her apartment she shared with an abusive boyfriend. Tiger said he couldn't help her...yet for him, a few thousand dollars is like a quarter to us! And he flew his whores coach on SouthWest! Luv it!
Jesse James has checked into rehab. For what? Addiction to tattooed whores? Do they have rehab for that? This is America, so probably.
Anyway, enough of a rant...the men of the world are really not shining right now!
Today's birthdays include Ewan McGregor, Al Gore and Christoper Walken.
SO what's in your stars today?
ARIES:
Venus the money maker and money spender moves into your 2nd house of cash and self-esteem. Now's the time to really curb your spending and find ways to make more money. Job hunting? Get your c.v. up to date and start sending out for jobs and going on interviews. Your stars are aligned.
TAURUS:
Venus the goddess of love and beauty moves into your sign today. Venus is happiest when she's in your sign. She feels safe and secure and beautiful. Now's the time to get a makeover. Get a haircut. Try a new look. Go shopping and buy some new clothes. Start a diet - although it's hard to stick to with Venus tempting you with chocolates and wine and all that good stuff.
GEMINI:
Monday's Full Moon is still playing itself out in your 5th house of self-fulfillment, creativity and self-fulfillment and these are all areas which have been stirred up by the lunar influence. Single? you may be better off staying that way for the time being. You have to find a way to make yourself happy before making anyone else happy right now.
CANCER:
Have patience with those friends whom you feel have attention deficit disorders today. They are trying to listen and keep up with you, but maybe you are talking too much and not listening enough? You feel especially restless today and need to find a way to curb your enthusiasm just a tad.
LEO:
Mars in your sign through June is just what the cosmic doctor ordered for you. You are indestructible right now and a shining star (if you say so yourself). Life is good. Take time to smell the roses today and give thanks to the Universe and all those people who have helped you along the way.
VIRGO:
Spring fever is in the air (in the Northern Hemisphere anyway) and you are excited about all the things happening in your life right now. Don't read into anything today when you feel someone is trying to trick you or pull the wool over your eyes. It's your imagination running away with itself.
LIBRA:
A desire for unusual food - something really tasty and exotic - has you in search mode today. What do you feel like? Indian, Moroccan, Australian? LOL. Go and get it and let your taste buds do a hip hop dance on your tongue.
SCORPIO:
There is nothing worse than feeling as if you missed the boat on something or someone. You didn't. Timing is everything. And the timing wasn't right. Those of you born Oct 24-28 could be hearing resistance when there is none, but those involved with fire signs could have a riotous day/week.
SAGITTARIUS:
Your challenge is to stay motivated today. Sometimes you fire signs run out of steam and need to reboot. This is definitely one of those days. Avoid those people who always manage to push your buttons or cause you to question yourself.
CAPRICORN:
This is one of those times when you will feel slightly icky around certain people. Your radar is up and running and it's not easy to dislodge yourself from certain people's grasps is it? Avoid certain people as much as possible and don't let them rattle your carefully constructed cage boys and girls.
AQUARIUS:
Being impetuous is one of your strengths and you will be the foward looking person in your circle today and all week thanks to helpful angles from fire signs around you. You'll need to speak up to superiors or perhaps help another who doesn't understand a situation. You make new friends quickly today and this week.
PISCES:
Those of you born March 1-8 have intriguing opportunities coming your way today and this week. Be on the lookout. However when the planets are in Aries and Taurus, you do need to be careful you don't get caught up in fake opportunties or get caught up with people who are not going to be good for you in the long run.
Till tomorrow,
Cosmci Cheers,
Astrogirl,
xoxo
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