Friday March 26, 2010
Gloria Allred is a busy woman isn't she? Born July 3 1941, this 69 year old Cancer plays mother hen/publicity whore/lawyer to all these 'damsels in distress' - the other women - the homewreckers who sleep with married men and then sell their stories to tabloids and go on talk shows in the hopes of making a career for themselves. Rachel Uchitel, Josyln James and now Michelle McGee are all in her carefully made up clutches. She is a poor man's Jackie Collins to look at - red talons, red lips, garish make up, Chanel suits and handbags and nude pantyhose...which by the way, went out with the dinosaurs...
Gloria used to fight for much worthier causes - namely people who really needed help and publicity like soliders in Iraq and Britney Spears bodyguard (lol), but her recent endeavours are disgusting. She must have to scrub herself every night in the shower after mixing with all these creatures. Sure the men cheated too. But Tiger Woods and Jesse James aren't 'normal' people and they seem to think the world owes them a favor. You had to know they were married. No excuses. If Michelle McGee had done any sort of research she would have found out the JJ and Sandra Bullock were not seperated at all during their marriage. Sandra was busy trying to get pregnant via IVF. And that Jesse James was entertaining all sorts of other women in his garage (no condom rule). If you lay down with dogs, you will catch fleas ladies. Gloria Allred must be crawling with em! She will need to go to the vet for a check up at some point.
Anyway, boo to Gloria Allred - shame a woman has to represent these creatures. Guess someone has to pay for those nude pantyhose though.
Today's birthdays include some real Aries characters - Steven Tyler, Kiera Knightley, Diana Ross and James Caan. Some of the great divas of the singing world are Aries - Diana, Aretha, Celine, Mariah, GaGa!
SO what's in your stars today?
ARIES:
You may want to dress the part today. Gotta hot date? Dress hot! Hanging with your girls or guys? Dress up for the occasion. Your clothes make a statement and like Lady GaGa, we have come to expect it now. Imagine if she showed up in a Gap outfit? We would boo her! Don't disappoint today Aries.
TAURUS:
In the end it doesn't matter what other people think of you. It matters what you think of yourself and how you feel when you put your head down on the pillow at night. There's been a lot of press and stories about bullying in high school lately and acts of terror people have gone through. Don't be a grown up victim today.
GEMINI:
There's no point in trying to win an argument today when you are clearly not up enough on the information you're trying to spout forth and argue with. If you realize you're defeated, let the crowd wash over you and win. Who really cares? What does it matter in the grand scheme of things?
CANCER:
You're tenacious and tough and you can win any argument with your determination and unwavering stance. Plus with your emotional edge (think Jessica Simpson/Courtney Love) people can't help but feel connected to you in some weird way and let you win simply because they feel you need it.
LEO:
Put yourself in someone elses's shoes today. Walk a mile in their shoes and see how it feels. And then leave their shoes a mile away and keep walking! It's easy to judge someone when you have no real idea where they've come from or what they're facing in every day life. People aren't usually what they seem at first glance.
VIRGO:
In the lead up to a Full Moon next week, this is the time when you should be sorting things out. Financially, are you happy with where you are? This time last month there was a very intense Full Moon in your sign and a lot has happened in the past few weeks. Now it's time for you to re-evaluate and reasses and feel content.
LIBRA:
Your steady as you go approach is a wonderful one. People really enjoy your company and the fact that you tend to fit in with everyone and get along with everyone means that you are always invited out and about. But don't be too easy going today. If you feel slighted or insulted, let the person know. Speak up.
SCORPIO:
Avoid drama and confrontation today and don't exceed your expectations or try to do anything out of the ordinary. YOu don't have to prove anything to anyone today. Not even yourself. Sometimes Scorpios you are way too hard on yourself. Sit in a bath or hot tub today and give yourself some long overdue praise.
SAGITTARIUS:
Now that the tide has shifted and fire signs are all the rage, you are really back bigger and better than ever aren't you? You had a bit of a tough patch earlier in the year, but with the major players in your cosmic corner, your cup runneth over.
CAPRICORN:
Avoid confrontation with someone you have dealt with before and lost. No tail between your legs moment for you today goats. Being strong and sure of yourself is your forte right now, even though your ruler Saturn is out of phase today.
AQUARIUS:
Relationships are your achilles heel right now. You are not sure whom to trust and whom to run from and that in itself is quite the conundrum. You want to love everybody but it's not possible. And people can smell your weakness right now and could try to take advantage. Don't let that happen.
PISCES:
Jupiter the planet of good luck and opportunity in your sign through early June is a cosmic gift. Are you wasting this gift? Are you mucking around as we day downunder? Not doing anything at all to further your cause? The cause of you?? Get crackalackin!
Till tomorrow,
Cosmic Cheers,
Astrogirl
xoxo
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