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MARCH 2010 CELEBRITY REPORT

BY ASTROGIRL

Pisces are weird and wonderful creatures. Ruled by dreamy Neptune, they do really tend to see life through rose coloured glasses. Look below and you’ll see just how true this is…

Pisces celebs:

* Drew Barrymore

* Billy Zane

* Rihanna

* Michael Bolton

* Jessica Biel

* Jon Hamm

* Eva Longoria

* Antonio Sabato Jr

* Eva Mendes

* Madden twins

* Dakota Fanning

* Javier Bardem

* Carrie Underwood

* Rob Lowe

* Erykah Badu

* Chris Martin

* Liza Minelli

* Peter Fonda







Pisces in a cosmic celebrity nutshell…

Rihanna/Drew/both Eva’s/Javier Bardem – all dreamy and intensely creative people who continue to brighten our day with their theatrics and entertainment value (Rihanna and Drew particularly).

Jupiter, the planet of good luck and opportunity is in Pisces throughout 2010, with strange twists and turns however. June 7 Jupiter moves into Aries through late July, then retrogrades in Aries through September 10 before retrograding back into Pisces through November 17. It remains in Pisces through the end of 2010 and moves into Aries in 2011. So make the most of Jupiter for those Pisces reading this! From now through June 7…it’s not much Jupiter time but it’s all the Universe obviously feels you need.

Pisces celebs are very much in the Tinseltown mix. With the Academy Awards close (March 7), it seems that the fire signs are very much in the mix – Aries Quentin Tarantino, Leo Sandra Bullock, Sagittarians Jeff Bridges, Kathryn Bigelow (The Hurt Locker), Monique (Precious) and Leo Director James Cameron. Carey Mulligan is a Gemini, George Clooney and Gabourey Sidibe (Precious) are Taureans, Maggie Gyllenhaal is a Scorpio while Inglorious Basterd Christopher Waltz is a Libra. So mainly fire signs in the running and on the winners list – Meryl Streep is a Cancer and could be a surprise winner but the money seems to be on Sandra Bullock for ‘Blind Side’.

Capricorn serial cheater and all round mongrel Tiger Woods is set to have a press conference as I am writing this so it will be interesting to see and hear what he has to say (or doesn’t say)..he has already said NO QUESTIONS. So it will be a well written (by overpaid writers) speech which is full of admissions without admitting anything. His Capricorn wife Elin is still not wearing her wedding ring but hasn’t filed for divorce. She is either staying with him for the sake of the kids or more money. Surely she isn’t still in love with him? One of his tarts has come forward with 2 pregnancies to Tiger – one miscarriage/one abortion. Apparently contraception wasn’t on his mind at all and he didn’t use condoms…he really did think he was untouchable didn’t he?

March the Sun, Jupiter, Mercury, Venus and a New Moon spend time in Pisces. This means that Pisces celebs as well as Cancers, Scorpios, Taureans, Virgos and Capricorns are all under the cosmic spotlight. We could very well see a wedding – on the super downlow between Taurus Penelope Cruz and Pisces Javier Bardem. Same for Pisces Joel Madden and Virgo fiancée Nicole Ritchie. Pisces are very romantic and sensitive, so don’t go overboard on things but prefer secrecy and romance over paparazzi and OTT preparations. Eva Longoria Parker has been working on having a baby – March 15 with the New Moon in Pisces is a great time for her to really work on that! And Pisces Reggie Bush – who was just in the successful Saints side that won the US Superbowl could very well put a ring on it with gf Libra Kim Kardashian. She sure is dropping enough hints that she wants to be married!

Other celebs in the news as always is still single Jennifer Aniston, who celebrated her 41st birthday with fellow Aquarius Sheryl Crow and Gemini bff Courteney Cox. Scorpio is he or isn’t he her man Gerard Butler was also in Cabo in Mexico yet he continues to be caught in embraces with other women and I don’t know if he is her man or not? Rumours continue to abound that Brangelina are done and that Brad is going to back to Jennifer. So then I see plenty of pics of Brangelina looking very happy together in Europe eating gelato with half of their brood.

So I don’t think any of that is true. I think that Jennifer Aniston needs to leave the players alone (think Libra and in disgrace with his racist comments John Mayer/Gerard Butler/Bradley Cooper) alone and find someone NORMAL. Not a celebrity. A lawyer or someone involved in Hollywood but not an actor.

Interesting choice Gemini Jordan aka Katie Price made recently in marrying cross dressing Alex Reid and Leo. Formerly married to sensitive Pisces Peter Andre, a Leo is a much better match for her, but it all seems rather rushed and quick and she is a hard to live with woman. Same goes for the quick courtship of Gemini Russell Brand & Scorpio Katy Perry. He wants to settle down and become a legitimate husband/father etc. Let’s not forget Katy is young – 25 – very young. And Geminis and Scorpios have a physical connection but not necessarily a mental one. Russell has an answer and a joke for everything. Katy is much deeper and sensitive.

Aussie cooking hunk Scorpio Curtis Stone is dating gorgeous Sagittarius actress Lindsay Price. Curtis is doing very well here in the US – often seen giving dating advice on the Today Show as well as cooking segments. Lindsay is a TV actress – and unfortunately every show she is on seems to get cancelled! But she has landed herself a good catch in Curtis and vice versa so good luck to them!

Britney Spears seems to be on an even keel and still with her Sagittarius man Jason Trawick. Cancer Lindsay Lohan has been on the downlow of late and it’s nice not to see her in trouble for a change. Aries Lady GAGA continues to amass a small fortune, while Virgo Beyonce and Sag Jay-Z were named the richest couple in showbiz history ($123 million) or something like that…must be nice.

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